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Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Topic Starter
Zekks
Fill in the 1st and 2nd steps, then the person under would say if it worked or not OwO

Example:
  1. User 1:

    Step 1: Eat a duck
    Step 2: Let the duck eat you
    Step 3: Profit!
  2. User 2:

    It worked! The duck ate me! >;D

    Step 1: Post something weird
    Step 2: Get it locked by Stefan
    Step 3: Profit!
  3. User 3:

    It didn't work D;

And so on... ;3
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Step 1: Become Blitzfrog
Step 2: Get all the girls
Step 3: Profit!
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta
Didn't work, i became an idiot instead

Step 1: go to http://youtube.com
Step 2: subcribe to Keemstar
Step 3: Profit!
Zain Sugieres
579 posts
Joined January 2013
Zain Sugieres
This game has no fucking point and you should die for using owo
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta

Zain Sugieres wrote:

This game has no fucking point and you should die for using owo
It's an interesting concept still, let's see how many people can use their creativity to make a funny profit.
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Step 1: Find a magical cat that took your soul to grant a wish
Step2 : beat the cat to subm.... i mean make a wish ... yeah wish
Step3: profit.
Caput Mortuum
1,854 posts
Joined March 2016
Caput Mortuum
where the fuck is step 4
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog

Eraser wrote:

where the fuck is step 4
You erased it

Step 1: Become Blitzfrog
Step 2: Put $100/session at the front of your door
Step 3: Profit
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked. I've become a bot-... for 3 years and made my earnings.
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Step 1: Take an art class.
Step 2: Become an artist.
Step 3: Profit!
Last edited by JustABeginner , edited 1 time in total.
Nate Bait
147 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Everything except step 3 worked; currently freelancing on the streets as the class annihilated my bank account



1. Get a drawing tablet
2. Download 15 PP maps
3. Profit
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
doesn't work...

Step 1: Launch osu
Step 2: Play Sotarks map
Step 3: Profit!
Zelzatter Zero
3,984 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
It didn't work.... All Sotarks maps have been detected as virus by my antivirus software.

1. Go to OT.
2. Post "woof."
3. ...
4. Profit.
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

MEOW


Step 1: Play Fortnite
Step 2: Buy V-Bucks
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Didn't work. Never like to play fortnite before.
------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Learn Calculus.
Step 2: Struggling to score well.
Step 3: Profit.
Tateshina Eve
372 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
It worked because I'm good at maths, so I became a maths teacher and now I'm literally making huge profits.

1. Find the girl you have a crush on
2. Kiss her
3. Profit!!!!!
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Doesn't work, the girl slaped me oof

Step 1: Buy a sport car (like Audi, Ferrari, Lamborghini, ...)
Step 2: Go in a germany autobahn
Step 3: Profit
keremaru
218 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
Didn't work. I still had to learn German.

Step 1: Cookies.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Grofit!
haha i rolypoly
367 posts
Joined January 2020
haha i rolypoly
didn't work. Burned to death
1:drink some water
2: dont drink too much but enough in which it is healthy.
3: profit
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It works! But when I give someone H2O too, they died. :C.
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Step 1: Find a button.
Step 2: Push the button.
Step 3: Profit!
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Oh fuck, this is the button of a nuclear nuke!

Step 1: Read step 2
Step 2: Read step 3
Step 3: Read step 1 and profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It didn't work. No profits can be found here.
-------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Quit osu!.
Step 2: Join part of the denizens in OT.
Step 3: Profit!
_ralsei
62 posts
Joined February 2020
_ralsei
It didn't work. Failed at step 1. You're here forever

——————————————————————————————————

Step 1: Throw a pen in the air.
Step 2: Catch it.
Step 3: Profit!
furry hater
830 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
It didn't work. I lost my pen at step 2.

