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I want husa to change their name to husa again :c
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granted, but everyone you kink with dies.
i wish i had a "better sense of taste in music" (even though i like my music preferences, but society hates my choices)
i wish i had a "better sense of taste in music" (even though i like my music preferences, but society hates my choices)
granted, but every time you listen to music youre deaf for 30 minutes
I wish i had a lifetime supply of danishs
I wish i had a lifetime supply of danishs
Granted but a lifetime supply of disease
I wish for the person below me to have a good luck
I wish for the person below me to have a good luck
Granted, it was a waste of luck
I wish to pass down my luck.
I wish to pass down my luck.
Granted, gets passed onto Al-Qaeda
I wish for... Meah to stop trying to ship me with Hwa Yang
I wish for... Meah to stop trying to ship me with Hwa Yang
Granted, but I pointlessly ship you with Hwa Yang.
I wish for... Enetro to wish for something actually cool for once.
I wish for... Enetro to wish for something actually cool for once.
Granted, but his wish was lame after granted
I wish for more free time
I wish for more free time
Granted, you lose 1% of your knowledge
I wish I knew why Ryoid put "roido" on his avatar instead of "rioido"
I wish I knew why Ryoid put "roido" on his avatar instead of "rioido"
Granted, but you're disappointed as to why it's interpreted that way.
Grant your own wish and make your post a clever one.
Grant your own wish and make your post a clever one.
Granted, but my wish is ungrantable so it was ungranted and because my wish is unganted, thus this post is unclever
I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
owo you're part of the student council? nice
OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.
I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.
I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
Granted, but you'll be a little delayed
Grant the last wish, not mine.
Grant the last wish, not mine.
To many work, not enought rewardDJ Enetro wrote:
owo you're part of the student council? nice
OT: the wish is being granted........but it refused
I want something
Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life
I want to be more famous
I want to be more famous
Uhhh but what if they want immortality?J25_games wrote:
Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life
OT: Granted, but you'll be forgotten soon after.
I wish I could care enough to do something with my life.
Granted, but you'll live a short life of 23 years
I wish I could travel the country
I wish I could travel the country
Granted, you have to walk all the way
i wish i could drink more milk without getting stomach pain
i wish i could drink more milk without getting stomach pain
Granted, but now you have diarrhea all the time
I wish I could keep more cats
I wish I could keep more cats
Granted, but 75% of your cats piss in the same corner
I wish to travel to Japan
I wish to travel to Japan
Not granted, because customs hated weebs and they didn't let you through.
I wish cereals would taste as good with plain water as they taste good with warm milk.
I wish cereals would taste as good with plain water as they taste good with warm milk.
Granted, but your cereal instantly turns super soggy from now on
I wish my phone had an everlasting battery
I wish my phone had an everlasting battery
But the applications are slow.
I need to "Beat iiiit (beat iiiit,) beat iiiit (beat iiiit)".
I need to "Beat iiiit (beat iiiit,) beat iiiit (beat iiiit)".
Granted, but you beat yourself in the face unrelentlessly to give yourself a concussion, knocking yourself unconscious. You wounded your hand in the process.
I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
Granted, you worry about your own bodily health
I wish for Ryoid to be more active on the forums
I wish for Ryoid to be more active on the forums
Not granted, since i'm not Ryoid and i don't know this person.
I wish someone can gift a osu! support tag to me.
I wish someone can gift a osu! support tag to me.
granted, but that person is drunk
so he accidentally gift another instead
i wish i can get my aiming skill back from a long long break from osu
so he accidentally gift another instead
i wish i can get my aiming skill back from a long long break from osu
granted,your aim is 100% but your in last place forever
I wish to not be alone
I wish to not be alone
Granted, but you're stuck with the most annoying person you can think of for the rest of your life.
I wish it didn't get dark so quickly during winter time.
I wish it didn't get dark so quickly during winter time.
Granted, it stops being winter.
I wish i'm motivated.
I wish i'm motivated.
Granted, but once you become motivated, you start becoming horrible at everything and anything.
I wish people would stop trying to preach to me as if they're some kind of saint
I wish people would stop trying to preach to me as if they're some kind of saint
Granted, they forcefully indoctrinate you instead.
I wish that maybe some people could stop being so insistent on judging others with their own idealistic standards. I just wish idealism wasn't such a big thing.
I wish that maybe some people could stop being so insistent on judging others with their own idealistic standards. I just wish idealism wasn't such a big thing.
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granted, you get cured, but then you live with one of the conditions you suffered as bipolar person
i wish i didnt have depression
i wish i didnt have depression
Topic Starter
same. pills hardly do anything.
granted, but now you have turbo cancer.
i wish i could drive.
granted, but now you have turbo cancer.
i wish i could drive.
yea... depression is only cured with human willpower if you ask me.
OT: granted; You have a provisional license for a year before being able to obtain your full license.
I wish that people who spent time on the forums got to know each other a bit more.
OT: granted; You have a provisional license for a year before being able to obtain your full license.
I wish that people who spent time on the forums got to know each other a bit more.
granted, but now they stalk each other, like im doing to you right now :eyescenter:
i wish i wasn't an idiot and started streaming
i wish i wasn't an idiot and started streaming
Granted, but you get to the most viewed but you make nothing
I wish people will be more active on these threds
I wish people will be more active on these threds
Granted, but you'll be back in no time at all.
I want to be productive and write more code.
I want to be productive and write more code.
Granted, but it's spaghetti code
I wish I could read sheet music better
I wish I could read sheet music better
Granted.
But you're forced to read music sheets for death metal.
I wish I could get SSS on maimai.
But you're forced to read music sheets for death metal.
I wish I could get SSS on maimai.
granted, but the bug is fixed soon after and it turns your SSS play to a 0% F.
