*inhales*icytors wrote:
i am posting here for no other reason than to have some people read this message, confused of why i am continuing. but i am just going to keep typing without a point, what do you expect to be reading next? about confetti pancakes? did you expect that? prolly not. hehe. i told ya you never know what to expect in life, and that is just another turn you've made, and suprise you've seeked. you had no choice you've been hypnotized into reading this entire comment by now, go on you're almost done.... aaaand How does it feel? You're finished!
*inhales*WitherMite wrote:
*inhales*icytors wrote:
i am posting here for no other reason than to have some people read this message, confused of why i am continuing. but i am just going to keep typing without a point, what do you expect to be reading next? about confetti pancakes? did you expect that? prolly not. hehe. i told ya you never know what to expect in life, and that is just another turn you've made, and suprise you've seeked. you had no choice you've been hypnotized into reading this entire comment by now, go on you're almost done.... aaaand How does it feel? You're finished!
Do you remember in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.axl2468 wrote:
*inhales*WitherMite wrote:
*inhales*icytors wrote:
i am posting here for no other reason than to have some people read this message, confused of why i am continuing. but i am just going to keep typing without a point, what do you expect to be reading next? about confetti pancakes? did you expect that? prolly not. hehe. i told ya you never know what to expect in life, and that is just another turn you've made, and suprise you've seeked. you had no choice you've been hypnotized into reading this entire comment by now, go on you're almost done.... aaaand How does it feel? You're finished!
Do you remember in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
I am dummy pix.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
I will admit that ColdTooth has an IQ of over 399, but you guys still can't figure out this answer. This is OT. I expect better from you guys 😂
icytors wrote:
Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I've searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you fucking moron. And you say you are the top sniper in the entire US Armed Forces and have over 300 confirmed kills. If that were true, then why the fuck is Chris Kyle a household name and you aren't? And plus he only had 160 kills. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Plus why the fuck would you say you have a secret network of spies yet you just revealed that you had your secret network of spies? Are you a fucking idiot? If you can kill someone seven-hundred different ways, then list them all, I bet you can't even come up with seven. And if you had access to the entire US Marine Corps arsenal, then why the fuck did you just say you were in the Navy SEALs earlier? If only you could have done your research prior to posting your little “clever” comment, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you goddamn idiot.axl2468 wrote:
*inhales*WitherMite wrote:
*inhales*icytors wrote:
i am posting here for no other reason than to have some people read this message, confused of why i am continuing. but i am just going to keep typing without a point, what do you expect to be reading next? about confetti pancakes? did you expect that? prolly not. hehe. i told ya you never know what to expect in life, and that is just another turn you've made, and suprise you've seeked. you had no choice you've been hypnotized into reading this entire comment by now, go on you're almost done.... aaaand How does it feel? You're finished!
Do you remember in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
wait a minute this sounds familiar...abraker wrote:
confessionThis is a story of what I went through a several years ago. I didn't feel like sharing until now since it haunted me for some time. I just want to get this off my chest, and leave it behind.
It was just another weekend of me wasting my life away, playing osu!. I finished catching up to the newly ranked maps and felt like exploring the pending section. I was searching for a map that would blow my mind away, just like the first time I saw Knife Party - Centipede. Most maps with extreme difficulty were crap, either troll maps or some other fucked up abomination. A good amount of time passed since I started browsing, and I started to get bored.
I had thought on clicking that “x” on the tab, but noticed a map with a strange name. Its title looked screwed up as if the romanization did not work properly. It had one difficulty and was less than a minute long. I don't remember the mapper but I think he was Australian, but looking back, it wouldn’t be surprising if he used a VPN. What I do remember is that the map’s description was as follows,
"01110011011011110111001001110010011110010111000001101111011011110111001001110011011011110111010101101100011100000110
11000110000101111001011011010110000101110000"
Since I had nothing better to do, bored me decided to break the code. I remember trying every hash decrypter online just to find out that it was just ASCII in binary. I was ready to throw out my laptop out the window, but took a breather instead. I came back and took a look at what it said. It translates to something I still can’t forget, "sorrypoorsoulplaymap". Judging by the crazy high BPM, I was expecting it to be one of those maps that even auto would have trouble on. I decided it would be my last map for the day and play it for funsies. I proceeded to download the map and import it into osu!, but I heard nothing after the import… It was total silence. Yes, I did check my volume settings and it was a blank track.
Most maps with blanked out tracks have hitsounds, so I unticked "ignore beatmap hitsounds" just in case. I was tired after that grueling code cracking, but didn’t skip the intro since it was quite short. While looking at the skip button, I realized the texture was a bit glitched. I believe osu! didn’t have the memory leaks or texture corruption bugs back then, so I still don’t know how that was possible.
