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Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but my wish is ungrantable so it was ungranted and because my wish is unganted, thus this post is unclever

I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
owo you're part of the student council? nice

OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.

I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you'll be a little delayed

Grant the last wish, not mine.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid

DJ Enetro wrote:

owo you're part of the student council? nice
To many work, not enought reward

OT: the wish is being granted........but it refused

I want something
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life

I want to be more famous
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

J25_games wrote:

Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life
Uhhh but what if they want immortality?


OT: Granted, but you'll be forgotten soon after.

I wish I could care enough to do something with my life.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but you'll live a short life of 23 years

I wish I could travel the country
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you have to walk all the way



i wish i could drink more milk without getting stomach pain
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
Granted, but now you have diarrhea all the time

I wish I could keep more cats
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but 75% of your cats piss in the same corner

I wish to travel to Japan
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Not granted, because customs hated weebs and they didn't let you through.

I wish cereals would taste as good with plain water as they taste good with warm milk.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but your cereal instantly turns super soggy from now on

I wish my phone had an everlasting battery
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
But the applications are slow.

I need to "Beat iiiit (beat iiiit,) beat iiiit (beat iiiit)".
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you beat yourself in the face unrelentlessly to give yourself a concussion, knocking yourself unconscious. You wounded your hand in the process.

I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it would be you




I wish
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but it doesn't do anything

I want something nice
Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal
But you can only have that 'something' for a minute o:

I wish I could travel each city across the world for at least a week for the rest of my life without a worry about studies or family. Just independency.

v

Xuequinox wrote:

I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, you worry about your own bodily health

I wish for Ryoid to be more active on the forums
AyeAries
880 posts
Joined June 2015
AyeAries
Not granted, since i'm not Ryoid and i don't know this person.

I wish someone can gift a osu! support tag to me.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
granted, but that person is drunk
so he accidentally gift another instead

i wish i can get my aiming skill back from a long long break from osu
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
granted,your aim is 100% but your in last place forever

I wish to not be alone
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but you're stuck with the most annoying person you can think of for the rest of your life.

I wish it didn't get dark so quickly during winter time.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it stops being winter.




I wish i'm motivated.
Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal
Granted, but once you become motivated, you start becoming horrible at everything and anything.

I wish people would stop trying to preach to me as if they're some kind of saint
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, they forcefully indoctrinate you instead.

I wish that maybe some people could stop being so insistent on judging others with their own idealistic standards. I just wish idealism wasn't such a big thing.
E m i
E m i
granted, you become an uber idealist yourself though and it's up to you to handle it better

i wish i wasn't bipolar
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
granted, you get cured, but then you live with one of the conditions you suffered as bipolar person

i wish i didnt have depression
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
same. pills hardly do anything.

granted, but now you have turbo cancer.

i wish i could drive.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
yea... depression is only cured with human willpower if you ask me.

OT: granted; You have a provisional license for a year before being able to obtain your full license.

I wish that people who spent time on the forums got to know each other a bit more.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now they stalk each other, like im doing to you right now :eyescenter:
i wish i wasn't an idiot and started streaming
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but you get to the most viewed but you make nothing

I wish people will be more active on these threds
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
granted, but you stop lurking


i want to quit oss
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted, but you'll be back in no time at all.

I want to be productive and write more code.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but it's spaghetti code

I wish I could read sheet music better
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted.
But you're forced to read music sheets for death metal.

I wish I could get SSS on maimai.
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
granted, but the bug is fixed soon after and it turns your SSS play to a 0% F.

I wish I had the willpower to do shit instead of whining about it and hoping I complete things.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
I grant you the willpower. But you must whine and hope you complete things with that willpower.
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
I wish I can have the power to turn anything into a computer
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now you live in a world full of self-conscious robots that are set to dominate the world for a complete world, and you're the first victim on their hitlist.

edit: i wish i clicked good
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Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Wish granted.But you can only click good with your foot.

I wish to be a great guy.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now every waifu, real or not, is killing each other for your "great guy"-ness.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But you're forced to use heavy drumsticks that makes you extremely tired.

I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
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DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, those random people are tsundere girls.

I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
granted, but kere's internet speed falls down to dial up levels, so it takes forever to download and bad ping

I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But you will have to pump it out and refine it yourself.

I wish I had better looking gloves.
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, But one of your gloves you have to find for 30 minutes everytime you use them and some of the finger tips are gone

I wish I wasn't invisable
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
granted, you're no longer invisabel, but you become invisible.



i wish for high healthspan.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. You now have a high healthspan, but the damage you receive from the environment is increased tenfold.

I wish to have a great reaction time.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now you can't tolerate video reactions and break your viewing device almost immediately.
i wish i didn't choke on everything
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but every sixth thing that goes into your mouth goes into your nostrils


I wish that i can sing
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keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but your voice is so high that it breaks glass everytime you speak. ouch.
i wish i could read ar9 on ctb better
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
granted, but you cant read less than ar8.9 or more than ar9.1

I wish i could stop being an apathetic piece of shit
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now everyone else is apathetic.
i wish i could play standard.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
granted, but you wont pass any maps. hey, at least you can play them.

I wish i could stop being a lazy piece of shit.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you have nothing left to do, so you end up bored.

