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hipster
TAKING IT 🤑🔥

free Splatoon amiibo, dlc, merch, etc.
lostsilver
yes boiii

octoling cuddle
synthwavesquid
i don't really like being touched (let alone cuddled) so i'll pass

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an immortal cuttlefish companion that floats next to you
MrMcMikey22
Yey, I'll call it Pufffish!

Also it somehow looks a bit like Puffball huh.....

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I'll give you a duct tape.
Farfocele
yes.

Modded Custom Keyboard? (with a surprise)
JustABeginner
I would.
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Your medical bill paid off.
Farfocele
ye, sure.

il vaticano
JustABeginner
No thanks, not into deep of a chess.
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A member card to access any VIP or Patreon section.
lostsilver
sure i guess

lostsilver wrote:

will you hug strangled red (real name is steven stoughton)?
he's a little hesitant about attention, but if you're polite he'll let you hug him
Wimpy Cursed
no

become a ship
Farfocele
no

a copy of GTA VI?
lostsilver
no thanks

lostsilver wrote:

will you hug strangled red (real name is steven stoughton)?
he's a little hesitant about attention, but if you're polite he'll let you hug him
Corne2Plum3
No

Turn into an anthropomorphic animal irl for the rest of your life
JustABeginner
You give me the easy offer. Yup.
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Heading to a Science Fair.
lostsilver
nah not right now, thanks for the offer though

lostsilver wrote:

will you hug strangled red (real name is steven stoughton)?
he's a little hesitant about attention, but if you're polite he'll let you hug him
this time it is forced
Farfocele
Is it forced like en passant? If yes, then i guess so.

Hug a TUYU girl.
JustABeginner
Sure.
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Have a day without posting in Forum Games.
Farfocele
no, but you might want that.

Chess piece lootbox.
JustABeginner
Oh hey, a chess!

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This quality game thread.
Farfocele
ye

Keyboard lootbox for $50.
mqwilliamscom
No. No need

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A box of crayons for about two hours of your time to listen and learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Farfocele
sure.

free keyboard
JustABeginner
If it functions well, yes.
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A grandmaster in Chinese Chess.
Farfocele
sure

Nothing.
JustABeginner
Yes.
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A free pass to abraker's lair.
Farfocele
Yes.

Real-life uno reverse card.
replcu
Y e s

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A Bag of Air
keremaru
No, I don't need a bag of Lay's right now.

A job for a research facility where you don't have to do anything. $80/hr, 40 hours a week, where you are constantly on the clock (overtime applies as sesquiple [1.5x]). But every week, while sleeping, you lose one thing that you've been actively using over anything else. This continues until you either have nothing left or go mad from isolation/paranoia, at which point you receive everything taken away.
lostsilver
no thanks im already crazy enough :33 /j

cookie?
Farfocele
yes.

Keycult keyboard.
replcu
yes

a large jar of nothing
sametdze
yes

me in a cute little package?
Farfocele
yes, i will take a train.

GMK keycaps?
JustABeginner
Yes!
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Let's add some challenge: Secondhand drawing tablet with ripped sticky double sided tape around the drawing pen - used for grip last time.
Farfocele
of course, duh.

You become a tuyu girl for a day.
Aireunaeus
no thanks

you'll become osage-chan for a day
Farfocele
probably not.

Become MrBeast for a day.
lostsilver
frick no

you get a billion cookies (all different flavors)
keremaru
No, I'd rather not have to eat a regurgitated vomit diarrhea cookie after a cinnamon malasada dream cookie.

Whiplash from a retrospective of the past five years of your life.
Farfocele
nah

1v1 on TypeRacer.
JustABeginner
No thanks. Maybe next time.
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Guide on mapping osu! standard.
Farfocele
of course.

Coaching from the best mapper.
JustABeginner
Sure! I'm interested and lucky to learn.
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Ability to learn a new instrument.
Farfocele
sure.

Ability to learn expert-level TETR.IO play
Nanofranne
No cause I don't play it nor do I wanted to

Ability to handle the hottest food and spice ever made
lostsilver
yes actually, normally i can't eat even a hot cheeto

same offer
Nanofranne
Ofc. I always enjoy hot food. I'm an authentic Indonesian after all

You can pilot a plane. Just the ability for it, however
AxisPraxisMDS
Yes, I want To Doing Crazy thing with it, Almost crashing it,


A Recent Centurion tank
MrMcMikey22
Yey! I'll take that tank.

Okay uhhhhhhh who wants to get a cookie?
Farfocele
yes.

