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The Off-Topic Stew Pot 2 (READY)

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Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen
Two years ago, on a cold winter, I decided to make a communal pot in where off-topic people contributed to the ingredients in order to make the ultimate pot. And now, this year, with the advenment of a very very cold winter (in the north hemisphere) it's time for us to rejoice and enjoy this stew.



We will have to eat the stew in the end, and like in that stew, please, ensure the final stew is completely edible or either no one will have not even one spoon of it. So please, don't throw anything dangerous that could kill/harm us in any way while we eat it.


WARNING: DUE TO PAST INCONVENIENTS IN THE LAST THREAD AND AS A PREVENTION MEASURE, IT'S TERMINANTLY FORBIDDEN TO APPROACH A EUPHONIUM AT LESS THAN 5 METERS OF DISTANCE FROM THE POT, IT IS ALSO FORBIDDEN TO THROW ANY BRASS INSTRUMENTS.

Unlike the last pot, I'll make a limit date for this: December 30th 2022, 00:00 GMT+0

List of added ingredients
Liver
Water
More Water
Spicy chili powder
Potatoes
cheeseborgur
Coffee creamer
Takis
Satan's first born child
Oregano
One pound of lemon juice and salt
Pig blood curd
Slightly expired eggs
Barbeque sauce
Reblochon
99% alcohol
Heart-shaped potato
Stockfish
Gatorade
Felix Felicis
Rejected ingredients
Piss
Laxatives
Exiled nerds
A strand of JAB's tail hair.
Wagyu A5 beef
Uranium
Pending ingredients
Surströmming
Even more water
Okayu pill
Carbon dioxide
Repurposed ingredients
Scyla's sweat is now used in perfume
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Polyspora
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Polyspora
liver.
DM FOR MUTUAL
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DM FOR MUTUAL
Water
[ Sebastian ]
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[ Sebastian ]
Spicy chili powder. It'll clean out our immune system.
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

Polyspora wrote:

liver.
Not a fan of it but it goes.

yoony1 wrote:

Water
Of freaking course.

Felixland wrote:

Spicy chili powder. It'll clean out our immune system.
Okay!
B0ii
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B0ii
Sea salt
I will add more later
WitherMite
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WitherMite
Satan's first born child, he's taken so many humans' figure we should return the favor.
TGGD
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TGGD
Potatoes
ghoulybits
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ghoulybits
Piss.
Cerno
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Cerno
cheeseborgur
Stomiks
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Stomiks
roshan117
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roshan117
takis
Kaaruumii
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Kaaruumii
slightly expired eggs
- cirno -
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MFGSTC wrote:

slightly expired eggs
yes very
MangaGrumpy
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MangaGrumpy
Laxatives
Polyspora
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Polyspora
exiled nerds
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

B0ii wrote:

Sea salt
I will add more later
Yep

WitherMite wrote:

Satan's first born child, he's taken so many humans' figure we should return the favor.
Okay, do you know how to prepare it?

ThatGamingGD wrote:

Potatoes
They're in

ghoulybits wrote:

Piss.
No.

Cerno wrote:

cheeseborgur
Yep

Stomiks wrote:

Okay

roshan117 wrote:

takis
Yep

MaxIsABigKaiju wrote:

Laxatives
Nope.

Polyspora wrote:

exiled nerds
What kind of nerds?
Polyspora
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Polyspora

eblf2013 wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

exiled nerds
What kind of nerds?
loserotaku and igor
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

Polyspora wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

exiled nerds
What kind of nerds?
loserotaku and igor
Nah, they've had enough.
Cerno
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Cerno
a strand of jab’s tail hair
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some green onions too 4 the colour
DM FOR MUTUAL
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DM FOR MUTUAL
More water
Arctos Sagittario
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Arctos Sagittario
blood curd
options are duck, pig, and goat, but surely the “I want ‘em all” option is available
B0ii
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B0ii
oregano
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wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
abraker
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abraker

Polyspora wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

exiled nerds
What kind of nerds?
loserotaku and igor
Why would you want to throw in spoiled produce jfc
throw that shit out

