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OT mall (EVEN MORE NEW STORES)

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Topic Starter
sametdze
WELCOME TO THE OT MALL!


The OT Mall is a lovely space where habitants of OT can visit their favourite shops and buy their favourite products. When you first start shopping, you are given $50. You can obviously buy anything you'd like with that $50. At the same time, if you want to earn cash, you can open up a store via the quick and easy Google Form.

important commands
!buy *product* from *store name*, -$x

start your own store here

CURRENT NEWS

money printing store's back! :D

USER INVENTORIES (yes you can sell stuff from your inventory if someone asks)

tapperruiii
My feet pics x1
Stellar Condoms and Astro Lube 750ml x1
C4 Explosive x1
Brand New Wand x1
Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsena x1
Various Main Battle Tanks x1000
Various Small Arms x10000
Various Small Arms Ammunition x10000000

Patatitta
Flounder x2

hyperastro
Magical Orb x1


Ashton
cat x1

Behrauder
OT! pen x1

CLICKMACHINE
Sacrificial Lamb x1
C4 Explosive x2
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LEADERBOARD
1. tapperruiii (2 gazillion dollars and 82 dollars and 01 cent)
2. patatitta (2 gazillion and two dollars)
3. hyperastro ($1,999,999,998,992,349,963)
4. Ymir ($145)
5. Ashton ($69)
6. Behrauder ($49)
7. DM for Mutual ($48)
8. CLICKMACHINE ($10)


CURRENT STORES

Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets
products
C4 Explosive - $15
Ritual Candles - $6
Sacrificial Lamb - $10
Ak 47 - $2
Otherworldly Creature - $200
Gameboy Advance - $30
Ghost Lure - $13
Really really REALLY sharp blade - $112
My feet pics - FREE!
Crying Child - $380
Bones of an old Deity - $100
Cursed Gloves - $20
Magical Orb - $38
Broken Wand - $3
Refurbished Wand - $6
Brand new Wand - $12
Yydrasil seed - $240
cat - name your price


flounder
products
flounder - $51

money printing machine store
products
money, it won't cost anything, wont substract from my account either, it's literally a money printer, you go into the store, we print money for you

Nebula Supply Co.
products
-Martian Bath Water - $24.99
-Black-hole In a box - $59.99
-Stellar Condoms - $12.99
-Moon Cheese Singles - $9.78
-Astro Lube 750ml - $30

UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd.
products
Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsenal - $500,000,000.
Kita Shipbuilding Company - $1,000,000,000.
Tachibana Aviation Industries - $3,000,000,000.
Kita Port - $10,000,000.
Seaplane-carrying Cruiser (with Seaplanes) - $2,499,000 (Only one available).
Various Main Battle Tanks - $7,500 each.
Various Small Arms - $15 each.
Various Small Arms Ammunition - 50 cents per bullet.
Various Explosive devices (excl. Artillery shells) - $15 each.
Other remaining equipment of the PADORUWUTF - $2,599,000,000 (Wholesale)

the best store ever
products
A nose - $196
A figure of [your waifu] - $25
SSR Kitasan Black [Fire at My Heels] - $20
osu!supporter tag - $4
Fake OT! denizenship - $4
OT! pen - $1
Scyla + $200 - $0


products
⁢ - $
nothing - $
nada - $
nil - $
niente - $

crack den
products
crack - fight a crackhead for it

elmo's crack den

Noreu's Graffiti Tools (NORECOLOURS HQ)
products
POCKET: 2,50$
POCKETROCKET: 4,50$
SKYGLIDE: 6,50$
XLIPSTREAM: 5,50$
XXTRA: 8$
XXXTREME: 10$

CAPS: 1$

ONE4ALL: 11$
XRUSHER: 14$
NYTRO: 16$
PEACEBREAKER: 18$

🇲🇫 Corne2Plum3's french osu! shop 🇲🇫

LIDL
products
store is completely out of stock!

