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Nuuskamuikkunen
12 in the noon.

Just you and me.

We step three steps further each other.

And I shot first.
haha i rolypoly
cancel her show
Nuuskamuikkunen
Kill ZUN
qwt
lock you in a box and fill it with cement than bury you alive

I would say worse but osu! gives me big ban everytime
Zelzatter Zero
Delete all Reforms' map.
keremaru
Change their Zero to One.
haha i rolypoly
throw water on it
JustABeginner
Click the circles.
Zelzatter Zero
kiss him
JustABeginner

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

kiss him back.
qwt
Rip off all his skin and fur and make this furry where it again
Achromalia
child neglect.
qwt
snap neck
Nuuskamuikkunen

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

Delete all Reforms' map.
TeeArctic1
Social seppuku
Nuuskamuikkunen
Polluting more.
qwt
Lock you in an airtight seal
Achromalia

Puzzle wrote:

I'm going to transport you and an absolutely massive amount of air to a black hole, and put you next to it. There's going to be so much fucking air, that just for a fraction of a second, just an absolute millisecond before all of the air rushes off into space and inexorably towards the black hole, you'll be able to hear the sound of all of those particles vibrating and moving. The sound will reach your ears, and you will be the only human being to have ever heard a black hole. It will be so loud, and so violent, that you will probably die just from hearing the noise.

If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessarily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occurring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, conscious, and unconscious stillness.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1-UP mushroom.
qwt
HERE ARE THE STEP'S I WILL TAKE

First, be smart from the very beginning. Pulverize all teeth, burn off fingerprints, and disfigure the face. Forcing a DNA test to establish identity (if it ever comes to that) might introduce the legal/forensic hurdle that saves your ass down the line. An unidentifiable body can, in a pinch, be dressed in thrift store clothes and dropped in a bad part of town where the police are less likely to question it. I don't recommend that disposal method, I'm just saying an easily identifiable body is an even bigger threat than the opposite. Assuming you have it inside a house where you can work on it a bit, the first thing you want to do is drain it of fluids. This will make it easier to cut up, and slow decomposition a little bit. The best way to do this quick and dirty is to perforate the body with a pointed knife and then perform CPR on it. Cut the fronts of the thighs deep & diagonally to slit the femoral arteries; then pump the chest. The valves in the heart will still work when dead, and the springback of the ribcage can put apply a fair amount of suction to the artria. Do this in a tub. Plug the drain and mingle lots of bleach with the bodily fluids before unplugging the drain to empty the tub. This should help control the stench of death, which would otherwise reek from your gutter gratings. Do everything you can to control odors. Plug in an ionizer, burn candles, leave bowls of baking soda everywhere. Ventilate the room in the middle of the night, but otherwise keep it closed. Keep the body under a plastic sheet while it's in the tub. If you want to bury, I recommend seperating the body into several parts and burying them seperately. For one thing, it's easier to dig a deep enough hole for a head than for an entire body. This reduces your chances of being discovered while you are actually outside and digging the grave. That is the one thing you can't do inside the doors of your house, and represents a vulnerable moment you want to keep brief, under 2 hours. Do it between 3 and 5 am. It's also less likely for someone to call the police if their dog digs up some chunk of meat than if they dig up an enitre body. They may assume it's an animal carcass disfigured by decomposition, and leave it alone or dispose of it. It's also more likely that the dog will consume all of it before anyone knows the difference. A whole skeleton is another story. You can cut a body into 6 pieces faster than you think. It's not much different than boning a chicken, but it takes more work, a big knife, and time. A hammer will be useful for pulverizing joints or driving the knife deep where it doesn't want to go. Anyway it's wise to crush as much of the skeleton as you can along the way. It will aid in making the body less identifiable for what it is as it decomposes. Don't return to the same site 6 times for 6 burials.You'll attract suspicion from anyone nearby, and you'll wind up placing the body parts close enough together to be found by any serious investigation. Put them in plastic bags with lots of bleach, and store in a freezer until you have enough time to bury them all. Depending on what tools you have available, you may find that you're get really good at deconstructing the body. You might prefer to slowly sprinkle it down a drain without leaving your house. This avoids the long-term risk of discovery associated with burial, and the overwhelming supply of bacteria in a sewer accellerates deconomposition while providing a convenient cover smell. Truly grinding down a body takes a lot more work, and you run the risk of fouling your plumbing and calling in a plumber. So don't try it unless you know how to clear bones and meat out of a drainpipe. A good food processor can be useful. But don't over-use it, or power drills or saws. They're noisy and they attract attention. And forget the kitchen sink. It's better if you actually remove one of the toilets in your house from its base, which will give you direct access to one of the largest sewer pipes that enters your house. Follow any disposals with lots of bleach and then run the water for 5 or 10 minutes on top of that. And plug that pipe when you're not using it, to prevent any sewer gasses from backing up into your house. Usually, a U-trap inside the toilet does that for you.
Nuuskamuikkunen
You can destroy the Animal Crossing cartridge as well, it's easier, it takes less time and money.