A coaching session with mythicalrocket for typing.
synthwavesquid
sure, i guess? i dunno it gives me something to do

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free n dog plushie

lostsilver
YES YES YES YED YES YES EYSBDNEDFFNMGK

silly plushie of your choice
Farfocele
yes.

Ownership of the Belgium town of Silly.
lostsilver
yes please

huggy? please?
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Farfocele
yes

$19 fortnite card. Who wants it?
Corne2Plum3
why not?

Becoming a werewolf
Farfocele
no.

Becoming a furry.
synthwavesquid
i'm not that far-off from counting as one, but no

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a portal that allows you to teleport to the setting of your second-to-last played game at any time. note the portal's location changes whenever the second-to-last game changes
burgernfat
sure

a Panzer I
Farfocele
ye sure

A keycult keyboard.
JustABeginner
Sure!
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A ticket to help overcome your phobias.
Farfocele
sure.

10% discount code to keychron keyboards
JustABeginner
Sure! It really helps to give some to other friends too.
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A big birthday gift that you really need on your 21st or 30th or 40th - depend on which age you haven't reach first.
Nanofranne
so... 30th? Idk what it'll be myself. Ehh, fine I guess

A food voucher coupon but you have to share your purchased food with a stranger as a requirement
Farfocele
sure. hopefully the stranger isn't Jeff Bezos.

Blank checks.
Serraionga
nah

a pirated nintendo 3ds full to the brim with games
Farfocele
sure.

The standard offer regarding bans on wikipedia.
B0ii
idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
Farfocele

B0ii wrote:

idk anything about that, but i decline it

a bottle of [redacted]'s pheromones
Wikipedia's standard offer.

OT: Nope.

A stenography keyboard.
AxisPraxisMDS
Nah, confusing to me


A Female and Femboy Bodyguard that Had pulse rifle from hl2
Farfocele
ye.

A comically sized stick to bonk people with.
Aireunaeus
too violent in real world, would be arrested, no

Living in Switzerland
AxisPraxisMDS
mmh, kinda, if there was Some Muslim places, im in


A Coat where Upon death While wearing it, You get Reincarnated To World Of your Choices.
Aireunaeus
Sure af

Living the life you always wanted, but you lose your family
Farfocele
sure.

You get typing coaching from Mythicalrocket.
Aireunaeus
who

A one time opportunity on a trip to japan for free
Farfocele
take it.

Same as my last post (Rocket is #1 on MonkeyType.)
Stomiks
Don't care

You die
Farfocele
Leaving it.

You become the GOAT of current F1 drivers. (Max Verstappen)
AxisPraxisMDS
Ill take it

A Custom 350Z That Can reach 310 KPH
Farfocele
yeah, i'll take it.

You become an F1 pay driver.
mothmoon
nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )
Farfocele

mothmoon wrote:

nah, doesn't sound too fun....

become a cat ( not a catgirl, just. a cat )
Depends on the cat, but i think i will take it.

A keyboard.
great_elmo
Will definitely take the keyboard.

Spend a day with ppy
Stomiks
I'd rather spend a day with hitler

Knowing what a person really thinks of you
TGGD
yea, i take it!
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a magical orb that grants ur every wish (yes anything)
Farfocele
yes.

You become swedish (bad)
Stomiks
Compared to being a filipino it's like a blessing from god

You become a woman
[TCD] Dzar03
Not too bad I think

You become an anime character, but as the role of NPC
AxisPraxisMDS
Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing
Farfocele

AxisPraxisMDS wrote:

Ok, But, If i was the villain im in

You get Isekai'd But, Same world as we live in, But The world is plagued with Street racing
If formula 1 exists there too i'm in

A pic of my btd6 profile.
synthwavesquid
i... don't really see what i'd get out of that, so no i guess

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pipe bomb
lostsilver
yes please :)

a bag of chocolate covered pretzels ^^
sametdze
chocolate is mid, no sir


go home
Corne2Plum3
I'm already in

ability to turn into a werewolf whenever you want
synthwavesquid
if you let me exchange the "wolf" for a different animal then sure

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elite-level gaming skills in the most recent game you played
MangaGrumpy
HEEECKK YEEEEAAAAAHHHHH

a piece of cloth that can become any article of clothing you wish
Corne2Plum3
Yes

Pizza with Pineapple on it
sametdze
honestly yeah not that bad!

a trip to the moon?
Farfocele
yes.

The 6969th post? Just kidding, you can't get it anyway.

Ability to take great photos, as long as they are of liminal spaces, dreamcore, or weirdcore.
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