is it an anime you really like? i will go through the trenches and watch the whole thing and review it. a video game you grew up with? i'll play and give you my honest opinion. a movie? i'll watch the whole damn thing. i will review anything. even FOOD.

Review that rhythm game called "osu!"

sametdze wrote:

is it an anime you really like? i will go through the trenches and watch the whole thing and review it.

Review one piece

pikmin!

the game ib

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Review that rhythm game called "osu!"

osu! is an interesting rhythm game where one must click circles to the beat.
to start with, this game is actually quite fun and addicting. many people come back to osu! for the global ranking, while others come back for performance points. also, osu! is a rhythm game, meaning that you won't have to play the same sequences of songs, but you can actually play a whole variety of songs, going from one genre to another. these two things heavily add to osu!'s replay-ability, making it an even better game in my opinion. what's even more better is that you yourself can make your own songs, and share them to the world for others to play, so you yourself can contribute to the fun! also, you can even customize the way the game looks using the small but heavily impactful skins feature. you can have a skin where hatsune miku glows everywhere, then a skin where club penguin's penguins waddle around the screen. it's awesome!

but enough about what happens outside, let's actually talk about what happens inside.
osu!'s core gameplay revolves around three things, circles, spinners, and sliders. luckily, these three mechanics are simple and easy to learn, only requiring very little practice to master. many songs take these three things and expand them into more then what they were supposed to be, like circles being turned into challenging streams, and so and so fourth. but the thing is, not everyone is a master at clicking circles. luckily, osu comes with three other gamemodes, like ctb, mania, and taiko. catch the beat is an odd yet refreshing gamemode where you control a character holding a plate, and fruit comes falling from the sky. you use the arrow keys to control the character, and of course catch the fruit. however, what makes this gamemode challenging is the speed up ability. you press down the mouse button and your character starts zooming across the screen, thus catching even more fruit. mania plays like ddr, or stepmania. you've got four keys, where you press the notes that come flying down. but again, that's not all. if it gets too easy, you can add even more notes, going from 5 notes to 12 notes at a time! taiko is also a very interesting gamemode, which is very similar to the taiko arcade game. you use separate keys to press a red note, and a blue note. what makes this really special is that taiko also comes with it's own spinner, and sometimes really challenging songs to drum through. all of these gamemodes really makes osu! replayable, and in general, playable for everyone.

to conclude, osu! is an awesome rhythm game where one must click circles to the beat. it is fully customizable, and replayable, featuring all sorts of mechanics and modes so everyone can enjoy the game. it comes with many features that keep you crawling back for more and more, making the playerbase alive and healthy.
10/10 game

pizza tower

Review Ar Tonelico 2.

npc_BeaniCraft wrote:

pikmin!

pikmin is a really nice nintendo game where you play as captain olimar, a family man who kinda gets stuck on this strange version of the chao garden from SA2. the game has a nice, lovely nature experience where fun and strategy come into play. in the game, you have millions of these little things called "pikmin" who will gladly help you find the broken parts to your ship. you can use your pikmin to help you hold your belongings, and throw them around to help find and defend. what's really cool about these pikmin is that there are 3 colours of pikmin, all with their own special abilities. some can carry literal bombs while others dgaf about fire. the thing is though, you need to take care of all of your pikmin before the 30 day time limit strikes. that's right, a 30 day time limit. the thing is, captain olimar needs to get back to his home before 30 days, otherwise he'll die.

since i can't really remember the last time i played pikmin (i know i've definitely played it though), + the fact that i don't feel like going through my stuff to get my gamecube out, this review isn't as big as it might've been. sorry about that

please review the chicken sandwich from popeyes i am dying to know

Review this
https://youtu.be/TSJEKU9qKJI

review this song

you took too long so i reviewed it myself

texture: 10/10
taste: 10/10
mouthfeel: 8/10
price: 8/10

total 9/10

good sandwich

this song

179bpm wrote:

the game ib

Ib is this game where a little girl named Ib gets trapped in a weird art gallery, where the exhibits come to life to attack. a great use of the RPG maker, in my opinion. This game is honestly really interesting. Y'know, with the whole different dimensions stuff that kind of happens. The way the spooks are done, it's actually cool. that guy banging on the window, the hands peaking out of the halls, the dead silence while all that happens. It really reminds me of the fears i used to have when i was a child. Also, the main antagonist, Mary, is actually really interesting in my opinion. I really like how she's this painting that wants to be real, kind of like pinocchio, but she has to sacrifice a real person, in this case Ib, to become real. Really cool. Honestly, this game is pretty good. solid 7/10 i'd say.

