Here at the Akumace research facilities located deep in the siberian jungle we have been working in secret to produce a new vegan alternative to the popular Cloned Mutton created by the evil money hungry KatouMegumi at the Independent OT Research Facility. Coming soon to a store near you! It's
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New Non-GMO, Gluten-free, Vegan, FDA Organic approved V-Tuber meat!
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Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
Akumace
rl ver. of gura and korone makes me want to puke
First of, the point you make that I am money hungry is a blatant fucking lie. If you have even read the information on my campaign, you would have seen that EVERYONE is entitled to free cloned mutton and further products.Akumace wrote:
You will have to speak to my top notch American lawyers you SINNER!KatouMegumi wrote:
Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
Besides, seems pretty odd that you are coming out with a similar product at the same time.
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT! YOU SAY CLONED MUTTON, YET ONLY PROVIDE PICTURES OF DEFORMED SHARK AND DOGE.
Akumace
WELL THAN TELL THAT TO THE HOMELESS PERSON THAT YOU STOLE MONEY FROM?!?KatouMegumi wrote:
First of, the point you make that I am money hungry is a blatant fucking lie. If you have even read the information on my campaign, you would have seen that EVERYONE is entitled to free cloned mutton and further products.Akumace wrote:
You will have to speak to my top notch American lawyers you SINNER!KatouMegumi wrote:
Someone will be sued for corporate espionage, defamation and just blatant lies.
Besides, seems pretty odd that you are coming out with a similar product at the same time.
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
anyone wanna take this case to OTCourt for lies, deception, and manipulation?WitherMite wrote:
FALSE ADVERTISEMENT! YOU SAY CLONED MUTTON, YET ONLY PROVIDE PICTURES OF DEFORMED SHARK AND DOGE.
Akumace
samX500 wrote:
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
not very convincingAkumace wrote:
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.samX500 wrote:
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
O_O
Akumace
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!samX500 wrote:
not very convincingAkumace wrote:
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.samX500 wrote:
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
ok but where does the "vtuber meat" part come into the equation?Akumace wrote:
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!samX500 wrote:
not very convincingAkumace wrote:
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.samX500 wrote:
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
how does mashing plants even make meat?Akumace wrote:
Fine! Just for you I took the time to speak to them. They told me that all of the ingredients in our impossible meat is produced on American family owned farms across the world. Once the plants are fully grown they are shipped to our factories where they are mashed up together into the form of a patty. They are frozen at -50 Degrees Fahrenheit. They are than loaded onto trucks and shipped out to stores blah blah blah. Anymore questions? I’m very busy right now!samX500 wrote:
not very convincingAkumace wrote:
I don't know I'm just the spokesman you're gonna have to ask the higher ups.samX500 wrote:
I would like to ask you what process you use to create this new source of food.
Akumace
you clone muttons with plants?Akumace wrote:
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
Akumace
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
you clone muttons with plants?Akumace wrote:
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
Your company is susAkumace wrote:
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
you clone muttons with plants?Akumace wrote:
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
lets vote them out.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
Your company is susAkumace wrote:
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
you clone muttons with plants?Akumace wrote:
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
strangeAkumace wrote:
Sorry I can’t answer this question. It’s a company secret, even I don’t know how the cloning happens.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
you clone muttons with plants?Akumace wrote:
Ok that’s it I’m done. I’m officially making an FAQ so I can answer everyone’s questions. If you have any please let me know. I will be answering as many as possible.
I suspect the fabrication process implies lots of slave work.
Akumace
I suspect usage of illegal and cancerous substance in the process...
Akumace
they should have hired a better spokesperson tbhsamX500 wrote:
well that was quick
^samX500 wrote:
well that was quick
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.z0z wrote:
that went wrong so fast for this company
> A-Breaking Laboratories: Did I hear something?
Huh? Isn't THAT the normal thing?KatouMegumi wrote:
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.z0z wrote:
that went wrong so fast for this company
coca cola & pepsi:KatouMegumi wrote:
Yeah, you don't just attack your competitor.z0z wrote:
that went wrong so fast for this company
NO!!!NoobDev wrote:
Is it halal?
too much skin
haram..?ClevelandsMyBro wrote:
NO!!!NoobDev wrote:
Is it halal?
too much skin
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Akumace
Uhhhhhh. Akuma is demon in Japanese and than I just added ce to the end. It is very cringe but my old names were even cringier.Jonarwhal wrote:
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(Ktwoaone, WhyPickAName, TownieToast)
townietoast and akumace both sounds cool o
do u like furries, vtubers, or both?
do u like furries, vtubers, or both?
Akumace
Akumace
a shootout?Akumace wrote:
I will say it again. vtubers are BORINGnedd83 wrote:
Akumace wrote:
Vtubers are boring
i don't really care for vtubers
CALM DOWN GUYS,
else you will suffer the consequences...
*loads gun*
else you will suffer the consequences...
*loads gun*
Akumace