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That's nice. Does he wash his hands after as well ?
I really can't stand living with other people.
you live with your boyfriend? or do this happen when you visit him/he visits you?Hika wrote:
It's okay, my boyfriend doesn't flush sometimes after he does and it's nasty.
I can't stand living periodB1rd wrote:
I really can't stand living with other people.
He does wash his hands which is confusing to me. How do you wash your hands but forget to flush!
And you ninja me. I live with him. Have been living with him for a year and a half now.
And you ninja me. I live with him. Have been living with him for a year and a half now.
Drakengard C;
The rage and energy I feel when I wake up, go to the bathroom and see that brown, clumpy thing in the toilet just STUCK THERE along with torn tissues can fuel an entire city.
Which ones have you played? It's a great series, intentionally made bad, but that's what makes it great.Faust wrote:
Drakengard C;
Only managed to get the 3rd one. I've only watched gameplay of the previous games. Got me into NieR shortly after.
They were all trash but Drakengard 3 was the trashiest out of all them. Which one was the lowest scored by critics? I can't remember but I think it was the 1st one that was scored the lowest. When it comes to Yoko Taro games, the lower the score the better the game so out of the 3, 1 was the best. They're intentionally made bad so that's how you should rate them.
The worst thing ever is to flush the toilet but your shit ends up leaving residue. Hate cleaning that.
It only happens if you shit to the toilet without taking a rest while you are using your willpower
k_hand:lets change it quick
Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
no but I had a physics teacher who spent all class every class on a dog adoption forum
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.Tornado wrote:
lets change it quick
Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
what did he do? be specific plsRurree wrote:
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.Tornado wrote:
lets change it quick
Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Our philosophy teacher was a short guy with a shiny bald head and cute face.He was the #2 Johnny Sins of the school.He was actually good at chatting with the students but he was a Grade A pervert with his dark glasses
And happened to the teacher later on?
What did he do? Did he toke the slut student of the school to the toilet and did some "wohoo"?Rurree wrote:
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
And happened to the teacher later on?
A 3rd year high school student (9th grader for those outside the Philippines) reported him because the teacher was catcalling and proceeded to run his car keys over the student's bare legs. It was volleyball practice during that time (he's a Physical Education coach) so they were wearing shorts, probably piqued his interest.
Plenty lol, but they got caught after I graduated.Tornado wrote:
lets change it quick
Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Tornado wrote:
Does he still have his job?
Rurree wrote:
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
Ooops sorry nvm me,I got it wrong 
Anyways; I also remember that when I was on 10th class; one of the higher class students did a fake facebook account and trolled our stupid english teacher.The guy acted like a girl and he teased the teacher a lot.The teacher was even married.
Yes,a married teacher that was trying to get the underwears of a fake person.
Anyways; I also remember that when I was on 10th class; one of the higher class students did a fake facebook account and trolled our stupid english teacher.The guy acted like a girl and he teased the teacher a lot.The teacher was even married.
Yes,a married teacher that was trying to get the underwears of a fake person.
My brother-in-law's high school had this pervy PE teacher who installed video cameras in the girls' locker room, including the bathrooms.
am I the only one that went to a normal school?
No, that's probably one of the few things we have in common, Kisses.
My school was normal. Nothing that disgusting ever happenedKisses wrote:
am I the only one that went to a normal school?
I can assure you that it did, you just never heard of itFoxtrot wrote:
My school was normal. Nothing that disgusting ever happenedKisses wrote:
am I the only one that went to a normal school?
^ that's also true but a certain amount of weird stuff is guaranteed when there are so many people in one place. Can't help it.
Someone give me ideas for forum games' hunger games custom events. So far I only set up 1 arena event and 1 night event. (And deleted a chunk of really lame events)
Someone give me ideas for forum games' hunger games custom events. So far I only set up 1 arena event and 1 night event. (And deleted a chunk of really lame events)
can you give an example for what these events should look like?Endaris wrote:
Someone give me ideas for forum games' hunger games custom events. So far I only set up 1 arena event and 1 night event. (And deleted a chunk of really lame events)
Uh.
