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I curse you to never be able to play your favourite games again
I curse you to be allergic to sausages
Topic Starter
I was literally going to have them as lunch today...
I curse you with all pencils, pens and anything you write with start writing with random rainbow colors.
I curse you with all pencils, pens and anything you write with start writing with random rainbow colors.
Nice job dingus, now I mad grrr
I curse you to only speak in german
I curse you to only speak in german
Sorry, Deutsch ist nicht meine Muttersprache.
Ich verfluche dich, wenn alle Spiele, die du liebst, von EA gekauft werden.
Ich verfluche dich, wenn alle Spiele, die du liebst, von EA gekauft werden.
Topic Starter
JOKES ON YOU I LIKE THE SIMS...
As for the rest... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I curse you with being stuck to Windows XP, every time you try to use a computer with a newer operating system, it explodes.
As for the rest... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
I curse you with being stuck to Windows XP, every time you try to use a computer with a newer operating system, it explodes.
I curse you with all your electronic accessories being unable to turn on
I curse you with your PC/laptop having no CPU
Topic Starter
oh... getting a replacement will be easier
I curse you with your chair being made out of cardboard
I curse you with your chair being made out of cardboard
I curse you with getting unsolicited coupons every day for services you don't use.
i curse you to be permanently followed around by a duck wearing a tophat. the duck is immortal and can't be harmed
Ok very nice
I curse you with your pillow farting every 24 hours
I curse you with your pillow farting every 24 hours
pillow poofs out regular air every 24 hours, seems fine most of the time
every time you wake up from sleeping, a building within 100 miles around you collapses excluding the building you're in, the building you live at, and buildings within a mile of either location
every time you wake up from sleeping, a building within 100 miles around you collapses excluding the building you're in, the building you live at, and buildings within a mile of either location
I curse you with the ability to trade your dreams (even the most absurd one) with your life.
I curse you with your osu account being restricted and unrestricted every day
Topic Starter
oh, well.
I curse you with the inability of seeing the color white.
I curse you with the inability of seeing the color white.
dies because i use a dt skin
every hour 1 file gets deleted from your computer
every hour 1 file gets deleted from your computer
I have lots of unimportant files so that'll be fine I guess.
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You have to suffer listening to your worst music genre.
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You have to suffer listening to your worst music genre.
Topic Starter
WHY?!
I curse you with the letter "E" not working in none of the keyboards you write with, and you will also be unable to copy-paste it.
I curse you with the letter "E" not working in none of the keyboards you write with, and you will also be unable to copy-paste it.
Ok.
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You will pay some tax daily.
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You will pay some tax daily.
Topic Starter
Aw crap, I hope it's deducted automatically from my bank account.
You're cursed with your sweat being made of superglue.
You're cursed with your sweat being made of superglue.
Cool, I guess. I smell rubbery.
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I give you lemons as your daily meal and you need to eat it.
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I give you lemons as your daily meal and you need to eat it.
I curse you with immorality, but in turn a spider will always be on your body.
Cool.
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You will stuck in a different dimension but in the same world.
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You will stuck in a different dimension but in the same world.
Topic Starter
I'm 2D! oh...
You're cursed with forgetting what vowels are.
You're cursed with forgetting what vowels are.
qwrtyup?
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You'll be speaking a whole new language and never understand other people anymore and vice versa.
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You'll be speaking a whole new language and never understand other people anymore and vice versa.
Topic Starter
¿JAB? ¿QUÉ ESTÁS DICIENDO? NOOOOOOOOO.
I curse you with your vocabulary being reduced to 10 words.
I curse you with your vocabulary being reduced to 10 words.
the i, be to and have i
when it rains near you, all falling water shifts a cm towards you per meter fallen
when it rains near you, all falling water shifts a cm towards you per meter fallen
a
i curse you to get random pizzas with toppings you don't like every day.
i curse you to get random pizzas with toppings you don't like every day.
I curse you with having to close one of your eyes for multiple hours of the day, every day.
I curse you with all your mouses being set to unchangable 200 dpi
That's fine, I'm used to full area player.