DM FOR MUTUAL wrote:

sametdze wrote:

is it an anime you really like? i will go through the trenches and watch the whole thing and review it.

Review one piece

that's a bit.. long i suppose.. expect the review by the next 3 months.

Serraionga wrote:

pizza tower

pizza tower, pizza tower. what a wonderful game. you play as peppino, who's kind of like mario except not really mario. peppino has to go through this huge tower so his own pizza restaruant doesn't get the boot. honestly, i really like this game. i really like how fast the game is, and all of the characters and animations are wild and wacky, which i 100% love. all the little boss fights too are actually awesome, sort of reminds me of robotnik's revenge, a sonic 2 rom hack. 8/10. its-a-gooda-game-a!

2 girls 1 cup

brief title change for the lolz

Review CoD mw2

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

Jangsoodlor wrote:

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

absolutely dont do this

anyways, I would like to see you try and review a free videogame called "Copper odyssey", it's on itch.io, it's very strange so I want to see you try to review it

if not review the manga shimeji simulation, not for any other reason than it's just my favourite piece of media i've ever read

Patatitta wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

absolutely dont do this

nerd emoji

-Remi wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

absolutely dont do this

nerd emoji

what do you mean it's an anime about incest with their 13 year old little sister what the fuck

Patatitta wrote:

-Remi wrote:

Patatitta wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

absolutely dont do this

nerd emoji

what do you mean it's an anime about incest with their 13 year old little sister what the fuck

nerd emoji 2

Review en passant.

Jarcrafted wrote:

Review this
https://youtu.be/TSJEKU9qKJI

The breaking bad Popcorners ad is the peak of cinematic ads. this advertisement is short and simple, it starts with Walter White pushing a huge tub full of Popcorners to his van. straight away, you instantly know what is being sold to you, as evident by the Popcorners logo instantly being shown on the tub. we are then brought to a day to night and night to day transition. in a sudden whiplash of mastered editing, we find Jesse, testing out the popcorners for himself. in just a matter of 18 seconds, we already know what the product is, and what it looks like. Jesse then turns to Walter, and says "Yo Mr. White! These are the bomb!" to which Walter replies with, "They're airpopped, not fried." with this one single scene, we know how they're cooked, eliminating any worry that the Popcorners might be unhealthy. Jesse then says, "Popcorners.. you're an artist!" again, another smart move in script writing. If a character from a television show likes it, chances are viewers are gonna like it too. After this, Walter says, "It's just basic ingridents,". We now even know the ingredients, so far this ad has given us all the essentials about this product. Jesse then says, "Everyones gonna wanna taste these! And I know just the guy!" The scene then cuts to Jesse, Walter, and a man. Jesse hands the bag of Popcorners over to the man. The man is skeptical at first, and chuckles. he then takes one popcorner from the bag, and instantly loves it. "how many flavours do you have of this?" the man asks Jesse and Walter. Jesse says, "We have 6 different flavours,". We are then shown the 6 different flavours, so we know that the blue/cheddar cheese isn't the only one. The ad then ends.

Now, enough about the story, let's get into the review.

Everything about this advertisement was beautiful. the camera angles and shots, amazing. transitions, splendid. everythign about this advertisement touched my heart. it was simple, used a popular franchise as a piggyback, told us everything about the product and was shown at the superbowl, probably boosting sales up by 100%, since this ad is so high quality. fantastic. 10/10.