Be creative I suppose. You are familiar with the Hunger Games in general, aren't you?
If you wanna look how it looks right now (or rather in the default version with customized characters), just check the latest completed run starting here.
I suppose it's a bit like Cards against Humanity with the restriction that there are only persons as black cards. And that the white cards need to be somewhat coherent I suppose.
Be creative I suppose. You are familiar with the Hunger Games in general, aren't you?
If you wanna look how it looks right now (or rather in the default version with customized characters), just check the latest completed run starting here.
I suppose it's a bit like Cards against Humanity with the restriction that there are only persons as black cards. And that the white cards need to be somewhat coherent I suppose.
X can't deal with being away from his computer for more than 24 hours and commits sudoku (event on day1)
while running away from a scary looking tree, X trips and breaks his neck (night event)
like this?
while running away from a scary looking tree, X trips and breaks his neck (night event)
like this?
Yeah, just that it has to be good. The first one is already kinda decent.
oh.. ):Endaris wrote:
Yeah, just that it has to be good.
Endaris eats a funny looking fruit and soon after finds himself hallucinating about better days on the ground.
You have to know that we have already made very bad experience with trees. So don't take it personally.
You can include up to 6 persons in one event.
You can include up to 6 persons in one event.
X, X, X, X, X and X have an orgy in the woods.
also please elaborate on the trees!
also please elaborate on the trees!
I want more mafia members omfg.
No way a normal school would allow Foxtrot to enroll
I'm not exactly the biggest threat to public schoolKisses wrote:
No way a normal school would allow Foxtrot to enroll
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I'll join a mafia game if there is one.Hika wrote:
I want more mafia members omfg.
yuri on ice 👀Jellyblob56 wrote:
what on earth could possibly make you that happy in this day and age
It could use less homosexual undertones for sure.
Fight me.
Fight me.
>Yuri is the name of the MC and it's a guy
I've never been so disappointed in my life.
I've never been so disappointed in my life.
Pretty decent show, actually.
Tons of fanservice for girls who are into yaoi, I suppose.
Tons of fanservice for girls who are into yaoi, I suppose.
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
B1rd wrote:
>Yuri is the name of the MC and it's a guy
I've never been so disappointed in my life.
You had to think of it while you were watching hentai you scrublol wrote:
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
isn't computer science your major, though?lol wrote:
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$Foxtrot wrote:
isn't computer science your major, though?lol wrote:
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
yea, i'll do it if you pay me. can't guarantee correct answers tho.lol wrote:
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
oklol wrote:
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
1$ for 1% chance one question will have the correct answer. Want 100% chance 5 questions will be correct? Pay me $500. Want 10% chance 4 questions will be correct? Pay me $40.
how much are you making now?lol wrote:
yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$
is it at least $100/s?lol wrote:
yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$
enough to hire 2 portugese underlings to do work for me
slowly learning that i can just hire people to do things for me if its important
slowly learning that i can just hire people to do things for me if its important
I'd do your homework for you lol
but I wanna know what it is
Oh also bird, I will let you know when my game is being hosted.
but I wanna know what it is
Oh also bird, I will let you know when my game is being hosted.
bitches are stupid
Dat tweet so old
i love you jordan
okay can we just nuke every youtube comment section right now please and thank you
background story plsRaspberriel wrote:
okay can we just nuke every youtube comment section right now please and thank you
inspired by people circlejerking about how much they hate Colbert because he called out their bullshit, and saying stuff likeKisses wrote:
background story plsRaspberriel wrote:
okay can we just nuke every youtube comment section right now please and thank you
65 likes for blatantly anti-Semitic crap. The kicker is, he isn't even Jewish!
This cunt wasn't kidding either -- she also said she couldn't possibly be a nazi because she has brown skin
But overall, it just seems like in general, they're where everything annoying about the internet converges into one giant cesspool
On some videos, it's ultra-defensive tumblr fandoms and/or forced memes (aka anything even remotely related to GiIvaSunner and/or JoJo)
On other videos (as in every political video ever), it's conspiracy theorists/alt-righters (it's never liberals or even moderate conservatives) circlejerking themselves and taking up the entire "top comments" section
And, of course, the spammers and scammers blocking replies to their comments so no one can call them out for the pieces of trash that they are
Even on videos about more "cultured" subjects there's always one person that fucks it up
That being said, I still don't like it when a sizable channel disables their comments, especially if they're peddling bullshit about a controversial topic (looking at every video that shits on gamers for no reason), but after seeing the way 95% of YT commenters are, can you really blame them?
you've never seen liberals circlejerking? The whole US selection has been one big liberal circlejerk. Don't say that liberals don't circlejerk. They do it too, they also do it on youtube a lot. Of course it would extend to the internet as well, they've been at it so much people say this is what lost them their election-cycle.
You're reading the comment section of the wrong youtube videos, of course you're going to run into cancer. Only read the comments for quality videos such as these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-X84AB034
General rule, just don't read any long reply chains and you're safe.
General rule, just don't read any long reply chains and you're safe.
I personally haven't seen it happen on any trending politics video. I've seen it elsewhere on the Internet, though.Railey2 wrote:
you've never seen liberals circlejerking? The whole US selection has been one big liberal circlejerk. Don't say that liberals don't circlejerk. They do it too, they also do it on youtube a lot. Of course it would extend to the internet as well, they've been at it so much people say this is what lost them their election-cycle.
Case in point: you would think there would be comments agreeing with what people like Colbert or John Oliver say, but nope, the sheer majority is people calling them Hillary shills and MSM cucks and saying "This is why Trump won" (though that latter part is partly true). The video I pulled the above screenshot from only had one "top" comment agreeing with Colbert -- the rest were Pizzagate circlejerks.
There are some gaming channels where everyone seems to be cool in the comments, I'll say that much.EneT wrote:
You're reading the comment section of the wrong youtube videos, of course you're going to run into cancer. Only read the comments for quality videos such as these. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-X84AB034
General rule, just don't read any long reply chains and you're safe.
zzz his monotone way of talking makes me feel like sleeping
Just reading some youtube comments. I think it's bad that they indoctrinate the American youth to believe in freedom as this sort of wonder medicine that can fix all of their problems. USA is the best because freeeedom!! I aint not elect this politician he don't care bout muh freeeedom!!
what in the hell
"It is the liberals who want to create the controlling, freedomless, post-apocalyptic distopia. They just dress it up in social justice terminology."
???!
it seems like conservatives distrust everything with the label "government" on it, no matter what it's about, and libertarians aren't silly enough to believe that a market would just regulate itself and be fine if you add more freeeeeedom. This is what I've gathered from reading youtube comments tonight. What a waste of time, I'm so done with this shit
this was the video if anyone is interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Wb1QCSuMg
some other gems:
"The left is so pathetic. They hate freedom, hate white rich people, hate America, and always think they know it all."
"The moment a "Rev" puts his faith in government over GOD, he No longer is worthy of that title." (completely irrelevant to anything discussed in the video?!)
"yeah! freedom is stupid, now let's hand over control to isis and putin, they'll protect us with violence"
what the fuck
how can people so fundamentally misunderstand what the left is about? Are these people really representing modern day conservatives in the US?
what in the hell
"It is the liberals who want to create the controlling, freedomless, post-apocalyptic distopia. They just dress it up in social justice terminology."
???!
it seems like conservatives distrust everything with the label "government" on it, no matter what it's about, and libertarians aren't silly enough to believe that a market would just regulate itself and be fine if you add more freeeeeedom. This is what I've gathered from reading youtube comments tonight. What a waste of time, I'm so done with this shit
this was the video if anyone is interested: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11Wb1QCSuMg
some other gems:
"The left is so pathetic. They hate freedom, hate white rich people, hate America, and always think they know it all."
"The moment a "Rev" puts his faith in government over GOD, he No longer is worthy of that title." (completely irrelevant to anything discussed in the video?!)