I wish for greater self-control and awareness.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But now you are constantly aware of all your flaws, which in turn makes you hate yourself.

I wish to live in the UK.
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GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted but you get beat up by chavs.

I wish for a bigger dick.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted, but it is limp.

Wish I could write better code.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but its practicality is next-to-nothing as it will never be used.

I wish for a song I'll enjoy that is reasonably short and is rankable beatmap material.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But from now on, only beatmaps with that song will be ranked.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
..........

I wish that LumpBloom7 wished for something
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But the wish would be written backwards.

.etar elbatsnu retteb a evah I hsiw I
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you get unstable health.



I wish to maga.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But every other country will still be better than it.

I wish to get to lvl 100 in osu!standard.
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Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but then you realize levels are meaningless, and that you're barely halfway to level 102.

I wish for a vacation
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But your vacation activities all involve work in a meaningless way..

I wish I could actually remember to make a wish when I post in the thread..
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you'll have to put up with people reminding you to just in case you do forget. Probably a good thing, actually.

I'd wish for better songs, but really, I should just wish for a better sense of urgency.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But your sense of urgency is misapplied and actually annoys people a lot.

I wish that I passed my exams
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted. Passed with minimum pass rate, like D or 3 or something, whatever your grading system is.

I wish for greater focus.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But you focus on the things you don't need to focus on.

I wish that I could read Japanese better.
TTL
130 posts
Joined October 2017
TTL
Granted, but now you can't read your native language and English.

I wish that holidays were infinite.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but you don't have unlimited funds, so you will eventually be stuck homeless where ever you are vacationing.

I wish there was a video streaming service that had every single movie/TV show ever created.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, they only provide 144p quality



Wish to have someone help me wish for something
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
Granted but they'd only wish for something you don't need

I wish you could eat anything and not gain weight
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted. Your stomach turns into a mini-black hole, and you are never satisfied...

I wish to be friends with TTL.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now they're uncomfortably obsessed with you, and you have no means of escaping. you try to tell people that they're insane, but they shrug it off. and nobody would want to replace ttl as your friend. they wouldn't let anyone, either way.
i wish to be better at dthdhr on standard.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted. You increase your acc by 0.01% and you're playing Easy diffs.

I wish to get rid of the depressing shit everyone has to put up with in life so they aren't suffering so much and so people can be a little more comfortable.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. But things get stagnant since everyone doesn't want to get out of their comfort zone and eventually humanity wiped out because of natural selection.

I want delicious food.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted. You take a bite of an interesting new food that catches your eyes. It's said to be quite tasty, even addictive, if you have enough of it. You give some of it a try, to find that they were right! It's so amazing, that you devour the rest of it in no time. Yet, your mouth is numb, while your throat and stomach burns. Your eyes water, and a very sharp headache is taking over. You... don't know what's happening, it... you feel... nothing. Nothing, but the void.

- - -

I'd like to make some music and art that I'm proud of.
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
Granted but it gets destroyed just after being finished

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I wish to be good at something
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted. You are only good with one thing in your life: relying on other people

I wish for infinite wishes
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted -- but the implications of such a wish causes the wish-granter to prefer to invalidate all wishes.

- - -

I wish for nothing.
Minion24
383 posts
Joined April 2017
Minion24
Granted -- but the wish doesn't work

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i wish for a house
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

Minion24 wrote:

Granted -- but the wish doesn't work
- - -

i wish for a cookiecutterwishresponse
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted.

(Tbh, u should have seen this coming lmao)

I wish for infinite genies that grant me infinite wishes
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted but now you're one of them.


I wish to have a lot of cash.
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted, but your country's currency value is dropping a lot due to hyperinflation so you can only buy a pack of toilet tissue woth your cash.

I wish anime is real.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted. It is called live-action adaptation

I wish for someone to butter my bread and call me a biscuit
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but now you're a literal biscuit and got eaten by that person. They also eats your buttered bread.

I wish for a bus to hit me.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, the bus driver gets arrested and now his family will be starved

I wish for the world to become a theme park
Nate Bait
156 posts
Joined April 2017
Nate Bait
Granted, all the rides break down and safety elements break as well

I wish to rank a beatmap
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted. No one plays it though.

I hope people can understand each other.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted, but now people can read what’s on your mind

I wish for my dad to come back
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
Granted, but he tells you he never loved you and then go back.

I wish to be less doubtfull of my actions.
Tad Fibonacci
112 posts
Joined August 2015
Tad Fibonacci
Granted, but now you've lost the ability to doubt anyone or anything.


I wish you the best. Have a great day!
samX500
54 posts
Joined January 2018
samX500
Granted, however they won't have a good day for an entire month.

I wish for the removal of any kind of gun in the world.
Minion24
383 posts
Joined April 2017
Minion24
Granted, but everyone uses swords now

i wish to live in a videogame
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted. You got transported to a horror game

I wish for world peace
Volta
1,622 posts
Joined March 2014
Volta
Granted, the world is now peaceful without human.

I wish the color of banana is purple
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Beatmap Nominator
936 posts
Joined April 2016
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Granted. Banana now will also taste like barney the dinosaur

I wish for rain in CA
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