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TealStar

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TealStar wrote:

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Corne2Plum3

TealStar wrote:

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Rimeeny
Rimeeny
number 15, burger king foot fungus...... the last thing you want u your burger king burger is someones foot fungus
Meikyuuiri Tsumi
Or dinosaur's wing???
HoosierTransfer
The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
Strategy
His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand.
The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells.
A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more.
The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball.
However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter.
Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible.
It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value.
In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.
Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage.
When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings.
Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building.
Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox.
If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique.
For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed.
For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa.
They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower.
The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push.
A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted
A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower.
This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower.
The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.
A Hog Rider combined with a Goblin Barrel can be awkward for the opponent to defend against. Timing it so that the Hog Rider is tanking the tower shots for the Goblins is the most effective way to deal damage. However, a Barbarian Barrel can shut this down with minimal Tower damage for a positive Elixir trade, as long as the Goblin Barrel was placed directly on the Tower.
Pairing the Hog Rider with the Balloon can deal devastating damage. If executed properly, the Hog Rider will act as a tank while the Balloon threatens to deal massive damage. The Hog Rider can also destroy any buildings attempting to slow down the combo. However, this combo is very vulnerable to swarms and anti-air cards as neither of the troops target anything but buildings. Additionally, they are easy to separate, due to the disparity in move speeds. Alternatively, the Hog Rider and the Balloon can be played in different lanes to spread the opponent's defenses thin. However, a building or Tornado can bring them back together for an easier defense.
The Hog Rider can be paired with the Lumberjack as both a swarm bait and damage combo. It is a very fast combo with an extremely high damage output potential, so the enemy will likely try to counter it with a swarm. If this happens, use a spell like Arrows to render the opponent defenseless. If they manage to defeat the Lumberjack, the dropped Rage will make the Hog Rider even more dangerous than it normally is.
A fast and deadly combination is the Hog Rider and Mini P.E.K.K.A. combo. Both units are fast but the Mini P.E.K.K.A. does much more damage and does not attack only buildings so the Mini P.E.K.K.A. can deal with troops like the Executioner and Musketeer. However, this combo can be defeated with swarms like Skeleton Army, which will defeat both of them since neither of them can deal area damage. They are also unable to target air troops, so the Minion Horde can stop this easily.
A risky play is to deploy the Hog Rider at the bridge as soon as the match starts. If the opponent does not react fast enough, the Hog Rider will deal a significant amount of damage to the Princess Tower. This can also allow the player to quickly scout the opponent's deck if they happen to react to him fast enough.
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TealStar wrote:

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Nuuskamuikkunen


NEXT BUS IS GOING TO... uh...
z0z

eblf2013 wrote:



NEXT BUS IS GOING TO... uh...
Ohio will be eliminated
Corne2Plum3

eblf2013 wrote:



NEXT BUS IS GOING TO... uh...
r/softwaregore
Nuuskamuikkunen

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:



NEXT BUS IS GOING TO... uh...
r/softwaregore
Actually taken from r/PBSOD (Public Blue Screens of Death), OP stated that r/softwaregore does not accept glitchy led screens.
abraker
Corne2Plum3
MangaGrumpy
ShinRun
I’m gonna bring ot gn back when the holiday season start for a few weeks
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Topic Starter
Brainage
about once a month i remember that i have a pinned thread in this cesspit of a forum and i get to scroll up and enjoy the pure cancer you guys post. thank you
B0ii
Ghoulin

abraker wrote:

nobody asked for this
i asked
Nuuskamuikkunen
I have quite a long time without seeing spaghetti portals.
Tad Fibonacci
Been a long time since I've seen spaghetti portals, OT Cowboy on the run, artist skeleboi, John's anime rants, a certain vulpix, a Norwegian gentlemanly penguin, a Philippino lemon, a Canadian euphonium enthusiast, a Vietnamese teletubby, a puzzling journalist, and so many more.

OT is still as retarded as ever, but where are those who share the memory?
Cerno
yah shit where’s coldtooth and sam
Nuuskamuikkunen

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Been a long time since I've seen spaghetti portals, OT Cowboy on the run, artist skeleboi, John's anime rants, a certain vulpix, a Norwegian gentlemanly penguin, a Philippino lemon, a Canadian euphonium enthusiast, a Vietnamese teletubby, a puzzling journalist, and so many more.

OT is still as retarded as ever, but where are those who share the memory?
Tad, stop cutting onions.
z0z

Cerno wrote:

yah shit where’s coldtooth and sam
moved on maybe?
Karmine
You're old, we need some space for a new gen :P
Stomiks
Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
Karmine

Stomiks wrote:

Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
I know, but they're old in OT years
abraker

Karmine wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
I know, but they're old in OT years
I'm ancient by that scale
Karmine

abraker wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
I know, but they're old in OT years
I'm ancient by that scale
You were here before everyone else, kinda like the great-grandpa of OT.
When other oldies come by it's like a vision from the past.
Tad Fibonacci

Karmine wrote:

abraker wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
I know, but they're old in OT years
I'm ancient by that scale
You were here before everyone else, kinda like the great-grandpa of OT.
When other oldies come by it's like a vision from the past.
I wouldn't say 'everyone else'.
Manishh
What is the average year for OT! User when he is not a newfag anymore
Karmine

