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Jinxy
Granted, but everyone knew you could not solve the cube and accuse you of cheating(Which you did), and ignore you for the rest of their lives.

I wish I had more kd, received legally.
Derekku
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kuwarudo
Granted but they're all broken one way or another

I wish people liked me more :( :cry:
Kitsunemimi
Granted but everyone loves everyone else more too.

I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
Derekku
Granted, but Norton sucks and it made your pc explode.

I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
Sleep Powder
Granted but the money made it feel really painful and some random guy stole all your money while you were asleep.

I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
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Metruzero
Granted but you only have one wish and you accidentally said, "I wish I was never born"

I wish for a new phone
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it's a crap phone.

I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
kuwarudo
Granted, but it got you traumatized.

I wish for a real nice genie
adam2046
You get a real nice genie who doesn't grant wishes...I guess that's one way to be kind.

I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but you have been timewarped into the past to experience all of the bad times.

I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
thepianist
Granted, but now there are a thousand people like Kuu comboposting there.

I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
kuwarudo
Granted, but the Genie misread it and made the temperature to 76 Kelvin.

I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
Derekku
Granted, but you went blind/deaf before you could see/hear what he said.

I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
Sleep Powder
Granted but you are now the busiest person ever that you never have time to rest.

I wish for
delicious candy happy fruit that wont give me a comma any mental or physical abnormalities or anything related to long sentences or the lack of short sentences and striked words or non-striked words etc.
kuwarudo
Granted, but instead of making you happy, it made you sad, sad enough to commit suicide.

I wish for delicious cake
Jinxy
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adam2046
It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...

I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
kuwarudo
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.

I wish I had mocha cake
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.

I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Sleep Powder
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.

I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
Kitsunemimi
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SkyE-
Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).

I wish I had the power to control time...
kuwarudo
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Derekku
Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.

I wish for a lava lamp
AceOfArrows
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.

I wish I had some caramels.
Derekku
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.

I wish for some WATERMELON
Nazo_old
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Derekku
Granted, but no one will ever see it.

I wish for an ORANGE
Nazo_old
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*

I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
Kitsunemimi
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thepianist
The orange isGreen. You eat it anyways, get sick, and die.

I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
Nazo_old
I lol'd at the double ninja


Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<

I wish for more MSN buddies
Derekku
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Nazo_old
Granted,but they come back a month later.

I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]

Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
Derekku
Granted but nobody posts in them cuz they suck ;p

I wish for a cooler sig
Jinxy
You get a very cold pen for writing your signature in real life.

I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
Derekku
Granted, but they become so heavy that nothing can lift them; Thus they are useless.

I wish that the sun was brighter.
Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
Granted but those wishes are going to fail epically anyways, so they're useless if not bad for you.

I wish for a sandwich.
Derekku
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thepianist
Granted, but the government of Turkey declares war against you. Now you're dead.

I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
Sleep Powder
Granted but I ninja'd myself.

I wish for cookies
SkyE-
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Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
Granted,but now he restricts you from osu!. ;_;


I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
Derekku
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for no wishes.
Sleep Powder
Granted but the lack of wishes granted gave you the worst headaches ever.

I wish for...osu! cookies?
GladiOol
Granted! But I already ate 'm sorry

I wish for more cookie'z
Kitsunemimi
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Sleep Powder
Granted but....-everything vanishes before corruption sentence begins-

I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
Esupanitix
You never wished so I'll just make/grant a wish for you.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.

I wish that my computer could hold 500TB. :)
Mashley
YEAH, WELL it holds 500tb of viruses!

I wish I had some cooler headphones.
Esupanitix
Granted, but they're so cool your head starts to freeze and you die from hypothermia.

I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
GladiOol
Granted.. but oops~ It sucked after all again.

I wish for pizza, loads of it.
Derekku
Granted, but you get so fat that you can't stand up

I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
Sleep Powder
Granted but now Gens is really skinny.

