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I dindo nuthin

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Ca-captain...

I... don't feel... so good...

Oh well, it seems that the infection spreads out of this thread quickly.. YOLO. Can't fight it alone on meta threads..

don't worry abraker, I gotchu.

I got resurrected. But then I saw Aiseca say "YOLO"

... I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

abraker wrote:

I am scared to ask, but what year is this?

3

Baddies💀😠 It's a lot of baddies😩😬 That be griefin' and griefin' and griefin' and griefin'😧😢😞😞 They griefin' on me🤒🤕 Yuh, ay, ay💯✔

She say, "Do you love me?"🤔💘 I tell her, "Only partly"😖😖😝 I only love my ores and my diamonds, I'm sorry😎💯💎

This shitpost Chaos is sponsored by:

ok i should probably finish what i was working on

An abrupt abberation, after all.

gotta post my ctrl+v


We got too drunk, we got too high

OH FUCK

By burdensome blight, be banished.

😎

now this is epic

Abraker, don't feel bad, you did your best....
But this thread is really doomed..

ok maybe one more

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Wow, why are you guys shitposting

no

You know, shitposting is bad. You guys should stop

Getting blindsided in this thread

wait, someone is shitposting? wtf how dare they

Yeah, you'll get punished if you do

phew, thank god im not one of those

thank god but

The integrity knights. Also known as, the integrators.
Possessing exquisite swordsmanship and sacred arts of the
highest order, they were the mightiest masters capable of utilizing
the «armament full control art» as they wished.
Despite having protected the Human World’s law and order, and
with such, the Axiom Church’s rule, for three hundred long years,
the entire size of the knight brigade was astonishingly small. As
the name of Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one, appointed to the position
barely a month ago, indicates, they numbered merely thirty one in
total.
However, that fact only served to underline the integrity knights’
strength and the fright they inspire, not undermining it in the
slightest. Even in numbers that pale when compared to even a full
raid group in SAO or ALO, they continued repelling intruders from
the vast Dark Territory encircling the Human World.
I—Kirito, once called names like the «Beater» or the «Black
Swordsman», now an elite swordsman-in-training studying at the
North Centoria Sword Mastery Academy, stood up in challenge
against these integrity knights, the strength of each rivaling many
men, with just a single long sword at my waist and my bosom
friend as my partner.
The battle broke out through unexpected developments involving
being arrested, imprisoned, and breaking out, rather than having
initiated it on my own, but now that I’d turned my sword on the
Axiom Church, the organization unequivocally accepted as the
rulers, the only path left was simply to advance.
The «Frost Scale Whip», Eldrie Synthesis Thirty-one.
The «Conflagrant Flame Bow», Deusolbert Synthesis Seven.
The «Heaven Piercing Sword», Fanatio Synthesis Two, and her
subordinates, the «Four Oscillation Blades».
The «Fragrant Olive», Alice Synthesis Thirty

damn, that's crazy.

Each language holds a history and culture, giving identity and roots. Yet, worldwide, 4 languages die every two months. Of the 6000 languages known, only 3000 will be left by the end of the 21st century.

Vulnerable to misplaced judgment, foreign influences and replacement by Creole, the Hawaiian language, 'Ölelo Hawai'i, has long been threatened with the same fate of extinction. Thanks to powerful revitalization programs over the last 20 years it will now, perhaps, be one of the survivors.

'Ölelo Hawai'i belongs to the Polynesian languages. Captain Cook and his companions recorded the Hawaiian language for the first time in Kaua'i, in 1778. They immediately noticed the great similarity to Tahitian and Maori. In communicating with the Hawaiians they used Tahitian words and gestures.

These early voyagers, who thought they had found an innocent paradise, described Hawaiian as "primitive, childlike, lilting, effeminate", and "simple". Reduplication ('ele'ele, wikiwiki) and the abundance of vowels seemed like baby-talk. They had no idea how to approach such a different language.

Hawaiian was an oral language. The 19th century missionaries, however, were supposed to teach their converts to read the Bible, and created a writing system with an alphabet of only twelve letters for words of indigenous Hawaiian origin. The Hawaiian language became the language of the government, remained the most commonly used language in daily life, and was used between the numerous different ethnic groups who had all arrived here to work the plantations.The alphabet was later expanded to allow for two unique characteristics in the Hawaiian word that the missionaries had missed.

First, there was the unnoticed consonant, a glottal stop. Try the sound in the American exclamation "oh-oh". The 'okina symbol (') now indicates this stop. Secondly, the five vowels could all function as longer sounds, now symbolized with a short line above the vowel. It became clear that Hawaiian was just as diversified and complete as the familiar European languages.

But the increasing influence of the United States pushed English forward as the language of choice. Soon, with the overthrow of the Kingdom in 1893 and the following annexation in 1898, the Hawaiian language was entirely banned from schools and government.