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Karmine wrote:

abraker wrote:

Karmine wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

Feels weird calling them old since some of them are still teenagers
I know, but they're old in OT years
I'm ancient by that scale
You were here before everyone else, kinda like the great-grandpa of OT.
When other oldies come by it's like a vision from the past.
I wouldn't say 'everyone else'.
I mean among those who are still active, aside from silmarilen dropping by from time to tim
MrMcMikey22
wait wtf how did I not post stuff in this thread for like more than a month?
Karmine

MrMcMikey22 wrote:

wait wtf how did I not post stuff in this thread for like more than a month?
You shitpost everywhere else instead XD
Hanyuu-
s
Corne2Plum3
t
Nikolai
Stomiks
goodbye
Karmine
hello
Nuuskamuikkunen
I walk away
WitherMite
z0z

WitherMite wrote:

too much compression
Tad Fibonacci
Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
Polyspora

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
I think "OT is dying" is something that we are going to hear forever
Stomiks

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
I kind of agree to this. OT isn't really tight-knit anymore, and good threads are barely getting made anymore these days especially since that most new users in the forum don't make threads, let alone good ones.

imo, I think the problem is because new users here are strangely getting younger. When you're young, you don't really take things seriously and don't put as much effort as an older person would. There's barely any drive for younger users to
seriously interact with OT and just as a chat forum and views it as a way to kill time.

But I do have hope that it'll get better. Just gonna stick around for a while until I absolutely have no more drive to post in OT.
Cerno
im honestly considering to ditch ot very soon, but at the same time i dont really want to, cuz im pretty much one of the few active denizens left in gen 8. the recent decline in quality of threads absolutely demotivates me to even bother to check ot

now i wasnt here during the times when ot was thriving back when Tad, Penguin, Tee etc were still active, so i cant say much about my times here compared to theirs

but imo, with the creation of Game Nights during quarantine by Danny and later taken over by Calvin for a short period really brought a portion of this community together like never before, it has since deteriorated with pandemic/quarantine seizing and the lads getting busier

i would like to believe it would improve overtime even if i have left, but i think an experience such as otgn would never be toped again in the foreseeable future
Stomiks
Would be funny if Gen 9 gets named as the Garbage Generation. Speaking of which... when will I become an OT denizen? My 8 months is up and I wanna be the first dumbass to be in the 9th generation.
MrMcMikey22
no me
Cerno

Stomiks wrote:

Would be funny if Gen 9 gets named as the Garbage Generation. Speaking of which... when will I become an OT denizen? My 8 months is up and I wanna be the first dumbass to be in the 9th generation.
Soontm

dunno, but whenever the parliament decides to initiate it ig. So far the members qualified to be in gen 9th i can think of on the top of my head are u, Patatitta, Karmine, Hoosier and Scyla.

Cant tell if some of the ones i mentioned has met the 8 months requirement yet but at least it felt like it’s been 8 months
MrMcMikey22
oh...I am not in the 9th gen then....Maybe 10th? O_O
Corne2Plum3

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
Except if someone else manage to take his place when he will be gone
Karmine

Polyspora wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
I think "OT is dying" is something that we are going to hear forever
There are posts from like 8 years ago saying OT is dying
z0z

Karmine wrote:

Polyspora wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Sometimes I wish Eph would just lock and archive OT. A quick death is probably better than a slow one.
OT is now a ghost of it's former self. Once abraker leaves, OT will go out with a whimper.
I think "OT is dying" is something that we are going to hear forever
There are posts from like 8 years ago saying OT is dying
is ot dying because it's a version you don't remember or vibe with?
Nuuskamuikkunen
There are so many times that "OT is dying" has been said that it lost its meaning.

I've been in deader places.
igorsprite
OT isn't dying, it's just changing 🤔
Stomiks

igorsprite wrote:

OT isn't dying, it's just changing 🤔
Changing for the worst
B0ii
You think OT is dying? Wait until you see the Mafia sub-forum
igorsprite

Stomiks wrote:

igorsprite wrote:

OT isn't dying, it's just changing 🤔
Changing for the worst
i don't think so

i mean, some years ago OT was nice, but today is just different
Nuuskamuikkunen

Stomiks wrote:

igorsprite wrote:

OT isn't dying, it's just changing 🤔
Changing for the worst
Which, in OT terms, it should be good.
Cerno
abraker
OT has been dying at least once a year, and I have been here for around 6 years now. Come here and watch OT burn through layers of hell with me.


Cerno wrote:

the recent decline in quality of threads absolutely demotivates me to even bother to check ot
I'll give a shot to bring back the roleplay in the upcoming week. I don't expect it to remain however. The community was never capable of continuing it after I stopped making threads.

