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The HoloEN Ritual

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ninore
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ninore
Hololive is a weird place. Sometimes wholesome, sometimes cursed.
I have recently noticed an influx of dark energy in HoloEN, specifically Amelia Watson.
Her toxic gamer antics generate more dark magic than anyone else in the Hololive world.

We can harness this toxic energy coming from her streams, and use it to do whatever we want. Whether it's conquering GD or even conquering the entirety of osu!forums, this energy allows us to do anything. ANYTHING.

I have been working day & night to find a way to harness this dark power.
However, it has taken a large toll on my profile. You might have noticed the cursed pfp and signature i had. That was the side effect of working on dark magic for so long. But i will not stop.

I will not stop until this is completed.



The ritual won't be complete until i find the 5 HoloEN Artifacts. So hold out until i manage to find them. When i find them, OT will rise.




Artifact 1
Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.

Artifact 2
Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Artifact 3
Artifact 3: Apex Predator

Artifact 4
Artifact 4: RIP

Artifact 5
Artifact 5: Pocky Detective


holy shit this pic is so cute



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Hydreigon
274 posts
Joined February 2020
Hydreigon

axl2468 wrote:

im so uncultured that I don't know who any of these grills that I keep seeing in OT are
Winnyace
759 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
can we please don't turn OT into a simping forum?
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
sigh Tad can we get a nuke in this thread? We have enough of one demon here in OT
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
Oh boy here we go again again again
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Eriri Best Girl
Winnyace
759 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
Tux Best Boy
levesterz
188 posts
Joined September 2010
levesterz
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furry hater
856 posts
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furry hater
fuck vtubers

they arent funny as shit
Jonarwhal
1,227 posts
Joined November 2013
Jonarwhal
when sh*t is pretty funny so it's hard to complete
ninore
477 posts
Joined January 2020
Topic Starter
ninore

Sombez wrote:

fuck vtubers

they arent funny as shit


GET OUT
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
bruh
Tad Fibonacci
111 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci

samX500 wrote:

sigh Tad can we get a nuke in this thread? We have enough of one demon here in OT
Well, OT does have the rule of freedom of beliefs so I guess I can't nuke this thread (yet).

Although abraker shut down all Suisei churches. Maybe I should nuke him instead.
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
I can revive one of my Eriri threads, but afraid I can only do that on 20th of May from now on.
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abraker
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abraker
*abraker is out for lunch*

leave a message after the beep

beep
ninore
477 posts
Joined January 2020
Topic Starter
ninore

abraker wrote:

*abraker is out for lunch*

leave a message after the beep

beep
me llamo jeff lol xd
Jonarwhal
1,227 posts
Joined November 2013
Jonarwhal
ravioli ravioli you are now amelia watsoni
Winnyace
759 posts
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Winnyace
why not more people want to be Kaoruko Moeta smh
Tad Fibonacci
111 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote

samX500 wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
nah, I'm more of an "ugly bastard".
Hoshimegu Mio
1,097 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

samX500 wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
Not everyone are. Meow.
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ninore
477 posts
Joined January 2020
Topic Starter
ninore

axl2468 wrote:

samX500 wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

tfw you're not a cute anime girl.
but aren't we all cute anime girl?
nah, I'm more of an "ugly bastard".
"ugly bastard" or not, you can take part in the rise of OT.
just add a vignette to your profile picture


like that👆
and you're in
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Winnyace
759 posts
Joined June 2016
Winnyace
Amelia Watson is a bad waifu
ninore
477 posts
Joined January 2020
Topic Starter
ninore
Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.

Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote
what kind of power are you hoping to get from this anyways
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.

The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.
Lapizote
121 posts
Joined January 2016
Lapizote

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.