"yeah! freedom is stupid, now let's hand over control to isis and putin, they'll protect us with violence"
what the fuck
how can people so fundamentally misunderstand what the left is about? Are these people really representing modern day conservatives in the US?
DeletedUser_6709840
For the record, I based my initial thoughts on three videos: Oliver's Brexit video and Colbert's post-election and Pizzagate videos. That's all it took.
omg she said "for the record" CTR shill confirmed
These people have been around for years now. The Internet just makes them stick out more.
lmaoRailey2 wrote:
what the fuck
how can people so fundamentally misunderstand what the left is about? Are these people really representing modern day conservatives in the US?
These people have been around for years now. The Internet just makes them stick out more.
also maniaRoseusJaeger wrote:
yuri on ice, bruh. Thats what has made me so happyJellyblob56 wrote:
what on earth could possibly make you that happy in this day and age
You really can't stand different opinions can you.Rasberriel wrote:
okay can we just nuke every youtube comment section right now please and thank you
how can people so fundamentally misunderstand what the left is about? Are these people really representing modern day conservatives in the US?Seems like you don't understand what the dichotomy of the left and right is about. The left is about big government controlling everything.
libertarians aren't silly enough to believe that a market would just regulate itself and be fine if you add more freeeeeedom. This is what I've gathered from reading youtube comments tonight. What a waste of time, I'm so done with this shitMost libertarians believe in free market ideals.
Neither can /r/the_donald, apparently.B1rd wrote:
You really can't stand different opinions can you.Rasberriel wrote:
okay can we just nuke every youtube comment section right now please and thank you
Also, if by "different opinions" you mean "non-ironic attacks on the Jews" and "applying an incredibly arbitrary interpretation to a circle of friends' conversations" or even something as petty as "[Franchise X] is the best/trash" then yes, I guess that's true. But regarding the more serious ones, I'd rather not go down the whole "racist/sexist/etc." rabbit hole, since it just leads to arguments about tolerance of intolerance and where exactly the intolerance even starts (in religions like Islam or in far-right movements).
Apologies if I don't make any sense, it's 3 in the morning and I'm still up for whatever reason...
noB1rd wrote:
how can people so fundamentally misunderstand what the left is about? Are these people really representing modern day conservatives in the US?Seems like you don't understand what the dichotomy of the left and right is about. The left is about big government controlling everything.
Hey, for once a youtube comment said something that makes sense ;^ )Raspberriel wrote:
65 likes for blatantly anti-Semitic crap. The kicker is, he isn't even Jewish!
This cunt wasn't kidding either -- she also said she couldn't possibly be a nazi because she has brown skin
But overall, it just seems like in general, they're where everything annoying about the internet converges into one giant cesspool
On some videos, it's ultra-defensive tumblr fandoms and/or forced memes (aka anything even remotely related to GiIvaSunner and/or JoJo)
On other videos (as in every political video ever), it's conspiracy theorists/alt-righters (it's never liberals or even moderate conservatives) circlejerking themselves and taking up the entire "top comments" section
And, of course, the spammers and scammers blocking replies to their comments so no one can call them out for the pieces of trash that they are
Even on videos about more "cultured" subjects there's always one person that fucks it up
That being said, I still don't like it when a sizable channel disables their comments, especially if they're peddling bullshit about a controversial topic (looking at every video that shits on gamers for no reason), but after seeing the way 95% of YT commenters are, can you really blame them?
