What's good, gentlemen and Wisp mains? I'm kere, your host for this evening. Find a comfortable couch, dining area, thigh to lap upon, cause I've got odysseys and tales that will sate your hunger for eons of adventure to come. Whether that be the tale of the scientific madman hellbent on multi-country domination, if not galactic conquest, to the simplest of fables where a noble man escapes a horrifying Christmas-based manufacturing rig with only a spoon and his intuition. I've got you covered from Timbuktu to M-O-T.
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sir, this is a wendy's
Ooo, is this a story? I can't wait for it to start!
Edit: oh
Edit: oh
lol
there is a lot to unpack here
"scientific madman hellbent on multi-country domination" - I did not have anything to do with the invasion on GD. Take over G&R is not off the table, however.
"where a noble man escapes a horrifying Christmas-based manufacturing rig" - This definitely does not refer to A-Breaking Laboratories. Absolutely no padoru related horrors occurred there around Christmas.
"Timbuktu to M-O-T" - MOT, like the vehicle safety test?
abraker, coldtooth, Flanster, and Samx500 pictured - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what conspiracy are you brewing?
"scientific madman hellbent on multi-country domination" - I did not have anything to do with the invasion on GD. Take over G&R is not off the table, however.
"where a noble man escapes a horrifying Christmas-based manufacturing rig" - This definitely does not refer to A-Breaking Laboratories. Absolutely no padoru related horrors occurred there around Christmas.
"Timbuktu to M-O-T" - MOT, like the vehicle safety test?
abraker, coldtooth, Flanster, and Samx500 pictured - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what conspiracy are you brewing?
Topic Starter
Aw man.
The 'invasion' on GD was not an invasion at all. It was a peaceful attempt to bring the two nations together in an effort prominently driven towards by OT as a way to show that two opposing sides can in fact co-reside in peace. The resulting efforts, however, were that OT was forcibly repelled by outside proxies and therefore propelled back into the corners of OT, no matter how expansive in space we actually are. But conquest over G&R?! For shame! You must leave the simple minded PP inhabitants alone, you tyrannically, scientifically advanced mongrel!
E¹: We both know this refers to A-Breaking Laboratories. Don't make any lawsuits arise and be grateful that he didn't mention what the factory logo looked like.
Oh no no no. MOT, like the Void T4 Survival node. Quite fun, especually with a Void Fissure.
Conspiracy, eh? Well, if you'd give a gander...
You and Sam started to criticize me for saving Westo right when I needed a Mesa, and what was Westo doing? Being harassed by the Big Bad Science Wolf of OT. So I thought to myself, "Hmmm. How can I benefit myself, while making Abraker pissed? Oh! I know!" And then I took Westo, and we killed 25 Condrixes later, so about 99144 SS tokens per day? Yeah, we were pretty effective. Finished getting every Arcane in about 2 days. Thanks, Westo. I'm still out for your hat. But anywho, then there's Flanster having all these powers like some sort of magic man of some sorts. Who are you, Limbo? This isn't anime! Get out of here, Accel World! Great show though, fricking love the openings. ANYHOW, and then Coldtooth comes out of nowhere and displays the same ability that Flanster just somehow inhibited from Serrai, after he somehow couldn't open up disambiguous portals? Seems kind of off to me, kiddos. Especially after Gran Flan showed off that disabling ability with his cute self, mm mm mmm. I swear, we're going to have an OT War someday...
Wha? What're you rambling on about? This is my broadcasting station, Daystream. Now, Wendy sounds like a hella fine woman and all, I'd love to meet her in person and talk about the weather and everything, but ain't nobody got time for somebody who's trying'a get up in their business and overpopulate their job and passion with advertisements, clunk and junk! Get out of here with your ad placements! Scram!PositoniX wrote:
sir, this is a wendy's
Bro, life is an ongoing story. When you've come to collect enough tales for yourself, you share them with everyone else you know. But of course, this is a broadcasting station. Welcome to Daystream, brother. You don't enjoy it, that's you. Go ahead and delete the frequency modulation station from your radio, and forget this broadcast even exists. Go your road, cause you don't let anybody else mold your road but you.johnmedina999 wrote:
Ooo, is this a story? I can't wait for it to start!
Edit: oh
I didn't make any jokes just yet, but glad to know I made someone laugh! Thanks for tuning in, brother!eblf2013 wrote:
lol
And last, but definitely not least, the Royally (P)rominently-(Resident)ial OT Scientist. Whoo, boy.abraker wrote:
there is a lot to unpack here
"scientific madman hellbent on multi-country domination" - I did not have anything to do with the invasion on GD. Take over G&R is not off the table, however.
"where a noble man escapes a horrifying Christmas-based manufacturing rig" - This definitely does not refer to A-Breaking Laboratories. Absolutely no padoru related horrors occurred there around Christmas.
