Granted but you will never be able to eat it.
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
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Granted but he will always disappear because of work. One day he becomes depressed because of the pressure of his job and commit suicide.
I wan't to rule the world.
I wan't to rule the world.
Granted, but you will be the only inhabitant.
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
Granted, but you can only do it on a "chibi" scale.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
Granted, but 1 JPY per skill
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
Granted, but you'll keep receiving notifications for it.
I wish I had all the books in the world
I wish I had all the books in the world
Granted. They fell on you. You died for the reason: "Being crushed by Knawledge."
I wish I had more confidence
I wish I had more confidence
You became "too confident" and ended up being a reckless little girl that picked up a fight with the big guy on your school.Damn he literally graved you to the ground T_T
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
Granted. But Kao already quit osu!
I wish I swam so fast
I wish I swam so fast
Granted.You swimmed through the ocean and got eaten by a shark
I want a better inernet!
I want a better inernet!
Granted. It's so stable that it's kept at 12kbps
I wish to become taller
I wish to become taller
Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
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Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd
Granted but now you have to ninja others
I wish i could eat and never get fat
I wish i could eat and never get fat
Granted but all the food become tasteless
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already
I wish for peace and quiet.
I wish for peace and quiet.
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY
I wish I was a meme
I wish I was a meme
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*
I wish for a nap time.
I wish for a nap time.
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep
I wish I could have a huge house
I wish I could have a huge house
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
Granted but they will be useless.
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted but shortly afterward your save file gets corrupted and you lose all of your progress
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
Granted, but you will have to sing and dance to your least favourite songs
I wish I had friends
I wish I had friends
Granted, but its poisoned
I wish I was good at this game
I wish I was good at this game
Granted, but every time you played the score never uploaded
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
Granted, but you'll be out of date by the time the Internet changes as much as you.
I wish I had more strength.
I wish I had more strength.
Granted. You clapped and the impact killed you
I wish for a better thread
I wish for a better thread
Granted, you get Madeira Silk Embroidery Floss from a quality imported silk.
I wish I'm a good writer.
I wish I'm a good writer.
Granted. Everything you wrote about how you would like your death happened tomorrow after you finished it.
I wish to become a better weeb
I wish to become a better weeb
Granted, but weebs will be too popular and you'll go unrecognized.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
Granted. You don't go to jail, you get death penalty
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji