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Stomiks wrote:
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone."z0z wrote:
i just realized that the yoshikire kira copypasta might be from jojo???
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Apparently pepster is considering closing down puush, that will be sad.
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
thats a rough translation though
It is celebrated in a similar way here, but here's in July.Polyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
same, april for us. all kids under 18 gets like a 4 day breakeblf2013 wrote:
It is celebrated in a similar way here, but here's in July.Polyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
yeah, is such a nice day. we bought a giant cake and other things to celebrate with themPolyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
thats a rough translation though
The whaaaaaat, here it's just a sunday in the middle of summer vacation.Cerno wrote:
same, april for us. all kids under 18 gets like a 4 day breakeblf2013 wrote:
It is celebrated in a similar way here, but here's in July.Polyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
Venezuelan school vacations (yes, even university) are long af tho so, eh xd
lucky bastards, do yall got christmas break as well like the americanseblf2013 wrote:
The whaaaaaat, here it's just a sunday in the middle of summer vacation.Cerno wrote:
same, april for us. all kids under 18 gets like a 4 day breakeblf2013 wrote:
It is celebrated in a similar way here, but here's in July.Polyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
Venezuelan school vacations (yes, even university) are long af tho so, eh xd
Registrations have been closed for years I think but I still use it all the time, please don't close itsilmarilen wrote:
Apparently pepster is considering closing down puush, that will be sad.
Yes. A whole month from late december to early january.Cerno wrote:
lucky bastards, do yall got christmas break as well like the americanseblf2013 wrote:
The whaaaaaat, here it's just a sunday in the middle of summer vacation.Cerno wrote:
same, april for us. all kids under 18 gets like a 4 day breakeblf2013 wrote:
It is celebrated in a similar way here, but here's in July.Polyspora wrote:
it sounds so wrong coming from igor, but its actually pretty cool, parents give something that the kid has been asking for in a long timeManishh wrote:
Bruh is there a day like that??igorsprite wrote:
happy children's day (in brazil).
Venezuelan school vacations (yes, even university) are long af tho so, eh xd
Sadly the vacation thing does not apply in work environment and at most you get two free weeks yearly, unless you're a teacher or so.
personally I don't care. The UI looks like something from 2000s, plus the links aren't saved permanently (iirc it's 6 months) then it's gone. Every thread using it (for example images) are not working.Karmine wrote:
Registrations have been closed for years I think but I still use it all the time, please don't close itsilmarilen wrote:
Apparently pepster is considering closing down puush, that will be sad.
I like the fact that it deletes after some time, no need to clean it myself.Corne2Plum3 wrote:
personally I don't care. The UI looks like something from 2000s, plus the links aren't saved permanently (iirc it's 6 months) then it's gone. Every thread using it (for example images) are not working.Karmine wrote:
Registrations have been closed for years I think but I still use it all the time, please don't close itsilmarilen wrote:
Apparently pepster is considering closing down puush, that will be sad.
Also with sharex integration I almost never use the site and it saves a copy of all the screenshots I make locally.
It's not made for long term saving but it's great for sharing something quickly.
Also it only deletes if the file hasn't been viewed for some time, so something that's actually viewed often will stay like the podcast file on this guy's profile that's been here for at least 6 years apparently.
Puush is (or was) a Image hosting website created by the man himself, Peppy. It seems that puush won’t work anymore, but the Website still works though (kinda).Scyla wrote:
What is puush?
Sugarcane paper does not taste like sugar.
How did you learn that?eblf2013 wrote:
Sugarcane paper does not taste like sugar.
I bought a sugarcane paper notebook.Karmine wrote:
How did you learn that?eblf2013 wrote:
Sugarcane paper does not taste like sugar.
Sugarcane paper is almost identical to normal paper, but it seems to resist water better than normal paper. Also it costs literally the same as other notebooks. Yeah, the minecraft recipe was based on it.
The pictures in my sig are puush and they've been there for almost 10 years now.Karmine wrote:
Also it only deletes if the file hasn't been viewed for some time, so something that's actually viewed often will stay like the podcast file on this guy's profile that's been here for at least 6 years apparently.
