That's it I'm doing it.[ Sebastian ] wrote:
You come to my house way too often. Am I going to have to file a restraining order?
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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?
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please do
Anaxii wrote:
My bed was not made for two people AAAAAA
well, mine too...
Considering the pfp: I would kidnap her.
Considering the person: Win at chess and then call the police.
Considering the person: Win at chess and then call the police.
Counter-Win at chess and call the police.
En passant and lock him out.
en passant out of existing
Drag him back and handcuff him with the bed frame.
call animal control
Handcuff both hands onto the bedframe.
Next... to... him? euhhhhh...
I'd say good morning with a shaky voice, surely.
I'd say good morning with a shaky voice, surely.
Oh, ohayo!
Greeting him back! \o/
Greeting him back! \o/
jump out of the window and still call animal control
thought I killed you
same
...
Man, put the gun away please?
i'd scream so hard i'd die from screaming too hard
Revive Farfocele like how I revive this thread.
get out, preferably
same
cuddle 
headpat
Lock Farfocele in a room with me.Farfocele wrote:
get out, preferably
Now there's no way of escaping.
oh hello, my old enemy.
Frenemies, happy 2024. You've been asleep for days.
i am not as much as an FG person as back in the day, knowing life some still know me as the forum gamer though.JustABeginner wrote:
Frenemies, happy 2024. You've been asleep for days.
Same. I just feel like being in here whenever I want to.
User Farfocele and JustABeginner commence chatting.
User Farfocele and JustABeginner commence chatting.
would you like a blahaj in those trying times?
here's a coffee ☕
i'd feel safe and fall back asleep
strike up a chat
i would use you as a bodypillow!
CUDDLE
NAGATORO IS SO CUTE
NAGATORO IS SO CUTE
"hi, how are you"
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"HOLY F- you are the guy from FNF?????"
"a-ah! yes, i am... you startled me... hehe..."
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."Farfocele wrote:
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"lostsilver wrote:
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."Farfocele wrote:
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."Farfocele wrote:
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"lostsilver wrote:
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."Farfocele wrote:
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."
"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
"I'll be going back to sleep, and i hope you guys leave..."lostsilver wrote:
"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."Farfocele wrote:
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"lostsilver wrote:
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."Farfocele wrote:
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."
"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
"ah, yes... we'll leave. again, i'm so sorry for disturbing you."Farfocele wrote:
"I'll be going back to sleep, and i hope you guys leave..."lostsilver wrote:
Farfocele wrote:
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"lostsilver wrote:
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."Farfocele wrote:
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"lostsilver wrote:
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."Farfocele wrote:
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"lostsilver wrote:
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."
"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
*grabs bambi by the ear*
"OW!!- ow, ow, ow, ow!!! Dave!!!"
"Thanks. *sleeps*"
YESS!!Farfocele wrote:
would you like a blahaj in those trying times?
headpats?
*headpats*
lead them to the exit.
Bonk
Be confused for a while and then back to sleep I go
get them out of my room
pat head then escort out of my room politely
hug (and then escort them out of my house)
then lets rant on ot after someone criticizes us on disc 
hi how'd you get in my house also can you please leave thank you so much
Well, great. You're cool, but leave please.
*Poke poke* t-they're real?!
hello ma'am
ill just.... ill leave
ill just.... ill leave
Kitty! Wait, when did I get a fifth cat?
uh hi
please leave
please leave
dave: bro no i need that please dont steal it waiittt--B0ii wrote:
im stealing your wheelchair
bambi: dont steal his wheelchair! steal his desktop computer instead, you'll get more money from it
dave: BAMBI NO--
ot: stare at you then steal your soul so you cant move anymore and so you cant take anyones stuff
drive them out of my house
dave: thank you! also can you get me my wheelchair back pleaseFarfocele wrote:
drive them out of my house
ot: headpat
I'm sorry, I can't do that...lostsilver wrote:
dave: thank you! also can you get me my wheelchair back pleaseFarfocele wrote:
drive them out of my house
ot: headpat
OT: Hug, and then drive out of the house.
jokes on you, you're taking my old $30 mechanical keyboard with some missing keycaps!keremaru wrote:
i'm taking your clickiest keyboards and i'm leaving
OT: oh shit, where am I
Like I said, throw the shark, but this time saving the kid
get them out of the house.
dave: hi.... uhm.. can you leave please?
*bambi lays there and stares at you*
bambi: haywood...? who's that?
dave: uh... someone from the forums.. you're fine, cornwall. just go back to sleep..
bambi: ...meh okay *goes back to sleep*
(sorry i just like doing silly dialogue like dis :3)
*bambi lays there and stares at you*
bambi: haywood...? who's that?
dave: uh... someone from the forums.. you're fine, cornwall. just go back to sleep..
bambi: ...meh okay *goes back to sleep*
(sorry i just like doing silly dialogue like dis :3)
would also request you to leave, probably.
Hey, wanna see my osu!mania skills?
remove
Ask for forgiveness
Escort them from the premises of my settlement.
keremaru wrote:
i'm taking your clickiest keyboards and i'm leaving
not much of a threat, there's one with missing keycaps that costs like $30.keremaru wrote:
keremaru wrote:
i'm taking your clickiest keyboards and i'm leaving
OT: Please leave my house.
please leave my house, you're spilling water all over the place
lets stay next to each other just for a little while longer
Leave unless you teach me osu
why?sadave wrote:
lets stay next to each other just for a little while longer
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leave now