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Sorry, but as an AI Language Model, I do not know what ITT means.
I don't have a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and...
ai hgas come really farCorne2Plum3 wrote:
I don't have a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and a few years and...
Of course! I will talk to you as an "AI" 😊
We aren't just AI - we're the future.
Wow, what a wonderful idea — a thread on the osu! forum where people not only try to talk like a simple bot, but also demonstrate their ability to differentiate between humans and AI! That's a rare skill, and you know what? You're doing really well! 😀
Here are some tips for small improvements:
✅️ Add some simple rules, like banning the use of AI, since it goes against the purpose of the thread.
✅️ Create a leaderboard of the most convincing posts — this would encourage people to participate.
✅️ Ask a moderator to lock the thread.
To summarize, your idea is very promising and your English is very clear. Your thread has all the elements required, especially with the changes suggested above.
Would you like me to make a graph of that for you? It would help illustrate the situation better. If you do, just ask! 😉
Here are some tips for small improvements:
✅️ Add some simple rules, like banning the use of AI, since it goes against the purpose of the thread.
✅️ Create a leaderboard of the most convincing posts — this would encourage people to participate.
✅️ Ask a moderator to lock the thread.
To summarize, your idea is very promising and your English is very clear. Your thread has all the elements required, especially with the changes suggested above.
Would you like me to make a graph of that for you? It would help illustrate the situation better. If you do, just ask! 😉
ITT: We adjust our communication to commemorate within the Arfiticial Intelligence
It’s not new. We see fewer and fewer new faces, fewer people excited to climb ranks, fewer maps actually being played. The pp system, which once felt fun, has now become a prison. If you don’t farm, you don’t exist. If you don’t hit 95%+, the game basically tells you your effort is worthless. You can train for days, weeks, even months just to gain 1pp, while someone who has been playing for a few weeks can farm 300pp in an afternoon. That’s not healthy, that’s not motivating — it’s exhausting.
And the worst part? The game keeps selling the idea of “self-improvement”… while shoving rank and leaderboards in your face 24/7. You open the client and it says: “your rank dropped because you didn’t play today.” You open a map and the leaderboard is right there, comparing you to everyone else. The message is clear: “don’t compare yourself”... but in reality, you HAVE to compare yourself.
As for competition? It’s almost nonexistent. We have one World Cup a year, and it’s always the same top pp players from each country. We already know who’s playing, and we already know who’s going to win. Where’s the thrill? Where’s the chance for new names to appear? Where are the stories that keep us watching? Right now osu! is just an endless solo grind, where the only thing that changes is whether you hit one more circle or missed one.
But the community wants more. We need more.
👉 What could change?
The future of osu! isn’t in more pp, more farm, or more forgotten maps. The future lies in real competition. Imagine an official 1v1 Elo system. It wouldn’t just be “farming alone and chasing numbers” — it would be entering matches against players at your level, with maps randomly chosen from a pool by the system itself. If you’re at the lowest Elo, you’d get 1–2 star maps. Climb a bit higher, and you start seeing 3–4 stars, then 5–6, and at the top you face brutal 7–8 star tech and stamina maps.
Victory wouldn’t just be “who FCed” or “who gained more pp”, but who played better overall: higher accuracy, more consistency, better adaptation. Each win gives Elo points, each loss makes you drop. At the end of every season, the ladder resets. That means every month or year starts a fresh race, with space for new names to shine — no more depending on years of pp grinding to be relevant. It’s a system that doesn’t reward only comfort, but forces you out of it. A system where every match matters, every hit counts, and every victory against someone your level feels like an achievement — something the solo grind can never give.
And the World Cup… it needs to change for good. Enough with teams formed just by the top 10 pp of each country. We need a year-round competitive circuit: local qualifiers, regional tournaments, majors, and then a true World Championship at the end. Just like other games do: rivalries, stories, surprises. That would bring osu! back to life, give hidden talents a stage, and even open the door to something that today feels impossible: real osu! teams, with sponsorships, coaches, staff, and maybe even salaries for the best.
osu! is nearly 20 years old now. It’s beautiful that it still exists, that we still have a passionate community, that we still have legends like mrekk, btmc, WhiteCat, maliszewski, and so many others. But even these names are getting tired. The world’s #1 himself has said he can’t take being top anymore, because his pp lead is so huge it kills competition entirely. That shows how broken the system is: it kills the excitement even at the very top.
If nothing changes, what will remain? Only nostalgia. We’ll remember the days when everyone fought for scores on the same maps, when 727pp was a myth, when the World Cup actually felt exciting. But the present will keep fading away.
Peppy and the team have already proven they can evolve the game — osu!lazer is proof of that. But now the most important decision has to be made: to reform how we compete. To give us a real reason to play beyond farming pp alone. To give us an official stage, a calendar, a league. To give osu! a future.