I wish I had the willpower to do shit instead of whining about it and hoping I complete things.
I wish I had the willpower to do shit instead of whining about it and hoping I complete things.
I grant you the willpower. But you must whine and hope you complete things with that willpower.
I wish I can have the power to turn anything into a computer
granted, but now you live in a world full of self-conscious robots that are set to dominate the world for a complete world, and you're the first victim on their hitlist.
edit: i wish i clicked good
edit: i wish i clicked good
Wish granted.But you can only click good with your foot.
I wish to be a great guy.
I wish to be a great guy.
granted, but now every waifu, real or not, is killing each other for your "great guy"-ness.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
Granted. But you're forced to use heavy drumsticks that makes you extremely tired.
I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
Granted, those random people are tsundere girls.
I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
granted, but kere's internet speed falls down to dial up levels, so it takes forever to download and bad ping
I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
Granted. But you will have to pump it out and refine it yourself.
I wish I had better looking gloves.
I wish I had better looking gloves.
Granted, But one of your gloves you have to find for 30 minutes everytime you use them and some of the finger tips are gone
I wish I wasn't invisable
I wish I wasn't invisable
granted, you're no longer invisabel, but you become invisible.
i wish for high healthspan.
i wish for high healthspan.
Granted. You now have a high healthspan, but the damage you receive from the environment is increased tenfold.
I wish to have a great reaction time.
I wish to have a great reaction time.
granted, but now you can't tolerate video reactions and break your viewing device almost immediately.
i wish i didn't choke on everything
i wish i didn't choke on everything
Granted, but every sixth thing that goes into your mouth goes into your nostrils
I wish that i can sing
I wish that i can sing
granted, but your voice is so high that it breaks glass everytime you speak. ouch.
i wish i could read ar9 on ctb better
i wish i could read ar9 on ctb better
granted, but you cant read less than ar8.9 or more than ar9.1
I wish i could stop being an apathetic piece of shit
I wish i could stop being an apathetic piece of shit
granted, but now everyone else is apathetic.
i wish i could play standard.
i wish i could play standard.
granted, but you wont pass any maps. hey, at least you can play them.
I wish i could stop being a lazy piece of shit.
I wish i could stop being a lazy piece of shit.
Granted but you have nothing left to do, so you end up bored.
I wish for greater self-control and awareness.
I wish for greater self-control and awareness.
Granted. But now you are constantly aware of all your flaws, which in turn makes you hate yourself.
I wish to live in the UK.
I wish to live in the UK.
Topic Starter
Granted but you get beat up by chavs.
I wish for a bigger dick.
I wish for a bigger dick.
Granted, but its practicality is next-to-nothing as it will never be used.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
Granted. But from now on, only beatmaps with that song will be ranked.
..........
I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
Granted. But the wish would be written backwards.
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
Granted, but you get unstable health.
I wish to maga.
I wish to maga.
Granted. But every other country will still be better than it.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
Granted, but then you realize levels are meaningless, and that you're barely halfway to level 102.
I wish for a vacation
I wish for a vacation
Granted. But your vacation activities all involve work in a meaningless way..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
Granted, but you'll have to put up with people reminding you to just in case you do forget. Probably a good thing, actually.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
Granted. But your sense of urgency is misapplied and actually annoys people a lot.
I wish that I passed my exams
I wish that I passed my exams
Granted. Passed with minimum pass rate, like D or 3 or something, whatever your grading system is.
I wish for greater focus.
I wish for greater focus.
Granted. But you focus on the things you don't need to focus on.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
I wish that I could read Japanese better.
Granted, but now you can't read your native language and English.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
I wish that holidays were infinite.
Granted, but you don't have unlimited funds, so you will eventually be stuck homeless where ever you are vacationing.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
Granted, they only provide 144p quality
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Granted but they'd only wish for something you don't need
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
Granted. Your stomach turns into a mini-black hole, and you are never satisfied...
I wish to be friends with TTL.
I wish to be friends with TTL.
granted, but now they're uncomfortably obsessed with you, and you have no means of escaping. you try to tell people that they're insane, but they shrug it off. and nobody would want to replace ttl as your friend. they wouldn't let anyone, either way.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
Granted. You increase your acc by 0.01% and you're playing Easy diffs.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
Granted. But things get stagnant since everyone doesn't want to get out of their comfort zone and eventually humanity wiped out because of natural selection.
I want delicious food.
I want delicious food.
Granted. You take a bite of an interesting new food that catches your eyes. It's said to be quite tasty, even addictive, if you have enough of it. You give some of it a try, to find that they were right! It's so amazing, that you devour the rest of it in no time. Yet, your mouth is numb, while your throat and stomach burns. Your eyes water, and a very sharp headache is taking over. You... don't know what's happening, it... you feel... nothing. Nothing, but the void.
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I'd like to make some music and art that I'm proud of.
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I'd like to make some music and art that I'm proud of.
Granted but it gets destroyed just after being finished
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I wish to be good at something
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I wish to be good at something
Granted. You are only good with one thing in your life: relying on other people
I wish for infinite wishes
I wish for infinite wishes
Granted -- but the implications of such a wish causes the wish-granter to prefer to invalidate all wishes.
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I wish for nothing.
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I wish for nothing.
Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
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i wish for a house
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i wish for a house
- - -Minion24 wrote:
Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
i wish for a cookiecutterwishresponse
Granted. 
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)
I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
Granted but now you're one of them.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
I wish to have a lot of cash.
Granted, but your country's currency value is dropping a lot due to hyperinflation so you can only buy a pack of toilet tissue woth your cash.
I wish anime is real.
I wish anime is real.
Granted. It is called live-action adaptation
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit