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abraker
My face? What about my face?
[LS]PositoniX
i must buy this
Asphiee

abraker wrote:

My face? What about my face?
i can see the reason now why you took it off...
keremaru
These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Asphiee

keremaru wrote:

These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Its been clinically tested and got approved by FDA. And its abraker's we're talking about not Death's product.
Topic Starter
abraker
Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
Nuuskamuikkunen
How much does 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 cost? Does it come in fruit flavor for CTB players?
Winnyace
can these pills increase my 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 at everything else I do in my life?
levesterz
i will take your entireterfrdsdafryastdfab s natuisiosbhahsgh srtsokjnnck
Flanster
Do you even have a license to sell things on the open streets? I'm gonna need to see some papers please.

levesterz wrote:

i will take your entireterfrdsdafryastdfab s natuisiosbhahsgh srtsokjnnck
Tad Fibonacci
I mean, he's the president...
He can almost do whatever he wants.
DeletedUser_6709840
Can he make a pill that will give me a reason to live?
Ashton
These are bad products.
Asphiee

Wei Wuxian wrote:

Can he make a pill that will give me a reason to live?
Sadly, its not a pill that can remove the urge to scream at any time or the evil whispers telling you to die. Harsh it may be, the pill can only help give you momentary pleasure and euphoria.
Aiseca

abraker wrote:

Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
How to even fit a small pill in a large cross?????
Corne2Plum3
what the price for 10 osu!pill, 8 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 and 3 OT!pill please?
Topic Starter
abraker
@eblf: It used to cost your firstborn, but has now been discount to an arm and a leg

@Winnyace: Unfortunately it will not help with anything unrelated to reading and finger action

@Flanster: A-Breaking Laboratory has a license to sell thing on the open streets signed and approved by the President of OT himself

@Wei Wuxian: A-Breaking Laboratory will take your request into consideration. Meanwhile you can try out OT!pill. Testing trials have revealed there is a 0.00001% increase of general well being after taking it.
Topic Starter
abraker
@Aiseca: Portal tech

@Corne2Plum3: 3 souls and rights to your will
keremaru

Asphyre wrote:

keremaru wrote:

These... Pills, they don't include a small strain of Trashipitus in them by chance, do they?
Its been clinically tested and got approved by FDA. And its abraker's we're talking about not Death's product.
W-We don't know if they were switched and the swap included a near-identical appearance to abraker's pills! Safety first!

abraker wrote:

Kere, if my products included Trashipitus I would crucify myself
I know a few people who can do that for you, President.
Nate Bait
how much is shipping and refills of the pills?
Topic Starter
abraker
Shipping is free. You get a refill if the product has any defects (cracked capsule, wrong color, size to big/small, etc)
DragonSlayer96
How long can we take said pills?
DeletedUser_6709840

abraker wrote:

@Wei Wuxian: A-Breaking Laboratory will take your request into consideration. Meanwhile you can try out OT!pill. Testing trials have revealed there is a 0.00001% increase of general well being after taking it.
Thanks, based abraker
Asphiee
Does this pill even enhance your mapping skills? If so, I'd like to order some of it.
Nuuskamuikkunen

abraker wrote:

@eblf: It used to cost your firstborn, but has now been discount to an arm and a leg
What a deal!
DragonSlayer96
Can it still cost us our firstborn, please?
Flanster

abraker wrote:

@Flanster: A-Breaking Laboratory has a license to sell thing on the open streets signed and approved by the President of OT himself
Yeah I don't like that idea. Have you also been giving yourself fat paychecks?
DragonSlayer96
Hey, a man needs to earn a living flanster. The tears of those people who he locked their threads is not enough nourishment for abraker
ColdTooth

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
Flanster

ColdTooth wrote:

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
gaming chair
ColdTooth

Flanster wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

Ashton wrote:

These are bad products.
tell that to the multiple #1s i've gathered
gaming chair
It's currently an office chair and it's in need of a brand new one.

e: Also I got a folding table as a desk
Lights
I still don't trust these products. until abbykun can produce some of these "Studies" for public viewing, i wont be going anywhere near these snakeoil capsules.
DragonSlayer96
They have been public for years. All you have to do is go ~

What is this? Why do you have guns??? Help me!!!
Topic Starter
abraker
@DragonSlayer96: for as long as you would like

@Asphyre: Only if you use auto map (you know that feature that's like mapping by playing)

@DragonSlayer96: I can make an exclusive exception just for you!

