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EneT
Personally, black girls ain't my cup of tea. They're too 'exotic' for my tastes, ya feel me.
abraker
There is a change.org petition to change the tiebreaker. I am so fucking done.
Zain Sugieres
Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
Railey2

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
i think it's pretty cool

although any of these would have been better

https://osu.ppy.sh/b/669496
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/433005
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565
B1rd
What is the tiebreaker?
Jellyblob
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silmarilen

B1rd wrote:

What is the tiebreaker?
burn this disappointment into the retina of my eyes.

It's a nice map, but it's not what you expect from the tiebreaker of the finals. It's also the same genre as the tiebreaker for the semi finals.
silmarilen

Railey2 wrote:

Zain Sugieres wrote:

Tbh as much as I like the map I don't feel like it's a good choice for tiebreaker
i think it's pretty cool

although any of these would have been better

https://osu.ppy.sh/b/669496
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/433005
https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565
Genryuu kaiko would have been a decent choice if it wasn't for the fullscreen lol-ur-gonna-miss-here 5s.
virgin code would have been a good choice but for the finals i would rather have seen something like uta or azure arbitrator.
B1rd
I don't think it's a bad choice. Holding a combo on those type of maps is really intense. I'm not a fan of these overrated and overhyped jumps maps.

Not that I really care though, since they forced score V2 into OWC. It's not the same anymore and it's not something I care to watch.
silmarilen
But that's why uta is such a good choice, it's not a generic [insert overinflated star rating jumps here] map like highscore or toumei elegy or [insert overinflated star rating spaced stream here] like road of resistance. It's a pretty well-balanced map.
picky picky_old
that was very interesting and enlightening thx sil
Railey2
uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
Rilene
Kinda have to agree with the Uta for OWC, I remember I got decent 90% HT play until the ending, the 32-note spaced stream.
Zain Sugieres
I think it might be harder on HT to hit those spaced streams than on nomod
Rilene
If you can slow your stream aim then it is easy but if you can't aim slow spaced streams so yeah.
silmarilen

Railey2 wrote:

uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
That's a fair point, but while uta has the chance of failing at the end, genryuu kaiko has a lot of spots where it's just pure luck if you hit. most notably all the fullscreen 5s i mentioned already and the SV increase part near the end. I still stand by my opinion that it's a bad map for a tiebreaker.
Railey2

silmarilen wrote:

Railey2 wrote:

uta is a terrible choice, because the outcome of the entire tournament might hinge on who doesn't miss the last stream. This map can never be a tiebreaker. At least you don't die on the last part of Genryuu Kaiko.

Uta is an amazing map, but it's not suited for OWC's, unless you introduce a special rule where everyone has to go NF mod.
That's a fair point, but while uta has the chance of failing at the end, genryuu kaiko has a lot of spots where it's just pure luck if you hit. most notably all the fullscreen 5s i mentioned already and the SV increase part near the end. I still stand by my opinion that it's a bad map for a tiebreaker.
that's also fair, I think.

I just really want to see https://osu.ppy.sh/b/1003565 being tiebreaker.
It's an amazing map that barely got any attention.
lol

Railey2 wrote:

It's an amazing map that barely got any attention.
and thats why its not the tiebreaker
Tornado
Why arent unranked maps being a tiebreaker map? I haven't seen it before (I dont watch OWC matches anyways :p)
Zain Sugieres
Use your brain sometimes and life will be easier
Tornado
Oh,so thats what the doctor adviced to you.Good for you.

Next time; trying doing the given advice.
lol
tornado i love u
Rilene
When will this escalate to baby generation
Railey2

Rilene wrote:

When will this escalate to baby generation
as soon as tornado is released into the wild
Tornado

lol wrote:

tornado i love u
Have my babies
Rilene

Railey2 wrote:

Rilene wrote:

When will this escalate to baby generation
as soon as tornado is released into the wild
i hope tornado can effortlessly start the baby boom
abraker
outoftheloop
DeletedUser_6709840
wish i could get a job, need extra cash
winber1

RoseusJaeger wrote:

wish i could get a job, need extra cash
mcdonalds
DeletedUser_6709840
even McDonalds isnt hiring right now where im at. it's a shit situation
Hika
shituation
Jellyblob
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Jellyblob
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B1rd
Absolutely disgusting. Parks are the place for going for walks, going outside, playing with children, not for degenerate faggots looking for a root.
Jellyblob
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Railey2

B1rd wrote:

Absolutely disgusting. Parks are the place for going for walks, going outside, playing with children, not for degenerate faggots looking for a root.
I'd have sex with you in a park
B1rd
If you're a cute grill like your avatar... maybe we could hold hands.
Faust
Pretty gay.
Railey2
h-holding hands?