As I sat through the song, I noticed the progress display showing that the beatmap was halfway done. There was not a single note played so far, which puzzled me. It was around the last 2 seconds where all of the sudden something on screen flashed just scrolled through and the results screen appeared. Zero 300's, zero 200's, zero 100's... and there was a negative number for the miss count. I am unsure how at least the million notes didn’t manage to lag shit on my piece of toaster trash, but needless to say, it was a troll map.
The following day I went on osu! to grind some pp. I didn't feel like playing the standard mode, so I switched to mania. I was a 100k scrub at that time, barely making it to 3 stars. I remember trying to pass Monster (DotEXE Remix) for hours on end. I decided to play it, expecting to miss randomly as always due to those freakn’ SV’s. I skipped the intro and was presented with a black screen. There were no notes.. This was a clear indicator the game was fucking up. I was thinking to alt-tab out for some time, but it seems I waited long enough for the map to reach the end. However, something weird happened. I once again saw a flash on the screen, something scrolling past, and the results screen popped up. Misses: zero, 50's: zero, 100's: zero, 200's: zero, 300's: zero, Perfects... 583. It was a full 1,000,000 score, getting myself #1 in the global ranks.
At this point my mind was blank. I didn't hit a single note, but I got full perfect! It was absurd. I clicked on another song I had struggled with at the time called Mermaid Girl. Again, there was a black background, no notes. 927 perfect's, full 1,000,000 score! Now, what would a typical noob do given this godly power? You guessed it, play the hardest map. So I scrolled to AiAe and clicked it. Seeing me #1 on the map’s leaderboard was weird. I did nothing, yet I beat everyone. AND HOLY SHIT, That 780 pp!
Looking back, bancho was REALLY slacking if it couldn’t tell something’s up. The osu! community, however, caught on quickly (now I know it was osugame). It didn't take long for me to start getting PM’s from players accusing me of hacking. My response: "I am not a hacker. I am just playing the maps". I didn’t know any better at the time. It was a couple months since I first started playing osu! I didn't know how everything worked. Get banned? Nope, didn't even cross my mind! I went on to become the #1 in the world, surpassing Ideu- in mania at the time. And then I thought, why not dominate other gamemodes too?
I lasted maybe a day until the inevitable happened. There was not much else to do other than tell about this supposed magical map that used some glitch in osu! to allow me to perfect every map. I spent at least an hour painstakingly scrolling through the thousands of maps I had, trying to find that glitched map until I remembered that I can sort by date added. It should have been near the bottom of the list, but it wasn't. It wasn't even in the songs folder. Spending hours trying to find this cursed map on the beatmap listing was also resulted in a fail. Maybe bloodcat had it, but how the fuck do you write that jumbled mess of a title?
I had nothing else to do but hope the osu! staff believed me. I submitted an appeal request saying that I just played maps, something flashed, and I got a full perfect. The osu! staff did not disappoint me! I got an email back saying, "You are not telling the truth. Tell the truth or Fuck Off!". How was I supposed to explain this anomaly? I sent them a reply explaining that I was telling the truth. I explained how the map is not there anymore, gave the mapper's name and everything. Unfortunately, there was no proof. Neither the mapper nor the beat-map existed.. And now my old account doesn't exist. However, I did get a middle-finger meme from peppy in the email, which was rather sweet of him.
I decided not to create drama on the forums and reddit since I doubted it would get my account back. It was only a couple months when I decided to fuck the rules and make a new account. All info about me was wiped anyway, nobody should know who I was. Then why did I decide to tell this now? I feel like I needed get rid of a haunted part of my past. And it doesn't matter to me that my previous identity got wiped anymore. I got over it.
If you read through this far, then thank you. I won’t be answering any questions regarding this, so the mods can just lock this. Sorry. It’s not something I like to talk about and the fact that I mustered up the courage to even post this is enough.
No, for me.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
YyottaCat, for yourself, correct?
No he's lying.q9za wrote:
No, for me.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
YyottaCat, for yourself, correct?
Do you have any proof?YyottaCat wrote:
No he's lying.q9za wrote:
No, for me.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
YyottaCat, for yourself, correct?
Doesn't need proof.q9za wrote:
Do you have any proof?YyottaCat wrote:
No he's lying.q9za wrote:
No, for me.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
YyottaCat, for yourself, correct?
MINE MINE MINEYyottaCat wrote:
Doesn't need proof.q9za wrote:
Do you have any proof?YyottaCat wrote:
No he's lying.q9za wrote:
No, for me.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
YyottaCat, for yourself, correct?
My French is extremely rusty. I have forgotten most of what I have learned of it. If it can be translated and still have the same meaning, I really do not mind. Trying to remember a language I have not really used in over 5 years and reading the whole thing would be hard to say the least x.xCorne2Plum3 wrote:
It's dramatic if I post my story in French, I think because I'm unable to write 2000 words in a row in English and I think the story will have a better quality if I start to write in French...
When though...DragonSlayer96 wrote:
You know, if you want to win one you can always join in q9za. Anyone can join.
Also will be getting it today for you Yyotta, hopefully soon.
benjamin franklin was flying a kite on a stormy day and decided to invent lightning rods.DragonSlayer96 wrote:
For a new question, where do people think we discovered electricity and what was it used for? 2 points
benajaammn frnaklen and kITE!!!!!DragonSlayer96 wrote:
Axl, sure you don't want to stack up on suptags and do like a 3 month tag? just making sure before I do it.
And yeah, it is one point per pet Joe.
For a new question, where do people think we discovered electricity and what was it used for? 2 points
didn't you proppose 4 points=1 usd?axl2468 wrote:
DragonSlayer, I change my mind, I want to use the points that I have for donating to a cause (specifically to orgs that are doing relief operations for victims of the typhoon that recently hit my country).
What would be the points to USD conversion for that case?
axl2468 wrote:
honestly, it's up to you since you're the one that's actually going to pay for the charity. 4 points per USD like your other prizes is perfectly fine, though.
i didnt get a confirmation if he would use that conversion, tho.ClevelandsMyBro wrote:
didn't you proppose 4 points=1 usd?axl2468 wrote:
DragonSlayer, I change my mind, I want to use the points that I have for donating to a cause (specifically to orgs that are doing relief operations for victims of the typhoon that recently hit my country).
What would be the points to USD conversion for that case?
Thx! <3 We do love and take care of them a lotColdTooth wrote:
btw i love all of your pets omg
very nice c:Joe Castle wrote:
Thx! <3 We do love and take care of them a lotColdTooth wrote:
btw i love all of your pets omg
Dogs can be therapeutic to people with mental conditions, as some of them can be trained for specific kind of people. Hopefully you can have a good doggo on your lap soon <3ColdTooth wrote:
very nice c:Joe Castle wrote:
Thx! <3 We do love and take care of them a lotColdTooth wrote:
btw i love all of your pets omg
i wish i could have pets, but i have an autistic sibling that doesn't quite know any better, so i do not have the luxury, but least i can still appreciate other people's pets!
He conocido gente malvada y he visto actos crueles, pero nunca algo tan horrible como ponerle maduro a tu gato.Joe Castle wrote:
> Post a picture of your pet. 1 point per pet
...Maduro (Cat)...
La historia del porque ese nombre es algo graciosa lol, porque como tu y yo sabemos, nuestro presi *Maduro* lo intentaron **asesinar** dos veces, verdad?eblf2013 wrote:
He conocido gente malvada y he visto actos crueles, pero nunca algo tan horrible como ponerle maduro a tu gato.Joe Castle wrote:
> Post a picture of your pet. 1 point per pet
...Maduro (Cat)...
Me alegra que esté bien ahora :3Joe Castle wrote:
La historia del porque ese nombre es algo graciosa lol, porque como tu y yo sabemos, nuestro presi *Maduro* lo intentaron **asesinar** dos veces, verdad?eblf2013 wrote:
He conocido gente malvada y he visto actos crueles, pero nunca algo tan horrible como ponerle maduro a tu gato.Joe Castle wrote:
> Post a picture of your pet. 1 point per pet
...Maduro (Cat)...
El gatito negro cuando estaba pequeñito (de como 2-3 meses) tuvo un infarto demasiado fuerte por una intoxicacion debido a un poco de atun que se comio, y en el camino de nuestra casa al veterinario murio dos veces, con tan buena suerte que logramos revivirlo esas dos veces.
Y como despues de eso engordo burda, le pusimos maduro
Graciaaaaaaas <3eblf2013 wrote:
Me alegra que esté bien ahora :3Joe Castle wrote:
La historia del porque ese nombre es algo graciosa lol, porque como tu y yo sabemos, nuestro presi *Maduro* lo intentaron **asesinar** dos veces, verdad?eblf2013 wrote:
He conocido gente malvada y he visto actos crueles, pero nunca algo tan horrible como ponerle maduro a tu gato.Joe Castle wrote:
> Post a picture of your pet. 1 point per pet
...Maduro (Cat)...
El gatito negro cuando estaba pequeñito (de como 2-3 meses) tuvo un infarto demasiado fuerte por una intoxicacion debido a un poco de atun que se comio, y en el camino de nuestra casa al veterinario murio dos veces, con tan buena suerte que logramos revivirlo esas dos veces.
Y como despues de eso engordo burda, le pusimos maduro
btw balto es realmente adorable AAAAAA.