Thanks 😊Scyla wrote:
Good luck to all people who has exams this week
The last 10 people I talked to in Discord are almost all from different countries lmao.
the power of an international applicationeblf2013 wrote:
The last 10 people I talked to in Discord are almost all from different countries lmao.
z0z wrote:
the power of an international applicationeblf2013 wrote:
The last 10 people I talked to in Discord are almost all from different countries lmao.
was just watching youtube when they forced a site design update, was pretty jarring.
now everything's got rounded corners and pointless boxes. I'm not a fan of the new dark mode colors either, text feels too bright now and the grey in the boxes stands out too much compared to the video and thumbnails.
also there's a translucent gradient effect around the video player, gets kind of obnoxious with certain videos.
thats optional, called "ambient mode"
subscribe button is no longer red. even in light theme its black now. :/
now everything's got rounded corners and pointless boxes. I'm not a fan of the new dark mode colors either, text feels too bright now and the grey in the boxes stands out too much compared to the video and thumbnails.
thats optional, called "ambient mode"
subscribe button is no longer red. even in light theme its black now. :/
I swear youtube just makes the worst decisions to spite its users.
so dramatic it looks great
What are you talking about it looks horrible
Youtube never stops amazing me on how worse can they make their interface.
this is why i have auto update turned off on my phone, looked it up and it’s horrendous
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bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
I discovered how to use lemongrass and now I'm adding it to everything.
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you".
now do the math x.x
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
".now do the math x.x
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
I could believe it tho. Sadly relatively common to happen here.Stomiks wrote:
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
yeah, it's a bit weird xd. at least her daughter seems fine.eblf2013 wrote:
I could believe it tho. Sadly relatively common to happen here.Stomiks wrote:
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
teenage pregnancies do happenigorsprite wrote:
yeah, it's a bit weird xd. at least her daughter seems fine.eblf2013 wrote:
I could believe it tho. Sadly relatively common to happen here.Stomiks wrote:
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
It's ban here but still might happen in rural areas, the sad part is that such a small girl is getting married to big guy
this is why we should educate people in this stuff instead of censoring itz0z wrote:
teenage pregnancies do happenigorsprite wrote:
yeah, it's a bit weird xd. at least her daughter seems fine.eblf2013 wrote:
I could believe it tho. Sadly relatively common to happen here.Stomiks wrote:
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
i know, but it's surprising. she was basically saying that her mom got pregnant at 13/14 yo.z0z wrote:
teenage pregnancies do happenigorsprite wrote:
yeah, it's a bit weird xd. at least her daughter seems fine.eblf2013 wrote:
I could believe it tho. Sadly relatively common to happen here.Stomiks wrote:
That's really sus coming from you thoughigorsprite wrote:
funny (or not) short story:
i was talking to a 6 yo girl and she asked my age and i answered "i am 19", then she said "my mom is the same age as you
now do the math x.x
literally me right when I installed geometry dash xDAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
its already over? damnB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
felt like a completely normal day hereB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
Same.
halloween only happened and nothing elseCerno wrote:
felt like a completely normal day hereB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
The funny part is at every halloween, teenagers are just throwing eggs and shaving cream at people around the schoolz0z wrote:
halloween only happened and nothing elseCerno wrote:
felt like a completely normal day hereB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
Switzerland is indeed an extremely safe countryAireunaeus wrote:
The funny part is at every halloween, teenagers are just throwing eggs and shaving cream at people around the schoolz0z wrote:
halloween only happened and nothing elseCerno wrote:
felt like a completely normal day hereB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
hence why their flag is a big plusCerno wrote:
Switzerland is indeed an extremely safe countryAireunaeus wrote:
The funny part is at every halloween, teenagers are just throwing eggs and shaving cream at people around the schoolz0z wrote:
halloween only happened and nothing elseCerno wrote:
felt like a completely normal day hereB0ii wrote:
Halloween was great
I had no idea today was the day I reached my 115th month in osu!
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
Coincidence? I think not!
you just go to the exam and write whatever feels the most ok to write for each question, easyz0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
That moment when one of the anime you like is one of those that is hard to understand, but nobody so far has written an explaination for it so you actually gotta squeeze your brain by rewatching it several times to understand it perfectly.
Also, the creator is notorious for being incredibly troll when you ask him for explainations, leaving you even more confused.
Also, the creator is notorious for being incredibly troll when you ask him for explainations, leaving you even more confused.
Champions League draw just happened.
good news is ro16 starts in february so liverpool can fix their midfield by then
bad news is we rolled real madrid
good news is ro16 starts in february so liverpool can fix their midfield by then
bad news is we rolled real madrid
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
Yooooo good.Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
Wtf is going onAireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
I go back to school after 1 week of holidays, first class of the day...
...and the teacher wasn't here.
...and the teacher wasn't here.