How can you suggest something so lewd >//////<
B-B1rd you pervert
;_;
Zain Sugieres
>///<
EneT
Friendly reminder to everyone to take a look at your shit AFTER you've flushed in case it gets stuck/clogged in some way and end up making the next person see then clean up after you unlike a certain bitch in my household. No one wants to see your dookie, not even your boyfriend/girlfriend, it destroys not only friendships and relationships, it destroys lives.
Hika
It's okay, my boyfriend doesn't flush sometimes after he does and it's nasty.
EneT
#hardtimesbeingthepersonthathastocleanup
Faust
That's nice. Does he wash his hands after as well ?
B1rd
I really can't stand living with other people.
_handholding

Hika wrote:

It's okay, my boyfriend doesn't flush sometimes after he does and it's nasty.
you live with your boyfriend? or do this happen when you visit him/he visits you?

B1rd wrote:

I really can't stand living with other people.
I can't stand living period
Hika
He does wash his hands which is confusing to me. How do you wash your hands but forget to flush!

And you ninja me. I live with him. Have been living with him for a year and a half now.
Faust
Drakengard C;
EneT
The rage and energy I feel when I wake up, go to the bathroom and see that brown, clumpy thing in the toilet just STUCK THERE along with torn tissues can fuel an entire city.

Faust wrote:

Drakengard C;
Which ones have you played? It's a great series, intentionally made bad, but that's what makes it great.
Faust
Only managed to get the 3rd one. I've only watched gameplay of the previous games. Got me into NieR shortly after.
EneT
They were all trash but Drakengard 3 was the trashiest out of all them. Which one was the lowest scored by critics? I can't remember but I think it was the 1st one that was scored the lowest. When it comes to Yoko Taro games, the lower the score the better the game so out of the 3, 1 was the best. They're intentionally made bad so that's how you should rate them.
Rurree
The worst thing ever is to flush the toilet but your shit ends up leaving residue. Hate cleaning that.
Tornado
It only happens if you shit to the toilet without taking a rest while you are using your willpower
lol
when the topic is shit residue :ok_hand:
Tornado
lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Mahogany
no but I had a physics teacher who spent all class every class on a dog adoption forum
Rurree

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
_handholding

Rurree wrote:

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
what did he do? be specific pls
Tornado
Our philosophy teacher was a short guy with a shiny bald head and cute face.He was the #2 Johnny Sins of the school.He was actually good at chatting with the students but he was a Grade A pervert with his dark glasses

Rurree wrote:

Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
What did he do? Did he toke the slut student of the school to the toilet and did some "wohoo"? :P

And happened to the teacher later on?
Rurree
A 3rd year high school student (9th grader for those outside the Philippines) reported him because the teacher was catcalling and proceeded to run his car keys over the student's bare legs. It was volleyball practice during that time (he's a Physical Education coach) so they were wearing shorts, probably piqued his interest.
Tornado
Does he still have his job?
Hika

Tornado wrote:

lets change it quick

Alright guys here is a question; Had any of you a pedo teacher on your highschools?
Plenty lol, but they got caught after I graduated.
_handholding

Tornado wrote:

Does he still have his job?

Rurree wrote:

Yeah, he got kicked out after 2 weeks because a student reported him.
Tornado
Ooops sorry nvm me,I got it wrong :D

Anyways; I also remember that when I was on 10th class; one of the higher class students did a fake facebook account and trolled our stupid english teacher.The guy acted like a girl and he teased the teacher a lot.The teacher was even married.

