Granted, but you accidentally spilled it all over yourself! =O
I wish for a coke bottle
I wish for a coke bottle
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Granted but you got arrested for possession of cocaine.
I wish for more memory for my laptop
I wish for more memory for my laptop
Granted, but your laptop couldn't handle 32GB of RAM and it exploded.
I wish for a cute t-shirt
I wish for a cute t-shirt
Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.
EDIT ( oh and stalkers...yes stalkers... )
I wish for something evil and disgusting that wont kill or harm anyone.
EDIT ( oh and stalkers...yes stalkers... )
I wish for something evil and disgusting that wont kill or harm anyone.
Is that a bad thing? XPanimask wrote:
Granted but it was so cute that me along with 1 thousand other people turned gay because of the cuteness.
Granted, but it killed everyone anyway.
I wish for lots of presents this Christmas :3
You get lots and lots of coal.
I wish to unwish my last wish.
I wish to unwish my last wish.
Granted, the unwish caused a rip in time and space, causing stuff that usually happens when time dna ecaps si detortsid sneppanh.
-Insert universe exploding-
-Insert universe exploding-
If you wished for anything, it was caught inside the void rip thingie
I wish for the void to close and stop killing my friends ;-;
I wish for the void to close and stop killing my friends ;-;
Granted, but you died before you could make one.
I wish to have 9001 ranked beatmaps.
I wish to have 9001 ranked beatmaps.
Not granted because I am a magical thing that will not listen to you.
Granted but all your ranked beatmaps are really bad.
I wish for my wish to have someones wish to be granted when my wish has been granted.
Granted but all your ranked beatmaps are really bad.
I wish for my wish to have someones wish to be granted when my wish has been granted.
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Granted but you are now bleeding profusely through your nose.
I wish I could touch the stars without dying 8D
I wish I could touch the stars without dying 8D
Granted, but now you're dead.
I wish Candlejack was here ri
I wish Candlejack was here ri
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Granted, but you're still failing
I wish people stop eating me
I wish people stop eating me
Granted but now they're molesting you
I wish I was a pixie
I wish I was a pixie
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Granted, but it's soooo cold that if you were to drink it, your very soul would freeze.
...
What you were expecting something else?
I wish for slightly better vision.
...
What you were expecting something else?
I wish for slightly better vision.
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granted, but they have no genie to grant them
I wish the cake was not a lie
I wish the cake was not a lie
Granted, it's still a lie though, no matter what. You simply can't change that.
I wish for something to do.
I wish for something to do.
Granted,but the something wasn't good enough,and you died of boredom. :>
I wish for eternal life. ._.;
I wish for eternal life. ._.;
Granted, but you'll sleep the entire time.
I wish for a bigggg swimming pool
I wish for a bigggg swimming pool
granted, but you have no water to fill it.
i wish i had eternal youth
i wish i had eternal youth
Granted,but if the wish wears off,you'll go into the age you're currently in SO fast,you won't even realize you're dying. :>
I wish I was 14 so I could exercise. >_>
I wish I was 14 so I could exercise. >_>
Granted but you aged so fast you died.
I wish I was a printer in disguise
I wish I was a printer in disguise
Granted, but you're out of ink.
I wish I thought of this wish faster than I did rather than having to think about it for a minute.
I wish I thought of this wish faster than I did rather than having to think about it for a minute.
Granted but now nothing happened
I wish I can get a table lamp right now
I wish I can get a table lamp right now
Granted, if by lamp you meant fire.
Also you're on fire.
I wish for the next post to be written backwards.
Also you're on fire.
I wish for the next post to be written backwards.
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Granted, but you never get hired because you haven't completed your educational requirements.
I wish for an arcade stick. plz some1 send 2 me.
I wish for an arcade stick. plz some1 send 2 me.
Granted,but it's not the one you want.
I wish that people would post on this topic more.
I wish that people would post on this topic more.
Granted. I went here again.
I wish the bugs were fixed
I wish the bugs were fixed
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Granted. But nothing happened in particular.
I wish I could sell doorknobs.
I wish I could sell doorknobs.
Granted but you're never successful in life.
I wish I could have a living gingerbread man.
I wish I could have a living gingerbread man.
Granted. The man is HUGE and starts running away, trampling towns and cities. You are arrested for making such a creature.
I wish for sweets. That are sweet. Not bitter, sour, salty. Sweet.
I wish for sweets. That are sweet. Not bitter, sour, salty. Sweet.