The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.
the disadvantage is that you have tentacles on you.
Isshiki Kaname
932 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
PING PING
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3

axl2468 wrote:

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 1: The Sleeping Tentacle Monster

Here we have the Hololive tentacle monster/human, Ninomae Ina'nis in a sleeping position, with her spooky tentacles acting as a bed of some sort.
This artifact gives off a large amount of Wholesome Energy, which can react with Mainstream Attention Energy to give off lots and lots of Cursed Energy, along with a bit of Cringe Energy as a side product. We need a lot of Cursed Energy, so this is necessary.

The advantage to having these tentacles like this is you don't need a bed to sleep comfortably.
the disadvantage is that you have tentacles on you.
... and they are massive. Seriously, the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...
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abraker
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abraker
> the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...



A whisper tickled at the back of his head. One that had no voice, but the thoughts came in a way that made perfect sense to the doctor.
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Jonarwhal
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Jonarwhal
let's see if I can do basic math...
samX500
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samX500

Jonarwhal wrote:

let's see if I can do basic math...
the new page is on every 15'th page, not 16'th, so you are 2 post off, unless I am the one who sucks at math, which doesn't sound all that unlikely considering my track record in the math homework I am currently doing.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3

abraker wrote:

> the tentacles weight is a least 4 times the girl weight...



A whisper tickled at the back of his head. One that had no voice, but the thoughts came in a way that made perfect sense to the doctor.
?
Isshiki Kaname
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Isshiki Kaname
holoen? how pathetic.
Winnyace
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Winnyace
hololive? how pathetic


this message has been brought to you by the simp gang
Isshiki Kaname
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Isshiki Kaname
Simping? How pathetic.
levesterz
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levesterz
Hmm shrimps
z0z
521 posts
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z0z
hi guys what's going on here
ClevelandsMyBro
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ClevelandsMyBro

z0z wrote:

hi guys what's going on here
everything is going on
clayton
osu! Alumni
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clayton
patiently waiting for vtuber trend to die out
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

z0z wrote:

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

eblf2013 wrote:

z0z wrote:

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
shut the fuck up
Winnyace
759 posts
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Winnyace

z0z wrote:

i'm now wondering if everyone is becoming a v-tuber just because
they all get mad money that's why.
Hydreigon
274 posts
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Hydreigon

clayton wrote:

patiently waiting for vtuber trend to die out
that will probably take as long as the anime trend to die out
ninore
477 posts
Joined January 2020
Topic Starter
ninore
Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

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Nuuskamuikkunen
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Nuuskamuikkunen

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Hoshimegu Mio
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Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

eblf2013 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500

YyottaCat wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.
Hoshimegu Mio
1,097 posts
Joined July 2020
Hoshimegu Mio

samX500 wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.
Sounds delicious meow. An infinite supply of food! OT won't have to worry about food anymore!
ninore
477 posts
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Topic Starter
ninore

YyottaCat wrote:

Sounds delicious meow. An infinite supply of food! OT won't have to worry about food anymore!
to anyone who wants to consume/use my artifacts:



GET OUT
Chiru-kun
833 posts
Joined January 2018
Chiru-kun

samX500 wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

nedd83 wrote:

Artifact 2: KFP

A good source for extracting very pure Cursed Energy without any side products.

Cursed Energy!
IT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!
Can it be fried?
she is actually a pheonix, so you can kill her, fry her and then she will resurect so you will be able to repaet and have an infinite supply of fried pheonix!

Now let's hope pheonix tastes good.
food pog
ninore
477 posts
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Topic Starter
ninore
How am i gonna stop some big cat-girl from tearing my phoenix into shreads?
The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

samX500
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Joined January 2018
samX500
Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

samX500 wrote:

Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.
Better idea: control all the turrets.
Lapizote
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Lapizote
we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
ClevelandsMyBro
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ClevelandsMyBro

axl2468 wrote:

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
Lapizote
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Lapizote

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
ninore
477 posts
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Topic Starter
ninore

samX500 wrote:

Ok guys, I have mapped out nedd's facility and all of it's room. This is the plan of attack.



