oh my god. you mean THE Bugs Bunny The God of Destruction!?! that's it, i'm messaging the Apex Legends devs rn
Once upon a time...
in a happy forest,
in the happiest tree.
Lived the happiest creatures
the world has ever known.
The Trolls.
They loved naming more
than to sing,
and dance, and hug.
Dance, and hug,
and sing, and dance,
and sing, and hug, and dance...
and hug, and dance,
and sing, and hug,
and dance, and hug...
But then one day,
the Trolls were discovered by...
a Bergen!
The Bergens
didn't know how to sing...
or dance...
or even hug.
They were the most miserable
creatures in ail the land.
And once they saw
how happy the Trolls were...
they wanted some of that
happiness for themselves.
Oh, my God!
Eating a Troll
made them feel so happy...
they started a tradition.
Once a year, every year...
the Bergens would gather
around the Troll Tree...
to taste happiness...
on a holiday they called...
Trollstice.
Whoo!
Good morning, Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Daddy, wake up!
Wake up! Wake up, Daddy!
Wake up, Daddy.
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Gristle! What time is it?
It's Trollstice!
Trollstice!
Our one day to be happy.
Yeah!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Please give it up for
your Keeper of the Trolls...
your Minister of Happiness...
your Royal Chef...
Me.
Ooh!
This is
a very special Trollstice...
as there is one amongst us
who has never tasted a Troll.
Ooh, me!
She is talking about me!
Prince Gristle...
the time has come.
It's okay, son.
I remember being nervous
my first time.
Okay.
That's my boy.
It is my sacred duty...
to initiate you in the
ways of true happiness.
I have chosen an extra-special
Troll, just for you.
The happiest.
The most positive...
sweetest Troll of all.
And because every prince
deserves a princess...
I give you the one
they call Princess Poppy.
Please make me happy,
Princess Poppy.
What are you feeling?
That one's rotten!
It's fake?
Fake?
Fake?
They're gone?
Where are they?
Don't worry, sire.
We'll find them.
I think I hear something!
Go! Go!
Once upon a time...
in a happy forest,
in the happiest tree.
Lived the happiest creatures
the world has ever known.
The Trolls.
They loved naming more
than to sing,
and dance, and hug.
Dance, and hug,
and sing, and dance,
and sing, and hug, and dance...
and hug, and dance,
and sing, and hug,
and dance, and hug...
But then one day,
the Trolls were discovered by...
a Bergen!
The Bergens
didn't know how to sing...
or dance...
or even hug.
They were the most miserable
creatures in ail the land.
And once they saw
how happy the Trolls were...
they wanted some of that
happiness for themselves.
Oh, my God!
Eating a Troll
made them feel so happy...
they started a tradition.
Once a year, every year...
the Bergens would gather
around the Troll Tree...
to taste happiness...
on a holiday they called...
Trollstice.
Whoo!
Good morning, Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Daddy, wake up!
Wake up! Wake up, Daddy!
Wake up, Daddy.
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy! Daddy!
Daddy, wake up!
Gristle! What time is it?
It's Trollstice!
Trollstice!
Our one day to be happy.
Yeah!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Trolls! Trolls! Trolls!
Please give it up for
your Keeper of the Trolls...
your Minister of Happiness...
your Royal Chef...
Me.
Ooh!
This is
a very special Trollstice...
as there is one amongst us
who has never tasted a Troll.
Ooh, me!
She is talking about me!
Prince Gristle...
the time has come.
It's okay, son.
I remember being nervous
my first time.
Okay.
That's my boy.
It is my sacred duty...
to initiate you in the
ways of true happiness.
I have chosen an extra-special
Troll, just for you.
The happiest.
The most positive...
sweetest Troll of all.
And because every prince
deserves a princess...
I give you the one
they call Princess Poppy.
Please make me happy,
Princess Poppy.
What are you feeling?
That one's rotten!
It's fake?
Fake?
Fake?
They're gone?
Where are they?
Don't worry, sire.
We'll find them.
I think I hear something!
Go! Go!