Bonjour to all denizens and dwellers and lurkers of this god's blursed forum. I am eblf2013, former parliament member and a denizen of the 7th generation.
I am announcing my candidacy for being da president of OT because, first, I like this place, second, I would like to make this a better place for new and oldfags to shitpost and be more united.
Some of my most memorable threads include: The OT stew pots, the foretelling stand, my lemonade thread. And possibly my most honorable act: I helped abraker communicate when OT was invaded and abraker's account was possessed.
I aim for OT denizenship requirements to be less dramatic and inclusive, to bring harmony between furries, weebs and mentally sane people, and to make a golden statue of myself with the denizen's taxes... I mean... to make a golden quality renting for people with the denizen's taxes, as well as the encouragement of threads, defense of OT against external alien forces, and a new plate of free cookies.