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I wish for better headphones
I wish for better headphones
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Granted, now you have a Phone with a Head that can annoy you and yell everytime you wank and moans Onii-chan whenever you're off guard.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
I wish for the person below to not have their wish granted.
Granted, but...
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
I wish for Daichi Shinku's prior wish to not be granted.
Granted, but I wished for your wish to be granted, so it got canceled.
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
I wish for the person below to have their pp reducted to 0
Granted, but the person below is a noob so it doesn't really matter if his account gets reset.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
I wish CtB with the Relax mod was a separate game mode with separate rankings.
Granted, but the mouse mapping is completely offset and random, making any point of using said mod insensible.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
I wish I was a noob so it wouldn't really matter if my account was reset.
Granted, but your PC will format itself too and cannot install osu anymore.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
I wish there's a way to make lemonade into a coconut.
Granted, but it will taste like a bottle of piss.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
I wish I wasn't lazy and went to go make some cereal.
Granted, cereal expired.
I wish i didn't necro this.
I wish i didn't necro this.
granted but it's too tight to breathe properly
i wish i had fairy god parents
i wish i had fairy god parents
Instructions unclear. You now have dog parents.
I need new comp.
I need new comp.
Granted, but it's a Commodore Amiga
I wish to be unknown.
I wish to be unknown.
Granted, except we're somehow mutual and I just responded to your post.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
I wish to make progress on one of my songs.
E m i
Have your waifu IRL. She is waiting for you on your bed.
Give me better internet speeds
Give me better internet speeds
E m i
Granted but you now have polycythemia.
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
I wish i liked more different kinds of games
granted but with every new game you like you immediately hate the last
wish my fingers liked me
wish my fingers liked me
They like you, and even love you but they also want to kill you because they love you too much. That's what you call psychopathic love.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
I wish I could teleport to any place I want.
Granted; side effect of blindness for 30 seconds every time you arrive at your destination.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
I wish for a never ending supply of rocket fuel, in 8-ton canisters.
granted; but they all fly off uncontrollably the moment you use one.
i wish people learned to like sushi
i wish people learned to like sushi
But then in the coming generations, people's 98% of their body will be filled with it.
"I want power."
"I want power."
granted: but it's a delusion
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
i wish i didn't make bad decisions
granted, but then your wish wouldn't exist. that's a bad decision. you also wouldn't be able to learn from mistakes, which is also a bad decision, meaning you cant improve or master your perfection
I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
I wish I could wish for something actually useful so I don't do random shit I don't need to
granted but it gets corrupted
i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
i wish taking care of long hair wasnt so much work
E m i
granted, it now grows by 5cm
i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
i wish my window wasnt aimed at the south (the sun always shines on my room and during summer it gets SUPER hot)
E m i
granted, but now you have sleep paralysis
i wish i was serious about studying
i wish i was serious about studying
Granted, but you fail all classes
i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
i wish i was better at coming up with wishes
E m i
Granted, you now sleep 16 hours a day
I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
I wish to be an all-seeing mind.
Granted, you now have an eye on your forehead and a spoiler on your back made of bones.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Wishing for death to all mosquitoes.
Granted, but now there are vampires everywhere.
I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
I want to rank a G R I D M A P P I N G style map.
Granted, but after you do so you turn into marshmallow with arms
I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
I want a better computer that is more powerful than Nasa's
granted, but the government comes to your house everyday and tries to take it.
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
i want a non-psychopathic waifu
Granted, but she's the type that often wants to go shop'.
I want to be big enough (:q).
I want to be big enough (:q).
granted, big enough to fit uranus
I wish for death to all vampires.
I wish for death to all vampires.
I want to move somewhere else.KatouMegumi wrote:
Granted, but now there are mosqitoes everywhere, again.