Today, there are only a thousand native speakers left, most of whom live on isolated Ni'ihau. Another 8000 people can speak and understand Hawaiian. Compare those numbers to the estimated Hawaiian speaking population during Cook's years: 500,000!

In the 1970's a renaissance of the Hawaiian culture emerged, and, within it, a renewed respect for the native language of the Hawaiian people was born. In 1978 Hawaiian was again made the official language of the state. Hawaiian language immersion programs are spreading rapidly with the Pünana Leo (Nest of Voices) schools, federally funded since 1989. These are now running through 10th grade. About 1400 students are being taught through Hawaiian, another 4000 are learning Hawaiian as a second language. In 1978 Hawaiian became a mandated course in public schools.

Supported by the Hale Kuamo'o Hawaiian Language center at the University of Hawai'i at Hilo, a masters degree in Hawaiian language and literature taught exclusively in Hawaiian has just been approved. The center also works on contemporary lexicon and teacher training.

Thanks to enormous efforts, the true Hawaiian language breathes new life. In language we preserve memory and create a link to the future. We need to keep the Hawaiian language alive so our children may thrive and remember.

Ofcourse

Driving away the integrity knights with their mighty weapons,
known as divine instruments, by the breadth of a hair, I had
single-mindedly continued climbing up the grand staircases of the
Axiom Church Central Cathedral, but naturally, that path would
have been impossible with my own strength alone.
The black sword carved out of a branch of the «demonic tree», the
Gigas Cedar, over an entire year by Sadore, a craftsman in Central
Centoria.
Cardinal, the sage who granted me respite with a place to rest,
food, as well as extensive information regarding this world and
the armament full control art in order to oppose the knights.
And of course, Eugeo, my bosom friend who had always stayed
beside me throughout these two years or so since we set out on a
journey from Rulid Village—
I had taught him various sword skills for one-handed straight
swords, what was now known as the «Aincrad-style
Swordsmanship», but that pales in comparison to what I had
received. After thrown into the Underworld from the real world
without warning, I had only managed to survive in this alternate
world where I couldn’t make head or tails of anything, thanks to
his assistance, encouragement, and guidance.
I was torn away from this peerless partner on the eightieth floor
of the Central Cathedral. Only Integrity Knight Alice and I were
hurled out from the tower through a large hole that opened up in
the wall in the midst of our fierce battle.
Earnestly persuading Alice to sheath her sword and spending a
night to climb that horizontal outer wall, we somehow returned
into the tower at the ninety-fifth floor. Climbing the stairs in
pursuit of Eugeo who should have arrived first, we chased after a
peculiar man who called himself the Chief Elder Chudelkin and
reached the ninety-ninth floor—a floor away from the room of the
highest minister, Administrator.

whoa that's crazy

The Core Basics

Casual wear for daytime sightseeing. For example, shorts and t-shirts are fine for day time wear. Ideally, we recommend wearing moisture-wicking, quick-drying clothes as they’ll dry quickly if you get caught out in a rain shower, plus they dissipate perspiration more quickly. If you have a choice of colors, choose lighter shades that are cooler to wear on warm, sunny days.
For dinners, you really don’t need to get dressed up for the vast majority of restaurants. Most places will say “resort wear” is their dress code. So what does resort wear mean? Men might want to wear shorts or khaki trousers and a short-sleeved, collared shirt. Ladies may want to wear casual skirts, sun dresses, capri pants, shorts, etc. (See our posts with photos showing resort wear for Hawaii for women and examples of Hawaii resort wear for men.) Most restaurants are pretty casual and don’t make a big deal over it. We’ve seen plenty of people out to dinner in shorts and a nice t-shirt. When possible, I like to make my dinner reservations about a week or more before I leave for Hawaii. When I call to make the reservations, I ask what the dress code is. That way there is never a doubt. While we’re on this topic of what type of clothes to pack, I want to encourage you to pack light. It saves so much time, effort and airline charges for checked luggage. Please read my articles on why it benefits you to pack light and practical strategies to pack light. Note that the above photo on the right shows me holding all the clothes I packed for a 17-day Hawaii vacation.

wow i have deja vu that's crazy

Holy shit, that's crazy man
In that space occupied by nothing aside from the stairs proceeding
onto the Chamber of Elders and the elevating disk rising towards
the hundredth floor, I finally reunited with my partner.
But he was no longer the unassuming youth born in the outskirts
who I knew.
He was the newest integrity knight, covered in armor of silvery
blue, Eugeo Synthesis Thirty-two.
That was my bosom friend’s new name.

🅱️hoa, 🅱️o 🅱️ay. 🅱️hat's 🅱️appening 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

What's new in Scooby Doo?

What's new in Scooby Doo? We will follow We solved this problem You will see Scooby Doo We are behind you What's new in Scooby Doo?

Don't look back, you will smell Here you can find Scooby Doo snacks

What's new in Scooby Doo? We are behind you We solved this problem You will see Scooby Doo Road is forbidden What's new in Scooby Doo?