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You're always not confident with your answers and make second guesses - eventually you can't answer.
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You're always not confident with your answers and make second guesses - eventually you can't answer.
I curse you with always having the urge to cheat in any game you play.
At least I'm better than you + skill issue.
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Stuck on a day cycle.
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Stuck on a day cycle.
gotta stay inside i guess, it's gonna get insanely hot here
gems fill the sky that you can see, continuously blocking out more sun as time goes
gems fill the sky that you can see, continuously blocking out more sun as time goes
That's actually really kind of you
I curse you that so every can of beans you eat spontaneously combusts for no reason
I curse you that so every can of beans you eat spontaneously combusts for no reason
Topic Starter
Hah, I NEVER eat canned beans.
I curse you that you cannot touch plastic.
I curse you that you cannot touch plastic.
I curse you with everyone giving you unsolicited awards on reddit.
i curse you so that you sound like darth vader
oh I love deep voice
I curse you with the inability to see.
I curse you with the inability to see.
Topic Starter
Alright, I hope I could live with this.
I curse you with your monitor, phones and screens be stuck at 1% brightness.
I curse you with your monitor, phones and screens be stuck at 1% brightness.
As long as I'm not under a sunlight, I'm fine with it.
Plus, I'm used to it so git gud.
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Unable to chew food - meaning you only able to swallow drink or blended food to digest.
Plus, I'm used to it so git gud.
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Unable to chew food - meaning you only able to swallow drink or blended food to digest.
that's actually quite bad
anything you're physically on that is not stuck to earth itself will start experiencing negative gravity(be repelled instead of attracted) until you get off it
anything you're physically on that is not stuck to earth itself will start experiencing negative gravity(be repelled instead of attracted) until you get off it
Guess I can't use my electronic device much. (Took me 10 hours to type this.)
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Living in someone's life at random starting now.
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Living in someone's life at random starting now.
Now i have to pray to RNGesus.JustABeginner wrote:
Guess I can't use my electronic device much. (Took me 10 hours to type this.)
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Living in someone's life at random starting now.
I curse you with your typing speed on any keyboard be limited to 10wpm.
Topic Starter
Noooooooooooo <-took 30 seconds to write.
I curse you with woofing every 20 seconds on average.
I curse you with woofing every 20 seconds on average.
would sound quite wrong coming from me
any fan, air conditioner, and heater you turn on will blow x100 the expected speed
any fan, air conditioner, and heater you turn on will blow x100 the expected speed
100x the speed, 100x the fun!
I curse you with no arms on your body.
I curse you with no arms on your body.
I curse you with all your rubik's cubes turning into rubik's brand when you touch them.
I curse you, so everytime you reach 100 combo, you'll be nervous and your cursor will be shaking
Topic Starter
I'll play other gamemodes.
I curse you with your doors taking at least 30 minutes to open.
I curse you with your doors taking at least 30 minutes to open.
Are you kidding me!?
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I curse you with a spoon you have to hold for eternity but it hurts you every 10 minutes
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I curse you with a spoon you have to hold for eternity but it hurts you every 10 minutes
oof
i curse you with you slamming your pinky into a door every time you close it
i curse you with you slamming your pinky into a door every time you close it
ouch
I curse you with someone stalking you every time you go to the bathroom.
I curse you with someone stalking you every time you go to the bathroom.
ok that's just uncomfortable
a random 1m bubble will appear within the city(or town or village) you live in every minute and when that bubble touches something, the bubble will explode, sending out the exact amount of water
the rate of bubbles appearing will double every week at midnight at your local time
a random 1m bubble will appear within the city(or town or village) you live in every minute and when that bubble touches something, the bubble will explode, sending out the exact amount of water
the rate of bubbles appearing will double every week at midnight at your local time
Topic Starter
The whaaaaat.
I curse you with your teeth being made of glass.
I curse you with your teeth being made of glass.
What?
I curse you with a necklace that you are forced to wear but every hour plays a random creepy sound
I curse you with a necklace that you are forced to wear but every hour plays a random creepy sound
I curse you with an immortal amogus watching your every move.
