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The above user is evil, and holds your life in their hands...
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Joke's on you, I'm a vampire! I'm not even alive!
But seriously, hey you're a really chill dude, just put that knife down and we'll talk about this. I'm sure we'll escalate into more exciting things.
It's also worth noting that I'm more of a logical thinker than creative. I'm going to really suck at this.
But seriously, hey you're a really chill dude, just put that knife down and we'll talk about this. I'm sure we'll escalate into more exciting things.
It's also worth noting that I'm more of a logical thinker than creative. I'm going to really suck at this.
do whatever you want or something.
or preferably, nothing.
or preferably, nothing.
Topic Starter
KotoriIsMyWaifu wrote:
exciting things.
You got me right there
Alright you can live
Achromalia wrote:
do whatever you want or something.
or preferably, nothing.
HEY MAN WAIT WAIT WAIT PLEASE MAN
I SWEAR ILL DRAW YOU A REALLY COOL PICTURE OR SOMETHING MAN COME ON JUST DONT END ME
COME ON MANNN
i suppose there may only be enough room for one master of apathy.
have at you!
have at you!
oh no, achromalia. please, i'll stop calling you bootleg (insert undertale character)!
i'll make you food if you put that bag down. D:
i'll make you food if you put that bag down. D:
Topic Starter
Hello, Radiohead
I dont want to be dead
I'll do anything, if it's something you said
Please spare me, dont shoot me full of lead.
I'll write you a poem
Or jump off a ship
I'll read you a tome
And I'll wiggle my hips!
Ill lick on some foam
And suck my own tits!
Please, just dont blast me to bits!
Degradation! Humiliation! Scantalizing tillitation!
Anything, Radiohead
So you dont shoot me dead
I dont want to be dead
I'll do anything, if it's something you said
Please spare me, dont shoot me full of lead.
I'll write you a poem
Or jump off a ship
I'll read you a tome
And I'll wiggle my hips!
Ill lick on some foam
And suck my own tits!
Please, just dont blast me to bits!
Degradation! Humiliation! Scantalizing tillitation!
Anything, Radiohead
So you dont shoot me dead
Puzzle wrote:
Hello, Radiohead
I dont want to be dead
I'll do anything, if it's something you said
Please spare me, dont shoot me full of lead.
I'll write you a poem
Or jump off a ship
I'll read you a tome
And I'll wiggle my hips!
Ill lick on some foam
And suck my own tits!
Please, just dont blast me to bits!
Degradation! Humiliation! Scantalizing tillitation!
Anything, Radiohead
So you dont shoot me dead
nice poem, i'd let you go either way but that part of the poem with the "its" rhyming.
that was hilariously inappropriate, so give me my gun now please
In this tricky point in time, I'm inclined to cite a rhyme.
For the sake of living long,
We can simply sing along.
With a rather basic beat,
Four on four for your sore feet.
Turn around and face the ground, don't look up or I'll be found.
Now I'm out and free to go, by my song you've failed your goal.
Frankly, you've been duped too well, were those traps in which I fell?
For the sake of living long,
We can simply sing along.
With a rather basic beat,
Four on four for your sore feet.
Turn around and face the ground, don't look up or I'll be found.
Now I'm out and free to go, by my song you've failed your goal.
Frankly, you've been duped too well, were those traps in which I fell?
Please Achro, I can do anything you want, just... don't kill me T.T I love you. T.T
Achromalia wrote:
do whatever you want or something.
or preferably, nothing.
My spirit in his hands he had.
I have tried to be a beggar,
but I had soon noticed that
I'd better throw him vinegar.
His cruel vessel was dissolving
And my soul slowly returned
Hellish screams, knew this was coming
It stopped when he was dissolved.
I have tried to be a beggar,
but I had soon noticed that
I'd better throw him vinegar.
His cruel vessel was dissolving
And my soul slowly returned
Hellish screams, knew this was coming
It stopped when he was dissolved.
No, don't call the police! You're old enough in my eyes... I'll make you some nice lunch, from my home country, for you to eat as you might not be able to leave your home often right now. I'll do your work that you can't do right now, all of the things! Just don't tell anyone we kissed-
"Hey? Wanna play some hyperdimension neptunia? I think we would have a good time together!"
PLEASE SAM, IF YOU PARDON MY LIFE I WILL POLISH YOUR EUPHONIUM.
EBLF I PROMISE U I CAN REMOVE THAT B IN YOUR NAME SO U CAN BE A REAL ELF
I promise that you're really beautiful in this filter PLS DON'T KILL ME!!!
Please let me live pal, i promise i'll become furry suppoter if you let me live :')
You're literally based on German war tanks.
I meant that as a good thing! You're so special and unique, surely we could meet up and talk about music sometime! You've got 3 heads, so thrice the taste, half the haste. But that won't happen if you burn me alive...
I meant that as a good thing! You're so special and unique, surely we could meet up and talk about music sometime! You've got 3 heads, so thrice the taste, half the haste. But that won't happen if you burn me alive...
Please don't kill me. I'm only 516 years old and I'm always 6-digits at osu. You're a nice girl and I'm sure you don't do that.
I will do everything you want, you're just a child so don't do anything to this old man please!
ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA
How this thing is supposed to kill me?
*Throws him holy water*
Show me your weapon (I know he will kill me with some water)
I'm time itself. You must've activated ZA WORLDO. Bad news for you, you can't do it for more than 5 seconds, you're not Dio.
It's a JOJO reference !?
uh... just kill me already.
YOUR ABABABA REIGN ENDS HERE!
elbf haiku:
elbf is a guy
that i sometimes see in here
please dont hurt me man
elbf is a guy
that i sometimes see in here
please dont hurt me man
i like your avatar. kawaiiiiiiii owo
EDIT: Yup, yer dead.
EDIT: Yup, yer dead.
She supposed to be evil??????????
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
corne, i appreciate you being an active part of this subforum.
and not being able to read spoiler boxes lmao
tu es cool.
edit:
and not being able to read spoiler boxes lmao
tu es cool.
edit:
depends, what kind?Zelzatter Zero wrote:
You like drinks?
You like drinks?
I'm not allowed to say what would I do.
please don't kill me :'((((((
yeah brawl stars sucks
mobile games are ok. maybe i won't kill you this time.
aw manCorne2Plum3 wrote:
"and not being able to read spoiler box lmao"skaipaws wrote:
corne, i appreciate you being an active part of this subforum.
and not being able to read spoiler boxes lmao
tu es cool.
Yes I can, nice try
If she holds my life in her hands, we play some mobile games (no brawl stars, this game is bad)
yeah brawl stars sucks
mobile games are ok. maybe i won't kill you this time.
"and not being able to read spoiler box lmao"skaipaws wrote:
corne, i appreciate you being an active part of this subforum.
and not being able to read spoiler boxes lmao
tu es cool.
Yes I can, nice try
If she holds my life in her hands, we play some mobile games (no brawl stars, this game is bad)
oh dear mighty lord, sana may awa ka saakin. i will accept all of your cookings, i promise. no matter if i hate the food or not. no matter kung may lason ba ang pagkain o hindi.
PERO PLEASE LANG...
HAVE MERCY FOR ME!
PERO PLEASE LANG...
HAVE MERCY FOR ME!
stop gvinga me radgjklinbows aaaaaaaa
I don't care I'm being killed or not rn, what I'm worried about is how you spin too much that you'll die even before having a chance to kill me...
cute doggo
plz don't kill me