What about people that live in a farm?z0z wrote:
i'm impressed by how you can care for 8 pets
i mean it's impressive compared to what i can doeblf2013 wrote:
What about people that live in a farm?z0z wrote:
i'm impressed by how you can care for 8 pets
Even tho our country is, well, basically destroyed, we do our best (and a few sacrifices) to give them the best life we can, their daily meals, get the medicine they get when theyre sick, and we give them the biggest amount of love they deservez0z wrote:
i'm impressed by how you can care for 8 pets
This is the last thing that you earned points for ColdTooth (unless I missed something). It was when I was just asking for something sad over the course of a few days.ColdTooth wrote:
native american monster with cannibalism is the wendigo, although windigo is more canadian afaik
also here is something sad as you have requested by a few days
Akumace wrote:
Guys I think I have updog
OkJoe Castle wrote:
> Who is the first pokemon
idk if this one was already answered, i suppose it was but yolo
This question, while sounding easy to explain, is actually a bit complex to answer due to how the story progression of Pokemon was composed.
You see, there's a conflict between IRL, the Pokedex & the lore, because, IRL it would be Rhydon, as it was the first pokemon ever designed. In the Pokedex, it would be Bulbasaur (marked as #001), but in the lore, Mew & Arceus conflict in the lore as, while Arceus is marked as "the creator" of the whole universe & pokemon, Mew is marked as "the ancestor" of all of them, meaning that either Arceus & Mew existed already or either one of them created the other, and an official explanation was never released, leaving the whole topic in the limbo.
It really depends in what side you prefer to see it, but long story short:
IRL: Rhydon
Pokedex: Bulbasaur
Lore: Mew/Arceus
these are all in the op under "past questions and answers"Joe Castle wrote:
> Who is the first pokemon
idk if this one was already answered, i suppose it was but yolo
This question, while sounding easy to explain, is actually a bit complex to answer due to how the story progression of Pokemon was composed.
You see, there's a conflict between IRL, the Pokedex & the lore, because, IRL it would be Rhydon, as it was the first pokemon ever designed. In the Pokedex, it would be Bulbasaur (marked as #001), but in the lore, Mew & Arceus conflict in the lore as, while Arceus is marked as "the creator" of the whole universe & pokemon, Mew is marked as "the ancestor" of all of them, meaning that either Arceus & Mew existed already or either one of them created the other, and an official explanation was never released, leaving the whole topic in the limbo.
It really depends in what side you prefer to see it, but long story short:
IRL: Rhydon
Pokedex: Bulbasaur
Lore: Mew/Arceus
ah, oke oke.Jonarwhal wrote:
these are all in the op under "past questions and answers"Joe Castle wrote:
> Who is the first pokemon
idk if this one was already answered, i suppose it was but yolo
This question, while sounding easy to explain, is actually a bit complex to answer due to how the story progression of Pokemon was composed.
You see, there's a conflict between IRL, the Pokedex & the lore, because, IRL it would be Rhydon, as it was the first pokemon ever designed. In the Pokedex, it would be Bulbasaur (marked as #001), but in the lore, Mew & Arceus conflict in the lore as, while Arceus is marked as "the creator" of the whole universe & pokemon, Mew is marked as "the ancestor" of all of them, meaning that either Arceus & Mew existed already or either one of them created the other, and an official explanation was never released, leaving the whole topic in the limbo.
It really depends in what side you prefer to see it, but long story short:
IRL: Rhydon
Pokedex: Bulbasaur
Lore: Mew/Arceus
community/forums/topics/1155112?n=1
I mean, Victini would be actually above Bulbasaur as the first pokemon in the Pokedex, but thats only in the Unova/Teselia Pokedex, in the regular pokedex he would be #494.Jonarwhal wrote:
you can still make another guess if you think there are more as long as it's different from the previous answers
I answered that and it was deemed as invalid...Joe Castle wrote:
I mean, Victini would be actually above Bulbasaur as the first pokemon in the Pokedex, but thats only in the Unova/Teselia Pokedex, in the regular pokedex he would be #494.Jonarwhal wrote:
you can still make another guess if you think there are more as long as it's different from the previous answers
I can see why, as it was a one time thing, plus canon doesnt really recognize it.eblf2013 wrote:
I answered that and it was deemed as invalid...Joe Castle wrote:
I mean, Victini would be actually above Bulbasaur as the first pokemon in the Pokedex, but thats only in the Unova/Teselia Pokedex, in the regular pokedex he would be #494.Jonarwhal wrote:
you can still make another guess if you think there are more as long as it's different from the previous answers
My apologies xD its just that the question is still on the current questions list and i got confused lmaoDragonSlayer96 wrote:
You know that this is a thing guys. Can you please stop listing the same 3/4 pokemon? I mean, I appreciate the guesses, but it just seems like the guesses are made without looking at the OP for answers.