First, we come from the right, and we knock out the first turret, from our angle, the turret on the left will not be able to shoot us. Then, we break through the wall to get into the main hallway, this way we don't have to use the main door and be subject to whatever trap nedd put there. Then, we knock out the sentry in the hall and make our way toward the room at the top. This room is to be used to host an artifact, but for now the room is empty, and only contains one turret. From this room, we can burst into the pheonix room, we capture the pheonix, and make our way back.

The main difficulty will be the Tako in the room just beside the pheonix, if the tako sees us, she will make quick work of us with all of her tentacle, so we need to be as quiet as possible as to not alert her.
shit when did you have this much intel
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

axl2468 wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.
ClevelandsMyBro
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ClevelandsMyBro

YyottaCat wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.
yea but what about tentacle-sama?
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

YyottaCat wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

ClevelandsMyBro wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

we should hire Gordon Freeman or Chell, they're pretty good at taking down turrets.
can't we just ask gpr to hack them or smth?
I'd imagine that the Engineer who designed these turrets is smart enough to have anti-hacking measures.

only way to destroy them is physically.

(or through a zapper if you can find a spy)
Just blow up the entire facility. The phoenix will revive.
yea but what about tentacle-sama?
I hacked the security camera and I'm sure all the “artifacts” are safely kepy inside of tight containers.
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Well uhh... time to put my main's merc to skill.

Winnyace
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Winnyace
let me help you out, Vulpix
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
Now everyone will die.
q9za
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q9za
blast through wall

be quiet

how?
samX500
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samX500

q9za wrote:

blast through wall

be quiet

how?
Ok, I did say burst through the wall, but really we can just quietly cut it and remove some piece of the wall so we can enter.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
<--

I can help too!
z0z
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Joined February 2018
z0z
what are we doing here?
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.
q9za
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Joined May 2019
q9za

samX500 wrote:

we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.
why not just rocket jump above building, destroy roof area, steal phoenix and run
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z

q9za wrote:

samX500 wrote:

we are trying to sneak into nedd's facility to steal the phoenix and have an infinite supply of food.
why not just rocket jump above building, destroy roof area, steal phoenix and run
how do we even plan on taking the phoenix?
ColdTooth
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ColdTooth
did you guys know that a fully charged shot from the stock sniper rifle does 150 damage to sentries, while sentry guns at lvl 3 only have 216 health

Theoretically you can one-shot a lvl 1, two shot a lvl 2 sentry without the engi knowing that you're shooting at it, with a fully charged shot, followed up by a noscope shot.

Now what about a lvl 3? Well that's only if the engineer pays attention to the surroundings of his gun.

Did you also know that the Engineer cannot survive a fully charged bodyshot, so long as he is not overhealed? This also goes with quick-scoped headshots.

Did you also know that literally an effortless spam at the sentry gun (aka the "fire a rocket or grenade and leave") followed by the sniper doing a fully charge shot destroys a lvl 3 instantly?

Sniper is actually my main, and I have hard-countered so many engineers in the field by myself, that I'm pretty sure I've made so many engi mains switch off to like counter-snipe me (and fail), or straight-up insult me/leave.
Corne2Plum3
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Corne2Plum3
Why not use MACHINGUNS and NOOBPG-7?
Hoshimegu Mio
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Hoshimegu Mio
Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
samX500
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Joined January 2018
samX500

YyottaCat wrote:

Actually, I think q9za's idea of getting in from the roof is a great one. Then ColdTooth can destroy the turret inside and we'll take the phoenix and flee.
ok, then let's go with that. Now we need to know how to get on the roof and how to break the roof.

I think that we should use an helicopter with some invisibility and noise cancelling function to swiftly and quietly get on top of the roof. Then, using dynamite to break the roof is a good option, we don't need to be quiet because by the time the Tako and the security get to the source of the explosion, we will have already departed along with the pheonix. As for how to deal with the pheonix, we can ask Coldtooth to shoot a tranquilizer dart at it right before we burst in, this way it won't put up a fight.
z0z
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z0z
...should i do something?
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