I curse you to be unable to post in the osu! forums.
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everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
Topic Starter
Thanks, just when I thought my panic attacks couldn't get worse.
You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
At least there's something I can get my energy from.
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Unable to react quickly.
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Unable to react quickly.
That's actually kinda useful for some things
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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
could i ask what that song is? imma map it in osu
I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
How long would that loop last?
I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
I'm already used to it. I hate it. c: 😔
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
i guess that's a good way to actually do well in college??? at the expense of college life(or the lack of) of course
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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
Nausea.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
Topic Starter
Okay, going to the closest library and getting successful stories. Thank you!
I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
Better than hair.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
Topic Starter
That's so hippopotamus! I don't know what that word means but I hope it describes how I feel.
I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
sticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfk o
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
I curse you with uncanny ads appearing on every website you go to that has ads.
i curse you to be able to drink water past 10pm (the best water)
that does nothing though
you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
Going to be windy and some other things that shouldn't be happening.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
Topic Starter
Shame on you, people already have trouble understanding me no matter what I speak.
You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
I'm short now.
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Your hands touch to gold.
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Your hands touch to gold.
Topic Starter
You know, I condemned humanity now, you watched that Kurzgesagt video on what would happen?
I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
Better than nothing.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
The ghost in my house always stares at me.
You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
I managed to get up the 10,001st with broken bones.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
that would give me a nosebleed and spray blood everywhere
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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
Uh...
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Being in the Dance Plague.
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Being in the Dance Plague.
party rockers in the house tonight?
You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
My deepest secret isn't that severe.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
Topic Starter
Crap.
On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
seem awkward to me
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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
Less motivated it is.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
what?
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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
Nice.
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Become your worst nightmare.
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Become your worst nightmare.
I'm used to it.
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Overslept at the important things and missed out every time.
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Overslept at the important things and missed out every time.
Noooooooooo
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You grow by 1 inch every day.
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You grow by 1 inch every day.
your feet are now hands
Bruh but useful when playing osu!mania
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Everytime you see the number 727 you fall asleep.
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Everytime you see the number 727 you fall asleep.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
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a random street in your city will turn into a lake for a day, if it happens where you're currently residing, the building you're in will float until the regular street is removed
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a random street in your city will turn into a lake for a day, if it happens where you're currently residing, the building you're in will float until the regular street is removed
oh okay
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you will miss the second-to-last note on every map you play
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you will miss the second-to-last note on every map you play
Gonna play geometry dash then
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You're now a GMT
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You're now a GMT
got ninjaposted
quitting rn
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you'll see that you're walking into a fire at random then when you think about it, the fire goes away
Don't care, never planned to walk to fire, plus would be useful to reduce fire damage.
When you're not alone, you're horny during 18 minutes every hour.
When you're not alone, you're horny during 18 minutes every hour.
Topic Starter
Wait, I'm already like this, crap.
You will NEVER find a shoe of your size in any store.
You will NEVER find a shoe of your size in any store.
Guess I make one.
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Playing silly games in public every time.
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Playing silly games in public every time.
Oh shit
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Everytime you post on Twitter you get ratio'd
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Everytime you post on Twitter you get ratio'd
Topic Starter
Bold of you to assume I still use twitter regularly.
Every time you greet someone you will shout a "woof".
In case you're a furry you won't be able to imitate animals.
Every time you greet someone you will shout a "woof".
In case you're a furry you won't be able to imitate animals.
so basically no more making friends 
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everytime you pee, you will always have that last drop that wont come out until u put ur pants back on
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everytime you pee, you will always have that last drop that wont come out until u put ur pants back on
naur, anything but that
I curse you to take a shot every second you open or look at any electronic devices
I curse you to take a shot every second you open or look at any electronic devices
I don't drink tho >:)
Every time you drink water, you get urinary incontinence out of nowhere for an hour
Every time you drink water, you get urinary incontinence out of nowhere for an hour
Man.
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You yourself are having an input delay - meaning no matter how perfect you hit, it isn't show perfect or maximum score.
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You yourself are having an input delay - meaning no matter how perfect you hit, it isn't show perfect or maximum score.