Do not Do not No, no, no, no, no, no. Do not Do not What's new in Scooby Doo?

What's new? Ultra instinct Shaggy I think
デート・ア・ライブ – Date A Live
Date A Live 10 - 鳶一エンジェル – Tobiichi Angel
8
Prologue: Tobiichi Origami
It was 5 years from now, when the girl known as Tobiichi Origami became [Special].
She was smarter than a normal child; she was also excellent in her school grades and
physical abilities but all of it was within normal limits and at the very least, it was at
the level where her mother could act proud in the legal guardian association or parentchild meetings.
Her forte subject was math. Her weak subject was the Japanese language.
Her favorite food was gratin. Her hated food was celery.
Her future dream was----to be a cute wife.
The world was filled with common sense and no one would doubt that. If she
performs things within her limits then her friends and the adults would praise her. She
was not really conscious of whether or not that gentle world would continue forever.
But on that summer day, five years ago. Everything surrounding Origami changed.
---on that day. The scenery that came welcoming Origami when she returned back to
the city was not her familiar city scenery, but rather a hellish scenery burning in
crimson flames.
(Father, Mother……!)
When Origami recalled back her parent’s existence inside her house, she ran into the
city wrapped in flames.
Thinking about it, it was an extremely reckless act. Even if Origami reaches back to
her home, there was nothing she could do. However during that time, Origami was
only thinking about checking her parent’s safety.
Not long later after Origami reached home, her father was holding her mother by the
shoulders while kicking opening the door of her burning house before coming outside.
At that time, Origami could only be relieved. Both her father and mother were alive.
She was so happy she extended her hands to take her father's hand while tears were
floating on her eyes.
However, at that moment.
(-----------Eh?)
A light suddenly poured down from the sky and easily blew Origami’s body away.

yea that dude's op.

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see that humans never change
Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in!
I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god
What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy
Hey!
What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky
When you were waddling yay high
This guy!
When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo
Oh, also I lassoed the sun
You're welcome!
To stretch the days and bring you fun
Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome!
To fill your sails and shake your trees
So what can I say except you're welcome
For the islands I pulled from the sea
There's no need to pray, it's okay
You're welcome!
Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around
I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away
And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'
Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go
Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Yabai

And------her parents were right under that light.
They became small bits, and it was unthinkable that they had the shape of a human
just a moment ago.
(A-ah……..ah………..Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh-----------)
Origami was clattering her teeth while looking up at the sky. The silhouette of the girl
who released that light was there.
(It was you………)
--The one who killed my father and mother.
(I won’t forgive you……..! kill…………I will kill you…..! I will----
definitely………!)
Raising a voice filled with resentment, Origami vowed her revenge.
That was Origami’s meeting with the Spirit.
It became the starting point of a long destiny.
With that day as her boundary, Origami changed.
Since she had no close relatives, she got taken into custody temporarily by an aunt
living nearby but----that aunt was apparently previously related to the AST and, she
was the reason for Origami’s decision for her future life. Her aunt, told her beforehand
to keep this a secret from everyone else while telling Origami of a certain existence.
--Spirits. The disaster killing the world.
After that, Origami started becoming obsessed for knowledge and training.
There was only one reason. The Spirit she saw that time. Find out its identity and kill
her with her own hands.
The young Origami did not know the specific way to do so. That’s why-----she
frantically continued training herself. She trained her body and mind with a strictness
which could be mistaken with the ones from a Shura or Rakshasa to prepare herself to
be able to take action immediately when the day she tracked down her parent’s killer
comes.
Her forte subject was everything. There was no subject she was bad with. She
mastered every knowledge and technique she could gather and completely destroyed
the word [Impossible]

they deadass put Maui in apex legends like 😳😳😳😳😳

I've been staring at the edge of the water
'Long as I can remember, never really knowing why
I wish I could be the perfect daughter
But I come back to the water, no matter how hard I try
Every turn I take, every trail I track
Every path I make, every road leads back
To the place I know, where I can not go, where I long to be
See the line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I'll know, if I go there's just no telling how far I'll go
I know everybody on this island, seems so happy on this island
Everything is by design
I know everybody on this island has a role on this island
So maybe I can roll with mine
I can lead with pride, I can make us strong
I'll be satisfied if I play along
But the voice inside sings a different song
What is wrong with me?
See the light as it shines on the sea? It's blinding
But no one knows, how deep it goes
And it seems like it's calling out to me, so come find me
And let me know, what's beyond that line, will I cross that line?
The line where the sky meets the sea? It calls me
And no one knows, how far it goes
If the wind in my sail on the sea stays behind me
One day I'll know, how far I'll go