"Timbuktu to M-O-T" - MOT, like the vehicle safety test?
abraker, coldtooth, Flanster, and Samx500 pictured - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, what conspiracy are you brewing?
The 'invasion' on GD was not an invasion at all. It was a peaceful attempt to bring the two nations together in an effort prominently driven towards by OT as a way to show that two opposing sides can in fact co-reside in peace. The resulting efforts, however, were that OT was forcibly repelled by outside proxies and therefore propelled back into the corners of OT, no matter how expansive in space we actually are. But conquest over G&R?! For shame! You must leave the simple minded PP inhabitants alone, you tyrannically, scientifically advanced mongrel!
E¹: We both know this refers to A-Breaking Laboratories. Don't make any lawsuits arise and be grateful that he didn't mention what the factory logo looked like.
Oh no no no. MOT, like the Void T4 Survival node. Quite fun, especually with a Void Fissure.
Conspiracy, eh? Well, if you'd give a gander...
You and Sam started to criticize me for saving Westo right when I needed a Mesa, and what was Westo doing? Being harassed by the Big Bad Science Wolf of OT. So I thought to myself, "Hmmm. How can I benefit myself, while making Abraker pissed? Oh! I know!" And then I took Westo, and we killed 25 Condrixes later, so about 99144 SS tokens per day? Yeah, we were pretty effective. Finished getting every Arcane in about 2 days. Thanks, Westo. I'm still out for your hat. But anywho, then there's Flanster having all these powers like some sort of magic man of some sorts. Who are you, Limbo? This isn't anime! Get out of here, Accel World! Great show though, fricking love the openings. ANYHOW, and then Coldtooth comes out of nowhere and displays the same ability that Flanster just somehow inhibited from Serrai, after he somehow couldn't open up disambiguous portals? Seems kind of off to me, kiddos. Especially after Gran Flan showed off that disabling ability with his cute self, mm mm mmm. I swear, we're going to have an OT War someday...
Oh so the invasion stuff is what you take from all that!? Ok, ok I see... I see.
Topic Starter
Well, obviously not. I'm just slow at editing.abraker wrote:
Oh so the invasion stuff is what you take from all that!? Ok, ok I see... I see.
About the situation with Coldtooth, I hear he is close friends with Flanster. I wouldn't be surprised if they share locks
Also you helping Westonini means I'll need to bring you in for interrogation. Unfortunately my resources are spread thin, so I'll make Tad ask you nicely before nuking your base
Also you helping Westonini means I'll need to bring you in for interrogation. Unfortunately my resources are spread thin, so I'll make Tad ask you nicely before nuking your base
Sorry, stopped reading halfway in.
You read half of it?KatouMegumi wrote:
Sorry, stopped reading halfway in.
I barely read two lines!
lol
doesnt that woman look hella fine thoughkeremaru wrote:
Aw man.Wha? What're you rambling on about? This is my broadcasting station, Daystream. Now, Wendy sounds like a hella fine woman and all, I'd love to meet her in person and talk about the weather and everything, but ain't nobody got time for somebody who's trying'a get up in their business and overpopulate their job and passion with advertisements, clunk and junk! Get out of here with your ad placements! Scram!PositoniX wrote:
sir, this is a wendy's
You sound like that one high guy who I talked to at the bus stop one day.
Topic Starter
Symbiotic couplets? Eugh, and I thought OT was weird enough. Coldtooth's in on the OT Administration program? I never would've thought that the ring expanded that far out.abraker wrote:
About the situation with Coldtooth, I hear he is close friends with Flanster. I wouldn't be surprised if they share locks--
Oh, Tad?abraker wrote:
Also you helping Westonini means I'll need to bring you in for interrogation. Unfortunately my resources are spread thin, so I'll make Tad ask you nicely before nuking your base
Tad's busy.
Owh...
can we negotiate this?
can we negotiate this?
Topic Starter
KatouMegumi wrote:
Sorry, stopped reading halfway in.
Well like I've said before, thanks for dropping in to Daystream. Every second of attention counts in this day and age.eblf2013 wrote:
You read half of it?KatouMegumi wrote:
Sorry, stopped reading halfway in.
I barely read two lines!
I don't talk to women who don't reprimand for themselves. Tell her to speak up or hop out of my space. This is my broadcasting station, and I don't plan on sharing it with mass conglomerate overlords who only seek to take up every section of this beautiful galaxy for their own selfish gain.PositoniX wrote:
doesnt that woman look hella fine thoughkeremaru wrote:
Wha? What're you rambling on about? This is my broadcasting station, Daystream. Now, Wendy sounds like a hella fine woman and all, I'd love to meet her in person and talk about the weather and everything, but ain't nobody got time for somebody who's trying'a get up in their business and overpopulate their job and passion with advertisements, clunk and junk! Get out of here with your ad placements! Scram!PositoniX wrote:
sir, this is a wendy's
-snip-
I had a problem with Nitain a few years back. I'm getting better, but I still get those spaced out mojoes.johnmedina999 wrote:
You sound like that one high guy who I talked to at the bus stop one day.
