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What would you do if you woke up next to the person above you?

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-Kori
run
Aireunaeus
uuhhhhh
anaxii
HATSUNE MIKU
DeletedUser_32597938

I AM VERY SMART wrote:

HATSUNE MIKU
meow
keremaru
Probably adopt.
DM FOR MUTUAL
????????? wtf why is my bed pink now
anaxii
Eat their borgor
[ Sebastian ]
Get outta my house plz
B0ii
I'm calling animal control
TGGD
I would delete you out of existence
Farfocele
please leave my house
DeletedUser_32597938
ok but what if it were literally anyone else
Farfocele

an actual cat wrote:

ok but what if it were literally anyone else
It's a cat! Sorry though, i already have a dog and that is a bit too much already.
[ Sebastian ]

B0ii wrote:

I'm calling animal control
Animal control doesn't work on Pokémon

OT: Hi there TUYU person. Why are you on my bed?
Farfocele
how did i end up with a pokemon in my bed...
Wimpy Cursed
Let's blast some TUYU
Farfocele
Great, but why are you in my room?
anaxii
I will cry
Rezq Gokou
cuddle
anaxii
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Farfocele
hello there
KimAriel
hehehehehehehehe
misswatterson
order me pizza and I'll let you stay
Farfocele
how'd you get into my house
JustABeginner
Bring him to his own room and lock my room door whenever I'm inside.
Farfocele
send to jesus
[ Sebastian ]
I forgot to lock my door again :/
lostsilver
uhm my good sir, please get back in your pokeball (unless you want cuddles, then you can stay)
DeletedUser_32597938
I would make you breakfast probably (cat food)
Farfocele
pet
[ Sebastian ]
You come to my house way too often. Am I going to have to file a restraining order?
Farfocele
i think it'd be for the best, seeing as the reverse is also true
DeletedUser_32597938
I would make you lunch probably (also cat food)
Farfocele
headpats
emajakolic
if i woke up next to farfocele, i would make him/her breakfast and uh yea do whatever they want me to do lmao
MrMcMikey22
idk what to do when I wake up, so I just try to sleep a little more.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Farfocele
huh... please leave
anaxii
My bed was not made for two people AAAAAA
kaedori
go back to sleep
Farfocele
run.
worst eu player
󠀡󠀡
Farfocele
what
[ Sebastian ]

[ Sebastian ] wrote:

You come to my house way too often. Am I going to have to file a restraining order?
That's it I'm doing it.
Farfocele
please do
anaxii

Anaxii wrote:

My bed was not made for two people AAAAAA
Farfocele
well, mine too...
Behrauder
Considering the pfp: I would kidnap her.

Considering the person: Win at chess and then call the police.
Farfocele
Counter-Win at chess and call the police.
JustABeginner
En passant and lock him out.
Farfocele
en passant out of existing
JustABeginner
Drag him back and handcuff him with the bed frame.
Farfocele
call animal control
JustABeginner
Handcuff both hands onto the bedframe.
Nuuskamuikkunen
Next... to... him? euhhhhh...

I'd say good morning with a shaky voice, surely.
JustABeginner
Oh, ohayo!
Greeting him back! \o/
Farfocele
jump out of the window and still call animal control
Wimpy Cursed
thought I killed you
Farfocele
same
Corne2Plum3
...
JustABeginner
Man, put the gun away please?
Farfocele
i'd scream so hard i'd die from screaming too hard
JustABeginner
Revive Farfocele like how I revive this thread.
Farfocele
get out, preferably
B0ii
throw them out a window
Farfocele
same
lostsilver
cuddle :)
Farfocele
headpat
JustABeginner

Farfocele wrote:

get out, preferably
Lock Farfocele in a room with me.
Now there's no way of escaping.
Farfocele
oh hello, my old enemy.
JustABeginner
Frenemies, happy 2024. You've been asleep for days.
Farfocele

JustABeginner wrote:

Frenemies, happy 2024. You've been asleep for days.
i am not as much as an FG person as back in the day, knowing life some still know me as the forum gamer though.
JustABeginner
Same. I just feel like being in here whenever I want to.
User Farfocele and JustABeginner commence chatting.
Farfocele
would you like a blahaj in those trying times?
Wimpy Cursed
here's a coffee ☕
lostsilver
i'd feel safe and fall back asleep
Farfocele
strike up a chat
anaxii
i would kick you from my bed

i would use you as a bodypillow!
lostsilver
CUDDLE
NAGATORO IS SO CUTE
Farfocele
"hi, how are you"
lostsilver
"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
anaxii
"HOLY F- you are the guy from FNF?????"
lostsilver
"a-ah! yes, i am... you startled me... hehe..."
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"
"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."

"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
Farfocele

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"
"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."

"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
"I'll be going back to sleep, and i hope you guys leave..."
lostsilver

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

Farfocele wrote:

lostsilver wrote:

"good thank you :) i'll get up outta here and leave you be, my friend, i'm sorry if i disturbed you"
"nah, let's have a chat, if you'd like"
"hm... sure! what would you like to talk about? i'm open to anything! especially stuff about my sweet Bambi... hehe..."
"first off... who are you and how did you get into my house"
"ah... my name's Dave Haywood, and... i think i mistook your house for mine. so... sorry... i was really, REALLY tired last night, so my brain basically wasn't functioning at all. so i probably walked in and didn't realize it wasn't my house... haha..."
"that's gotta be impossible, there are security systems, did you get past all of them"

"...i have no clue. they must've been turned off."
*looks around and sees a broken window*
"ah- BAMBI! did you break into this guy's house!?"
"..."
"yea."

"ugh... i'm sorry. Bambi does that sometimes..."
"I'll be going back to sleep, and i hope you guys leave..."
"ah, yes... we'll leave. again, i'm so sorry for disturbing you."
*grabs bambi by the ear*
"OW!!- ow, ow, ow, ow!!! Dave!!!"
Farfocele
"Thanks. *sleeps*"
JustABeginner

Farfocele wrote:

would you like a blahaj in those trying times?
YESS!!
Farfocele
headpats?
Rhythm32
A hug and a blanket.
lostsilver
*headpats*
Reyalp51
scream and die
Farfocele
lead them to the exit.
Kolon Dee
hit a mean nae nae
AxisPraxisMDS
Bonk
B0ii
punt
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