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Corrupt a wish!

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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.

I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Daichi Shinku
456 posts
Joined May 2013
Daichi Shinku
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.

I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.

I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, cereal expired.



I wish i didn't necro this.
E m i
E m i
granted, you got banned 1s before pressing "post"

i wish i had a smaller ribcage
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly

i wish i had fairy god parents
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.

I need new comp.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga

I wish to be unknown.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, except we're somehow mutual and I just responded to your post.

I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
E m i
E m i
You progress all the way towards the end but where's everything before that...?

I wish to have a 2080 Ti, a lot of my real desires are more secret but this one isn't that irrelevant 8-)
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Have your waifu IRL. She is waiting for you on your bed.

Give me better internet speeds
E m i
E m i
I don't have a waifu and overall girls are icky as they say ;;

You have 100tbit internet and 1mb/s write speed on your drive(s), good job.

I wish to not be anemic
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
Granted but you now have polycythemia.

I wish i liked more different kinds of games
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted but with every new game you like you immediately hate the last
wish my fingers liked me
Puri_old_1
8 posts
Joined January 2018
Puri_old_1
They like you, and even love you but they also want to kill you because they love you too much. That's what you call psychopathic love.

I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted; side effect of blindness for 30 seconds every time you arrive at your destination.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted; but they all fly off uncontrollably the moment you use one.
i wish people learned to like sushi
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
But then in the coming generations, people's 98% of their body will be filled with it.

"I want power."
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
granted: but it's a delusion
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
granted, but then your wish wouldn't exist. that's a bad decision. you also wouldn't be able to learn from mistakes, which is also a bad decision, meaning you cant improve or master your perfection

I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted but it gets corrupted

i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
E m i
E m i
Granted and no daily maintenance is required, but it doesn't grow anymore so you'll steadily lose it as it falls out little by little over time

i wish my waist didn't grow by 2 inches from bloating after i eat any meal
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
granted, it now grows by 5cm

i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
E m i
E m i
5cm, that's amazing

you don't have windows anymore. kind of rip i would say

i wish i didn't get stressed out whenever i wake up which makes me unable to fall back asleep
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
granted, but now you have sleep paralysis

i wish i was serious about studying
silmarilen
5,582 posts
Joined February 2010
silmarilen
Granted, but you fail all classes

i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
E m i
E m i
you become a god at it but you are never able to think of a way to corrupt someone else's wish

i wish everything i say didn't feel retarded 10 seconds after i write/say it
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, you now sleep 16 hours a day

I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you now have an eye on your forehead and a spoiler on your back made of bones.



Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but now there are vampires everywhere.

I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but after you do so you turn into marshmallow with arms

I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but the government comes to your house everyday and tries to take it.
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but she's the type that often wants to go shop'.

I want to be big enough (:q).
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
granted, big enough to fit uranus



I wish for death to all vampires.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname

KatouMegumi wrote:

Granted, but now there are mosqitoes everywhere, again.
I want to move somewhere else.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
granted, but you can't move.



Wishing for death to all mosquitoes and vampires.
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted, but doctors now need liters of your blood samples to even analyze anything.

I wish my phone had a larger battery.
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
sure but now its too large so your phone isn't portable anymore

i wish waifus didn't exist
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
Granted but 3D is more important anyway


I wish you didnt grant this wish of mine<3
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Granted nothing. You still fell offeneded, however.

I want to marry Reol. (hey hus, i know yo gonna post)
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
Granted (the post) but I will not let you have her.

i wanna be able to bench 200
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
Sure but she's a trap

I want husa to change their name to husa again :c
FUVK
Husa
176 posts
Joined April 2016
Husa
what
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
I wish my blood's poison, but doesn't kill me.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but everyone you kink with dies.
i wish i had a "better sense of taste in music" (even though i like my music preferences, but society hates my choices)
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
granted, but every time you listen to music youre deaf for 30 minutes

I wish i had a lifetime supply of danishs
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Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but a lifetime supply of disease

I wish for the person below me to have a good luck
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it was a waste of luck


I wish to pass down my luck.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, gets passed onto Al-Qaeda

I wish for... Meah to stop trying to ship me with Hwa Yang
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but I pointlessly ship you with Hwa Yang.

I wish for... Enetro to wish for something actually cool for once.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but his wish was lame after granted

I wish for more free time
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, you lose 1% of your knowledge

I wish I knew why Ryoid put "roido" on his avatar instead of "rioido"
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you're disappointed as to why it's interpreted that way.

Grant your own wish and make your post a clever one.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but my wish is ungrantable so it was ungranted and because my wish is unganted, thus this post is unclever

I want all of my homework,student councils job,and all of my problems gone
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
owo you're part of the student council? nice

OT: granted; you become a hikkikomori weeaboo.

I'm going to get off the forums and finish all my work.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you'll be a little delayed

Grant the last wish, not mine.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid

DJ Enetro wrote:

owo you're part of the student council? nice
To many work, not enought reward

OT: the wish is being granted........but it refused

I want something
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life

I want to be more famous
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia

J25_games wrote:

Granted you get what you want but every time you use it it takes 10 minutes off your life
Uhhh but what if they want immortality?