Shaggy should be in Apex Legend
She no longer cared whether or not she had likes or dislikes for food from that time on
wards. She only needed the adequate amount of nutrients to make a strong body and
didn’t care for anything else.
Her future dream-----was only towards killing that Spirit.
Few years passed since then. Origami knocked on the AST door by her aunt’s referral,
and she became a Wizard after confirming that she had compatibility with the
Realizer.
Origami’s training when she became an AST member became even harsher.
The world was filled with irrationality and no one would try to oppose it. Her limits
could not achieve her goals no matter how hard she tried. In order to live through that
cruel world, she could only continue being strongly conscious about the things she
should do and her own meaning of life.
But even so-----Even that Origami had moments when she can feel at ease.
Yes. It was the young boy she met at that time.
Thinking back, the emotion she had might be more like reliance compared to deep
affections.
Having lost both her parents, Origami was barely able to maintain her sanity thanks to
his existence approaching her.
That’s why-----he became an underlying cause, and even though she got chased out
from the AST because of him, she had not once harbored any hatred towards him.
Now that she thought about it………..Origami might have felt her limits.
The AST was an organization made to defeat the Spirits. The Realizer which is able to
grant super powers to humans.
Even though she had them both, she could not compare to a Spirit at all.
That’s why. Origami wanted more power.
From the DEM industry, the company that invented the Realizer. She wanted the
latest cutting edge equipment and the body to use it.
And, Origami-----

i like the sound of that, but he'd probably just absolutely eradicate every other team as soon as the game starts. maybe they could put in Scooby instead. his power level is still quite high but i think they'll be able to balance him a bit.

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once
Now I know I can be happy as a clam
Because I'm beautiful, baby
Did your granny say listen to your heart
Be who you are on the inside
I need three words to tear her argument apart
Your granny lied!
I'd rather be
Shiny
Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck
Scrub the deck and make it look
Shiny
I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck
Just a sec!
Don't you know
Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb
They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)
Oh, and here they come, come, come
To the brightest thing that glitters
Mmm, fish dinners
I just love free food
And you look like seafood (seafood)
Well, well, well
Little Maui's having trouble with his look
You little semi-demi-mini-god
Ouch! What a terrible performance
Get the hook (get it?)
You don't swing it like you used to, man
Yet I have to give you credit for my start
And your tattoos on the outside
For just like you I made myself a work of art
I'll never hide; I can't, I'm too
Shiny
Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough
Strut my stuff; my stuff is so
Shiny
Send your armies but they'll never be enough
My shell's too tough
Maui man, you could try, try, try
But you can't expect a demi-god
To beat a decapod (give it up)
You will die, die, die
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your aching heart
Far from the ones who abandoned you
Chasing the love of these humans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be tough
But your armour's just not hard enough
Maui
Now it's time to kick your
Hiney
Ever seen someone so
Shiny
Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see
C'est la vie mon ami
I'm so
Shiny
Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea
Just for me
You'll never be quite as
Shiny
You wish you were nice and
Shiny

I think it's fine if they add Bugs Bunny The God of Destruction too
Chapter 1: The Targeted Shidou
Part 1
The smell was the odd thing he felt first in the dark.
It smelled sweet like a flower or soap. It clearly didn't belong to him but, it suddenly
tickled Shidou’s nose.
“Hn…….”
He stirred around while making a small groan before taking a stretch while lying
down.
This time after he did that, he felt a warm and soft feeling at the back of his hand and
a soft [Kyaa] could be heard at the same time as well.
“Heh……?”
After Shidou forcefully awaken his cloudy consciousness, he rubbed his eyes while
slowly raising his body.
His familiar bed was the first thing that entered his view. On top of the white sheets,
there were wrinkled blankets and bath blankets covered on top. But, it was clear that
the feeling he felt on his hand was not that and more importantly, cloths don’t give out
voices. Shidou slowly raised his sights.
When he did that,
“Fufu…..Good morning, Shidou-kun”
A girl in her underwear was snuggling beside Shidou while relaxing her mouth
charmingly and lifting her hair erotically.
She should be in her mid-twenties; she had slender limbs and voluptuous breasts. She
was a beauty with prided proportions that would make even models feel shame.
“…….Hnn, aahh, Goo------“
Shidou replied in a half-awake state before-----stopping mid-way in his words.
“U-uwaahhhhhhhh!?”
The same time his brain understood the strange situation, Shidou took some distance
back to make a gap between the beauty. But, this was on top of the bed. Having lost

