crashing through the space between the bed and a couple of cheap plastic cabinets, legs severed and contained in the top drawer of a cheap wooden dresser, eventually damaging my back and getting the wind knocked out of me while receiving a medically dangerous concussion once my head strikes the floor
i will probably die in silence from blood loss, leaving a mundanely entertaining mess to devastate a parent with upon checking on me approximately seven hours later due to me having not come out to eat
i dont know how the human body works and am not confident in my estimated measurements so that is my best gues