just did a shit in a bin bag in my room beacuse im too socially awkward to go out to the toilet and potentially make eye contact with my flat mates. luckily i always have the fap toilet roll on hand
Just go to the designated shit street
i live in england not indiaZain Sugieres wrote:
Just go to the designated shit street
???lol wrote:
i live in New India not IndiaZain Sugieres wrote:
Just go to the designated shit street
yea there are no designated shit streets in first world countries, unless ur talking about where i find dead hookers my neighbor chokeslammed
can u not talk about forum members like thatClose wrote:
yea there are no designated shit streets in first world countries, unless ur talking about where i find dead hookers my neighbor chokeslammed
OI OI YA FUCKIN GAYYYY ILL CHOKESLAM U OFF TRUMP TOWERlol wrote:
can u not talk about forum members like thatClose wrote:
yea there are no designated shit streets in first world countries, unless ur talking about where i find dead hookers my neighbor chokeslammed
i think some regulars of this particular post are going to be angry
tmw you find out Raspberriel has "anything Jordan posts" written in her "ongoing list of triggers" xdJordan wrote:
Hey, for once a youtube comment said something that makes sense ;^ )Raspberriel wrote:
65 likes for blatantly anti-Semitic crap. The kicker is, he isn't even Jewish!
This cunt wasn't kidding either -- she also said she couldn't possibly be a nazi because she has brown skin
But overall, it just seems like in general, they're where everything annoying about the internet converges into one giant cesspool
On some videos, it's ultra-defensive tumblr fandoms and/or forced memes (aka anything even remotely related to GiIvaSunner and/or JoJo)
On other videos (as in every political video ever), it's conspiracy theorists/alt-righters (it's never liberals or even moderate conservatives) circlejerking themselves and taking up the entire "top comments" section
And, of course, the spammers and scammers blocking replies to their comments so no one can call them out for the pieces of trash that they are
Even on videos about more "cultured" subjects there's always one person that fucks it up
That being said, I still don't like it when a sizable channel disables their comments, especially if they're peddling bullshit about a controversial topic (looking at every video that shits on gamers for no reason), but after seeing the way 95% of YT commenters are, can you really blame them?
Railey2 wrote:
no
Accusing people of 'unironic attacks on Jews' holds about as much weight as accusing someone of 'unironic attacks on Nazis'. But basically you just got triggered by Youtube comments, typically libtard lolRaspberriel wrote:
Also, if by "different opinions" you mean "non-ironic attacks on the Jews" and "applying an incredibly arbitrary interpretation to a circle of friends' conversations" or even something as petty as "[Franchise X] is the best/trash" then yes, I guess that's true. But regarding the more serious ones, I'd rather not go down the whole "racist/sexist/etc." rabbit hole, since it just leads to arguments about tolerance of intolerance and where exactly the intolerance even starts (in religions like Islam or in far-right movements).
Apologies if I don't make any sense, it's 3 in the morning and I'm still up for whatever reason...
yeah, I'm pretty sure he'd be the only person in this thread that could unironically say that Hitler did nothing wrongKisses wrote:
tmw you find out Raspberriel has "anything Jordan posts" written in her "ongoing list of triggers" xd
what in the everloving fuck does this meanB1rd wrote:
Accusing people of 'unironic attacks on Jews' holds about as much weight as accusing someone of 'unironic attacks on Nazis'. But basically you just got triggered by Youtube comments, typically libtard lol
she was 100% serious
excuuuuuuuse me for pointing out that anti-Semites are anti-Semitic, go back to riding Molyneux's dick some more
Good Morning Raspberriel
Set some more scores and become top 500
Set some more scores and become top 500
*triggering intensifies*Raspberriel wrote:
what in the everloving fuck does this mean
she was 100% serious
excuuuuuuuse me for pointing out that anti-Semites are anti-Semitic, go back to riding Molyneux's dick some more
who is 'she'?
Reminder that calling someone 'anti-semetic' is in fact not an argument. You're just relying on the negative connotations of a word to imply someone is bad and nasty without actually offering an explanation of why they are.
@B1rd:
exactly, I wasn't making an argument, nor did I claim that I was making an argument. I just told you that you were wrong about what approximately half of the population really wants (no, the left does not want an authoritarian state that is strictly in control over most aspects of life, for the most part).
This is why political discourse is impossible in the US. The sides can't even bother to listen each other, so they're just strawmanning each other to oblivion. The same thing you do when you accuse the left of wanting to build an authoritarian regime.
"big government controlling everything", lol. What a joke. Who would want something like that?
