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The Genie Game

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adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
It's so fast that it sets on fire.
You're on fire too for som reason...

I want to travel 20 years into the future with a time machine.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but you aged in the time machine. And died in there.

I wish I had mocha cake
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but it was so bitter that your throat screwed up forever.

I wish that I could just be the genie who screws up everyone's wish, but don't need to make a wish for myself.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but I'm the guy screwing up the wish you made just now so something magically makes that wish bad.

I wish I people could grant my wishes better.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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SkyE-
129 posts
Joined May 2009
SkyE-
Granted, even if that meant you lost all your friends, never got married, died alone, and caught on fire (tribute to Adam).

I wish I had the power to control time...
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it was made of nasty stuff that I'd rather not mention.

I wish for a lava lamp
AceOfArrows
116 posts
Joined July 2008
AceOfArrows
You get your lava lamp, but when you try to turn it on, it doesn't work because it's defective.

I wish I had some caramels.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they melted before you could eat them and now your hands are all sticky.

I wish for some WATERMELON
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but no one will ever see it.

I wish for an ORANGE
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but it was too tangy and your mouth puckered so much you couldn't talk anymore. *shot*

I wish for the Klonoa Wii game. [SEE A PATTERN HERE?]
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
The orange isGreen. You eat it anyways, get sick, and die.

I wish that I have some ice cream right now.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
I lol'd at the double ninja


Granted,but it melted before you could eat it. :<

I wish for more MSN buddies
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but they come back a month later.

I wish for more games. [Unoriginal eh?]

Derek I meant VIDEO games. ._.;
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Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted but nobody posts in them cuz they suck ;p

I wish for a cooler sig
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
You get a very cold pen for writing your signature in real life.

I wish bricks were made out of tougher stuff.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they become so heavy that nothing can lift them; Thus they are useless.

I wish that the sun was brighter.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but those wishes are going to fail epically anyways, so they're useless if not bad for you.

I wish for a sandwich.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Granted, but the government of Turkey declares war against you. Now you're dead.

I wish for the next poster to be ninja'd.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but I ninja'd myself.

I wish for cookies
SkyE-
129 posts
Joined May 2009
SkyE-
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but now he restricts you from osu!. ;_;


I wish I could rent SPM again. [Because it was the last rental box D:]
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish for no wishes.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but the lack of wishes granted gave you the worst headaches ever.

I wish for...osu! cookies?
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted! But I already ate 'm sorry

I wish for more cookie'z
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but....-everything vanishes before corruption sentence begins-

I wish for tea that tastes like toilet water.
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
You never wished so I'll just make/grant a wish for you.
Above user: I wish that I had some tea.
Granted, but it tastes like Toilet Water.

I wish that my computer could hold 500TB. :)
Mashley
2,042 posts
Joined September 2008
Mashley
YEAH, WELL it holds 500tb of viruses!

I wish I had some cooler headphones.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but they're so cool your head starts to freeze and you die from hypothermia.

I wish that someone would make a new Sonic game. AND that it doesn't suck.
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted.. but oops~ It sucked after all again.

I wish for pizza, loads of it.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you get so fat that you can't stand up

I wish that Gladi wasn't so fat =(
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but now Gens is really skinny.

I wish osu! was a good place for forum activity.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but you just got banned.

I wish that Osu! had some new songs.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but they all suck. [/original]

I wish for more songs in my StepMania.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but they're too hard for you to play.

I wish that I didn't worry about things so much...
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you ignore the apocalypse.

I wish I can make better corruptions.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but you still lack the creativity to do everything else.

I wish for rhythm to be 2 clicks away...
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but with stomach2 you can't take it out of your stomach.

I wish that no matter what I eat I would lose my fat.
Jinxy
2,777 posts
Joined February 2009
Jinxy
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Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but it's all Japanese language.

I wish for a osu! cookie! :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
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GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
Granted, but since I suck with wishes you got ninja'd anywayz.

NEED M0RE P1ZZA'Z!
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but You're the Pizzas!!

I wish for moar cookiez!
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you get to not wish today in opposite day

I wish the server was up again
GladiOol
4,475 posts
Joined August 2008
GladiOol
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Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but they were baked in the toilet. EW. :o

I wish that Solitaire didn't suck.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but you get addicted to it so much that it takes up all your time.

I wish WeegeevsWeegee was actually funny.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted now you're not funny.

I wish rust45's head would explode.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but I got better.

I wish that VG Cats would update more.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.

I wish for some coffee.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Granted, but your copy of VG Cats blew up and killed you.
That makes no sense at all, VG Cats is an online webcomic that is awesome.

Granted, but I take it away from you because of your ignorance to VG Cats.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
There was no wish so you blew up.