They better pay us for these wonderful ideas
the space to support his butt, Shidou fell backwards just like that and hit his head on
the floor.
“Guwahh!”
“A-ra a-ra. Mouu, you have to notice this you know, Shidou-kun”
The sound of the girl giggling could be heard. After Shidou raised his head up in his
face-up body posture, he looked up towards the bed with feelings of perplexity and
surprise mixed together.
“Na……….Natsumi……!? Why are you-----“
He then called the girl’s name with a voice filled with panic.
Yes. Shidou knows this girl. Natsumi. She was the Spirit that had her Reiryoku sealed
by Shidou a few days ago.
“What do you mean why, it’s a greeting. I came here to wake up the sleepyhead you
know”
After Natsumi slowly raised her body, she [hnnn] stretched. Even though it was just
that, it looked like that one scene that happens in movies.
Shidou was close to being attracted to Natsumi’s beautiful gesture for one moment
but, he immediately regained his composure and swung his head.
“Not that………..! No, I am curious as to why you're sleeping there too but, more
importantly----“
Shidou rubbed his eyes once more; he also pinched his cheeks and confirmed that he
wasn’t daydreaming before continuing his words.
“Natsumi, why are you an adult!?”
Yes. Actually, this beautiful lady was not Natsumi’s real appearance.
Natsumi was a spirit with transformation abilities and this was her appearance after
she transformed her body to match an ideal woman’s body.
But, the current Natsumi should have her Reiryoku sealed away by Shidou. Thinking
normally, there was no way she could use her transformation abilities. Even if she use
her limited released powers, it should be only possible when the spirit's mental state is
in considerable disorder.

yea i like money. money is good.

We got Poppy!
Pass her to me!
Here comes Poppy!
Here she is!
Ah! There's my princess.
Da-da.
King Peppy, some of the others
can't keep up.
No Troll left behind!
Thank you, King Peppy!
- Thank you, King Peppy!
- Thank you!
Thank you, King Peppy.
No Troll left behind!
Daddy, where are they?
Don't just stand there!
Make my son happy!
He will be happy!
Where is he?
I don't think
King Peppy made it.
When I say
no Troll left behind...
I mean, no Troll left behind!
King Peppy,
where's Princess Poppy?
Don't worry. She's safe.
No Troll left behind!
Aww!
But we'll be a lot safer
the further we get
from Bergen Town.
Go, go! Hurry!
That's right! Take her away!
Get her out of my sight!
She is hereby banished
from Bergen Town forever.
We can all be happy again.
I'll find the Trolls!
And shove them down
your ungrateful throats.
But, Daddy...
I never got to eat a Troll.
What's gonna make me happy now?
Come here, son.
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
You will never, ever, ever,
ever be happy.
Never?
Ever.
Here! Right here!
This is where we will
rebuild our civilization.
It has everything we need.
Fresh air, clean water...
and sweet acoustics.
Ba de ya Say do you remember
Ba de ya Dancing in September
Ba de ya Never was a cloudy day
Twenty years ago today,
King Peppy made us safe...
and now every Troll is free
to be happy
and live in perfect...
Harmony Harmony
Harmony
And that's why
we hug every hour.
Yep.
I wish it was every half hour.
So do I.
But that wouldn't leave
much time
for singing and dancing,
now would it?
Princess Poppy, do the Bergens
still want to eat us?
You bet!
But just because it's the only
way they'll ever be happy.
Oh, no.
I do taste delicious.
Isn't there anything else
to make them happy?
Ooh. What about
having birthday parties?
Or slumber parties?
Or staring at your parents
while they sleep.
But I don't want to be food.
Don't worry.
No Troll ever will be.
And that's why we're celebrating
with the biggest party ever.
Everybody's gonna be there.
Everybody?
Everybody.
Everybody, move
your hair and feel united
Ohh!
Everybody, shake your hair and feel
United
Ohh!
Yeah
Everybody's coming
to the celebration
I'ma hook you up
with the invitation
Let your hair swing
and party with me
No bad vibes

I'd like them to pay me cheesebars
That means, Natsumi’s body has probably fallen prey to a severe stress. No, from
what he could see from Natsumi, it didn't look like her mental state was in disorder at
all------
The room door suddenly opened, just when Shidou was thinking about that.
“Just what is going on, you were so noisy just now”
A middle school aged girl with her hair tied into two sides (twin tails) with black
ribbons entered the room. It was Shidou’s sister, Itsuka Kotori. It seems, she felt
suspicious and came to check the situation out because I raised a loud shout when I
fell down to the floor just now.
“……………wait”
After Kotori looked around the room while opening the door, she looked at Natsumi
who was half-naked, and Shidou who was on the ground before *twitch* her
eyebrows twitched.
Not caring that her panties could be seen from Shidou’s angle, she swung her legs up
before dropping her heel onto Shidou’s stomach while he was facing upwards.
“What the heck are you doing this early in the morningggggg!”
“Gyaann……..”
After Shidou bent his body like the shape of the word く , he held his stomach while
groaning in agony. Maintaining the momentum from when she heel dropped Shidou,
Kotori turned her back to Shidou and after both her legs landed on the ground, she
slammed her left palm into her right fist and took a finishing pose. If this was a
fighting game then, there was no mistake that the word [KO!] would be dancing
between them.
“Fuun, gyaan huh. How about changing your occupation to an antique shop owner?”
“Wh-why you……”
Even though he was raising a voice filled with pain, it seems Kotori did not bother to
listen.
“So, just what were you thinking about when you were going to commit an obscene
act in the house which has your sister in it? I thought you were someone more discrete
and prudent”
“That’s false accusations!”

