Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
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Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
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Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd
Granted but now you have to ninja others
I wish i could eat and never get fat
I wish i could eat and never get fat
Granted but all the food become tasteless
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already
I wish for peace and quiet.
I wish for peace and quiet.
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY
I wish I was a meme
I wish I was a meme
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*
I wish for a nap time.
I wish for a nap time.
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep
I wish I could have a huge house
I wish I could have a huge house
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
Granted but they will be useless.
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted but shortly afterward your save file gets corrupted and you lose all of your progress
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
Granted, but you will have to sing and dance to your least favourite songs
I wish I had friends
I wish I had friends
Granted, but its poisoned
I wish I was good at this game
I wish I was good at this game
Granted, but every time you played the score never uploaded
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
Granted, but you'll be out of date by the time the Internet changes as much as you.
I wish I had more strength.
I wish I had more strength.
Granted. You clapped and the impact killed you
I wish for a better thread
I wish for a better thread
Granted, you get Madeira Silk Embroidery Floss from a quality imported silk.
I wish I'm a good writer.
I wish I'm a good writer.
Granted. Everything you wrote about how you would like your death happened tomorrow after you finished it.
I wish to become a better weeb
I wish to become a better weeb
Granted, but weebs will be too popular and you'll go unrecognized.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
Granted. You don't go to jail, you get death penalty
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
Granted but that's the only language you can understand and read now
I wish I was a loli
I wish I was a loli
Granted. You were arrested for trying to desperately cosplay as a child and go to preschools
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
Granted but that would also include you
I wish I had more time to watch anime
I wish I had more time to watch anime
Granted, you're also forced to watch crappy ones.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
Granted but then combos would break you
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
Granted, but you can't remove them when they die. Any of them...
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
Granted, but they will act overprotective and won't want one more animal at home.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
Granted but they won't go about the way you imagined them
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
Granted, but you became a magic girl and will turn into a witch later.
I wish to fly.
I wish to fly.
Granted but you will never be able to touch the ground again
I wish I could walk on water
I wish I could walk on water
Granted, you can't drink anymore.
I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
FUKIN NINJA
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE CRAPPY
i wish i could just stop thinking too much T^T
Granted, You will die
I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
Granted. You tried to fight God in order to be higher than him except you were condemned and became Satan and fell from Heaven onto Hell.
I wish I could be more creative
I wish I could be more creative