lostsilver wrote:

this song

it's so good it's not even available for me to watch, 10/10

review Touhou

review chess

choo choo

good
now do this song

lostsilver wrote:

good
now do this song

0/10

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

2 girls 1 cup

0/10
if you're mentally sick and you know it clap your hands 👏👏

Reyalp51 wrote:

review this song

honestly the voices are not the greatest, the instrumental is good though. the chorus is fucking LAME though. i'll try and compare it to "his world" from sonic 06 even though this song is nothing like it. actually from this point onwards, all songs will be compared to "his world" from sonic 06. the voices in his world are aggresive, which makes sense. this song has more soft voices, which also makes sense, but i don't like it very much. his world has an awesome instrumental, which perfectly fits the song. this instrumental is nice, i guess like a lullaby. it goes well with the soft voices. but again to the chorus. it just feels so slow, which doesn't really pair with the rest of the song. his world's chorus is awesome, fast paced, and transitions into the previous verse well. it's not a bad song, i just don't like it myself, and these are the things that i picked up while listening.


my opinion rating: 3/10
comparison to his world rating 7/10
what i think other people here would say: 8/10
overall, i'd say this rating isn't that bad

another day of asking for a chess review (if you're really gonna review anything)

Farfocele wrote:

another day of asking for a chess review (if you're really gonna review anything)

they're doing it in order, just wait

sametdze wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

2 girls 1 cup

0/10
if you're mentally sick and you know it clap your hands 👏👏

>"if you're mentally sick and you know it clap your hands"
>"👏👏"

my appologies. didnt know i was talking to a mentally sick person.

rate this cover of girl a i made with dave's (fnf) voice (he's a synth just so you know, this has none of my own voice in it. i do not feel comfortable sharing audio that has my voice in it.)

Do a review of Kingdom Hearts II

update when

lostsilver wrote:

rate this cover of girl a i made with dave's (fnf) voice (he's a synth just so you know, this has none of my own voice in it. i do not feel comfortable sharing audio that has my voice in it.)

Please sametdze, I'm begging you rate it out of 10

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

update when

Why did you bring back this thread why

-Remi wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

update when

Why did you bring back this thread why

it's a pretty good thread ngl, one of the best in the front page rn

Patatitta wrote:

-Remi wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

update when

Why did you bring back this thread why

it's a pretty good thread ngl, one of the best in the front page rn

Meta title, Meta post

JLuca913 891 wrote:

review Touhou

let's just say touhou 6

basically reimu has to go fight the person behind the red mist in gensokyo. marisa is just there bc she wants to steal something if i remember correctly
honestly it's a pretty good game, it's basically a bird's eye view platypus (the game with the clay planes, not the animal). the characters are bright and colourful, and the music is musicing. i love the mechanic of being able to see your hitbox, that's quite useful. 7/10

Farfocele wrote:

review chess

a strategy game that's actually kinda fire you've got the pawn, the bishop, the knight, the castle, the queen, and the king. the aim of chess is to take the other person's king away. the combat system in chess is simple, but good. basically if you can land on the same square that your opponent's piece is on, you can take it. simple game, but i love it. 9/10

lostsilver wrote:

rate this cover of girl a i made with dave's (fnf) voice (he's a synth just so you know, this has none of my own voice in it. i do not feel comfortable sharing audio that has my voice in it.)

quite upbeat, i like it. 9.999/10

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Do a review of Kingdom Hearts II

8/10. words cannot describe how much i find this game to be "meh."

Patatitta wrote:

Jangsoodlor wrote:

watch eromanga sensei and review it.

absolutely dont do this

anyways, I would like to see you try and review a free videogame called "Copper odyssey", it's on itch.io, it's very strange so I want to see you try to review it

if not review the manga shimeji simulation, not for any other reason than it's just my favourite piece of media i've ever read

seems you skipped a few so bumping this

thanks for the chess review!

sametdze wrote:

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Do a review of Kingdom Hearts II

8/10. words cannot describe how much i find this game to be "meh."

I meant an actual review>:(

review this movie (you dont have to watch it all if you dont want)

Kobold84 wrote:

Review Ar Tonelico 2.

1 was better

ty for touhou review

very good thread

titled changed
now good thread

Karmine wrote:

Kobold84 wrote:

Review Ar Tonelico 2.

1 was better

1 was weak, both gameplay- (tons of backtracking with same dungeons and enemies) and story-wise (that should be obvious). Can't even remember anything that 1 did better than 2. Maybe the ending was more coherent, albeit very generic for a game of its time.

It's still a very decent game, but the second game was just such a huge improvement in everything.