Topic Starter
Goodbye games that require time precision, so, no more shooters, rhythm, fighting or driving games.
You're cursed with all your pencils writing as a 9H.
You're cursed with all your pencils writing as a 9H.
i hate that
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each liquid you drink will taste more positively flavorful to no end, even when you are overwhelmed
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each liquid you drink will taste more positively flavorful to no end, even when you are overwhelmed
...
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You're literally a furry
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You're literally a furry
Duh.
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You can't speak properly and stutter a lot.
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You can't speak properly and stutter a lot.
Now I'll take something to write on it.
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Every number you see become 727
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Every number you see become 727
the moment when you see it
everything you see became a block.
everything you see became a block.
Topic Starter
Minecraft or lego?
You're cursed with your blood being green.
You're cursed with your blood being green.
The colour is different.
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Your tears will be blood.
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Your tears will be blood.
Guess I'm a daily blood donor now.
You stink 5x more than the average person.
You stink 5x more than the average person.
Nice, I guess.
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You're no longer can eat your favourite food.
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You're no longer can eat your favourite food.
Topic Starter
NOOOOOO.
You're cursed with your teeth being of any color, except white and any of its shades.
You're cursed with your teeth being of any color, except white and any of its shades.
Lil' Gucci.
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Bad luck always hits you.
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Bad luck always hits you.
damn i guess i can't do anything surrounding luck
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your phone's battery drain always accelerates until the phone dies, then it restarts
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your phone's battery drain always accelerates until the phone dies, then it restarts
Time to use portable charger.
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You don't have fingers.
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You don't have fingers.
Topic Starter
you know, screw it.
You're cursed with your screens turning green.
You're cursed with your screens turning green.
terminal interface time
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all your chargeable devices can explode if they hit 100% charge
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all your chargeable devices can explode if they hit 100% charge
I don't charge 100%-
*explodes*
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Your least favourite weather hits at your area everytime.
*explodes*
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Your least favourite weather hits at your area everytime.
Well, might as well stay inside
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Every single Topic you create will die within 10 minutes
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Every single Topic you create will die within 10 minutes
Topic Starter
I'm... sort of used to it... ;w;
The game you've spent most money at turns out to be ftp by next week permanently.
The game you've spent most money at turns out to be ftp by next week permanently.
geometry dash is sometimes referred to as '4$ square game' so idc
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you must fight both a horse-sized duck and 100 duck-sized horses at the same time
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you must fight both a horse-sized duck and 100 duck-sized horses at the same time
So just an easy one-time curse huh?
You will be cancelled everytime you gain mainstream attention.
You will be cancelled everytime you gain mainstream attention.
That kinda sucks
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I curse with fire spreading around you every 15 minutes
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I curse with fire spreading around you every 15 minutes
not a problem if there's no fire to spread
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you wake up on a/the ceiling everyday somehow
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you wake up on a/the ceiling everyday somehow
Not a problem for me 
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I curse you lose you're sense of taste.
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I curse you lose you're sense of taste.
That's me about 25% of the time
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I curse you to have every packet of chips you buy to be so crushed you will have to suck them up with a straw.
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I curse you to have every packet of chips you buy to be so crushed you will have to suck them up with a straw.
I curse you with random items disappearing and reappearing at random times
oh boy can’t wait to lose my skill in osu mania and get it back randomly
I curse you so that it always feels like you need to sneeze but can’t
I curse you so that it always feels like you need to sneeze but can’t
Jokes on you! I don't have a nose!
I curse you with never being able to hold anything
I curse you with never being able to hold anything
i have no grip and i must hold
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i curse you with terrifying visions of alternate worlds... but it's only terrifying by their standards (which may or may not align with your own)
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i curse you with terrifying visions of alternate worlds... but it's only terrifying by their standards (which may or may not align with your own)
that is strikingly intuitive... maybe i will appreciate the informative extra life experience and a hint of inspiration, maybe i will be wracked with the horrors in paranoid paralyzed silence, i will sit and watch either way
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i curse you with the deprivation of one form of conventional sensation (except for the sense of touch) which alternates once per day in an inconsistent order and persists through the entirety of that given day
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i curse you with the deprivation of one form of conventional sensation (except for the sense of touch) which alternates once per day in an inconsistent order and persists through the entirety of that given day
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
I curse you to only be able to speak the 1k most common words in all your languages.