Yes,a married teacher that was trying to get the underwears of a fake person.
Foxtrot
My brother-in-law's high school had this pervy PE teacher who installed video cameras in the girls' locker room, including the bathrooms.
_handholding
am I the only one that went to a normal school?
Endaris
No, that's probably one of the few things we have in common, Kisses.
Foxtrot

Kisses wrote:

am I the only one that went to a normal school?
My school was normal. Nothing that disgusting ever happened
Railey2

Foxtrot wrote:

Kisses wrote:

am I the only one that went to a normal school?
My school was normal. Nothing that disgusting ever happened
I can assure you that it did, you just never heard of it
Endaris
^ that's also true but a certain amount of weird stuff is guaranteed when there are so many people in one place. Can't help it.

Someone give me ideas for forum games' hunger games custom events. So far I only set up 1 arena event and 1 night event. (And deleted a chunk of really lame events)
Railey2

Endaris wrote:

Someone give me ideas for forum games' hunger games custom events. So far I only set up 1 arena event and 1 night event. (And deleted a chunk of really lame events)
can you give an example for what these events should look like?
Endaris
Uh.
Be creative I suppose. You are familiar with the Hunger Games in general, aren't you?
If you wanna look how it looks right now (or rather in the default version with customized characters), just check the latest completed run starting here.
I suppose it's a bit like Cards against Humanity with the restriction that there are only persons as black cards. And that the white cards need to be somewhat coherent I suppose.
Railey2
X can't deal with being away from his computer for more than 24 hours and commits sudoku (event on day1)

while running away from a scary looking tree, X trips and breaks his neck (night event)


like this?
Endaris
Yeah, just that it has to be good. The first one is already kinda decent.
Railey2

Endaris wrote:

Yeah, just that it has to be good.
oh.. ):


Endaris eats a funny looking fruit and soon after finds himself hallucinating about better days on the ground.
Endaris
You have to know that we have already made very bad experience with trees. So don't take it personally.
You can include up to 6 persons in one event.
Railey2
X, X, X, X, X and X have an orgy in the woods.

also please elaborate on the trees!
Hika
I want more mafia members omfg.
_handholding
No way a normal school would allow Foxtrot to enroll
Foxtrot

Kisses wrote:

No way a normal school would allow Foxtrot to enroll
I'm not exactly the biggest threat to public school
DeletedUser_6709840
i finally stopped crying tears of joy, thats the highlight of my day
Jellyblob
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B1rd

Hika wrote:

I want more mafia members omfg.
I'll join a mafia game if there is one.
Aomi

Jellyblob56 wrote:

what on earth could possibly make you that happy in this day and age
yuri on ice 👀
Faust
It could use less homosexual undertones for sure.

Fight me.
B1rd
>Yuri is the name of the MC and it's a guy

I've never been so disappointed in my life.
Jellyblob
x
Faust
Pretty decent show, actually.

Tons of fanservice for girls who are into yaoi, I suppose.
lol
can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
_handholding

B1rd wrote:

>Yuri is the name of the MC and it's a guy

I've never been so disappointed in my life.
Tornado

lol wrote:

can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
You had to think of it while you were watching hentai you scrub
Foxtrot

lol wrote:

can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
isn't computer science your major, though?
lol

Foxtrot wrote:

lol wrote:

can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
isn't computer science your major, though?
yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$
winber1

lol wrote:

can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
yea, i'll do it if you pay me. can't guarantee correct answers tho.
abraker

lol wrote:

can i pay someone to do my computer science uni assignments please one of u must be able to do it
ok

1$ for 1% chance one question will have the correct answer. Want 100% chance 5 questions will be correct? Pay me $500. Want 10% chance 4 questions will be correct? Pay me $40.
Railey2

lol wrote:

yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$
how much are you making now?
Rilene

lol wrote:

yes but i am busy making mad p $$$$$$$
is it at least $100/s?
lol
enough to hire 2 portugese underlings to do work for me

slowly learning that i can just hire people to do things for me if its important
Railey2
44444 posts
Hika
I'd do your homework for you lol
but I wanna know what it is

Oh also bird, I will let you know when my game is being hosted.
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