Vinyl Shop of Doom
products
The fucking Chromakopia Test Pressing: 200$
The original Abbey Road vinyl pressing: 1500$
My Discography: 0.01$
Music has the Right to Children: 42$
Pulse Demon by Merzbow: 1$ (it’s worth buying trust me 😉)
veteran by JPEGMAFIA: 30$
Aphex Twin Discography: 1000$
Random rare Album Roulette 😉: 50$
Random Access Memories Deluxe Box Set: 100’000$
Yeezy: 5$

CLICK's Machinery & Co.
products
Firearms: 4$ - 500$ (Renting available)
Automobiles: 400$ - 140,000$ (Renting available)
PC equipment: 20$ - 5000$
Secret Agent: Per day (60$ for investigations) (300$ for an assassination)

Customer may inquire the item that he desires, for I have a lot of intricate items to sell. Values also vary.

hardware store
products
Allen wrenches - $1
Gerbil feeders - $1
Toilet seats - $1
Electric heaters - $1
Trash compactors - $1
Juice extractor - $1
Shower rods - $1
Water meters - $1
Walkie-talkies - $1
Copper wires - $1
Safety goggles - $1
Radial tires - $1
BB pellets - $1
Rubber mallets - $1
Fans and dehumidifiers - $1
Picture hangers - $1
Paper cutters - $1
Waffle irons - $1
Window shutters - $1
Paint removers - $1
Window louvres - $1
Masking tape - $1
Plastic gutters - $1
Kitchen faucets - $1
Folding tables - $1
Weather stripping - $1
Jumper cables - $1
Hooks and tackle - $1
Grout and spackle - $1
Power foggers - $1
Spoons and ladles - $1
Pesticides for fumigation - $1
High-performance lubrication - $1
Metal roofing - $1
water proofing - $1
Multi-purpose insulation - $1
Air compressors - $1
Brass connectors - $1
Wrecking chisels - $1
Smoke detectors - $1
Tire guages - $1
Hamster cages - $1
Thermostats - $1
Bug deflectors - $1
Trailer hitch demagnetizers - $1
Automatic circumcisers - $1
Tennis rackets - $1
Angle brackets - $1
Duracells and Energizers - $1
Soffit panels - $1
Circuit brakers - $1
Vacuum cleaners - $1
Coffee makers - $1
Calculators - $1
Generators - $1
Matching salt and pepper shakers - $1

Stefan's
products
10x words - 1 euro each | 1x Keke Tang Figurine - 43,000¥ | 1x Tekken 5 (PAL Version) - 4,89€ | 47x pepper - will be rolled out by a die | 1x Ordinary Key - 2,99€ | 6x Cans of Coca-Cola - 1,61€ each | 1x Password (osu! Account "Stefan") (expiring date: 2011/02/01) - 23,57€ | 24x Digimon TCG BT22 Booster - 4,49€ each
Topic Starter
sametdze
boiii ts thread so [notice] [color] [centre] quality peak moment 2nd coming of abraker RP oldfag ✌️🥹
tapperruiii
f l o u n d e r
Patatitta

tapperruiii wrote:

f l o u n d e r
Ymir
I'm going to be rich
tapperruiii

Ymir wrote:

I'm going to be rich
are you selling feet pics because those would be sold out if you were
z0z
no way we have enough people here to support a mall out of all things
tapperruiii
when will OT mall have a purge arc
tapperruiii
HOLY SHIT FREE FEET PICS???

!buy My feet pics from Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets, -$0
Ymir

tapperruiii wrote:

Ymir wrote:

I'm going to be rich
are you selling feet pics because those would be sold out if you were
How the fuck did you guess that?
tapperruiii

Ymir wrote:

tapperruiii wrote:

Ymir wrote:

I'm going to be rich
are you selling feet pics because those would be sold out if you were
How the fuck did you guess that?
you're predictable
Patatitta
I want to print 2 gazillion bucks from my own store, then proceed to buy the entire stock of everyone else
Topic Starter
sametdze
this guy bro

ill let you print but you are not buying entire stock
Patatitta

sametdze wrote:

this guy bro

ill let you print but you are not buying entire stock
then give me 2 flounders
hyperastro
!buy (2 gazillion and 1 dollars) from (money printing machine store), -$50
Patatitta
okay this is war, I print the money equivalent of what the two flounders costed me plus 2 dollars to have 1 dollar more than hyperastro
tapperruiii
!buy Stellar Condoms and Astro Lube 750ml from Nebula Supply Co., -$42.99
Corne2Plum3
How to put images in our mall?
hyperastro
!buy Magical Orb from Ymir's Oddities Trinkets, -$38
DM FOR MUTUAL
!buy Ak 47 from Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets, -$2
tapperruiii
!buy C4 Explosive from Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets, -$15


can i print 2 gazillion dollars from the money store and blow it up
Ashton
Il get a cat from Ymir for free
hyperastro
The leaderboard is going to start looking like Zimbabwe's hyper-inflated economy.