Let's add 99% alcohol
WitherMite
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WitherMite

eblf2013 wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Satan's first born child, he's taken so many humans' figure we should return the favor.
Okay, do you know how to prepare it?
Dispose of the head and spinal column being sure not to puncture the spinal cord - the pure, undiluted sin makes the brain and cerebrospinal fluid toxic, even to the most evil or hardy of denizens. After that its pretty similar to a large goat, just with wings.
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z0z
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z0z
1 pound of lemon juice and a pound of salt

Cerno wrote:

cheeseborgur

dPeace wrote:

wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
guess i'm not consuming the soup then
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Arctos Sagittario
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Arctos Sagittario

dPeace wrote:

wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
boiling it in water until it disintegrates? that’s the plan?

give me a blowtorch and I’ll show you how the meat deserves to be served
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

Cerno wrote:

a strand of jab’s tail hair

I decided not to.

dPeace wrote:

some green onions too 4 the colour
YES.

yoony1 wrote:

More water
Okay, more watah.

Arctos Sagittario wrote:

blood curd
options are duck, pig, and goat, but surely the “I want ‘em all” option is available
"I want 'em all", except... wait... duck and goat are not options, choosing the pig one.

B0ii wrote:

oregano
Yes.

abraker wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

exiled nerds
What kind of nerds?
loserotaku and igor
Why would you want to throw in spoiled produce jfc
throw that shit out

Let's add 99% alcohol
But with the water, and the more water it would be too diluted so... You sure?

WitherMite wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

Satan's first born child, he's taken so many humans' figure we should return the favor.
Okay, do you know how to prepare it?
Dispose of the head and spinal column being sure not to puncture the spinal cord - the pure, undiluted sin makes the brain and cerebrospinal fluid toxic, even to the most evil or hardy of denizens. After that its pretty similar to a large goat, just with wings.
Approved.

dPeace wrote:

wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
May I suggest deer instead? I want z0z to be able to eat it.
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Nuuskamuikkunen
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MFGSTC wrote:

slightly expired eggs
Ah, approved, they're still edible, or at least be a balut substitute in the worst of cases.

z0z wrote:

1 pound of lemon juice and a pound of salt
okay, adding less salt tho. One spoonful is already a lot for 2 liters of water so a pound of salt...
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Cerno
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Cerno

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

a strand of jab’s tail hair

I decided not to.
“Im not tasty”

that’s just not true
levesterz
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levesterz
Pour in h202
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eblf2013 wrote:

dPeace wrote:

wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
May I suggest deer instead? I want z0z to be able to eat it.
actually that would be nice too
Arctos Sagittario
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Arctos Sagittario
tail hair is not supposed to be tasty though, it’s there for the magical effect
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Cerno wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

a strand of jab’s tail hair

I decided not to.
“Im not tasty”

that’s just not true
I know that but...
How do you know that?
Cerno
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Cerno

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

a strand of jab’s tail hair

I decided not to.
“Im not tasty”

that’s just not true
I know that but...
How do you know that?
uhhh

clears throat

anyways… how’s uh everyone’s day going?
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

Cerno wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

Cerno wrote:

a strand of jab’s tail hair

I decided not to.
“Im not tasty”

that’s just not true
I know that but...
How do you know that?
uhhh

clears throat

anyways… how’s uh everyone’s day going?
My day is going good, waiting for more ingredients to be added.
z0z
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z0z

eblf2013 wrote:

dPeace wrote:

wait there's not enough meat let's have some A5 wargu beef in there cuz y not?
May I suggest deer instead? I want z0z to be able to eat it.
i mean there's already a burger in there anyway
[ Sebastian ]
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I don't care what meat it is as long as it isn't Lucario meat.
JustABeginner
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Asking a strand of tail hair is just asking to take a DNA sample and replicate another me.
Manishh
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Manishh
Banana
Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
Pepto bismol
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T A P A T I O hot sauce
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add some baking soda to make the soup less acidic
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Holy water
Hoshimegu Mio
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Salt and soy sauce.
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YyottaCat wrote:

Salt and soy sauce.
noooo soy sauce is already salty and some people above added salt already
Hatelore0000
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methamphetamine
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MrMcMikey22
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padoru, because padoru taste good.

We must eat them to stop the padorucalypse .w.
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