I curse you to only be able to speak the 1k most common words in all your languages.
I curse you to not being able to shit
I don't give a shit. Quite literally.
I curse you with all your keyboards becoming dollar bin equivalents.
I curse you with all your keyboards becoming dollar bin equivalents.
Can type (if speed is not a concern)? Yeah. Can play games? Hell nah.
I curse you with always having that feeling that there's a bug crawling up your legs, but there won't be anything there; just your hair tickling you.
I curse you with always having that feeling that there's a bug crawling up your legs, but there won't be anything there; just your hair tickling you.
You're cruel.
I curse you with both sides of your pillow being warm.
I curse you with both sides of your pillow being warm.
You only perform well only if you are angry or going insane
So essentially become Max Verstappen? Hell yeah!
I curse you with being unable to go within 1km of a blahaj anymore.
I curse you with being unable to go within 1km of a blahaj anymore.
like... effective immediately? because if that's so-
[gets launched 1km to the left straight through at least two buildings and dies instantly]
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i curse you with being possessed (while retaining partial control/awareness) by a random ghost every day
[gets launched 1km to the left straight through at least two buildings and dies instantly]
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i curse you with being possessed (while retaining partial control/awareness) by a random ghost every day
Lord have mercy, those ghosts would make me do crazy things!
I curse you with the inability to hide your true feelings from others, so that you'll literally always speak your mind out loud whenever you have a thought about someone, even if you don't want to.
I curse you with the inability to hide your true feelings from others, so that you'll literally always speak your mind out loud whenever you have a thought about someone, even if you don't want to.
i kinda do have that..?
i curse you with turrete syndrome but instead of ticks you shout a random science term that you don't understead
i curse you with turrete syndrome but instead of ticks you shout a random science term that you don't understead
Depending on how often that happens, it can either be not that bad or a pain in the butt.
I curse you with your computer always performing like a windows 7 era netbook, no matter what specs it has.
I curse you with your computer always performing like a windows 7 era netbook, no matter what specs it has.
tbh my laptop is like 7 years old
i curse you with often stumbilg on flat surfaces
i curse you with often stumbilg on flat surfaces
good thing my living environment is small and easy enough to navigate safely... additionally, i'm fortunate to not need to spend much time walking at all
i curse you with being imperceptible during every time you have anything of significance to say
i curse you with being imperceptible during every time you have anything of significance to say
Does that include cringe things?
I curse you with a random stat of yours plummetting to lowest. Said stat changes everyday
I curse you with a random stat of yours plummetting to lowest. Said stat changes everyday
my interfacing stat plummets to zero one day and while i regain my sense of humanity i can't use a mouse with any precision
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i curse you with having a perpetual twitch chat inside your head. they don't exist in any physical manner, but you can see their messages and sometimes get donation alerts with tts. those donations *do* give you money and you can get more by appeasing your chat
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i curse you with having a perpetual twitch chat inside your head. they don't exist in any physical manner, but you can see their messages and sometimes get donation alerts with tts. those donations *do* give you money and you can get more by appeasing your chat
People around me would think i am crazy but could be worse.
I curse you with becoming the biggest fan of Lewis Hamilton of all time.
You may think it's chill, but it really isn't because your entire life revolves around him.
I curse you with becoming the biggest fan of Lewis Hamilton of all time.
You may think it's chill, but it really isn't because your entire life revolves around him.
i already have enough of a chat to deal with on this channel, so i'm probably going to actually be at -4 at that rate even if i would enjoy sating my human-perspective curiosity on account of having extra opinions on every moment i witness or act upon
at least there is money to survive on
oh
that would be awfully limiting... i adore the thought of it (especially if i could watch someone invest themself in that interest) but i would genuinely hate that in practice, well done
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i curse you with a sensitive medically-idiopathic rash creeping across most of any body you could possibly occupy