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q9za

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Hah, fools.

They thought they kidnapped the real Phoenix but it was just a chicken.
some farmer buying chickens

That's one weird looking Chicken, I'll take it.
samX500

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Hah, fools.

They thought they kidnapped the real Phoenix but it was just a chicken.
that's impossible, I went back to your base and I can see no pheonix. Hang on let me check on our base. Wait you are right, this truly is just a chicken.

If we don't have the pheonix and you don't have the pheonix where could it have gone?

Don't tell me we were so distracted fighting each other's over it that it left and went back into the wild?
Tad Fibonacci
Of course not.

The Phoenix is currently with my Kampfgruppe for safe keeping.
You'll never be able to get through them.







z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
q9za
that's a lot of z from z0z
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
ColdTooth
Oh silly cultists

You really think I would go to where everyone wants me to go?

I was, and still am, 7 parallel universes in front of you. I returned your chicken anyways, but I may have done something to it. You can either put it down, or wait it out. You.. do use it for power, right?

Oh hey, the Phoenix. I’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of oz
Lapizote
i'd like to have whatever magical reality-bending joint Coldtooth is smoking.
ClevelandsMyBro

axl2468 wrote:

i'd like to have whatever magical reality-bending joint Coldtooth is smoking.
looks like cracks from acracker

dont ban me abraker its a joke i swear
ColdTooth
Slushie
Isshiki Kaname

OT!Constitution wrote:

XXXI. All have the right to their property. The government or other denizens may not take personal property if not in accordance with law.
Give the phoenix back to nedd.
Nedd found it first, so the phoenix, by all definition, is his property.
ColdTooth
I didn’t steal the Phoenix, though I may have modified it along with the chicken. It’s currently sitting in its chamber
Akumace
What the hell is happening here
ClevelandsMyBro

Akumace wrote:

What the hell is happening here
realistic roleplaying
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Nuuskamuikkunen
I'm sad no one bought me popcorn... Guess I'm broke again.
Topic Starter
ninore
Artifact 4: RIP

Winnyace

eblf2013 wrote:

I'm sad no one bought me popcorn... Guess I'm broke again.
you can take some from me
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Nuuskamuikkunen

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 4: RIP

Is that a watermark what I see? Impure.
ClevelandsMyBro

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 4: RIP

what do with a grim reaper?

those shit ain't edible
Nuuskamuikkunen

Winnyace wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

I'm sad no one bought me popcorn... Guess I'm broke again.
you can take some from me
No, I am the one selling popcorn.

Guess it was a bad idea to put my popcorn stand in here.
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
q9za
what is the 5th artifact
WitherMite

q9za wrote:

what is the 5th artifact
if I had to guess, a vtuber who happens to speak english
ClevelandsMyBro

WitherMite wrote:

q9za wrote:

what is the 5th artifact
if I had to guess, a vtuber who happens to speak english
no shit sherlock
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
WitherMite

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

WitherMite wrote:

q9za wrote:

what is the 5th artifact
if I had to guess, a vtuber who happens to speak english
no shit sherlock
let me know if you need any more mysteries solved :)
ColdTooth
And now my masterful plan will conclude.

That current artifact is a fake.
Corne2Plum3

ColdTooth wrote:

And now my masterful plan will conclude.

That current artifact is a fake.
What are you doing?
ColdTooth

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

And now my masterful plan will conclude.

That current artifact is a fake.
What are you doing?
Destroying the evidence.
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
gooedragon

z0z wrote:

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
DeletedUser_6709840
I'm only simping for Bao right now for english vtubers
ColdTooth
z0z wakE THE FUCK UP
WitherMite

ColdTooth wrote:

z0z wakE THE FUCK UP
have you visited FG? that wont work
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Nuuskamuikkunen
I wonder, what's z0z dreaming?
gooedragon

ColdTooth wrote:

z0z wakE THE FUCK UP
i think hes dead
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Corne2Plum3

Devino wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

z0z wakE THE FUCK UP
i think hes dead
He's not dead, he breathes.
If he's dead, he can't do "zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"...
WitherMite

z0z wrote:

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
hmm this worked before...

🔊📢📣🔔🎼🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🥁🥁🥁🥁🎷🎷🎷🎺🎺🎺🎸🎸🎸💣💣💣⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰
z0z
covers ears
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Hydreigon
just take his Z key in his keyboard, that should do the trick
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Topic Starter
ninore


STOP SPAMMING "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" OR I'LL POP YOUR HEAD OFF
Akumace
zzzzuuuyaaaaaaa!!!
levesterz
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
z0z
loud snore
Akumace

z0z wrote:

loud snore
louder snore
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Akumace

z0z wrote:

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Lapizote
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzstopspammingZyounincompoopszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hoshimegu Mio
Why is everyone sleeping?
Hydreigon
they stayed awake last night playing video games
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Topic Starter
ninore
Are you tired? Sleepy?
Would you like a place to sleep whenever you want?

Well, i have got just the right thing for you!

This is a portal to the Sleeping Dimension!
Go inside and sleep all you want!

Nuuskamuikkunen
*shots a caffeine dart to z0z*
q9za

nedd83 wrote:

Are you tired? Sleepy?
Would you like a place to sleep whenever you want?

Well, i have got just the right thing for you!