Aireunaeus before exam vs Aireunaeus after exams are delayed
At this point you should be ready for the exam right?Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
procrastinating intensifiesStomiks wrote:
At this point you should be ready for the exam right?Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
once the words “ill do it later” comes out of a man’s mouth, it’s never gonna be donez0z wrote:
procrastinating intensifiesStomiks wrote:
At this point you should be ready for the exam right?Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
Gotta be before deathCerno wrote:
once the words “ill do it later” comes out of a man’s mouth, it’s never gonna be donez0z wrote:
procrastinating intensifiesStomiks wrote:
At this point you should be ready for the exam right?Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
right
RIGHT?
Nah, it should be on the Afterlifeabraker wrote:
Gotta be before deathCerno wrote:
once the words “ill do it later” comes out of a man’s mouth, it’s never gonna be donez0z wrote:
procrastinating intensifiesStomiks wrote:
At this point you should be ready for the exam right?Aireunaeus wrote:
GREAT NEWS, THE EXAM HAS BEEN DELAYED AGAIN!!!Aireunaeus wrote:
I guess i was lucky, because my teacher had to delay the exam TWICE.z0z wrote:
you can't go yolo if you don't know how to[RUE]Bambinex wrote:
dw man just go yolo mode and it's going to turn out greatAireunaeus wrote:
bruh it's 9pm and i haven't even studied for the exam tomorrow yet. im dead 💀
right
RIGHT?
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i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
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i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
He should do quite the opposite, stop getting close to anything that isn't an adultManishh wrote:
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
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i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
why? i'm inoffensive ;~;Karmine wrote:
He should do quite the opposite, stop getting close to anything that isn't an adultManishh wrote:
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
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i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
performance art is really good, nice pfpigorsprite wrote:
why? i'm inoffensive ;~;Karmine wrote:
He should do quite the opposite, stop getting close to anything that isn't an adultManishh wrote:
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
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i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
ty, she is kinda attractivePolyspora wrote:
performance art is really good, nice pfpigorsprite wrote:
why? i'm inoffensive ;~;Karmine wrote:
He should do quite the opposite, stop getting close to anything that isn't an adultManishh wrote:
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
update: community/forums/topics/1672566?n=1
i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
igorsprite wrote:
ty, she is kinda attractivePolyspora wrote:
performance art is really good, nice pfpigorsprite wrote:
why? i'm inoffensive ;~;Karmine wrote:
He should do quite the opposite, stop getting close to anything that isn't an adultManishh wrote:
its simple, you dont talk with themigorsprite wrote:
update: community/forums/topics/1672566?n=1
i just cried because i don't know how to talk with adults irl 😩
Today, My monitor broke 😔
hello, is there someting interesting to say, which noone cares
What?Aireunaeus wrote:
hello, is there someting interesting to say, which noone cares
whatKarmine wrote:
What?Aireunaeus wrote:
hello, is there someting interesting to say, which noone cares
/wɒt/
pronoun
1.
asking for information specifying something.
"what is your name?"
2.
the thing or things that (used in specifying something).
"what we need is a commitment"
determiner
1.
asking for information specifying something.
"what time is it?"
2.
(referring to the whole of an amount) whatever.
"he had been robbed of what little money he had"
adverb
1.
to what extent?
"what does it matter?"
2.
used to indicate an estimate or approximation.
"see you, what, about four?"
VODKA!Aireunaeus wrote:
hello, is there someting interesting to say, which noone cares
Scyla wrote:
VODKA!Aireunaeus wrote:
hello, is there someting interesting to say, which noone cares
Vodka
Alcoholic BeverageVodka is a clear distilled alcoholic beverage. Different varieties originated in Poland, Russia, and Sweden. Vodka is composed mainly of water and ethanol but sometimes with traces of impurities and flavourings. Wikipedia
Density: 970 kg/m³
such a classicCorne2Plum3 wrote:
Real chad shares it from the original sourceCorne2Plum3 wrote:
Fuck reuploaders
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dFAncs8CxE I made a meme
granted I doubt anyone here would actually relate to it (:
granted I doubt anyone here would actually relate to it (:
6 am, it's raning and still dark
skip morning classes maybe
skip morning classes maybe
I tried french press coffee for the first time and I now love it.
If this hasn't received posts in nine days, means that people here have been having funny and interesting lives.
That's a short lived blessing now.
Damn I didn't realizeeblf2013 wrote:
If this hasn't received posts in nine days, means that people here have been having funny and interesting lives.