Ymir
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Ashton wrote:

Il get a cat from Ymir for free
FEET ARE FREE
CAT YOU MUST PAY
I MAKE SPECIAL DEAL JUST FOR YOU
Ashton

Ymir wrote:

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Ashton wrote:

Il get a cat from Ymir for free
FEET ARE FREE
CAT YOU MUST PAY
I MAKE SPECIAL DEAL JUST FOR YOU
I dont want feet. I want a cat!

You said name your price! I named my price: FREE!
Ymir

Ashton wrote:

Ymir wrote:

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Ashton wrote:

Il get a cat from Ymir for free
FEET ARE FREE
CAT YOU MUST PAY
I MAKE SPECIAL DEAL JUST FOR YOU
I dont want feet. I want a cat!

You said name your price! I named my price: FREE!
NO DEAL INCREASE OFFER OR I GO
tapperruiii

Ymir wrote:

Ashton wrote:

Ymir wrote:

[img:1337][/img:1337]

Ashton wrote:

Il get a cat from Ymir for free
FEET ARE FREE
CAT YOU MUST PAY
I MAKE SPECIAL DEAL JUST FOR YOU
I dont want feet. I want a cat!

You said name your price! I named my price: FREE!
NO DEAL INCREASE OFFER OR I GO
i buy cat 4 10 dowlur is good?
Ashton

tapperruiii wrote:

Ymir wrote:

Ashton wrote:

Ymir wrote:

[img:1337][/img:1337]

Ashton wrote:

Il get a cat from Ymir for free
FEET ARE FREE
CAT YOU MUST PAY
I MAKE SPECIAL DEAL JUST FOR YOU
I dont want feet. I want a cat!

You said name your price! I named my price: FREE!
NO DEAL INCREASE OFFER OR I GO
i buy cat 4 10 dowlur is good?
*shoots tapperruiii*

I said give me my damn cat mf!
tapperruiii
x_x

!buy Brand New Wand from Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets, -$12
Ymir
Oh my God this angry Karen customer lah

Use 1 sacrificial lamb to revive Tapperruiii *
tapperruiii

Ymir wrote:

Oh my God this angry Karen customer lah

Use 1 sacrificial lamb to revive Tapperruiii *
thanks pookie
Behrauder
!buy OT! pen from the best store ever, -$1

I want to print $500,000,000 using the money printing machine.

!buy Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsenal from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., - $500,000,000
Patatitta
okay guys printer blew up but I still got 2 gazillion if someone wants money just ask me
hyperastro

Patatitta wrote:

okay guys printer blew up but I still got 2 gazillion if someone wants money just ask me
I wouldn't mind a extra 2 gazillion...
Ymir
UWU UNION YOU'RE GIVING MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC?
tapperruiii
!buy Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsena from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., -$500,000,000
!buy 1000 Various Main Battle Tanks from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., -$7,500,000
!buy 10000 Various Small Arms from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., -$150,000
!buy 10000000 Various Small Arms Ammunition from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., -$500,000,000

i will control the OT public
Topic Starter
sametdze

Behrauder wrote:

!buy OT! pen from the best store ever, -$1

I want to print $500,000,000 using the money printing machine.

!buy Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsenal from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., - $500,000,000
the money machine kinda blew up, transaction failed
tapperruiii

sametdze wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

!buy OT! pen from the best store ever, -$1

I want to print $500,000,000 using the money printing machine.

!buy Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsenal from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., - $500,000,000
the money machine kinda blew up, transaction failed
WHAT WHO WOULD DO THAT :clueless:
Noreu

tapperruiii wrote:

sametdze wrote:

Behrauder wrote:

!buy OT! pen from the best store ever, -$1

I want to print $500,000,000 using the money printing machine.

!buy Yunyun-Megumin Central Arsenal from UWU Union Asset Liquidation Co. Ltd., - $500,000,000
the money machine kinda blew up, transaction failed
WHAT WHO WOULD DO THAT :clueless:
exile people from your store
hyperastro
@Patatitta @tapperruiii
Since we are the “crème de la crème,” "the cream of the crop", I say us gazillionaires should join forces and just buy the OT Mall outright.

