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How would you kill the person above!

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keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
kill them embarrassingly by exposing their little corruption collab with nila. owo

also

Achromalia wrote:

*sigh*

this is gonna be a pain.

*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*

seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.

*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*

euugh. that's always annoying.

moving on.
achro this isn't an actual roleplay LOL
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
make sure that they are moving at a velocity of 30 m/s @ 30º E of N, then slam them into the Akashi-Kaikyo bridge.

idk
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
I'll just stab you with the pencil I used for my Mathematics examination (a very sharp one)
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
by a lack of weebs to conversate with, which leads to internet boredom, which leads to eventual quitting of the social construct and internet laws, which leads to death on the internet. a
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
(realises this isn't the Otaku Culture subforum)
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.

I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
frutiger aero
331 posts
Joined October 2017
frutiger aero

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored

i bought more


updating your privacy policy
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
oh, I totally know what you're talking about.

I'm gonna pick you up and leave you with the bigger cats.
TeeArctic1
70 posts
Joined December 2014
TeeArctic1
Fade away from choking play
Westonini
0 posts
Joined May 2018
Westonini
Thanos snap
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Showdown at high noon in the town square.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
my yandere waifu discussed in my signature
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Impaled on sharpened bones.

Skewered and placed in the middle of town.
pentaqola
43 posts
Joined May 2018
pentaqola
you will become a xylophone for both of my feet
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
Trap him in a forest filled with venomous snakes
TeeArctic1
70 posts
Joined December 2014
TeeArctic1
Death ray
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
C4 explosives
TeeArctic1
70 posts
Joined December 2014
TeeArctic1
Destroy by raging boy
Westonini
0 posts
Joined May 2018
Westonini
Gets eaten by a sea lion.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Drip.


Drip. Drop.


Who? What?


He is not there. Where? How?


Above.


You cannot conceive of the mess. You dont want to. You can't. You won't. Indescribable. It reeks into your being. No.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
diamond tipped saw
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
just go grab my chainsaw
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
pwk
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
you'll be forced to listen to a frequency of 12,320hz at 77db with high-detail headphones/studio monitors.

i was experimenting and found that sound particularly ear-piercing at only -15db.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
g force of 1337
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
with a vodoo doll
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
pillow choke
Westonini
0 posts
Joined May 2018
Westonini
Rig the elevator.

The elevator gets jammed and is stuck in an odd position. You're only able to see about 1/4th of the floor's elevator door. It gets pried open by some outsiders and they attempt to pull you out. The elevator's cable snaps and the elevator plummets while half your body is through the door.
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
That's highly unlikely, though? There are extra cables to catch the elevator, so something like that happening is unlikely.

An AK-47 from long range would beat your puny short-range shotguns anytime
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah

thunderbolt
Westonini
0 posts
Joined May 2018
Westonini

jxrhythmer2002 wrote:

That's highly unlikely, though?

It's not unlikely if you

Westonini wrote:

Rig the elevator.

That elevator story (minus the rigging part) actually happened at my University. That's where I got it from. I heard that everyone was scared shitless so no one dared to use the elevators for the rest of the semester.

-----------


OT: Add sharpened metal completely around my cowboy hat and throw it at them like a frisbee.
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Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
challenge you into a duel like an ol'texas style
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
sans undertale powers, or some stupid shit because apparently my character looks akin to sans or papyrus for being a skeleton.
Zozimoto
344 posts
Joined October 2015
Zozimoto
deprave them from calcium
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve
white blood cell from cells at work
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Trim their nails then kill them.
TeeArctic1
70 posts
Joined December 2014
TeeArctic1
Carve them to perfectly fit the golden spiral
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve

Achromalia wrote:

pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.

yikes

Burn him with reflections of the sun's rays
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
rape
Carmlillball
129 posts
Joined April 2018
Carmlillball
With kindness?
Tateshina Eve
373 posts
Joined September 2017
Tateshina Eve

Meah wrote:

rape

wait what
age of consent in PH is 12 yes, but it's 16 in SG, I'm 15 so please no

Subjection to hypothermia from Rinslet Laurenfrost
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
nothing.

nothing, in that you are surrounded with nothing. no gravity, no sound, no scent, no taste, no oxygen, no light, not a single thing to be sensed, except your failing body, and the void.
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Music overdose. Have fun.
Carmlillball
129 posts
Joined April 2018
Carmlillball
Having one piece missing from her puzzle, causing her to go on a massive outrage.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
inflate them until they explode. :^)
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
cotton candy
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
I dunno. Desalinate your body through your eyeballs?

