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Send them back to 1916, in France, and have them jump straight into no man's land while wearing 5000 LED lights. In the small chance that they survive, send them back to 3000 BC and have him take a journey with Otzi the Iceman, 1 day prior to his death.
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
Achromalia wrote:
Have them tied to a 120-year-old Black Cherry tree so that they are immobile, and snipe them in each of their carpals and tarsals, shot with a .45-70 govt round each hour, letting them bleed out after each of the four joints were shot at least once, then dump a small 4 in. x 5 in. x 2 in. plastic container full of maggots on their head.
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
Don't kill me I'm innocent
*sigh*jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
Wait a minute, you're already dead, right? Well, I will simply cut off your skull then...
this is gonna be a pain.
*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*
seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.
*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*
euugh. that's always annoying.
moving on.
Achromalia wrote:
be exposed to 30 Gz downward for 30 seconds without any form of G-suit or G-reducing equipment.
kill them embarrassingly by exposing their little corruption collab with nila. owo
also
also
achro this isn't an actual roleplay LOLAchromalia wrote:
*sigh*
this is gonna be a pain.
*walks over to my disembodied skull and picks it up, dusting it off and feeling around it for any damage*
seems fine. well, here goes nothing, for the 132nd time.
*places my skull on top of the atlas bone of my vertabrae, hoping to find that spot where the realignment peg would fit in, eventually managing to pop my skull on*
euugh. that's always annoying.
moving on.
make sure that they are moving at a velocity of 30 m/s @ 30º E of N, then slam them into the Akashi-Kaikyo bridge.
idk
idk
I'll just stab you with the pencil I used for my Mathematics examination (a very sharp one)
by a lack of weebs to conversate with, which leads to internet boredom, which leads to eventual quitting of the social construct and internet laws, which leads to death on the internet. a
(realises this isn't the Otaku Culture subforum)
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.
I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
...Oh, so this is why I have no friends. I've been in the wrong place the whole time.
I splashed kerosene on you and set you alight. You're a Bulbasaur so obviously IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE
jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
I destroyed your drums so you would be too bored
i bought more
updating your privacy policy
oh, I totally know what you're talking about.
I'm gonna pick you up and leave you with the bigger cats.
I'm gonna pick you up and leave you with the bigger cats.
Fade away from choking play
Showdown at high noon in the town square.
my yandere waifu discussed in my signature
Impaled on sharpened bones.
Skewered and placed in the middle of town.
Skewered and placed in the middle of town.
Trap him in a forest filled with venomous snakes
Death ray
C4 explosives
Destroy by raging boy
Drip.
Drip. Drop.
Who? What?
He is not there. Where? How?
Above.
You cannot conceive of the mess. You dont want to. You can't. You won't. Indescribable. It reeks into your being. No.
Drip. Drop.
Who? What?
He is not there. Where? How?
Above.
You cannot conceive of the mess. You dont want to. You can't. You won't. Indescribable. It reeks into your being. No.
diamond tipped saw
you'll be forced to listen to a frequency of 12,320hz at 77db with high-detail headphones/studio monitors.
i was experimenting and found that sound particularly ear-piercing at only -15db.
i was experimenting and found that sound particularly ear-piercing at only -15db.
g force of 1337
Rig the elevator.
The elevator gets jammed and is stuck in an odd position. You're only able to see about 1/4th of the floor's elevator door. It gets pried open by some outsiders and they attempt to pull you out. The elevator's cable snaps and the elevator plummets while half your body is through the door.
The elevator gets jammed and is stuck in an odd position. You're only able to see about 1/4th of the floor's elevator door. It gets pried open by some outsiders and they attempt to pull you out. The elevator's cable snaps and the elevator plummets while half your body is through the door.
That's highly unlikely, though? There are extra cables to catch the elevator, so something like that happening is unlikely.
An AK-47 from long range would beat your puny short-range shotguns anytime
An AK-47 from long range would beat your puny short-range shotguns anytime
jxrhythmer2002 wrote:
That's highly unlikely, though?
It's not unlikely if you
Westonini wrote:
Rig the elevator.
That elevator story (minus the rigging part) actually happened at my University. That's where I got it from. I heard that everyone was scared shitless so no one dared to use the elevators for the rest of the semester.
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OT: Add sharpened metal completely around my cowboy hat and throw it at them like a frisbee.
sans undertale powers, or some stupid shit because apparently my character looks akin to sans or papyrus for being a skeleton.
white blood cell from cells at work
pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.
Trim their nails then kill them.
Carve them to perfectly fit the golden spiral
Achromalia wrote:
pry them away from their waifus, and then shoot.
yikes
Burn him with reflections of the sun's rays
With kindness?
