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I just ate the most amount of seafood in my life

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Stomiks
9,038 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks
I went to a buffet today.

To get my money's worth, I tried to stuff all of the crabs and lobster down the stomach within the buffet's time limit.

Now I feel like puking up and I want to die. My stomach is crying and I am crying.

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
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Karmine
1,034 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine
You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
Julian_Kaiser
196 posts
Joined April 2021
Julian_Kaiser

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.

true
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z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
yeah uhhhhhhhhh

don't do that

also, try going to a non-buffet all-you-can-eat place instead
Patatitta
1,380 posts
Joined February 2020
Patatitta

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
nico-
374 posts
Joined September 2019
nico-
fishy eh
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
Oh no!
Cerno
169 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno

YyottaCat wrote:

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
Oh no!
happy yyotta noises
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Cerno wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
Oh no!
happy yyotta noises
is fish seafood
ShinRun
269 posts
Joined November 2020
ShinRun

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,879 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

Cerno wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

Karmine wrote:

You're gonna turn into a fish if you eat too much sea food.
Oh no!
happy yyotta noises
is fish seafood
yes
Karmine
1,034 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
That's a nice magic trick!
Cerno
169 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
hey free food
Stomiks
9,038 posts
Joined March 2021
Topic Starter
Stomiks

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
Hell nah. My anus would literally split in half if that happens. I already have so many anal fissures from my diarrhea to begin with.
HoosierTransfer
279 posts
Joined October 2021
HoosierTransfer
bruh i eat 2 much seafood and i am fine
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

Cerno wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
hey free food
no
Cerno
169 posts
Joined November 2019
Cerno

z0z wrote:

Cerno wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
hey free food
no
it’s called recycling mate
ShinRun
269 posts
Joined November 2020
ShinRun

Cerno wrote:

z0z wrote:

Cerno wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Update: I now have severe diarrhea. Some of the food didn't even digest properly. They were still like how I swallowed them whole ):
Lmao imagine a whole lobster come out your ass
hey free food
no
it’s called recycling mate
Normal shit is just discounted version
abraker
Global Moderator
8,356 posts
Joined July 2014
abraker
Yeaaa I am not ever getting my money's worth when going to a buffet cause I tap out after 2-3 plates
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

abraker wrote:

Yeaaa I am not ever getting my money's worth when going to a buffet cause I tap out after 2-3 plates
Solution: don't go to a buffet.
Puck_
254 posts
Joined January 2020
Puck_

YyottaCat wrote:

abraker wrote:

Yeaaa I am not ever getting my money's worth when going to a buffet cause I tap out after 2-3 plates
Solution: don't go to a buffet.
Permanent solution: Don't go outside
Scyla
71 posts
Joined February 2022
Scyla
Putok batok boss
Hoshimegu Mio
1,110 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

Puck- wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

abraker wrote:

Yeaaa I am not ever getting my money's worth when going to a buffet cause I tap out after 2-3 plates
Solution: don't go to a buffet.
Permanent solution: Don't go outside
Not permanent enough. Just die.
Karmine
1,034 posts
Joined November 2015
Karmine

Puck- wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

abraker wrote:

Yeaaa I am not ever getting my money's worth when going to a buffet cause I tap out after 2-3 plates
Solution: don't go to a buffet.
Permanent solution: Don't go outside
I like that.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
I really enjoy a dish of spaghetti with Bolognese sauce. It is definitely one of my favourite meals.
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