I wish that this game would get interesting again :P
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted, but Weegee comes back and ruins it.

I wish for nothing again.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you're not allowed to wish anymore.

I wish that rust could get his wishing powers back.
rust45
1,085 posts
Joined May 2009
rust45
Granted but through some paradox I lose them again.

Rust454 wishes that rust45 can keep not wishes.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but the genie got confused at your grammar and was pissed off at your back and forth arguing with Weegee that he killed you.

I wish that this thread would come out of it's stupidity.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but I posted and it got ruined

I wish I win at losing
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
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thepianist
544 posts
Joined March 2009
thepianist
Wish granted, but now he spews random phrases in all caps continuously. You go insane and jump off a cliff.

I wish Cyclone was still no. 1 in the rankings. :]
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but now Doomsday, White Wolf, f0012729, and osuplayer are raging at you, and they pwn you in osu!

I wish that the school internet wasn't so FUCKED up.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, but now it's just plain gone.

I wish I know how to eviscerate.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo

Derekku Chan wrote:

Granted, but you killed everyone

I wish that my back would stop hurting ._.
Isn't that a good thing

Also

Granted, but your front began to hurt now

I wish DKs were fixed
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but Donkey Kong was translated from DK.

I wish for something bad to happen to me or something or someone.
I'm too smart for you.
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but now everything sucks because something bad happened to it.

I wish this hotel had a good mousing surface.
It's all glass tables. And I don't have a ball mouse.
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you were transported to Hotel Mario. Everywhere you look it's CD-i graphics and crappy voice acting.

I wish I was unbanned :(
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
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kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, everyone stopped crying, now they started fighting.

I wish for a ham sandwich
Pokebis
2,047 posts
Joined April 2008
Pokebis
You get one. But it's on moldy bread!
I wish for a corrupted file.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, the osu.exe file is now corrupt, the download link is down and peppy can't help you because OSU IS MUNCHING ON HIM AAAA.

I wish I never wished a wand of wishing with a wand of wishing on Nethack
adam2046
1,653 posts
Joined April 2008
adam2046
Granted your wand of wishing is wished away.
Griefed by the loss of the wishing wand which you wished away so thoughtlessly, you eat to comfort yourself, consuming all that is left in your inventory, you choke to death.
...and then a grid bug eats you.

Do you want your possesions identified?



i wish too tipe goodlly?
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, you typed like that for the rest of your life.

I wish Stewart wasn't so mean :(
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Granted, now everyone else is mean instead

I wish adam identifies my possessions
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted, but you have no more.

I wish to go home.
Mashley
2,042 posts
Joined September 2008
Mashley
You go home, but there is a murderer at the door and he, uh, murders you.

I wish there was not a hole in my wall.
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
granted now your house flipped 90 degrees and there's a crater in your wall.

I wish the 5 Exodia yugioh cards were easier to find. :D
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but someone got to the Exodia cards before you did,and as the duelist assembled the sacred 5 cards,Exodia FIRED IT'S LASER AT YOU. [Game Over...]


I wish for better Taiko skills.
and that peppy didn't fuck it up
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but peppy fucked you up instead.

I wish that I didn't die from the murderer, and am still here in the Bahamas.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
Granted, but the trip is over and it's time to go home :)

I wish to go on a cruise~
kuwarudo
287 posts
Joined February 2009
kuwarudo
Granted, the ship's name is Titanic II. Instead of just simply sinking, you got attacked by terrorists, then it sank.

I wish I had hair
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but you wanted more than that,and you kept wishing for more,you drowned in it afterwards. XD

I wish I had a PS3.


inb4butitwasbroken/didn'twork/whatever
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
Granted but it has a malfunction in which it can't save. :(

I wish that exodia didn't fire his lazor at me.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted but you still have to start over,and you didn't save. :P

I wish #osu was more interesting
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
Granted but #mod is more interesting now.

I wish that my weird fantasies with kuwarudo would come true.

lulz...
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi
Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.

I wish that everyone was colourful like animask, and sexy like Nexy.
Nazo_old
137 posts
Joined December 2008
Nazo_old
Granted,but they found us too sexy and raped us all. :3 DISREGARD THAT
Granted,but now everyone is animask and Nexy.

I wish for Candlejeck to arri
Esupanitix
393 posts
Joined June 2009
Esupanitix
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Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder

Harris73 wrote:

Granted but he raped you in one of the fantasies.
Thank you Genie~ lolz

Granted but Yugi-oh! is now cancelled.

I wish for taiko to have more sounds.
James2250
osu! Alumni
4,059 posts
Joined July 2008
James2250
granted but now your speakers don't work

I wish I had more pie
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