Topic Starter
Depends. Am I off the hook?abraker wrote:
Owh...
can we negotiate this?
Are you going to get in the way of anymore Cowboy related matters?
Topic Starter
I don't know. Is Westo a criminal with a set bail?
Wellyaknwosuchthisafromallybutilseeifigetaproalfmotgovtopobailcausthsisacopiacatedisu
Mayyyyybe, who knows?
Mayyyyybe, who knows?
Topic Starter
Hmmmmmmmmmm. Well, as the mass-elected President of OT, you're supposed to know, abraker.
I thought Abraker was a dictator? Even if you locked up Tad, dictator still has cheap mass-produced AK47s.
I was elected...
@Kere the OT Gov is sorting it out. Meanwhile please provide Tad a phone on loud speaker or something so we can sort this out properly
@Kere the OT Gov is sorting it out. Meanwhile please provide Tad a phone on loud speaker or something so we can sort this out properly
speaking of, there are OT Representative elections coming up soon
I heard this was a sort of dictatorship or something, then there was a civil war and then we are here in a democracy.q9za wrote:
One man is going to represent the entire forum? that's wack.
Well, the civil war didn't really have to do with government, it had to do with a difference in opinions between two groups of denizens. The fact that we have a "democracy" now is purely coincidental.
H-Huh.
I was sleeping, what happened?
*sigh* guess I have no choice then.
Game's over Kere. Surrender and you will not be harmed.
I was sleeping, what happened?
*sigh* guess I have no choice then.
Game's over Kere. Surrender and you will not be harmed.
FBI! OPEN UP!
Owh looks like Tad woke. Wew it's getting hot here, I'll go back to A-Breaking Labs where I can properly monitor this situation from safety and comfort.
really, why were you even afraid for Tad? We should have know he'd get out of this situation on his own fr his track record.
You can't get away, I've locked all the exits!abraker wrote:
Owh looks like Tad woke. Wew it's getting hot here, I'll go back to A-Breaking Labs where I can properly monitor this situation from safety and comfort.
Topic Starter
Even if the dictator of our region has cheaply mass-produced AK-47's, I use a Warframe that pays $10 for f*cks to get stuck in a vending machine as a secondary-passive, and actively neutralizes all threats within 28 meters. You can't get me to start worrying about AK-47's now--q9za wrote:
Even if you locked up Tad, dictator still has cheap mass-produced AK47s.
Ah, I'm glad to see you've awakened from my enhanced Nitain Extract, Fibonacci! However, I'm afraid that that stubbed handgun will be of no effect on me, even if you completely empty your clip at point blank. You see, my Nidus is to your handgun, an SMG, rocket launcher, tank, nuke, galactic laser beam, whatever you throw at him, what a tardigrade is to a volcano. It shrugs it off. So unless you value your lawful dignity more than your life and self-defined honor, I suggest you put that, in this situation, toy down. You don't want me angry.Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Game's over Kere. Surrender and you will not be harmed.
Attack keremal in his most vunerable form!
Topic Starter
T-Teitoku-san! I asked you to not barge in on my bathroom sessions!
what the fuck
Give it up Kere!
Don't make me have to chop off your other arm.
Don't make me have to chop off your other arm.
Ok now that I am in a better position, Tad please capture Kere for interrogation. Heck, barely alive is an option too!
Act quick!
Target's captured.
Awaiting further orders.
Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Target's captured.
Awaiting further orders.
I'd do dirty things like:
Hold her hand
uh oh something bad is going to happen, like a certain nuclear self-destruction from a certain locked up person.
Topic Starter
This is impossible. How could you resist my parasitic maggots?! Unless... No, not even my Infested offspring can resist my maggots! HERETICAL VOID DEMON! I DEMAND TO KNOW YOUR SECRETS! YOU CANNOT KEEP YOUR DECEIT CONFIDENTIAL FOREVER!Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Target's captured.
Awaiting further orders.
Touch me and I break your mental fortitude faster than a dog'll notice a flying bone.eblf2013 wrote:
I'd do dirty things like:Hold her hand
Maggots?
Oh they're right here.
It's a delicacy.
Oh they're right here.
It's a delicacy.
Shalom
That abraker's genome was rather useful, actually. No need to have direct contact with one to steal their appearance.
Topic Starter
Fool! My maggots are a time and a half as big as your pathetic excuse for maggot cheese. Where do you find the sources you cite?!Tad Fibonacci wrote:
Maggots?
Oh they're right here.
It's a delicacy.