OT: Granted, but you'll be forgotten soon after.

I wish I could care enough to do something with my life.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but you'll live a short life of 23 years

I wish I could travel the country
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you have to walk all the way



i wish i could drink more milk without getting stomach pain
Perfection
635 posts
Joined January 2013
Perfection
Granted, but now you have diarrhea all the time

I wish I could keep more cats
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but 75% of your cats piss in the same corner

I wish to travel to Japan
Isshiki Kaname
936 posts
Joined May 2014
Isshiki Kaname
Not granted, because customs hated weebs and they didn't let you through.

I wish cereals would taste as good with plain water as they taste good with warm milk.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but your cereal instantly turns super soggy from now on

I wish my phone had an everlasting battery
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
But the applications are slow.

I need to "Beat iiiit (beat iiiit,) beat iiiit (beat iiiit)".
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, but you beat yourself in the face unrelentlessly to give yourself a concussion, knocking yourself unconscious. You wounded your hand in the process.

I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it would be you




I wish
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
Granted, but it doesn't do anything

I want something nice
Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal
But you can only have that 'something' for a minute o:

I wish I could travel each city across the world for at least a week for the rest of my life without a worry about studies or family. Just independency.

v

Xuequinox wrote:

I wish someone would save Enetro from his own antics.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, you worry about your own bodily health

I wish for Ryoid to be more active on the forums
AyeAries
880 posts
Joined June 2015
AyeAries
Not granted, since i'm not Ryoid and i don't know this person.

I wish someone can gift a osu! support tag to me.
Ryoid
250 posts
Joined May 2017
Ryoid
granted, but that person is drunk
so he accidentally gift another instead

i wish i can get my aiming skill back from a long long break from osu
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
granted,your aim is 100% but your in last place forever

I wish to not be alone
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but you're stuck with the most annoying person you can think of for the rest of your life.

I wish it didn't get dark so quickly during winter time.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, it stops being winter.




I wish i'm motivated.
Journal
66 posts
Joined December 2017
Journal
Granted, but once you become motivated, you start becoming horrible at everything and anything.

I wish people would stop trying to preach to me as if they're some kind of saint
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
Granted, they forcefully indoctrinate you instead.

I wish that maybe some people could stop being so insistent on judging others with their own idealistic standards. I just wish idealism wasn't such a big thing.
E m i
E m i
granted, you become an uber idealist yourself though and it's up to you to handle it better

i wish i wasn't bipolar
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
granted, you get cured, but then you live with one of the conditions you suffered as bipolar person

i wish i didnt have depression
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
same. pills hardly do anything.

granted, but now you have turbo cancer.

i wish i could drive.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
yea... depression is only cured with human willpower if you ask me.

OT: granted; You have a provisional license for a year before being able to obtain your full license.

I wish that people who spent time on the forums got to know each other a bit more.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now they stalk each other, like im doing to you right now :eyescenter:
i wish i wasn't an idiot and started streaming
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, but you get to the most viewed but you make nothing

I wish people will be more active on these threds
yuhaii
215 posts
Joined May 2017
yuhaii
granted, but you stop lurking


i want to quit oss
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted, but you'll be back in no time at all.

I want to be productive and write more code.
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
Granted, but it's spaghetti code

I wish I could read sheet music better
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted.
But you're forced to read music sheets for death metal.

I wish I could get SSS on maimai.
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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
granted, but the bug is fixed soon after and it turns your SSS play to a 0% F.

I wish I had the willpower to do shit instead of whining about it and hoping I complete things.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
I grant you the willpower. But you must whine and hope you complete things with that willpower.
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
I wish I can have the power to turn anything into a computer
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now you live in a world full of self-conscious robots that are set to dominate the world for a complete world, and you're the first victim on their hitlist.

edit: i wish i clicked good
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Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Wish granted.But you can only click good with your foot.

I wish to be a great guy.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
granted, but now every waifu, real or not, is killing each other for your "great guy"-ness.
i wish i actually played taiko good.
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But you're forced to use heavy drumsticks that makes you extremely tired.

I wish to be better a socializing with random people.
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DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted, those random people are tsundere girls.

I wish that kere got his new laptop as soon as he can so he can play League of Legends
Penguin
323 posts
Joined August 2013
Penguin
granted, but kere's internet speed falls down to dial up levels, so it takes forever to download and bad ping

I wish gas wasn't so gd expensive
Bloom
26 posts
Joined May 2015
Bloom
Granted. But you will have to pump it out and refine it yourself.

I wish I had better looking gloves.
J25_games
41 posts
Joined January 2017
J25_games
Granted, But one of your gloves you have to find for 30 minutes everytime you use them and some of the finger tips are gone

I wish I wasn't invisable
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
granted, you're no longer invisabel, but you become invisible.



i wish for high healthspan.
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