Meah wrote:
rape
wait what
age of consent in PH is 12 yes, but it's 16 in SG, I'm 15 so please no
Subjection to hypothermia from Rinslet Laurenfrost
nothing.
nothing, in that you are surrounded with nothing. no gravity, no sound, no scent, no taste, no oxygen, no light, not a single thing to be sensed, except your failing body, and the void.
nothing, in that you are surrounded with nothing. no gravity, no sound, no scent, no taste, no oxygen, no light, not a single thing to be sensed, except your failing body, and the void.
Music overdose. Have fun.
Having one piece missing from her puzzle, causing her to go on a massive outrage.
I dunno. Desalinate your body through your eyeballs?
Sounds like a pleasant way to go.
Sounds like a pleasant way to go.
buried alive with a near-empty oxygen tank to survive on.
With kindness. It's the most excruciating way to die.
Wow that was edgy
Wow that was edgy
it's simple, i'll tell duolingo you didn't do your lesson.
by driving them into the mountains where there is no signal to a radio station, causing their brain to stop functioning
just end their misery with a bullet in their mouth.
that is, a sugar bullet. should taste good.
that is, a sugar bullet. should taste good.
They'd probably be fine if they were taken apart since they're a skeleton.
I'm thinkin' a hydraulic press should do the trick.
I'm thinkin' a hydraulic press should do the trick.
I could always get myself a new model if parts of the skeletal frame are destroyed.
But what about your skeletal frame?
I'd only need to dig in, get rid of the flesh, and see how you fare.
But what about your skeletal frame?
I'd only need to dig in, get rid of the flesh, and see how you fare.
idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground
Radiohead wrote:
idk, i'd take your skull off and set it 8 feet in the ground
I can always control the rest of the skeletal frame to replace the skull temporarily, until i can dig the primary skull out.
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Gives me an idea, though. Bury them 8 feet deep into polar ice caps, fill the hole with water, done.
Throwing chess pieces at you until you die.
Checkmate, bitch.
Checkmate, bitch.
*chess pieces fall to the ground*
...
huh?
mmkay then.
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rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.
...
huh?
mmkay then.
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rook checks with a4 to a2, your king escapes check, bishop takes e6 pawn, and after your king moves, queen checkmates c1 king from e1.
i'll scratch you with my sharp pencil until you die or commit death
i'll scratch you with my fingernails until you die or commit death.
ouchAchromalia wrote:
ot: force you to play chess with puzzle and watch cat videos until you die of boredom
I'm going to transport you and an absolutely massive amount of air to a black hole, and put you next to it. There's going to be so much fucking air, that just for a fraction of a second, just an absolute millisecond before all of the air rushes off into space and inexorably towards the black hole, you'll be able to hear the sound of all of those particles vibrating and moving. The sound will reach your ears, and you will be the only human being to have ever heard a black hole. It will be so loud, and so violent, that you will probably die just from hearing the noise.
If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessairily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occuring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, concious, and unconcious stillness.
EDIT: FUCK I GOT NINJA'D
If not, you will certainly die soon after as you are sucked into the black holes event horizon. Curiously, if I somehow managed to drop you off close enough to it (which I would have to do for you to be able to hear anything); and assuming your body isn't ripped apart by the massive gravitational tidal forces of the black hole, time will cease to exist for you. You will be stuck in that one moment, forever, for the rest of eternity, watching your body - not necessairily from the tidal forces of the black hole - but from the distortion of reality. It won't be painful. You won't feel a thing. You'll simply be stuck there, in time, a spaghetti noodle man. Unfortunately, you also won't be able to see this occuring, because light will not reach your eyes. You also will not be able to process and comprehend it, because no time will occur in which you are able to understand what is happening. For all intents and purposes, you will vanish from reality, stuck in a limbo and purgatory that you will never be able to experience - infinite, concious, and unconcious stillness.
EDIT: FUCK I GOT NINJA'D
seems like that could be very literal. interesting.Journal wrote:
make you swallow your fish babies
but not really fatal. just weird. kinky, perhaps, but eh.
unless that much could be produced to the extent you drown in it or something.
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get chopped down with an axe, like all the other paper-producing trees.
I'd use a very heavy mace to easily break all of the bone.
*cue sans undertale powers of skewering and violently impaling the human on several serrated bones.*
just let her doing like this for the rest of her life
I would never kill those fine men getting it on
But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
But if I was forced to, I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
Overload cute pictures of newborn animals.
duhAshton wrote:
I would never kill those fine men getting it onBut if I was forced to,I would shoot them with a hunting rifle.
push them off the chair
Use something that can revert the lasers from their eyes.
Revert the curse, so that he will be back to human.
He will die within his sadness, no need to do anything else.
Push them off the Grand Canyon
hack his computer
hit him with that rod
Use a mirror, it's light after all
take away his doggy treats
Let the darkness grow over Light.
Saturation to 0%
Or use a b/w filter.
Or use a b/w filter.
doot doot
take her to an uninhabited island that's full of poisonous teas.
take that plant out of the soil and let everybody step on it
Headshot.
I lack creativity
I lack creativity
its not even a person
pulls out a mirror and have his own lazer eyes kill him