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I wish to become taller
I wish to become taller
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Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
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Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd
Granted but now you have to ninja others
I wish i could eat and never get fat
I wish i could eat and never get fat
Granted but all the food become tasteless
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already
I wish for peace and quiet.
I wish for peace and quiet.
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY
I wish I was a meme
I wish I was a meme
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*
I wish for a nap time.
I wish for a nap time.
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep
I wish I could have a huge house
I wish I could have a huge house
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
Granted but they will be useless.
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted but shortly afterward your save file gets corrupted and you lose all of your progress
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
Granted, but you will have to sing and dance to your least favourite songs
I wish I had friends
I wish I had friends
Granted, but its poisoned
I wish I was good at this game
I wish I was good at this game
Granted, but every time you played the score never uploaded
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
Granted, but you'll be out of date by the time the Internet changes as much as you.
I wish I had more strength.
I wish I had more strength.
Granted. You clapped and the impact killed you
I wish for a better thread
I wish for a better thread
Granted, you get Madeira Silk Embroidery Floss from a quality imported silk.
I wish I'm a good writer.
I wish I'm a good writer.
Granted. Everything you wrote about how you would like your death happened tomorrow after you finished it.
I wish to become a better weeb
I wish to become a better weeb
Granted, but weebs will be too popular and you'll go unrecognized.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
Granted. You don't go to jail, you get death penalty
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
Granted but that's the only language you can understand and read now
I wish I was a loli
I wish I was a loli
Granted. You were arrested for trying to desperately cosplay as a child and go to preschools
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
Granted but that would also include you
I wish I had more time to watch anime
I wish I had more time to watch anime
Granted, you're also forced to watch crappy ones.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
Granted but then combos would break you
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
Granted, but you can't remove them when they die. Any of them...
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
Granted, but they will act overprotective and won't want one more animal at home.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
Granted but they won't go about the way you imagined them
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
Granted, but you became a magic girl and will turn into a witch later.
I wish to fly.
I wish to fly.
Granted but you will never be able to touch the ground again
I wish I could walk on water
I wish I could walk on water