maybe they should also add a cheesebar power-up item in apex legends too

Just love, you'll see
Do the D-A-N-C-E
One-two-three-four fight
Stick to the B-E-A- Get ready to
Ignite
You are such a P-Y- Catching all the lights
Just easy as A-B-C
That's how you make it right
It ain't hard out here
When you're doing it right
Put a smile on blast
That's the Troll life
And I'm here
to heip you through it
Come on, Smidge,
I know you can do it
Your confidence
gives me strength.
Okay, Mr. Dinkles.
Say, leaves!
Mmm.
Somethings missing.
That's it!
Don't stop, don't
stop Don't stop the beat
I can't stop, can't stop
Can't stop the beat
I won't stop, won't stop
Won't stop the beat
Go!
Everybody, shake your hair and feel
United
Ohh!
Sunshine day,
everybody's singing
Sunshine day
Everybody, move your hair and feel
United
Ohh! Yeah, ohh!
Yeah!
Unbelievable, guys.
Really, really great.
Good job.
I could hear you
from a mile away!
Good. I was worried we weren't
projecting enough.
Poppy, if I can hear you,
so can the Bergens.
Oh, boy.
Here we go again.
Oh, Branch...
You always ruin everything.
Warning us about the Bergens.
No, I don't.
The Bergens are coming!
The Bergens are coming!
The Bergens are coming!
Come on! We haven't seen
a Bergen in 20 years.
They're not gonna find us.
No, they're not
going to find me,
because I'll be
in my highly camouflaged...
heavily fortified,
Bergen-proof survival bunker.
You mean you're not coming
to the party tonight?
But it's going to be
the biggest...
The loudest...
The craziest party ever!
Big? Loud?
Crazy'?
You're just gonna lead
the Bergens right to us!
Are you sure you wanna invite
this party pooper
to poop on your party?
Yes. I think everyone deserves
to be happy.
I don't do happy.
Branch, I know you have
happiness inside you.
You just need
our help to find it.
Celebrate
freedom from the Bergens
What do you say, Branch?
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't be caught dead at
your party, but you will be.
Caught and dead.
Whoa, whoa.
Easy' Branch. Easy.
Thank you for providing
safe passage, brother.
Namaste.
Okay, first of all, mate,
thanks for sharing
your unique perspective
on things.
Again.
But, just for now,
why don't you try on
some positivity, eh?
A little positivity
might go with that vest.
Okay, fine.
I'm positive you all
are going to get eaten.
Hug time!
It is hug time.
Hug time!
Oh, that feels good.
Our hearts are synchronizing!
I can squeeze you forever
Someday,
when the Bergens find us...
and the survival of every
Troll is in your hands...
I sure hope the answer
is singing, dancing,
and hugging...
because that's all you know
how to do.
That is not true!
Poppy can also scrapbook.
I can't believe you're
gonna be queen one day.
Tune out his
negative vibrations, Poppy.
They're toxic.
Some folks just
don't want to be happy.
I guess.
You guessed right.
Boop.
Yeah!
Whoo! I love you so much!
Yeah!
Whoo! Glitter!
YOLO!

me reading this page

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag
Drifting through the wind wanting to start again?
Do you ever feel, feel so paper-thin
Like a house of cards one blow from caving in?
Do you ever feel already buried deep?
Six feet under screams, but no one seems to hear a thing
Do you know that there's still a chance for you?
'Cause there's a spark in you
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
You don't have to feel like a waste of space
You're original, cannot be replaced
If you only knew what the future holds
After a hurricane comes a rainbow
Maybe a reason why all the doors are closed
So you could open one that leads you to the perfect road
Like a lightning bolt, your heart will blow
And when it's time, you'll know
You just gotta ignite the light
And let it shine
Just own the night
Like the Fourth of July
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
It's always been inside of you, you, you
And now it's time to let it through
'Cause baby, you're a firework
C'mon, show 'em what you're worth
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you're a firework
C'mon, let your colors burst
Make 'em go, "Aah, aah, aah"
You're gonna leave them all in awe, awe, awe
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon
Boom, boom, boom
Even brighter than the moon, moon, moon

that'd be perfect. ok my human battery is running low so i need to go to bed and recharge so i can continue to guard these threads from shitposts in the morning.

