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The Genie Game

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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
A random wish was granted; nobody knew what your wish was.

*Wish granted, but you start typing like animask.

I wish to win the lottery for a million dollars.
Repliica
43 posts
Joined May 2009
Repliica
Granted. But you only keep the money for a day.

I wish I was a real genie.
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
You're a real genie and live in a bottle. I rub your bottle and thus you must offer me three wishes. My first wish is for you to give me the power to grant my own wishes. I then wish for you to be trapped in an empty space until I summon you back.

I wish I really could grant my own wishes.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but there's an age limit to grant wishes and you need to wait 7,000,000 years.

I wish I was osu!'s mascot.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
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adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, everyone is animask fanboy/fangirl ... isn't this corrupted enough already?

I wish to be able to see everything at once.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you go blind.

I wish to make a new ice cream flavor that is the most delicious thing in the world.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
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Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted but it was too hot and you burned (ry

I wish for an egg sunny-side up. On a plate. At the right temperature so it isn't too hot. And it has to appear in my hands, and not have any weird taste other than egg taste. And it must be yummy. And I can't be on fire.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted, everything is so normal that you are driven to insanity and kill yourself before you can even eat your egg.

I wish I was :D instead of :cry: but only if I can :idea: at the :arrow:
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.

I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

Wojjan wrote:

granted, you are so :D that it makes others :) just by seeing your smile. In fact, everyone is :lol: so hard that after their :) all that's left of emotions are >:( and :evil: and :x and :( and :| and :twisted:
This makes you go :oops: and you kill yourself.

I wish these emoticons would stop animating
Granted but now your post looks boring.

I wish I had a talking stuffed penguin with super powers.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you're a boy with aids in Africa.

I wish I could sleep more in summer school.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you obviously fail.

I wish for a field of flowers.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but their poisonous flowers and you die.

I wish for one dollar and 62.7 cents
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but you lose .1 of a cent. You become emo and jump off a cliff.

I wish I have an unlimited texting plan for free.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but you have stuffed bears for hands so you cant text.

I wish I was pretty.
Derekku
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Derekku
Granted, but everyone else died so there's no one to tell you that you're pretty.

I wish for a box of chocolate~
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you can't eat it

I wish for some tissues to blow my nose with
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted, but it's poisoned and you're dead.

I wish for a pencil
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but it was new and you did not have a sharpner. The next shop that sells one is on the other side of Earth.

I wish all these corruptions made by everyone wouldn't suck so bad.
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
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Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted, but you're gay.

I wish my Rubik cube was solved.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
Granted, but everyone knew you could not solve the cube and accuse you of cheating(Which you did), and ignore you for the rest of their lives.

I wish I had more kd, received legally.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
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Derekku
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted but they're all broken one way or another

I wish people liked me more :( :cry:
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but everyone loves everyone else more too.

I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but Norton sucks and it made your pc explode.

I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the money made it feel really painful and some random guy stole all your money while you were asleep.

I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
Metruzero
119 posts
Joined February 2009
Topic Starter
Metruzero
Granted but you only have one wish and you accidentally said, "I wish I was never born"

I wish for a new phone
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it's a crap phone.

I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but it got you traumatized.

I wish for a real nice genie
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
You get a real nice genie who doesn't grant wishes...I guess that's one way to be kind.

I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you have been timewarped into the past to experience all of the bad times.

I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but now there are a thousand people like Kuu comboposting there.

I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but the Genie misread it and made the temperature to 76 Kelvin.

I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you went blind/deaf before you could see/hear what he said.

I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you are now the busiest person ever that you never have time to rest.

I wish for delicious candy happy fruit that wont give me a comma any mental or physical abnormalities or anything related to long sentences or the lack of short sentences and striked words or non-striked words etc.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but instead of making you happy, it made you sad, sad enough to commit suicide.

I wish for delicious cake
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...

I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.

I wish I had mocha cake
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.

I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.

I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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SkyE-
129 posts
Joined May 2009
SkyE-
Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).

I wish I had the power to control time...
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.

I wish for a lava lamp
AceOfArrows
116 posts
Joined July 2008
AceOfArrows
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.

I wish I had some caramels.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.

I wish for some WATERMELON
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Derekku
Granted, but no one will ever see it.

I wish for an ORANGE
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*

I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
Kitsunemimi
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Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
The orange isGreen. You eat it anyways, get sick, and die.

I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
I lol'd at the double ninja


Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<

I wish for more MSN buddies
Derekku
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Derekku
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but they come back a month later.

I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]

Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Derekku
Granted but nobody posts in them cuz they suck ;p

I wish for a cooler sig
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
You get a very cold pen for writing your signature in real life.

I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they become so heavy that nothing can lift them; Thus they are useless.

I wish that the sun was brighter.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but those wishes are going to fail epically anyways, so they're useless if not bad for you.

I wish for a sandwich.
Derekku
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Derekku
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but the government of Turkey declares war against you. Now you're dead.

I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but I ninja'd myself.

I wish for cookies
SkyE-
129 posts
Joined May 2009
SkyE-
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but now he restricts you from osu!. ;_;


I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for no wishes.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the lack of wishes granted gave you the worst headaches ever.

I wish for...osu! cookies?
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted! But I already ate 'm sorry

I wish for more cookie'z
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but....-everything vanishes before corruption sentence begins-

I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
You never wished so I'll just make/grant a wish for you.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.

I wish that my computer could hold 500TB. :)
Mashley
2,042 posts
Joined September 2008
Mashley
YEAH, WELL it holds 500tb of viruses!

I wish I had some cooler headphones.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but they're so cool your head starts to freeze and you die from hypothermia.

I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted.. but oops~ It sucked after all again.

I wish for pizza, loads of it.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
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Derekku
Granted, but you get so fat that you can't stand up

I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now Gens is really skinny.

I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you just got banned.

I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but they all suck. [/original]

I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they're too hard for you to play.

I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you ignore the apocalypse.

I wish I can make better corruptions.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you still lack the creativity to do everything else.

I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but with stomach2 you can't take it out of your stomach.

I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Kitsunemimi
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Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but it's all Japanese language.

I wish for a osu! cookie! :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted, but since I suck with wishes you got ninja'd anywayz.

NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but You're the Pizzas!!

I wish for moar cookiez!
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you get to not wish today in opposite day

I wish the server was up again
GladiOol
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GladiOol
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but they were baked in the toilet. EW. :o

I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you get addicted to it so much that it takes up all your time.

I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
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