Sounds like a pleasant way to go.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
buried alive with a near-empty oxygen tank to survive on.
Keiga
151 posts
Joined August 2015
Keiga
With kindness. It's the most excruciating way to die.
Wow that was edgy
Radiohead
24 posts
Joined March 2018
Radiohead
it's simple, i'll tell duolingo you didn't do your lesson.
pundice
135 posts
Joined February 2016
pundice
by driving them into the mountains where there is no signal to a radio station, causing their brain to stop functioning
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
just end their misery with a bullet in their mouth.

that is, a sugar bullet. should taste good.
Westonini
0 posts
Joined May 2018
Westonini
They'd probably be fine if they were taken apart since they're a skeleton.

I'm thinkin' a hydraulic press should do the trick.

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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
I could always get myself a new model if parts of the skeletal frame are destroyed.

But what about your skeletal frame?

I'd only need to dig in, get rid of the flesh, and see how you fare.
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Radiohead
24 posts
Joined March 2018
Radiohead
idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Radiohead wrote:

idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground


I can always control the rest of the skeletal frame to replace the skull temporarily, until i can dig the primary skull out.

- - -

Gives me an idea, though. Bury them 8 feet deep into polar ice caps, fill the hole with water, done.
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ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
Throwing chess pieces at you until you die.

Checkmate, bitch.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
*chess pieces fall to the ground*

...

huh?

mmkay then.

- - -

rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.
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Radiohead
24 posts
Joined March 2018
Radiohead
i'll scratch you with my sharp pencil until you die or commit death
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
i'll scratch you with my fingernails until you die or commit death.
Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal

Achromalia wrote:

Right-Hand Reveal.



ouch

ot: force you to play chess with puzzle and watch cat videos until you die of boredom
ERA Puzzle
56 posts
Joined August 2012
ERA Puzzle
I'm going to transport you and an absolutely massive amount of air to a black hole, and put you next to it. There's going to be so much fucking air, that just for a fraction of a second, just an absolute millisecond before all of the air rushes off into space and inexorably towards the black hole, you'll be able to hear the sound of all of those particles vibrating and moving. The sound will reach your ears, and you will be the only human being to have ever heard a black hole. It will be so loud, and so violent, that you will probably die just from hearing the noise.

If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessairily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occuring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, concious, and unconcious stillness.

EDIT: FUCK I GOT NINJA'D
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Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal
make you swallow your fish babies
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Journal wrote:

make you swallow your fish babies
seems like that could be very literal. interesting.

but not really fatal. just weird. kinky, perhaps, but eh.

unless that much could be produced to the extent you drown in it or something.

- - -

get chopped down with an axe, like all the other paper-producing trees.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
I'd use a very heavy mace to easily break all of the bone.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
*cue sans undertale powers of skewering and violently impaling the human on several serrated bones.*
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
Roll over him with a Panzer IV
Zelzatter Zero
4,065 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
just let her doing like this for the rest of her life
Ashton
2,039 posts
Joined February 2016
Ashton
I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
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I would drown them
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Overload cute pictures of newborn animals.
furry hater
931 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater

Ashton wrote:

I would never kill those fine men getting it on

But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
duh
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
push them off the chair
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Use something that can revert the lasers from their eyes.
Zelzatter Zero
4,065 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Revert the curse, so that he will be back to human.
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
He will die within his sadness, no need to do anything else.
furry hater
931 posts
Joined September 2017
furry hater
Push them off the Grand Canyon
Corne2Plum3
Global Moderator
1,881 posts
Joined November 2019
Corne2Plum3
hack his computer
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
hit him with that rod
Zelzatter Zero
4,065 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Use a mirror, it's light after all
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
take away his doggy treats
Lights
683 posts
Joined December 2016
Lights
force him to play on nothing but j8
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Let the darkness grow over Light.
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Saturation to 0%
Or use a b/w filter.
[SANS]
6 posts
Joined February 2019
[SANS]
Do i have to answer?
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
doot doot
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
take her to an uninhabited island that's full of poisonous teas.
Zelzatter Zero
4,065 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
take that plant out of the soil and let everybody step on it
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Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Headshot.
I lack creativity
z0z
521 posts
Joined February 2018
z0z
cover them in clouds and choke them with clouds
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
its not even a person
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
pulls out a mirror and have his own lazer eyes kill him
Nuuskamuikkunen
1,267 posts
Joined March 2013
Nuuskamuikkunen
Herbicides.
Asphiee
1,458 posts
Joined January 2020
Asphiee
thats the cruelest thing...

50 years of self-isolation, simple but deadly
JustABeginner
1,283 posts
Joined December 2016
JustABeginner
Have a cure for a deadly tea.
McEndu
1,428 posts
Joined March 2019
McEndu
Necropost.
[LS]PositoniX
634 posts
Joined June 2018
[LS]PositoniX
stab with that pencil
Zelzatter Zero
4,065 posts
Joined October 2016
Zelzatter Zero
Saying "You have the whole squad laughing out there".
Lights
683 posts
Joined December 2016
Lights
ninjad

give him chocolate?
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