More glitter!
Turn it up!
I can't hear you!
Trolls.
Okay, everyone.
I just want to take a moment...
and get a little real.
Poppy!
She's my friend!
I know her!
I'd like to take a second
to celebrate our king...
my father...
who, 20 years ago this night...
saved all of us
from those dreaded...
Bergens.
Gotcha.
Uh...
Cupcake?
Run!
Run! Run!
Poppy, help!
Mr. Dinkles?
- Has anybody seen Mr.
- Dinkles?
Biggie!
Blend in! Blend in!
Blend in!
Poppy!
Run!
Run, Smidge!
Oh, my God!
Poppy, help!
Hurry!
Go! Go! Go!
Phew... Whoa!
Cooper!
Everyone, minimize your auras!
Creek!
No! Poppy!
Hold on.
POPPY!
No!
Creek!
Ow!
Hmm.
Bad Bergen!
Bad, bad Bergen.
Ah...
Bad, bad Bergen!
Dad!
Whoa...
Thanks for throwing
the biggest...
the loudest...
The craziest party ever.
Is it coming back?
What are we gonna do now?
We have to find a new home.
Everyone, hurry.
We have to leave
before the Bergens come back.
We have to rescue them.
No, POPPY, we have to run.
Now, let's go, everyone.
Come on!
What about
"No Troll left behind?
I'm sorry, Poppy-
That was a longtime ago.
And I'm not the king I once was.
Then I'll go.
I'll go and save them.
No, Poppy.
It's too dangerous.
I have to at least try.
No. You can't go to
Bergen Town by yourself.
It's impossible.
Celebrate freedom from the Bergens
Celebrate freedom
from the Bergens
Branch, you're invited!
No! No! No!
Branch! Branch! Branch!
Branch, are you
in there? Huh'?
I'm not going to your party.
The party's over.
We just got
attacked by a Bergen.
I knew it.
Branch!
Shh.
I have to tell you something.
Shh.
I was just gonna...
Shh! Shh!
What?
What could be
so important that it's worth
leading the Bergen right to us?
The Bergen's gone!
You don't know that.
It could still be out there.
Watching.
Waiting.
Listening.
No. It left!
It took Cooper, and Smidge,
and Fuzzbert...
and Satin,
and Chenille, and Biggie,
and Guy Diamond, and Creek!
Mmm.
Which is why I have to ask you.
Will you go to Bergen Town
with me and save everyone?
What? No.
Branch, you can't say no.
They're your friends.
Uh-uh-uh.
They're your friends.
I'm staying right here
in my bunker where it's safe.

Read more: https://www.springfieldspringfield.co.uk/movie_script.php?movie=trolls

I believe in America.
America has made my fortune.
And I raised my daughter
in the American fashion.
I gave her freedom, but I taught her
never to dishonour her family.
She found a boyfriend, not an Italian.
She went to the movies with him.
She stayed out late.
I didn't protest.
Two months ago he took her for a drive
with another boyfriend.
They made her drink whiskey...
...and then they tried to
take advantage of her.
She resisted, she kept her honour.
So they beat her like an animal.
When I went to the hospital,
her nose was broken...
...her jaw was shattered,
held together by wire.
She couldn't even weep
because of the pain.
But I wept. Why did I weep?
She was the light of my life.
Beautiful girl.
Now she will never be beautiful again.

Westo and Meah made this thread great again. Round of applause!

Tonight.
So what!
Yes.
Eh...
No... no, no, no...
Wait.
Look.
For you.
No... no, no, no...
Watch out.
There you go.
Me... here.
There.
Presto... and there you go.
Good evening.
Please.
Let... let me see.
Rabbit... rabbit...
Ah, rabbit!
Lobster... lobster...
No, thanks.
Well.
Me... pass pass.
Magic, not magic.
Me... magician.
Well, let me start again.
Me, this way.
Bye!
Rabbit?
Ah, rabbit!
Enjoy your meal!
Yes.
Ha ha, that's it! Call his agent!
Pass pass.
Good evening.
Hello.
Yes, I wanted to...
No... no, no, no, no. It's over!
To Sophie Tatischeff...

Longest shit ever posted...

Congats bruh~

levesterz wrote:

Ahh that book Loli fairy 😂

hehe xd

Alexa, play the Titanic OST.....
We are sinking now....

my eyes are a soft mushy mess
they make me see less
get me away from this shit
I want to see something lit

This thread has gone down beyond hell

@Westo

I always hated horses.

Got kicked by one in face as a child and I never forgave their species for it. Give me a mustang by Ford any day.

I always hates horses ... They make me itch places I don't want to scratch. But now that it's gone.. I miss it... even the stink... Dated a cowgirl once that smelled that way... She was pretty but she stank like horses... She couldn't keep off of them I guess. There's a lot of things I miss out here right now.

Been out here so long I am not even sure what I am doing anymore... What was this for? It's slipping away... Like a memory I want to forget.

....just a nightmare.

I was looking for someone. Or was he looking for me?

The sun is frying my brain, this rotten egg of mine. Scrabbled by the heat.

Why is it so hot here? And where is here. I don't remember that either. Been riding so long I forgot.

Kind of like this place. Forgotten. Some forgotten corner of the world.

God forgot this place and gave it to Satan. A hiding place. A place to hide from everyone he's harmed... Including me. Now I am here to end it. Stop the devil in his tracks and hurt him like he hurt me.

Hunting Satan... That's what it feels like. Hunting the devil himself. Payback for everything he's done to me.

Probably hiding in some nice cool cave, with fresh little spring of water. Getting drunk on it. Didn't Jesus turn water in to wine?

Could he turn dirt in to water for me? Please... I'm begging you. A drop. Anything.

