Granted, but the brightness is damn too high.
I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
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Granted, but he took your soul and pretended to be you.
I wish for sleep
I wish for sleep
Granted but you will only go to sleep when you are the least tired
I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
Granted, but you will forever be stuck in the pool of peanut butter.
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
Granted, but Wall-ed is now in January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November & December.
I wish my cold was gone
I wish my cold was gone
Granted but now you have the black plague
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted, but it was very easy mode
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
Granted but you will forget how it ends.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else (basically dead)
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
Granted but you will no longer be able to eat chocolate ever again
I wish I had a pet unicorn
I wish I had a pet unicorn
Granted. It died.
I wish to be less dark.
I wish to be less dark.
(Mah unicooooooorn ;-;)
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but your voice kills people who hears it
I wish I had emotions
I wish I had emotions
Granted but you only have negative emotions
I wish I had some chicken strips
I wish I had some chicken strips
Granted, but it is poisoned
I wish I could not go to school
I wish I could not go to school
Granted, you're a laborer.
I wish for high speed internet.
I wish for high speed internet.
Granted, but with extremely unstable connection.
I wish for mania skills
I wish for mania skills
Granted, but you can effectively and perfectly draw a stick.
I wish for Re:Zero S2
I wish for Re:Zero S2
Granted, but he won't be able to save anyone.
I wish for beingthe Flash a very quick runner.
I wish for being
Granted, but your body gets horribly destroyed after you traveled at light speed.
I wish this thread sucked less
I wish this thread sucked less
Granted but you will never be able to eat it.
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
Granted but he will always disappear because of work. One day he becomes depressed because of the pressure of his job and commit suicide.
I wan't to rule the world.
I wan't to rule the world.
Granted, but you will be the only inhabitant.
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
Granted, but you can only do it on a "chibi" scale.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
Granted, but 1 JPY per skill
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
Granted, but you'll keep receiving notifications for it.
I wish I had all the books in the world
I wish I had all the books in the world
Granted. They fell on you. You died for the reason: "Being crushed by Knawledge."
I wish I had more confidence
I wish I had more confidence
You became "too confident" and ended up being a reckless little girl that picked up a fight with the big guy on your school.Damn he literally graved you to the ground T_T
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
Granted. But Kao already quit osu!
I wish I swam so fast
I wish I swam so fast
Granted.You swimmed through the ocean and got eaten by a shark
I want a better inernet!
I want a better inernet!
Granted. It's so stable that it's kept at 12kbps
I wish to become taller
I wish to become taller
Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
Topic Starter
Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd
Granted but now you have to ninja others
I wish i could eat and never get fat
I wish i could eat and never get fat
Granted but all the food become tasteless
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already
I wish for peace and quiet.
I wish for peace and quiet.
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY
I wish I was a meme
I wish I was a meme
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*
I wish for a nap time.
I wish for a nap time.
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep
I wish I could have a huge house
I wish I could have a huge house
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
Granted but they will be useless.
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted but shortly afterward your save file gets corrupted and you lose all of your progress
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
Granted, but you will have to sing and dance to your least favourite songs
I wish I had friends
I wish I had friends
Granted, but its poisoned
I wish I was good at this game
I wish I was good at this game
Granted, but every time you played the score never uploaded
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
Granted, but you'll be out of date by the time the Internet changes as much as you.
I wish I had more strength.
I wish I had more strength.
Granted. You clapped and the impact killed you
I wish for a better thread
I wish for a better thread
Granted, you get Madeira Silk Embroidery Floss from a quality imported silk.
I wish I'm a good writer.
I wish I'm a good writer.
Granted. Everything you wrote about how you would like your death happened tomorrow after you finished it.
I wish to become a better weeb
I wish to become a better weeb
Granted, but weebs will be too popular and you'll go unrecognized.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
Granted. You don't go to jail, you get death penalty
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
Granted but that's the only language you can understand and read now
I wish I was a loli
I wish I was a loli
Granted. You were arrested for trying to desperately cosplay as a child and go to preschools
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
Granted but that would also include you
I wish I had more time to watch anime
I wish I had more time to watch anime
Granted, you're also forced to watch crappy ones.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
I was i was not a combo breaker.
Granted but then combos would break you
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
Granted, but you can't remove them when they die. Any of them...
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
I wish my bird and dog would get along.
Granted, but they will act overprotective and won't want one more animal at home.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
Granted but they won't go about the way you imagined them
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
Granted, but you became a magic girl and will turn into a witch later.
I wish to fly.
I wish to fly.
Granted but you will never be able to touch the ground again
I wish I could walk on water
I wish I could walk on water
Granted, you can't drink anymore.
I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
FUKIN NINJA
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE CRAPPY
i wish i could just stop thinking too much T^T
Granted, You will die
I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
Granted. You tried to fight God in order to be higher than him except you were condemned and became Satan and fell from Heaven onto Hell.
I wish I could be more creative
I wish I could be more creative
Granted but no one else will find them very creative
I wish I could pass every test
I wish I could pass every test
Granted, but those are eyesight and hearing tests.
I wish I could destroy this timeline (I don't care about my own disappearance).
I wish I could destroy this timeline (I don't care about my own disappearance).
Granted but you will destroy every other timeline as well
I wish I was a train
I wish I was a train
Granted. But it's derailed and not being used
I wish I could fly
I wish I could fly
Granted, but you would be shot down by hunters mistaking you for a bird
I wish I was in the movie Cars
I wish I was in the movie Cars
Granted, but you're that old granny lady who is going to die in a few years
I wish i could be smart in math
I wish i could be smart in math
Granted, but you'll always pass that place and think it's further ahead
i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
Granted, but you still gain hate from other places.
I wish i could get a touch screen.
I wish i could get a touch screen.
Granted but the touchscreen has 2000 ms respond
I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
granted, but youll become a toast yourself as you look at yourself-
i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
Granted, you didn't put effort in life. You died.
I wish I had more fun
I wish I had more fun
Granted, You stop protecting lolis
I wish every girl liked me
I wish every girl liked me
Granted, but they are "yandere".
I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
Granted, but the succubus sucks you dry... MGQ ending it seems.
I wish senpai would notice me.
I wish senpai would notice me.
Granted but (s)he turns out to be tsundere
I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
Granted, but it's all in Concert C
I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
Granted but we switched you and Kai into each others bodies so now your Korean.
I wish I was rich
I wish I was rich
Granted, but you'll get dicks instead.
I wish the next person gets some dicks.
I wish the next person gets some dicks.
Granted, but I you'll get them stuck in your eye
I wish to be Gayzmcgee
I wish to be Gayzmcgee
Granted but from too much superness you'll die from supernova.
I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
Granted but you get no PC
I wish to become the cutest human girl
I wish to become the cutest human girl