Cerno wrote:

but imo, with the creation of Game Nights during quarantine by Danny and later taken over by Calvin for a short period really brought a portion of this community together like never before, it has since deteriorated with pandemic/quarantine seizing and the lads getting busier
This one is interesting because this has nothing to do with the forums. It has always been about forum quality, but this is the first time it makes about community health.
Nuuskamuikkunen

abraker wrote:

Cerno wrote:

but imo, with the creation of Game Nights during quarantine by Danny and later taken over by Calvin for a short period really brought a portion of this community together like never before, it has since deteriorated with pandemic/quarantine seizing and the lads getting busier
This one is interesting because this has nothing to do with the forums. It has always been about forum quality, but this is the first time it makes about community health.
Well, taking into account that many people joined when they were teens in highschool and now are entering university as adults, as well as who were already adults in uni a couple years ago, now have been working and dealing with irl issues, it was going to happen eventually.

As for re-releasing roleplay, that sounds cool.
Stomiks
Everyone got old.
Cerno
im now a grandpa
Corne2Plum3

Cerno wrote:

im now a grandpa
Karmine
community/forums/topics/691128 does this still verify?
ShinRun
Improving community health can also bring better threads to the forum
MrMcMikey22
still better than discord LOL xD (discord is still good ik, but there's a reason why I am always there at the Off-Topic forum.)
Manishh
The only reason I am still here is because "Forum" Stuff are new concept for me. And why am I only on off-topic? Its because

First, I am lazy to find new forums

Second, I prefer spending more time with one thing rather than spliting the time with multiple things
Karmine

Manishh wrote:

The only reason I am still here is because "Forum" Stuff are new concept for me.
Damn I've been on forums for like 10 years. But it's cool to see that people still discover them now, they're not as ubiquitous as they used to.
abraker

ShinRun wrote:

Improving community health can also bring better threads to the forum
I dont even know where to start with this. Like I can organize events and that is going to lead to cool stuff, but as soon as I stop it's not going to continue. So I don't consider that to be a solution. It's that negative feedback loop that causes things to die down that needs fixing. Whatever is the solution, it has to make it so that denizens are self motivated.

Karmine wrote:

community/forums/topics/691128 does this still verify?
Current thread date is 1,659k's. How tf did we get to the millions already. Anyway still checks out, we are in the

t/Y40k - t/Y60k: OT stagnates
range
Karmine

abraker wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Improving community health can also bring better threads to the forum
I dont even know where to start with this. Like I can organize events and that is going to lead to cool stuff, but as soon as I stop it's not going to continue. So I don't consider that to be a solution. It's that negative feedback loop that causes things to die down that needs fixing. Whatever is the solution, it has to make it so that denizens are self motivated.
I'd love to organise events but I have no idea what to do, there's already a mapping contest and some drawing contests drop from time to time.

Stomiks' last thread made me think of a singing contest but I have no idea who would want to participate in that.
Polyspora

Karmine wrote:

abraker wrote:

ShinRun wrote:

Improving community health can also bring better threads to the forum
I dont even know where to start with this. Like I can organize events and that is going to lead to cool stuff, but as soon as I stop it's not going to continue. So I don't consider that to be a solution. It's that negative feedback loop that causes things to die down that needs fixing. Whatever is the solution, it has to make it so that denizens are self motivated.
I'd love to organise events but I have no idea what to do, there's already a mapping contest and some drawing contests drop from time to time.

Stomiks' last thread made me think of a singing contest but I have no idea who would want to participate in that.
anything that involves the community, be it a puzzle, a contest, roleplaying, newsletter or even telling a story you lived in a interesting and ludic way is worth doing.

shitposting shouldnt be a crime, but it also shouldnt be the main thing you post here



I would love to sing in a singing contest, I can even help you organize it
Karmine
Yeah I'm bad at coming up with good things to do.
For a singing contest you'd have to find a song that everyone can/want to sing or let people sing what they want but that would make it harder to judge.

Also I'm quite busy lately with school and all so I don't really have time to organise stuff.
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'd like to sing too.
z0z
i'll need a replacement for singing
Cerno
sounds cool, i’d be down
Stomiks
If this singing contest is going down then I'm gonna have to up my singing skills
Polyspora

Stomiks wrote:

If this singing contest is going down then I'm gonna have to up my singing skills
its up to karmine
upan
yes
Karmine

Polyspora wrote:

Stomiks wrote:

If this singing contest is going down then I'm gonna have to up my singing skills
its up to karmine
As I said I don't really have the time right now :( maybe in the future unless someone else decides to do it before me
roufou
MrMcMikey22

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cringe anime meme
Manishh

roufou wrote:

WitherMite
my profile learned to count to 4
Stomiks
Huh??????????????????????????????
B0ii
Wha???????????????
Nuuskamuikkunen
The main cause of death in the world is loss of life.
MrMcMikey22
SHITPOST THREAD VS. ITT2

Which ones better lmao
Stomiks
Both are shit
Karmine

Stomiks wrote:

Both are shit
JustABeginner
Why there's a lot of locked threads today?
z0z

JustABeginner wrote:

Why there's a lot of locked threads today?
because it's scyla
TGGD

z0z wrote:

JustABeginner wrote:

Why there's a lot of locked threads today?
because it's scyla
Scyla is Scyla
Karmine
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Aireunaeus
The moment when peppy said

peppy wrote:

This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
I laughed so hard 😂😂😂💀
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