Granted but they're all broken one way or another
I wish people liked me more
I wish people liked me more
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Granted but everyone loves everyone else more too.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
I wish that an actual serial key for Norton Antivirus Gamers Ed existed on the internet.
Granted, but Norton sucks and it made your pc explode.
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
I wish to have sex on a bed of money $_$
Granted but the money made it feel really painful and some random guy stole all your money while you were asleep.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
I wish for Jirachi to grant me wishes.
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Granted but you only have one wish and you accidentally said, "I wish I was never born"
I wish for a new phone
I wish for a new phone
Granted but it's a crap phone.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
I wish I could remember what wish I wanted the other day.
Granted, but it got you traumatized.
I wish for a real nice genie
I wish for a real nice genie
You get a real nice genie who doesn't grant wishes...I guess that's one way to be kind.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
I wish nothing bad ever happened ever again.
Granted but you have been timewarped into the past to experience all of the bad times.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
I wish more people would post in the BAN GAME.
Granted, but now there are a thousand people like Kuu comboposting there.
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
I wish it would cool down in California. It's like, what, 100 degrees here? 76 F sounds nice. :]
Granted, but the Genie misread it and made the temperature to 76 Kelvin.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
I wish Ace of Hearts would explain what he meant with his signature about the last part.
Granted, but you went blind/deaf before you could see/hear what he said.
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
I wish to stop being so goddamn lazy ARGH
Granted but you are now the busiest person ever that you never have time to rest.
I wish fordelicious candy happy fruit that wont give me a comma any mental or physical abnormalities or anything related to long sentences or the lack of short sentences and striked words or non-striked words etc.
I wish for
Granted, but instead of making you happy, it made you sad, sad enough to commit suicide.
I wish for delicious cake
I wish for delicious cake
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It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
You're on fire too for som reason...
I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.
I wish I had mocha cake
I wish I had mocha cake
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
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Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).
I wish I had the power to control time...
I wish I had the power to control time...
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Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.
I wish for a lava lamp
I wish for a lava lamp
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.
I wish I had some caramels.
I wish I had some caramels.
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.
I wish for some WATERMELON
I wish for some WATERMELON
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Granted, but no one will ever see it.
I wish for an ORANGE
I wish for an ORANGE
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
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The orange isGreen. You eat it anyways, get sick, and die.
I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
I lol'd at the double ninja
Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<
I wish for more MSN buddies
Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<
I wish for more MSN buddies
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Granted,but they come back a month later.
I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]
Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]
Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
Granted but nobody posts in them cuz they suck ;p
I wish for a cooler sig
I wish for a cooler sig
You get a very cold pen for writing your signature in real life.
I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
Granted, but they become so heavy that nothing can lift them; Thus they are useless.
I wish that the sun was brighter.
I wish that the sun was brighter.
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Granted but those wishes are going to fail epically anyways, so they're useless if not bad for you.
I wish for a sandwich.
I wish for a sandwich.
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Granted, but the government of Turkey declares war against you. Now you're dead.
I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
Granted but I ninja'd myself.
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
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Granted,but now he restricts you from osu!. ;_;
I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
Granted, but it doesn't work.
I wish for no wishes.
I wish for no wishes.
Granted but the lack of wishes granted gave you the worst headaches ever.
I wish for...osu! cookies?
I wish for...osu! cookies?
Granted! But I already ate 'm sorry
I wish for more cookie'z
I wish for more cookie'z
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Granted but....-everything vanishes before corruption sentence begins-
I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
You never wished so I'll just make/grant a wish for you.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.
I wish that my computer could hold 500TB.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.
I wish that my computer could hold 500TB.
YEAH, WELL it holds 500tb of viruses!
I wish I had some cooler headphones.
I wish I had some cooler headphones.
Granted, but they're so cool your head starts to freeze and you die from hypothermia.
I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
Granted.. but oops~ It sucked after all again.
I wish for pizza, loads of it.
I wish for pizza, loads of it.
Granted, but you get so fat that you can't stand up
I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
Granted but now Gens is really skinny.
I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
Granted but you just got banned.
I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
Granted but they all suck. [/original]
I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
Granted, but they're too hard for you to play.
I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
Granted but you ignore the apocalypse.
I wish I can make better corruptions.
I wish I can make better corruptions.
Granted but you still lack the creativity to do everything else.
I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
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Granted, but with stomach2 you can't take it out of your stomach.