@Flanster: Are you living poor?

@Lights:

First time I became suspicious some kind of disease is spreading, proceeding to raise alarms like a madman: community/forums/topics/409722

An array of research done on denizens that lead to the discovery of the Trashipitus-B virus, which I later declassified: community/forums/topics/607359

Last study I've done on Trashipitus, revealing one of its more hidden properties: community/forums/topics/1028958
DragonSlayer96
See, and you don't believe this guy? Actual studies and evidence, smh.
Nate Bait
are there any side effects?

cue random visual depiction of daily activities
> making human contact
> grooming the household organism
> engaging in physical activity
> accelerate speed of speech during side effect playbac
Topic Starter
abraker
The osu!pill is known to have various side effects which were eliminated in 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛. The OT!pill has the only side effect of not having enough side effects.
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

A-Breaking Laboratory Sale
I would like to place an offer for your laboratory. How much are you asking for?
Lights

abraker wrote:

The osu!pill is known to have various side effects which were eliminated in 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛. The OT!pill has the only side effect of not having enough side effects.

Blitzfrog wrote:

Useless guy who sits at the corner during any experiment
Low paid autistic dude
Helps with confidence boosting
seems legit. carry on with your sales i suppose.
Topic Starter
abraker
@john: Your firstborn, 2 of an arm and a leg, rights to your will, your waifu, and complete control of your mind.
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

your waifu
That's where I draw the line. I'll give you everything else except my waifu.
DragonSlayer96

johnmedina999 wrote:

abraker wrote:

your waifu
That's where I draw the line. I'll give you everything else except my waifu.
You have no waifu. The waifu confederation has banned you from claiming any
Corne2Plum3

Corne2Plum3 wrote:

what the price for 10 osu!pill, 8 𝓢𝓚𝓘𝓛𝓛 and 3 OT!pill please?

abraker wrote:

@Corne2Plum3: 3 souls and rights to your will
Sorry it's too expansive for me but I can pay 3€ :)
Topic Starter
abraker
What about 5 easy payments of 0.6 souls per year?
DragonSlayer96
How can you pay part of a soul
Topic Starter
abraker
Easiest to do when a part you dies
-Chaeyoung
how many OT!pills did you take to make this post
Topic Starter
abraker
I don't remember whether I took them honestly. It was a long day and was too burnt out by the end. Had some experiments at the lab that didn't go exactly as planned, but I still had to proceed with the remainder of what I had planned.
DragonSlayer96
What experiments died
ColdTooth
the only side effects is that you'll regret your money and then become depressed only to wish you could remove some of those scores on your profile

see that chicken hair SS on my profile? i did that in 2 tries, 1st try with DT

yeah i fucking regret everything
Topic Starter
abraker
Thank for contacting A-Breaking Laboratory forum line where we address your valuable concerns. Our number one priority is to provide the best experience to our loyal customers. We would like your feedback and suggestions regarding how we can make our products better. Thank you for buying from A-Breaking Laboratory!
ColdTooth
nobody contacted you tho
Topic Starter
abraker
We are sorry you feel that way. May you like a 5% discount on any of our products on top of the current sale?
DragonSlayer96

abraker wrote:

We are sorry you feel that way. May you like a 5% discount on any of our products on top of the current sale?
Take it!!! That's basically free!
Lights
Id like a free sample of [rainbow]Skill[/rainbow]. If i AAA Staple on Smile ill order a case of them
JustABeginner

Lights wrote:

Id like a free sample of [rainbow]Skill[/rainbow]. If i AAA Staple on Smile ill order a case of them
"If i AAA Staple on Smile ill order a case of them."

Hi.
Corne2Plum3

abraker wrote:

What about 5 easy payments of 0.6 souls per year?
3 euros, no 3 souls
johnmedina999

abraker wrote:

What about 5 easy payments of 0.6 souls per year?
Why not just 6 easy payments of 0.5 souls? No one has 0.1 souls lying around. We would have to go through a third-party undertaker in order to have that exchanged, and you know how they charge 0.5 souls per transaction; people don't want to go through that. I myself only keep souls in 0.5 and 5 soul gems.
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