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Corrupt a wish!

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Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you

I wish I had better ideas in corruption
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.

I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity

I wish for cookies
Tornado
409 posts
Joined May 2014
Tornado
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;

Cookies pleaseeee
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Corrupt the wish.

Now.

OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.

I wish for drugs.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.

I wish for cookies with raisins
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but moldsssss!

I wish for wealth
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.

I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.

I wish i'm never ninja'd
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MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but now you have to ninja others

I wish i could eat and never get fat
Fourth
76 posts
Joined April 2015
Fourth
Granted but all the food become tasteless

I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already

I wish for peace and quiet.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY

I wish I was a meme
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*

I wish for a nap time.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep

I wish I could have a huge house
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.

I wish I could gain peppy points.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but they will be useless.

I wish I could beat this level in my game
Nuolong
1,032 posts
Joined August 2014
Nuolong
Granted but shortly afterward your save file gets corrupted and you lose all of your progress
I wish I could sing and dance better ~
u s a g i
125 posts
Joined October 2015
u s a g i
Granted, but you will have to sing and dance to your least favourite songs

I wish I had friends
Tornado
409 posts
Joined May 2014
Tornado
Granted,but they backstabbed you

Give me chocolate!
u s a g i
125 posts
Joined October 2015
u s a g i
Granted, but its poisoned

I wish I was good at this game
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted, but every time you played the score never uploaded

I wish I was as cool in real life as I am on the internet
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but you'll be out of date by the time the Internet changes as much as you.

I wish I had more strength.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. You clapped and the impact killed you

I wish for a better thread
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you get Madeira Silk Embroidery Floss from a quality imported silk.

I wish I'm a good writer.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. Everything you wrote about how you would like your death happened tomorrow after you finished it.

I wish to become a better weeb
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted, but weebs will be too popular and you'll go unrecognized.

I wish I could eat people without going to jail for it.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. You don't go to jail, you get death penalty

I wish to be able to understand Japanese and read Kanji
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but that's the only language you can understand and read now

I wish I was a loli
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. You were arrested for trying to desperately cosplay as a child and go to preschools

I wish to be able to make fg have less weebs
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but that would also include you

I wish I had more time to watch anime
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you're also forced to watch crappy ones.

I was i was not a combo breaker.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but then combos would break you

I wish I could take in all the cats that I see at my house
Sandy Hoey
3,605 posts
Joined October 2015
Sandy Hoey
Granted, but you can't remove them when they die. Any of them...

I wish my bird and dog would get along.
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but they will act overprotective and won't want one more animal at home.

I wish I could experience my impossible fantasies.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but they won't go about the way you imagined them

I wish I could have all the lolis in the world
Kyubey
osu! Alumni
3,097 posts
Joined December 2012
Kyubey
Granted, but you became a magic girl and will turn into a witch later.

I wish to fly.
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will never be able to touch the ground again

I wish I could walk on water
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, you can't drink anymore.

I wish VR stuffs are cheap.
puccithecat
166 posts
Joined March 2015
puccithecat
Granted, but you cant walk on land
FUKIN NINJA
GRANTED BUT THEY ARE CRAPPY
i wish i could just stop thinking too much T^T
Runiel
255 posts
Joined January 2016
Runiel
Granted, You will die

I wish for the power of a God, unstoppable without any drawbacks and or weakness whatsoever, with this power i will become invincible and immortal at the same time.
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. You tried to fight God in order to be higher than him except you were condemned and became Satan and fell from Heaven onto Hell.

I wish I could be more creative
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but no one else will find them very creative

I wish I could pass every test
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but those are eyesight and hearing tests.

I wish I could destroy this timeline (I don't care about my own disappearance).
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted but you will destroy every other timeline as well

I wish I was a train
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted. But it's derailed and not being used

I wish I could fly
MagatsuLana
0 posts
Joined September 2016
MagatsuLana
Granted, but you would be shot down by hunters mistaking you for a bird

I wish I was in the movie Cars
Runiel
255 posts
Joined January 2016
Runiel
Granted, but you're that old granny lady who is going to die in a few years

I wish i could be smart in math
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but you'll never now where to spend that skill.


I wish I could know where I am going.
clover
176 posts
Joined April 2015
clover
Granted, but you'll always pass that place and think it's further ahead

i wish i wasn't such a degenerate.
Cynplytholowazy
365 posts
Joined January 2014
Cynplytholowazy
Granted, but you still gain hate from other places.

I wish i could get a touch screen.
- Yuuto -
970 posts
Joined September 2013
- Yuuto -
Granted but the touchscreen has 2000 ms respond

I wish everything that I see is a toast ;o;
Jukkii
597 posts
Joined October 2015
Jukkii
granted, but youll become a toast yourself as you look at yourself-

i wish i would be naturally good at something to a point in which i dont need to put in effort to do it
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted, you didn't put effort in life. You died.