I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
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Granted, but it's all Japanese language.
I wish for a osu! cookie!
I wish for a osu! cookie!
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Granted, but since I suck with wishes you got ninja'd anywayz.
NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
Granted, but You're the Pizzas!!
I wish for moar cookiez!
I wish for moar cookiez!
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Granted, you get to not wish today in opposite day
I wish the server was up again
I wish the server was up again
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Granted but they were baked in the toilet. EW. 
I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
Granted but you get addicted to it so much that it takes up all your time.
I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
Granted now you're not funny.
I wish rust45's head would explode.
I wish rust45's head would explode.
Granted, but I got better.
I wish that VG Cats would update more.
I wish that VG Cats would update more.
Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.
I wish for some coffee.
I wish for some coffee.
That makes no sense at all, VG Cats is an online webcomic that is awesome.WeegeevsWeegee wrote:
Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.
Granted, but I take it away from you because of your ignorance to VG Cats.
There was no wish so you blew up.
I wish that this game would get interesting again
I wish that this game would get interesting again
Granted, but Weegee comes back and ruins it.
I wish for nothing again.
I wish for nothing again.
Granted, but you're not allowed to wish anymore.
I wish that rust could get his wishing powers back.
I wish that rust could get his wishing powers back.
Granted but through some paradox I lose them again.
Rust454 wishes that rust45 can keep not wishes.
Rust454 wishes that rust45 can keep not wishes.
Granted but the genie got confused at your grammar and was pissed off at your back and forth arguing with Weegee that he killed you.
I wish that this thread would come out of it's stupidity.
I wish that this thread would come out of it's stupidity.
Granted, but I posted and it got ruined
I wish I win at losing
I wish I win at losing
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Wish granted, but now he spews random phrases in all caps continuously. You go insane and jump off a cliff.
I wish Cyclone was still no. 1 in the rankings. :]
I wish Cyclone was still no. 1 in the rankings. :]
Granted but now Doomsday, White Wolf, f0012729, and osuplayer are raging at you, and they pwn you in osu!
I wish that the school internet wasn't so FUCKED up.
I wish that the school internet wasn't so FUCKED up.
Granted, but now it's just plain gone.
I wish I know how to eviscerate.
I wish I know how to eviscerate.
Granted, but you killed everyone
I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
Isn't that a good thingDerekku Chan wrote:
Granted, but you killed everyone
I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
Also
Granted, but your front began to hurt now
I wish DKs were fixed
Granted but Donkey Kong was translated from DK.
I wish for something bad to happen to me or something or someone.
I'm too smart for you.
I wish for something bad to happen to me or something or someone.
I'm too smart for you.
Granted, but now everything sucks because something bad happened to it.
I wish this hotel had a good mousing surface.
It's all glass tables. And I don't have a ball mouse.
I wish this hotel had a good mousing surface.
It's all glass tables. And I don't have a ball mouse.
Granted, you were transported to Hotel Mario. Everywhere you look it's CD-i graphics and crappy voice acting.
I wish I was unbanned
I wish I was unbanned
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Granted, everyone stopped crying, now they started fighting.
I wish for a ham sandwich
I wish for a ham sandwich
You get one. But it's on moldy bread!
I wish for a corrupted file.
I wish for a corrupted file.
Granted, the osu.exe file is now corrupt, the download link is down and peppy can't help you because OSU IS MUNCHING ON HIM AAAA.
I wish I never wished a wand of wishing with a wand of wishing on Nethack
I wish I never wished a wand of wishing with a wand of wishing on Nethack
Granted your wand of wishing is wished away.
Griefed by the loss of the wishing wand which you wished away so thoughtlessly, you eat to comfort yourself, consuming all that is left in your inventory, you choke to death.
...and then a grid bug eats you.
Do you want your possesions identified?
i wish too tipe goodlly?
Griefed by the loss of the wishing wand which you wished away so thoughtlessly, you eat to comfort yourself, consuming all that is left in your inventory, you choke to death.
...and then a grid bug eats you.
Do you want your possesions identified?
i wish too tipe goodlly?
Granted, you typed like that for the rest of your life.
I wish Stewart wasn't so mean
I wish Stewart wasn't so mean
Granted, now everyone else is mean instead
I wish adam identifies my possessions
I wish adam identifies my possessions
Granted, but you have no more.
I wish to go home.
I wish to go home.