Anyway.

Just torture him with furries.
Corne2Plum3
Download in his body:
  1. Bonzi buddy
  2. "Free v-bucks generator"
  3. MEMZ
  4. Some 18+ pictures
  5. The Valorant anti-cheat
Meguro
Snag the gun

*Bang*
Corne2Plum3
  1. Hack her Youtube and Twitch account
  2. Do my best to make her accounts banned
Meguro
Gun fight, draw faster than him
_ralsei
fire
Corne2Plum3
Hummmmmmmm...

Don't spare ennemies
Lapizote
360 noscope xd
z0z
bash them with a hammer until they ooze a strange blue substance
Nuuskamuikkunen
Not sleeping.
Chiru-kun
cup of water lol
z0z
stuff him somewhere
Meguro
Eat him
Corne2Plum3
headshot
Meguro
headshot
Winnyace
excessive headpats
Nuuskamuikkunen

Winnyace wrote:

excessive headpats
_ralsei
throw him into the ocean
Meguro
bring ralsei the gunner in and shot this ralsei
Corne2Plum3

Meguro wrote:

bring ralsei the gunner in and shot this ralsei
... and shoot the person who call me
_ralsei
with this tank
Corne2Plum3

_ralsei wrote:

with this tank
Lapizote
tactical nuke.
_ralsei

rpg
Meguro
Stab
z0z
disconnect the virtual space
Corne2Plum3
Nuuskamuikkunen
Corne2Plum3
Install on it Windows 10
Meguro
Headshot x2
Corne2Plum3
z0z
steal his gun then throw his body out some where
Corne2Plum3
Meguro

z0z wrote:

steal his gun then throw his body out some where
.
Lott
Have XXX with her but instead of pleasure, she'll feels pain and dies because of bleeding after XXX
Nuuskamuikkunen
Taking Zelzatter and other potentially handsome men out of his sight.
Lapizote

Lottery61 wrote:

Have XXX with her but instead of pleasure, she'll feels pain and dies because of bleeding after XXX
jesus christ

anyways

--

throw babies at him.
Lott
Now eblf2013 knows I'm gay. And knows that I like Zelzatter because I'm a furry.

Probably I'll put Mentos on his coke bottle.
Meguro
Choke to death
Lapizote
hug tightly.

so much so that she loses her breath and her brain expires due to a lack of oxygen >:)
Lott
Gives a bunch of weed, tobacco, cocaine.
Meguro
Terminate your account
Chiru-kun
turn her into a mahou shoujo
z0z
only needs breathing supply to be cut off, choke them
Nuuskamuikkunen
Letting it outside.
Trashy Tuber
Gun goes boom
z0z
trap them in the place they are now and watch them go crazy
Meguro
Eat you
z0z
blind you with the light all around you
Meguro

Meguro wrote:

Eat you
Corne2Plum3
headshot
Nuuskamuikkunen
Reverse card.
Corne2Plum3
kill the baby
z0z
rip the gun from his hand
Nuuskamuikkunen
Cut with a chainsaw.
MiharuUwU
drown them in a bucket of children's tears
Meguro
Polluting you
JustABeginner
Ask a clumsy devil girl to help with this one.
Meguro
Asking a real wolf
JustABeginner
Killing you with a big warm smile. :3.
Corne2Plum3
minigun
Nuuskamuikkunen
A bigger pistol.
DeletedUser_6709840
yeet into a volcano
z0z
trap them
Corne2Plum3
jump on it
JustABeginner
Hugs!
Hoshimegu Mio
Call the hunters we know in "pre-school educative stories".
Corne2Plum3
call the FBI
Hoshimegu Mio
Call the police.
Lapizote
Feed chocolate.
Hoshimegu Mio
GIIIAAANNT PPPOOWWEEERRRRFFFUUUUULLLL SSLEEEGGEEEAAXXXEEEEEEEE
Corne2Plum3
with a gun
Hoshimegu Mio
Minishark.
Meguro
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Hoshimegu Mio
Machine gun.
Corne2Plum3
Pet this
Hoshimegu Mio
Sniper rifle.
Corne2Plum3
FBI OPEN UP
JustABeginner
Love and hugs!
Nuuskamuikkunen
Chocolate.
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