As long as you're dishonest like that, there is no point in having an actual argument.
exactly, I wasn't making an argument, nor did I claim that I was making an argument. I just told you that you were wrong about what approximately half of the population really wants (no, the left does not want an authoritarian state that is strictly in control over most aspects of life, for the most part).
This is why political discourse is impossible in the US. The sides can't even bother to listen each other, so they're just strawmanning each other to oblivion. The same thing you do when you accuse the left of wanting to build an authoritarian regime.
"big government controlling everything", lol. What a joke. Who would want something like that?
As long as you're dishonest like that, there is no point in having an actual argument.
Got to see a huge fucking Manatee up-close, make an intro while not giving a single fuck and then proceed to bump itself face-first into the tanks wall.
A good laugh was had.
A good laugh was had.
ITT: Being an anti-semite isn't a bad thing
Though I guess it's pretty obvious b1rd is a nazi already
Though I guess it's pretty obvious b1rd is a nazi already
Telling me I am wrong without providing any sort of argument is a completely useless and pointless thing to do. Obviously. And so is calling me 'dishonest' just because I don't agree with you.Railey2 wrote:
@B1rd:
exactly, I wasn't making an argument, nor did I claim that I was making an argument. I just told you that you were wrong about what approximately half of the population really wants (no, the left does not want an authoritarian state that is strictly in control over most aspects of life, for the most part).
This is why political discourse is impossible in the US. The sides can't even bother to listen each other, so they're just strawmanning each other to oblivion. The same thing you do when you accuse the left of wanting to build an authoritarian regime.
"big government controlling everything", lol. What a joke. Who would want something like that?
As long as you're dishonest like that, there is no point in having an actual argument.
I said that you don't understand the dichotomy of the left and right because apparently you don't. No one actually says they want a big government controlling everything, but that is a the result of leftists policies.
The left wants
-higher taxes
-more regulation
-more welfare
-more control on speech
-more control on education/healthcare
the right wants
-lower taxes
-less regulation
-less welfare
-less control on speech
-less government control
Whatever you say, it's demonstrably true that the left wants a bigger government with more control over everything.
I did now.Rasberriel wrote:
Did you not read the original comment or...?
Are you actually gonna come up with a coherent response or...?
That's cruel. Sea creatures bumping into tank walls means the tank is much too small for it. ):Faust wrote:
Got to see a huge fucking Manatee up-close, make an intro while not giving a single fuck and then proceed to bump itself face-first into the tanks wall.
A good laugh was had.
I don't endorse marine animal parks.
It's technically a tank, but it's also FUCKING HUGE, you could put a thousand manatees in there or something. There are also fishes going around.
I don't have pictures with me, but here:
It came up steadily half-asleep or something, drifted through left to right and bumped the wall. Honestly, it was cute.
Saw a Red Panda too. Took this one myself.
I don't have pictures with me, but here:
It came up steadily half-asleep or something, drifted through left to right and bumped the wall. Honestly, it was cute.
Saw a Red Panda too. Took this one myself.
It's one of those things where I think much of the left wing wants more equality and tries to be "liberal," but don't exactly realize what they are preaching. They don't realize they are indirectly supporting more regulation and government control. With all these social movements, like black lives matter, they act as if they are doing the world a favor and standing up for equal rights for everyone when they are pretty much making it worse in most aspects of society. And if you try to tell them the truth, they find some scapegoat to take the blame for their haywire thought process.
I will agree with B1rd that at this current point in time, left wing politics are pretty much saying more control over society (even if they don't exactly want it or realize it) to ironically make the nation more "liberal." They are trying to add laws to monitor speech, healthcare, gun control, etc. Although I don't exactly have a better solution currently for these situations, it is what it is.
I will agree with B1rd that at this current point in time, left wing politics are pretty much saying more control over society (even if they don't exactly want it or realize it) to ironically make the nation more "liberal." They are trying to add laws to monitor speech, healthcare, gun control, etc. Although I don't exactly have a better solution currently for these situations, it is what it is.