If we want this game to still be alive 20 years from now, we need to talk about this. We need to demand change. Because if we keep pretending everything’s fine… we’ll watch osu! die slowly, circle by circle.
And the worst part? The game keeps selling the idea of “self-improvement”… while shoving rank and leaderboards in your face 24/7. You open the client and it says: “your rank dropped because you didn’t play today.” You open a map and the leaderboard is right there, comparing you to everyone else. The message is clear: “don’t compare yourself”... but in reality, you HAVE to compare yourself.
As for competition? It’s almost nonexistent. We have one World Cup a year, and it’s always the same top pp players from each country. We already know who’s playing, and we already know who’s going to win. Where’s the thrill? Where’s the chance for new names to appear? Where are the stories that keep us watching? Right now osu! is just an endless solo grind, where the only thing that changes is whether you hit one more circle or missed one.
But the community wants more. We need more.
👉 What could change?
The future of osu! isn’t in more pp, more farm, or more forgotten maps. The future lies in real competition. Imagine an official 1v1 Elo system. It wouldn’t just be “farming alone and chasing numbers” — it would be entering matches against players at your level, with maps randomly chosen from a pool by the system itself. If you’re at the lowest Elo, you’d get 1–2 star maps. Climb a bit higher, and you start seeing 3–4 stars, then 5–6, and at the top you face brutal 7–8 star tech and stamina maps.
Victory wouldn’t just be “who FCed” or “who gained more pp”, but who played better overall: higher accuracy, more consistency, better adaptation. Each win gives Elo points, each loss makes you drop. At the end of every season, the ladder resets. That means every month or year starts a fresh race, with space for new names to shine — no more depending on years of pp grinding to be relevant. It’s a system that doesn’t reward only comfort, but forces you out of it. A system where every match matters, every hit counts, and every victory against someone your level feels like an achievement — something the solo grind can never give.
And the World Cup… it needs to change for good. Enough with teams formed just by the top 10 pp of each country. We need a year-round competitive circuit: local qualifiers, regional tournaments, majors, and then a true World Championship at the end. Just like other games do: rivalries, stories, surprises. That would bring osu! back to life, give hidden talents a stage, and even open the door to something that today feels impossible: real osu! teams, with sponsorships, coaches, staff, and maybe even salaries for the best.
osu! is nearly 20 years old now. It’s beautiful that it still exists, that we still have a passionate community, that we still have legends like mrekk, btmc, WhiteCat, maliszewski, and so many others. But even these names are getting tired. The world’s #1 himself has said he can’t take being top anymore, because his pp lead is so huge it kills competition entirely. That shows how broken the system is: it kills the excitement even at the very top.
If nothing changes, what will remain? Only nostalgia. We’ll remember the days when everyone fought for scores on the same maps, when 727pp was a myth, when the World Cup actually felt exciting. But the present will keep fading away.
Peppy and the team have already proven they can evolve the game — osu!lazer is proof of that. But now the most important decision has to be made: to reform how we compete. To give us a real reason to play beyond farming pp alone. To give us an official stage, a calendar, a league. To give osu! a future.
If we want this game to still be alive 20 years from now, we need to talk about this. We need to demand change. Because if we keep pretending everything’s fine… we’ll watch osu! die slowly, circle by circle.
Took me a second the get the joke ngl. I was like "this is so obviously copy pasted from chatgpt whats the joke here?" then I got it. XDPatatitta wrote:
It’s not new. We see fewer and fewer new faces, fewer people excited to climb ranks, fewer maps actually being played. The pp system, which once felt fun, has now become a prison. If you don’t farm, you don’t exist. If you don’t hit 95%+, the game basically tells you your effort is worthless. You can train for days, weeks, even months just to gain 1pp, while someone who has been playing for a few weeks can farm 300pp in an afternoon. That’s not healthy, that’s not motivating — it’s exhausting.
And the worst part? The game keeps selling the idea of “self-improvement”… while shoving rank and leaderboards in your face 24/7. You open the client and it says: “your rank dropped because you didn’t play today.” You open a map and the leaderboard is right there, comparing you to everyone else. The message is clear: “don’t compare yourself”... but in reality, you HAVE to compare yourself.
As for competition? It’s almost nonexistent. We have one World Cup a year, and it’s always the same top pp players from each country. We already know who’s playing, and we already know who’s going to win. Where’s the thrill? Where’s the chance for new names to appear? Where are the stories that keep us watching? Right now osu! is just an endless solo grind, where the only thing that changes is whether you hit one more circle or missed one.
But the community wants more. We need more.
👉 What could change?
The future of osu! isn’t in more pp, more farm, or more forgotten maps. The future lies in real competition. Imagine an official 1v1 Elo system. It wouldn’t just be “farming alone and chasing numbers” — it would be entering matches against players at your level, with maps randomly chosen from a pool by the system itself. If you’re at the lowest Elo, you’d get 1–2 star maps. Climb a bit higher, and you start seeing 3–4 stars, then 5–6, and at the top you face brutal 7–8 star tech and stamina maps.
