ssshh the pierogi is trying to act importantAurani wrote:
As the initiator of Page 3333, I declare myself the lifetime president of this page.
Here's your oath lads:
I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to the leader of the German Empire and people, Aurani, to observe the law, remove Blitzfrog, all of his subhuman friends and to conscientiously fulfill my official duties, so help me God.
Faithful and obedient to Merkel, huhAurani wrote:
As the initiator of Page 3333, I declare myself the lifetime president of this page.
Here's your oath lads:
I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to the leader of the German Empire and people, Aurani, to observe the law, remove Blitzfrog, all of his subhuman friends and to conscientiously fulfill my official duties, so help me God.
I pledge allegiance.Aurani wrote:
As the initiator of Page 3333, I declare myself the lifetime president of this page.
Here's your oath lads:
I swear: I will be faithful and obedient to the leader of the German Empire and people, Aurani, to observe the law, remove Blitzfrog, all of his subhuman friends and to conscientiously fulfill my official duties, so help me God.
So that's why some dude was talking about Scott Pilgrim when I posted it on furry_irlRaspberriel wrote:
wasn't that originally a Scott Pilgrim comic
I get this a lot, you should check out my steam profile comments section for more it's like a collection at this point and one I'm particularly proud of.Klocuch12 wrote:
I hope bronies die
bread makes you fatMahogany wrote:
me irl
Mahogany wrote:
I get this a lot, you should check out my steam profile comments section for more it's like a collection at this point and one I'm particularly proud of.Klocuch12 wrote:
I hope bronies die
i don't even remember anything from the movie. all i remember is that phrase, because i didn't know bread made you fat at the timeMahogany wrote:
bread makes you fat!?Foxtrot wrote:
bread makes you fatMahogany wrote:
me irl
and paleo, too, though i don't know if it's just a fad or a respectable dietB1rd wrote:
Low carb is all the rage these days.
B-but GENETICS!!!Aurani wrote:
Or you can live your life as the gods intended and move your ass every now and then so you don't need to make up cheesy diet plans to stay fit.
Did you read what I wrote? Even if you reduce the amount you eat and exercise regularly people will still gain weight in the long term. The diet isn't cheesy, it's something that humans have been doing for thousands of years.Aurani wrote:
Or you can live your life as the gods intended and move your ass every now and then so you don't need to make up cheesy diet plans to stay fit.
Don't discount physiology as a reason why people gain weight. Plenty of people do nothing but sit and eat chocolate all day and are super thin, while other people diet and exercise all their life and still struggle with their weight.Klocuch12 wrote:
B-but GENETICS!!!
I'm not going to put much stock into what you say if you don't even bother to understand my argument properly. And it's really not a surprise that as a young male it's not hard for you to maintain health weight - that's typical. Typically, people tend to have problems as they get into middle age.Aurani wrote:
I usually don't read your sources as they tend to be exactly like this one. I'd rather trust my own body than some hipster doctor who thinks humans need to eat rocks and behave like Gandhi to survive the 31st apocalypse from the Martian Calendar.
I've been in the PERFECT shape ever since I was a kid. Had the right amount of muscle and fat, was healthy as all shit and did not pay a single thought to what I ate, as long as it's not pure trash (chips and sodas). After the 4th grade of high school, I had to prep for unis so I continued eating the same amount but didn't move even 500m in a day, and guess what happened.... I fattened up.
It doesn't take a fucking rocket scientist to figure out what happened there, but apparently people are so braindead they actually believe the shit they read about needing to eat sea soil from the rotting carcass of a Pygmy beaked whale 3 times a day, otherwise they're gonna turn into overweight French Polynesian prostitutes.
This is gold!Aurani wrote:
There's a study that explains that human evolution is the result of Stalin planning 9/11 with his bud Lao Tzu during the 1527 sack of Rome, all in an effort to thwart Edward II's plans to subdue the humans with his corporate greed by feeding them modern food.