Sussy baka.
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You always make predictions on what happens next but you can't tell if it's true or not.
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You always make predictions on what happens next but you can't tell if it's true or not.
I curse you to act like a toddler for 15 minutes at random invertals everyday.
I already did.
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You can't forget everything you remembered that gives your nightmare.
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You can't forget everything you remembered that gives your nightmare.
I curse you with your accounts on online video games getting randomly banned and unbanned
You're going to have a malfunction system in your PC.
It takes a really long time to figure out the problem and it happened on your big day presentation always.
It takes a really long time to figure out the problem and it happened on your big day presentation always.
I curse you to be a rat
I curse you to be unable to post in the osu! forums.
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everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
everyday, you will experience a near death situation though this will not affect where, when, or how you will actually die
Topic Starter
Thanks, just when I thought my panic attacks couldn't get worse.
You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
You're cursed with everything you eat or drink tasting like copper, including water.
At least there's something I can get my energy from.
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Unable to react quickly.
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Unable to react quickly.
That's actually kinda useful for some things
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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
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I curse you to wear a watch that every hour plays you a creepy 30 minute lullaby
could i ask what that song is? imma map it in osu
I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
I curse you to be stuck in a loop when you wake up in a nightmare only for it to turn out to be another nightmare and repeat
How long would that loop last?
I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
I curse you to getting mildy inconvenienced at the most important times of your life.
I'm already used to it. I hate it. c: 😔
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
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Tryhard to do something until it is perfect or people feel satisfied about your achievements.
i guess that's a good way to actually do well in college??? at the expense of college life(or the lack of) of course
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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
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the earth will randomly push on you a meter or drop a meter, this will not happen while sleeping
Nausea.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
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Reading a nightmare bedtime story every night that has a high chance it will happened on the next day.
Topic Starter
Okay, going to the closest library and getting successful stories. Thank you!
I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
I curse you with a fly getting stuck into every screen you use.
Better than hair.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
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You forget the meaning of a certain word daily and counting.
Topic Starter
That's so hippopotamus! I don't know what that word means but I hope it describes how I feel.
I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
I curse you with your keyboard being sticky.
sticccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyfk o
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
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Sleep more do less, unable to finish your progress.
I curse you with uncanny ads appearing on every website you go to that has ads.
i curse you to be able to drink water past 10pm (the best water)
that does nothing though
you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
you (and everyone else) will experience the rotation of the earth go faster by 0.1% a day
Going to be windy and some other things that shouldn't be happening.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
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Speaking languages that no one will understand you.
Topic Starter
Shame on you, people already have trouble understanding me no matter what I speak.
You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
You're cursed with your feet being made of glass.
I'm short now.
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Your hands touch to gold.
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Your hands touch to gold.
Topic Starter
You know, I condemned humanity now, you watched that Kurzgesagt video on what would happen?
I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
I curse you with youtube and every video you watch to be stuck at 144p.
Better than nothing.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
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Every minute you feel like someone is staring at you and you can't ignore it.
The ghost in my house always stares at me.
You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
You trip and fall every 10,000 steps.
I managed to get up the 10,001st with broken bones.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
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Sneeze out loud non-stop.
that would give me a nosebleed and spray blood everywhere
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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
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your storyline in life will be shifted towards becoming a idol
Uh...
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Being in the Dance Plague.
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Being in the Dance Plague.
party rockers in the house tonight?
You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
You tell every person you meet your deepest secrets.
My deepest secret isn't that severe.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
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Having sleep paralysis frequently.
Topic Starter
Crap.
On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
On random days, your height will be 10 centimeters taller or shorter.
seem awkward to me
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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
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your pc will do everything for you it thinks you want but you can't use it otherwise(can't input anything)
Less motivated it is.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
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Involved in chain letter - that is real.
what?
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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
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You're a furry forever, with no way to become an human anymore?
Nice.
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Become your worst nightmare.
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Become your worst nightmare.