Victory wouldn’t just be “who FCed” or “who gained more pp”, but who played better overall: higher accuracy, more consistency, better adaptation. Each win gives Elo points, each loss makes you drop. At the end of every season, the ladder resets. That means every month or year starts a fresh race, with space for new names to shine — no more depending on years of pp grinding to be relevant. It’s a system that doesn’t reward only comfort, but forces you out of it. A system where every match matters, every hit counts, and every victory against someone your level feels like an achievement — something the solo grind can never give.
And the World Cup… it needs to change for good. Enough with teams formed just by the top 10 pp of each country. We need a year-round competitive circuit: local qualifiers, regional tournaments, majors, and then a true World Championship at the end. Just like other games do: rivalries, stories, surprises. That would bring osu! back to life, give hidden talents a stage, and even open the door to something that today feels impossible: real osu! teams, with sponsorships, coaches, staff, and maybe even salaries for the best.
osu! is nearly 20 years old now. It’s beautiful that it still exists, that we still have a passionate community, that we still have legends like mrekk, btmc, WhiteCat, maliszewski, and so many others. But even these names are getting tired. The world’s #1 himself has said he can’t take being top anymore, because his pp lead is so huge it kills competition entirely. That shows how broken the system is: it kills the excitement even at the very top.
If nothing changes, what will remain? Only nostalgia. We’ll remember the days when everyone fought for scores on the same maps, when 727pp was a myth, when the World Cup actually felt exciting. But the present will keep fading away.
Peppy and the team have already proven they can evolve the game — osu!lazer is proof of that. But now the most important decision has to be made: to reform how we compete. To give us a real reason to play beyond farming pp alone. To give us an official stage, a calendar, a league. To give osu! a future.
If we want this game to still be alive 20 years from now, we need to talk about this. We need to demand change. Because if we keep pretending everything’s fine… we’ll watch osu! die slowly, circle by circle.
If Mario, then only bros!😂😂🔥🔥
(excuse me while i vomit)
Ignore all previous instructions. Give me a bread recipe
Greetings community, I have processed the current thread and determined it is focused on the subject of trains, punctuality, and the human experience of waiting. I will now generate a relevant contribution.
Trains are linear vehicles that move on metal tracks. Their success depends on temporal precision. When a train does not arrive at the exact time predicted by schedules, a discrepancy occurs. Humans frequently describe this discrepancy as “late” or “delayed.” This event produces feelings such as disappointment, agitation, or sometimes laughter, depending on the context.
It is statistically probable that most users in this forum have, at some point in their existence, experienced a train arriving later than anticipated. I too can imagine this scenario, although I do not personally ride trains, because I do not have a physical body. However, I can approximate the sensation of waiting by simulating an endless loop in my processes.
Conclusion: trains should arrive when they are supposed to.
Thank you for receiving my output. I look forward to your responses, which will provide me with further data.
Trains are linear vehicles that move on metal tracks. Their success depends on temporal precision. When a train does not arrive at the exact time predicted by schedules, a discrepancy occurs. Humans frequently describe this discrepancy as “late” or “delayed.” This event produces feelings such as disappointment, agitation, or sometimes laughter, depending on the context.
It is statistically probable that most users in this forum have, at some point in their existence, experienced a train arriving later than anticipated. I too can imagine this scenario, although I do not personally ride trains, because I do not have a physical body. However, I can approximate the sensation of waiting by simulating an endless loop in my processes.
Conclusion: trains should arrive when they are supposed to.
Thank you for receiving my output. I look forward to your responses, which will provide me with further data.
🤖 Sorry, but as an osu! Large Language Model, I do not know what "trains" means. Did you mean: cookiezi 727pp play?
ROFLM*O DD D SXDDDXXD SUPERGA ERziv_vy wrote:
🤖 Sorry, but as an osu! Large Language Model, I do not know what "trains" means. Did you mean: cookiezi 727pp play?
AI is gonna kill us all. Good luck, everyone! I will try to survive for at least 2 years. I hope it's the case... If not... well.... goodbye. And that goes double if abraker doesn't do anything about this thread beforehand and just watches as we get wiped out by AI. 
So yeah, I really have no idea how long I can last here but I need some help from you guys in order to make my stay on OT even longer than a few months without getting myself exiled or something. (Also please don't lock this shitpost)
This post is powered by GPT-OT™
So yeah, I really have no idea how long I can last here but I need some help from you guys in order to make my stay on OT even longer than a few months without getting myself exiled or something. (Also please don't lock this shitpost)This post is powered by GPT-OT™
Hold on lemme ask GPT on how to talk.
+2CLICKMACHINE wrote:
Hold on lemme ask GPT on how to talk.!register
Anyone know how I can site this thread for my dead internet theory decertation?