This is a portal to the Sleeping Dimension!
Go inside and sleep all you want!

places bed

tries to sleep


samX500
this reminds me a story that my chemistry teacher told our class once. In prior years, they had done a lab experiment to extract pure caffeine from coffee. After the experiment, one student had a brilliant idea. He had a hot chocolate, there was caffeine, he thought why not put the caffeine in the hot chocolate to get a boost in energy. What he did not realize is how little caffeine coffee actually contains, so when he put a scoop of pure caffeine in his hot chocolate, he made something WAY more powerful than normal coffee.

He then apparently got 8 cardiac arrest in a row, but ended up fine.
Nuuskamuikkunen

samX500 wrote:

this reminds me a story that my chemistry teacher told our class once. In prior years, they had done a lab experiment to extract pure caffeine from coffee. After the experiment, one student had a brilliant idea. He had a hot chocolate, there was caffeine, he thought why not put the caffeine in the hot chocolate to get a boost in energy. What he did not realize is how little caffeine coffee actually contains, so when he put a scoop of pure caffeine in his hot chocolate, he made something WAY more powerful than normal coffee.

He then apparently got 8 cardiac arrest in a row, but ended up fine.
How the heck does one survive eight cardiac arrests?
z0z
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Isshiki Kaname

z0z wrote:

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
samX500
maybe we should have the OT!Royal scientist check in on z0z, his sleeping habit maybe hide some worse secret than we thought.
z0z

KatouMegumi wrote:

z0z wrote:

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

...?
Isshiki Kaname
You're going to Brazil, z0z.
z0z

KatouMegumi wrote:

You're going to Brazil, z0z.
what...?
ClevelandsMyBro
it takes brazil to wake z0z up

incredible
Winnyace
hey, z0z, how can I get a deep sleep like you?
abraker
I got the perfect remedy for z0z here



woooops

z0z

abraker wrote:

I got the perfect remedy for z0z here



woooops

...

...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
abraker
Welp in that case...

Hey Fizzn, how would you like to strike a beefy deal? It will be quality food out of specialty livestock that comes with horns!
Nuuskamuikkunen
Aight, let's put some brazilian flags.



They say brazilian beef is quite good. Let's make a churrasco!
Isshiki Kaname

abraker wrote:

Welp in that case...

Hey Fizzn, how would you like to strike a beefy deal? It will be quality food out of specialty livestock that comes with horns!
No, thanks. I have my vtuber cloned mutton already. It's perfect.
z0z
still asleep
Isshiki Kaname
My labs would have no use for a homeless shelter, however abraker's might.
z0z
still asleep

it's ok,
i do have a house but i'm just really sleepy...
(i'm not sure how to communicate mumbling in sleep but i'm barely listening)
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

still asleep

it's ok,
i do have a house but i'm just really sleepy...
(i'm not sure how to communicate mumbling in sleep but i'm barely listening)
dude you slept during 30 hours
abraker
The turrets I stole will shoot any trespasser
ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

The turrets I stole will shoot any trespasser
Are you sure you coded them right?
z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

z0z wrote:

still asleep

it's ok,
i do have a house but i'm just really sleepy...
(i'm not sure how to communicate mumbling in sleep but i'm barely listening)
dude you slept during 30 hours
still asleep
...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
abraker
yea, why ask?
ColdTooth

abraker wrote:

yea, why ask?
cause i got past them again
abraker
owh I knew turrets won't work against you
that's why I got a bus prepared!

edit: 242
ColdTooth
NO! NOT THE BUS!

OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOD-
z0z
still asleep
Akumace
ATTENTION EVERYONE
All 5 have been doxed
Isshiki Kaname
Hmm. Looks like abraker forgot to notice a chip on turret motherboards.
Hey, abraker. If you come any close to the turret, you'll turn into minced meat.
Corne2Plum3

Akumace wrote:

ATTENTION EVERYONE
All 5 have been doxed
WAIT WHAT!?
HOW?

and why the 4th doesn't have tentacles like in the OP?
Akumace

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

Akumace wrote:

ATTENTION EVERYONE
All 5 have been doxed
WAIT WHAT!?
HOW?

and why the 4th doesn't have tentacles like in the OP?
I’m not sure about the rest I haven’t done that research yet but I know Watson got doxed because she liked her boyfriend’s tweets on the main account and they linked 2 and 2 together. I’m still doing research on how the rest hot doxed.
Isshiki Kaname
tried reverse image search on that and 80% of the results are from boards like 4chan
Akumace

KatouMegumi wrote:

tried reverse image search on that and 80% of the results are from boards like 4chan
Forgot to mention it was 4chan behind this whole scandal. Screw that place.
z0z
still asleep

...

(4chan is a wild place where all types of people exist in a mostly anarchic environment, there aren't really anti-doxxing rules)
Hoshimegu Mio
I think we should consume z0z now.
Topic Starter
ninore
Artifact 5: Pocky Detective



The 5 Artifacts have been found.
Initiating RITUAL_SEQUENCE...


to be continued in: Beginning of The End
Corne2Plum3

ALERT! HE GOT THE 5TH ARTEFACT!!!!

z0z
still asleep

...
Corne2Plum3

z0z wrote:

still asleep

...

HOW YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE THIS CRAZY DUDE CALLED NEDD83 IS DOING THE RITUAL!!!???

z0z

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

z0z wrote:

still asleep

...

HOW YOU CAN SLEEP WHILE THIS CRAZY DUDE CALLED NEDD83 IS DOING THE RITUAL!!!???

still asl-
huh?
wait what?
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