Granted but you had to go through all the disgusting sweets first.
I wish for my wish to not be granted
I wish for my wish to not be granted
granted, but you wished for your death
I wish i was not working at the moment
I wish i was not working at the moment
animask wrote:
I wish for my wish to not be granted
doesn't that mean he lives?Sushi971 wrote:
granted, but you wished for your death
also, granted. you are now toiling instead of worknig
and you're on fire, your desk is on fire, your forms due to THE VERY NEXT ATTOSECOND are on fire, and a kitten is on fire.
A random wish was granted; nobody knew what your wish was.
*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.
I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.
I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
Granted. But you only keep the money for a day.
I wish I was a real genie.
I wish I was a real genie.
You're a real genie and live in a bottle. I rub your bottle and thus you must offer me three wishes. My first wish is for you to give me the power to grant my own wishes. I then wish for you to be trapped in an empty space until I summon you back.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
Granted but there's an age limit to grant wishes and you need to wait 7,000,000 years.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
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Granted, everyone is animask fanboy/fangirl ... isn't this corrupted enough already?
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
I wish to be able to see everything at once.
Granted, but you go blind.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
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Granted but it was too hot and you burned (ry
I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
Granted, everything is so normal that you are driven to insanity and kill yourself before you can even eat your egg.
I wish I was
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I wish I was
instead of but only if I can at the granted, you are so that it makes others 
just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is 
so hard that after their all that's left of emotions are 
and 
and 
and 
and 
and 
This makes you go
and you kill yourself.
I wish these emoticons would stop animating
that it makes others just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is so hard that after their all that's left of emotions are and and and and and This makes you go
and you kill yourself.I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Granted but now your post looks boring.Wojjan wrote:
granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.
I wish these emoticons would stop animating
I wish I had a talking stuffed penguin with super powers.
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Granted but you're a boy with aids in Africa.
I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
Granted, but you obviously fail.
I wish for a field of flowers.
I wish for a field of flowers.
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Granted but their poisonous flowers and you die.
I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
Granted, but you lose .1 of a cent. You become emo and jump off a cliff.
I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
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Granted but you have stuffed bears for hands so you cant text.
I wish I was pretty.
I wish I was pretty.
Granted, but everyone else died so there's no one to tell you that you're pretty.
I wish for a box of chocolate~
I wish for a box of chocolate~
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Granted, but you can't eat it
I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
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Granted, but it's poisoned and you're dead.
I wish for a pencil
I wish for a pencil
Granted, but it was new and you did not have a sharpner. The next shop that sells one is on the other side of Earth.
I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
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Granted, but you're gay.
I wish my Rubik cube was solved.
I wish my Rubik cube was solved.
Granted, but everyone knew you could not solve the cube and accuse you of cheating(Which you did), and ignore you for the rest of their lives.
I wish I had more kd, received legally.
I wish I had more kd, received legally.
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Granted but they're all broken one way or another
I wish people liked me more
I wish people liked me more
Granted but everyone loves everyone else more too.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
Granted, but Norton sucks and it made your pc explode.
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
Granted but the money made it feel really painful and some random guy stole all your money while you were asleep.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
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Granted but you only have one wish and you accidentally said, "I wish I was never born"
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted but it's a crap phone.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
Granted, but it got you traumatized.
I wish for a real nice genie
I wish for a real nice genie
You get a real nice genie who doesn't grant wishes...I guess that's one way to be kind.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
Granted but you have been timewarped into the past to experience all of the bad times.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
Granted, but now there are a thousand people like Kuu comboposting there.
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
Granted, but the Genie misread it and made the temperature to 76 Kelvin.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
Granted, but you went blind/deaf before you could see/hear what he said.
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
Granted but you are now the busiest person ever that you never have time to rest.
I wish fordelicious candy happy fruit that wont give me a comma any mental or physical abnormalities or anything related to long sentences or the lack of short sentences and striked words or non-striked words etc.
I wish for
Granted, but instead of making you happy, it made you sad, sad enough to commit suicide.
I wish for delicious cake
I wish for delicious cake
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It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.
I wish I had mocha cake
I wish I had mocha cake
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
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Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).
I wish I had the power to control time...
I wish I had the power to control time...
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Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.
I wish for a lava lamp
I wish for a lava lamp
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.
I wish I had some caramels.
I wish I had some caramels.
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.
I wish for some WATERMELON
I wish for some WATERMELON
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Granted, but no one will ever see it.
I wish for an ORANGE
I wish for an ORANGE
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]