But the devil won't allow that here. The devil who hides...

Where are you Satan?!

I don't even remember his real name anymore. The man I'm looking for... Or was he looking for me. Doesn't matter any more. We're both lost...

There... I see him... In the distance... He's watching me.
(A shadow appears across the stage)

What's he doing? Why is he just standing there?

He's got something in his hand... A gun? No... It's water. The devil's tempting me... Water for life.

Normally I hate water. Hate drinkin the stuff. It takes like nothing.

Give me something in a can... A nice cool can... Nothing sweeter than cool liquid from a can... Pop that top And let it slip down your throat.

I'd kill for that water. Kill the devil with my own two hands... Drink it down, lick his sweat then drink his blood.

(He gets up and yells)

What do you want from me?!

(He runs and attacks)

I will drag you down to hell with me. Death ain't so bad when you bring a friend. Die with me. Join me in the fire.

(but the shadowy figure is gone... It was a cactus. The shadow of the cactus is now clear. It almost looks more like cross than a cactus)

He wants my soul. Water for my soul. I thought he already had it. I thought I'd turned down that road a long time ago.

Does this mean I can still be saved?

Is there a way out?

Have I been forgiven?

God sent me an angel... My own beautiful angel... Who smiles upon me an bring me light. Does she bring salvation?

This is the last one... I promise... No more hunting... No more of these journeys through hell... Just you... Only you.

Please... Don't let me go. Tell me to stay. I want so badly to stay with you.

I need you my angel... Take me in your heavenly arms. Deliver me from this evil.

Forsaken... God forsaken... In hell itself... Burning... Burning forever in this valley of shadows...

(Finds of bit of shade by a cactus and struggles to get in it)

Hiding in the shadows...

(He is poked in the head by a cactus needle)

My crown of thorns... Satan mocks me. Then leaves me to die.

(Lies down in a cross like shadow cast by a cactus)

No... Dying is too easy... You wouldn't want that. I need to suffer for my sins.

So many sins.

Hurting an angel... Is there any worse evil? Luring her from heaven and then destroying her. Please mend her wings... Take her broken wings and let her fly again.

(Looks up and sees something - a vulture circling)

Fly away far from here... Never to return...

Please...

But she always returns, broken... Return to my side to comfort the one who tortures her... Torments her...

Could she find me now? Could she find me in hell? Her wings burning... Fighting demons to reach me. Does she hate herself enough to do that for me?

I always thought I was the hero... Helping those in need... But it was just a lie I told myself ... So many lies... You liked the lies sometimes... You wanted to believe I was good... Believe in me.

I want to believe.

Do you forgive me my angel? Please forgive me. Please smile at me again like you used to. Give me life again.

So little left inside... You've taken so much from me. I've lost so much.

Give it back to me!

Give me back my soul.

Give me the darkness of heaven... The cool relief of your starry night.

I fear evil. I fear the fire and the burning... But I fear losing you more. Losing my angel. Losing my heart...

Lost.

(The lights become brighter and brighter behind him, upstage - he is between the light and the audience so he appears like a silhouette)

Is this that bright light they tell you about in the end?

(Staring in to the light - he kneels before the light and is a shadow)

Are you there my angel? Will you take me on arms? Send me your smile... That is my heaven.

Please... Take me to heaven....

(shadows - clouds move over the lights and the lights grow darker and darker)

Please don't go.

Please don't leave me. I need you.

(He cries and falls to the ground. Kneeling and reaching out)

I need you.

(The stage grows darker. He takes out him gun and shakily holds it to his head. He is about to pull the trigger - now darkness. Thunder, then raindrops are heard)

Salvation... She brings me salvation.

This thread has devolved from "shitposting" (arguably) to just pure spam. I think it's about time to put it to rest.

WE ARE VICTORIOUS!!!

The Shitpost Thread have been unlocked, due to the efforts of all of OT's denizens!
I want to say thank you to whoever have voted "yes", and to Death, who have approved our petition!

Now we can stop shit posting on clone threads and keep the shit posting fiesta here, where it all started.
Let the celebration begins!

tad01123 wrote:

just gonna put this here

as it deserves to be

We have saved the shit post thread from the depths of hell and captured the bio terrorist Ashton.
What a time to be alive in OT.

aaaaand lock it back up

why . . . just . . . WHY???

silence all spammers

wow it actually came back kek

lock this thread up!!!!

ColdTooth wrote:

lock this thread up!!!!

Hey, something i can do, brb

WalterToro wrote:

ColdTooth wrote:

lock this thread up!!!!

Hey, something i can do, brb

take this gem i found too

owh pls noe

charamaru wrote:

tad01123 wrote:

just gonna put this here

as it deserves to be

...This is glorious.

wait what

o damn

I just woke up to this. It's like I'm a child waking up on Christmas morning again!

my dreams has come true!

Thx me later, for sharing this amazing tutorial

Im dreaming? this is real?