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Step 1: Start up a pizzeria.
Step 2: Make everything slightly overpriced.
Step 3: Profit!
z0z
505 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
it didn't work, there is nothing to sell
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
step 1: draw a circle around you
step 2: ???
step 3: profit!
Nate Bait
147 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
☆☆☆☆☆
works well! the circle really helps at fending off seabears]


1. Click those circles
2. Click them to the beat
3. Profit
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Cool, works only in maps less than 4 stars

Step 1: Buy osu! supporter
Step 2: Use osu! direct
Step 3: Profit!
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Uh... not enough balance.

Play more.
P L A Y M O R E.
Profit!
haha i rolypoly
367 posts
Joined January 2020
haha i rolypoly
did work i now have 200 pp play in osu standard
step 1: forget to make a profit.
step 2: make the person below kinda angry
step 3: profit
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JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked. No one seems interested.
------------------------------------------------
Step 1: Sell your property.
Step 2: Buy yourself a small living van.
Step 3: Profit!
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
If this is a low-cost way to get a van, yes, but i'm not interested.

Step 1: Buy something
Step 2: Throw him some eggs
Step 3: Profit
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Great! The cake I made with the cake mix ended up being the most delicious thing ever!

Step 1: Step forward.
Step 2: Step back.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked! I look like an idiot being a horse.
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Step 1: Listen to a song you like.
Step 2: Dance with it.
Step 3: Profit!
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
It's great that it worked, I just somehow got a 5* in Just Dance.

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Step 1: Whisk a pair of eggs.
Step 2: Cook them on a pan.
Step 3: Profit!
Last edited by Nuuskamuikkunen , edited 1 time in total.
Nate Bait
147 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
if it's not burnt it's not cooked right?


1. Have Marfan syndrome
2. Sell your soul to the devil
3. Profit
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
No. I won't do Step 2.
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Step 1: Revive a dead game.
Step 2: Bring new people to play with.
Step 3: Profit!
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
i played gmod and it's great, i hope someone will play it with me

Step 1: Read this
Step 2: Reply to this
Step 3: Profit!
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,246 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Profit? I'm still broke!

Step 1: Get fruit juice.
Step 2: Freeze it.
Step 3: Profit!
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Nope. I got a chunk of ice which didn't sell at all.

Step 1: Pet me.
Step 2: Ask me for rewards.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked! Both of us gets a reward.
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Step 1: Learn to draw.
Step 2: Becoming a drawer.
Step 3: Profit!
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,766 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
Mydrawing are ugly as fuck...
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Step 1: Read the step 2
Step 2: Read the step 3
Step 3: Read the step 1
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
Nope. I got into an infinite circulation.

Step 1: Change the time displayed on your PC.
Step 2: Time travel.
Step 3: Profit!
Meguro
557 posts
Joined June 2017
Meguro
Read step 4 Thanks for the time travel tip

Step 1: catch a ralsei
Step 2: make it hold a gun
Step 3: profit!
Last edited by Meguro , edited 1 time in total.
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
I got a corne. Not sure what to do.

Step 1: Download deltarune.
Step 2: Kill the rabbits 2000000 times.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It didn't work. I'll get the message, "But they never came..."
---
Step 1: Download osu!.
Step 2: Uninstall osu!.
Step 3: Profit!
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

JustABeginner wrote:

It didn't work. I'll get the message, "But they never came..."
That can't happen in Deltarune.

I got nothing from doing that. Just wasted my time.

Step 1: Complete a genocide run in Undertale.
Step 2: Complete a pacifist run in Undertale.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked! I uninstalled it later because I finished the game.
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Step 1: Waving goodbye to Forum Games.
Step 2: Waving goodbye to friends in Forum Games.
Step 3: Non-profit!
Last edited by JustABeginner , edited 2 times in total.
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
No.

Step 1: Take apart your PC.
Step 2: Buy a better PC.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
It worked! Got a new PC and I'm in debt.
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Step 1: Learn to love.
Step 2: Get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Step 3: Profit!
Hoshimegu Mio
Beatmap Nominator
1,093 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio
But I am too young!

Step 1: Suicide.
Step 2: Respawn.
Step 3: Profit!
JustABeginner
1,218 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Advise not to.
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1.) Follow the plan.
2.) Interrupted by thoughts.
3.) Profit.
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