#GazillionaireClubRiseUp
Jangsoodlor

Ymir wrote:

UWU UNION YOU'RE GIVING MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC?
The end of the 4th Padoru war and the subsequent fall of multiple warring factions (and OT! political parties) due to the fact that no one cares about OT! roleplay anymore, we don't have a need for weapons, and even the armed wing of our union anymore. Therefore, I decided to sold them off because keeping them in our stockpiles costs money. Also our equipment is the least advanced of all the parties anyway, especially when compared to state-of-the-art weapon systems deployed by the OT! Government, the PadOT! Coalition and the British Megacorp©️™️.
Polyspora

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Ymir wrote:

UWU UNION YOU'RE GIVING MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC?
The end of the 4th Padoru war and the subsequent fall of multiple warring factions (and OT! political parties) due to the fact that no one cares about OT! roleplay anymore, we don't have a need for weapons, and even the armed wing of our union anymore. Therefore, I decided to sold them off because keeping them in our stockpiles costs money. Also our equipment is the least advanced of all the parties anyway, especially when compared to state-of-the-art weapon systems deployed by the OT! Government, the PadOT! Coalition and the British Megacorp©️™️.
shut up
burgernfat
.steal Bones of an old Deity from Ymir's Oddities and Trinkets
Jangsoodlor

Polyspora wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Ymir wrote:

UWU UNION YOU'RE GIVING MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC?
The end of the 4th Padoru war and the subsequent fall of multiple warring factions (and OT! political parties) due to the fact that no one cares about OT! roleplay anymore, we don't have a need for weapons, and even the armed wing of our union anymore. Therefore, I decided to sold them off because keeping them in our stockpiles costs money. Also our equipment is the least advanced of all the parties anyway, especially when compared to state-of-the-art weapon systems deployed by the OT! Government, the PadOT! Coalition and the British Megacorp©️™️.
shut up
Polyspora

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

Ymir wrote:

UWU UNION YOU'RE GIVING MILITARY EQUIPMENT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC?
The end of the 4th Padoru war and the subsequent fall of multiple warring factions (and OT! political parties) due to the fact that no one cares about OT! roleplay anymore, we don't have a need for weapons, and even the armed wing of our union anymore. Therefore, I decided to sold them off because keeping them in our stockpiles costs money. Also our equipment is the least advanced of all the parties anyway, especially when compared to state-of-the-art weapon systems deployed by the OT! Government, the PadOT! Coalition and the British Megacorp©️™️.
shut up
turn down for what montage
Corne2Plum3
My shop should open soon 🇨🇵
Noreu

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

My shop should open soon 🇨🇵
mine too :D

its nothing crazy but its like a normal irl shop-
tapperruiii
can i fight the crackhead with my tanks
Jun Maeda
im not gonna sell, im gonna give it for free whoever takes it
Patatitta
give me the miku feet
tapperruiii

Patatitta wrote:

give me the miku feet
damn got them before me dammit
- Marco -
WHO TF STOLE MY MIKU FEET FOLDER WHAT THE FUCK

IF I EVER FIND YOU YOU GET BANNED

RUN IF YOU CAN
CLICKMACHINE
Ymir I would like 1 sacrificial lamb and 2 C4 please.

I also have opened up my store and is sent for validation by the government(?) so I am open to a B2B relationship with your store.

Many regards
~ Rie Tarde
Patatitta
i'm going to give the folder back to marco
- Marco -

Patatitta wrote:

i'm going to give the folder back to marco
oh hey that's very nice of you thanks ^^
Ashton
I want $19 from the money print shop
Noreu
can i get 69 sexillion dollars
Jun Maeda

- Marco - wrote:

WHO TF STOLE MY MIKU FEET FOLDER WHAT THE FUCK

IF I EVER FIND YOU YOU GET BANNED

RUN IF YOU CAN
mb
DM FOR MUTUAL
guys what should I do with my ak 47
tapperruiii

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

guys what should I do with my ak 47
shoot marco so you can rob the miku feet folder from them
DM FOR MUTUAL

tapperruiii wrote:

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

guys what should I do with my ak 47
shoot marco so you can rob the miku feet folder from them
Ok I shot marco they are now dead

I don't want the miku feet folder though so I'll just leave it
tapperruiii

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

Ok I shot marco they are now dead

I don't want the miku feet folder though so I'll just leave it
i'll be nabbing it then
Topic Starter
sametdze

Noreu wrote:

can i get 69 sexillion dollars
if you can figure out how you'd fit on the leaderboard yessir

me personally i cannot be fucked to work with those fuckass fatass numbers
179bpm
!buy PC Equipment from CLICK's Machinery & Co., -$50
Noreu
samet you fucked my store up i literally wrote everything on the google forum perfectly 😔
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