I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
Esupanitix
Granted but you just got banned.

I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
Nazo_old
Granted but they all suck. [/original]

I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
Derekku
Granted, but they're too hard for you to play.

I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
rust45
Granted but you ignore the apocalypse.

I wish I can make better corruptions.
Sleep Powder
Granted but you still lack the creativity to do everything else.

I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
Nazo_old
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rust45
Granted, but with stomach2 you can't take it out of your stomach.

I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
Jinxy
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Kitsunemimi
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Esupanitix
Granted, but it's all Japanese language.

I wish for a osu! cookie! :D
Nazo_old
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GladiOol
Granted, but since I suck with wishes you got ninja'd anywayz.

NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
Esupanitix
Granted, but You're the Pizzas!!

I wish for moar cookiez!
Sleep Powder
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kuwarudo
Granted, you get to not wish today in opposite day

I wish the server was up again
GladiOol
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Esupanitix
Granted but they were baked in the toilet. EW. :o

I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
rust45
Granted but you get addicted to it so much that it takes up all your time.

I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
Esupanitix
Granted now you're not funny.

I wish rust45's head would explode.
rust45
Granted, but I got better.

I wish that VG Cats would update more.
Esupanitix
Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.

I wish for some coffee.
rust45

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.
That makes no sense at all, VG Cats is an online webcomic that is awesome.

Granted, but I take it away from you because of your ignorance to VG Cats.
Derekku
There was no wish so you blew up.

I wish that this game would get interesting again :P
rust45
Granted, but Weegee comes back and ruins it.

I wish for nothing again.
Derekku
Granted, but you're not allowed to wish anymore.

I wish that rust could get his wishing powers back.
rust45
Granted but through some paradox I lose them again.

Rust454 wishes that rust45 can keep not wishes.
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie got confused at your grammar and was pissed off at your back and forth arguing with Weegee that he killed you.

I wish that this thread would come out of it's stupidity.
kuwarudo
Granted, but I posted and it got ruined

I wish I win at losing
Sleep Powder
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thepianist
Wish granted, but now he spews random phrases in all caps continuously. You go insane and jump off a cliff.

I wish Cyclone was still no. 1 in the rankings. :]
Kitsunemimi
Granted but now Doomsday, White Wolf, f0012729, and osuplayer are raging at you, and they pwn you in osu!

I wish that the school internet wasn't so FUCKED up.
kuwarudo
Granted, but now it's just plain gone.

I wish I know how to eviscerate.
Derekku
Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
kuwarudo

Derekku Chan wrote:

Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
Isn't that a good thing

Also

Granted, but your front began to hurt now

I wish DKs were fixed
Sleep Powder
Granted but Donkey Kong was translated from DK.

I wish for something bad to happen to me or something or someone.
I'm too smart for you.
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but now everything sucks because something bad happened to it.

I wish this hotel had a good mousing surface.
It's all glass tables. And I don't have a ball mouse.
kuwarudo
Granted, you were transported to Hotel Mario. Everywhere you look it's CD-i graphics and crappy voice acting.

I wish I was unbanned :(
Wojjan
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kuwarudo
Granted, everyone stopped crying, now they started fighting.

I wish for a ham sandwich
Pokebis
You get one. But it's on moldy bread!
I wish for a corrupted file.
Wojjan
Granted, the osu.exe file is now corrupt, the download link is down and peppy can't help you because OSU IS MUNCHING ON HIM AAAA.

I wish I never wished a wand of wishing with a wand of wishing on Nethack
adam2046
Granted your wand of wishing is wished away.
Griefed by the loss of the wishing wand which you wished away so thoughtlessly, you eat to comfort yourself, consuming all that is left in your inventory, you choke to death.
...and then a grid bug eats you.

Do you want your possesions identified?



i wish too tipe goodlly?
kuwarudo
Granted, you typed like that for the rest of your life.

I wish Stewart wasn't so mean :(
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