I wish I had more fun
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, You stop protecting lolis

I wish every girl liked me
45Traeath
388 posts
Joined February 2016
45Traeath
Granted, but they are "yandere".

I wish a succubus from KonoSuba would give me the dream I want.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the succubus sucks you dry... MGQ ending it seems.

I wish senpai would notice me.
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but (s)he turns out to be tsundere

I wish someone would give me the title of the best music he/she heard
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but it's all in Concert C

I wish someone would make kai stop being korean
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but we switched you and Kai into each others bodies so now your Korean.

I wish I was rich
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta
Granted, but you'll get dicks instead.

I wish the next person gets some dicks.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but I you'll get them stuck in your eye

I wish to be Gayzmcgee
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you retire osu.


I wish immortality.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but you are weak.
I wish supernaturals.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but from too much superness you'll die from supernova.

I wish for a new mouse, a4techs one will do.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted but you get no PC

I wish to become the cutest human girl
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
granted but you are a futanari with a massive cock.

i wish i was a futanari with a massive cock
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but turns out the cock isn't very intimid-

I wish 720 degrees is athing
roshan117
145 posts
Joined April 2016
roshan117
granted but u die

i wish i was dead lol so original
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but not original

I wish for the next poster to live a really good life.
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but dies early.

I wish flyong spaghetti monster is real.
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but no one will believe you when you explain what you saw.

I wish to be the best, like no one ever was!
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you're the only person in the universe

I wanna become the next -GN
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but you'll end up in bad acc in some plays.

I want to become the Lee Sin of Taiko
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but you end up turning into Mocha, the official osu!taiko mascot.

I wish someone would monitor my posting quality progress
johnmedina999
296 posts
Joined October 2016
johnmedina999
Granted, here you go.

(The X-axis is how many minutes since your first post.)

I wish I was better at drawing.
Rwyta
91 posts
Joined September 2016
Rwyta
Granted with you're a professional stick figure artist.

I wish I can draw hentai.
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but you are forced to show all your drawings to your parents.

I wish I was more athletic
vinnicci
318 posts
Joined December 2015
vinnicci
Granted, but you lose intelligence.


I wish for HTC Vive
Comfy Slippers
194 posts
Joined April 2015
Comfy Slippers
now u u are forced to use it 24/7

i wish i had friends
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
Granted, but some of your friends will spill coffee on you.

I wish for the cabbages.
Fhaye
74 posts
Joined May 2015
Fhaye
Granted but poisoned

I wish for a rubbing alcohol
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but someone poisons you with it and you develop brain trauma

I wish for my rap battle club thread (in OT) to not be locked or let dead
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but it gets ignored

I wish for 1 ranked mapset
Serraionga
11,487 posts
Joined November 2014
Serraionga
Granted, but literally no one will like it, not even the people who nominated it.

I wish for fast hands.
Taj
48 posts
Joined December 2015
Taj
granted but you're ending up in RSI

I wish to rain,
Edgar_Figaro
925 posts
Joined May 2015
Edgar_Figaro
Granted but it's acid rain

I wish I had a nicer car
LowAccuracySS
605 posts
Joined October 2015
LowAccuracySS
granted but it breaks down in the middle of the desert

i wish i had a life outside osu
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted but full of sadness

I wish for a free massage
fartMONSTER5000
10 posts
Joined July 2016
fartMONSTER5000
Granted, but you can only have one letter and if you send it, you will get a crippling depression.

I wish to be more happy
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you die in a plank time
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
User is already corrupted

I wish to be the best
Niko-nyan
1,990 posts
Joined June 2011
Niko-nyan
granted but you need to practice first

I wish i die in a fire
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but this is a purification fire so you go to heaven or some sort of higher realm.

I wish I was transported into a virtual reality of osu!
Zekks
395 posts
Joined March 2016
Zekks
Granted, but if you break any rules, you'll die by getting pelted with circles, a tragically beautiful death

I wish I become john's avatar
Meah
733 posts
Joined November 2014
Meah
Granted, oh wait Nagisa is corrupted already for having oversized hands and feet.

I wish for a cake
Kao
1,869 posts
Joined September 2015
Kao
Granted but it was a lie.

I wish that school ended already.
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted but you're entering into education concentration camp

I wish to be the next Hitler
DJ Enetro
88 posts
Joined January 2017
DJ Enetro
Granted but when Stalin comes the next day, once he kills you personally, he will have:

"Your whole family, shot!
All your wizard friends, shot!
Anyone who sold you pierogi, shot!"

I wish for better goal-setting habits
Blitzfrog
389 posts
Joined March 2016
Blitzfrog
Granted, but you don't have a goal lee

I want to be so good at osu
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