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I wish quantum mechanics is fully understood.
I wish quantum computers are built.
I wish quantum computers are built.
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Sry to say but microsoft is busy building my castle
If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
If possible, i want my castle float in the sky
Granted, but the only the castle floated, not the ground.
Good luck getting in. :v
I wish I has ponies \o/
Good luck getting in. :v
I wish I has ponies \o/
Granted but they turned out to be human flesh eating ponies~
I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
I wish could teleport anywhere I want *v*
Granted! But you can teleport anywhere you want before 0.001 seconds.
I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
I wish Youtube Comment Sections should be better.
Granted but you get the cancer from the comments as pms
I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
I wish i could have a limitless supply of soup
Granted but poisoned soup.
I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
I wish for a basket of seedless watermelons.
Granted, they taste water.
I wish for a creamy chocolate cake.
I wish for a creamy chocolate cake.
Granted, but its filled with raisins.
I wish for an airliner as a replacement for a car.
I wish for an airliner as a replacement for a car.
Granted but you the eyeliner airliner gives your a massive pink eye.
I wish I could go to the lake with my crush today ~
I wish I could go to the lake with my crush today ~
granted but the lake has dried up
i wish to own a private jet
i wish to own a private jet
Granted, but the private jet's engine number 1 will flame out every 5 trips.
I wish for skill in this game.
I wish for skill in this game.
Granted, but your sudden skills frame you as a cheater.
I wish for a job.
I wish for a job.
Granted but it's a dirty job~
I wish I could travel this summer :')
I wish I could travel this summer :')
Topic Starter
Granted but your plane crashes into the alps.
I wish for a waifu.
I wish for a waifu.
Granted, but your waifu is trash.
I wish for worse aim (hehe)
I wish for worse aim (hehe)
granted, now you can't get aim for good scores
i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
i wish my schoolmates wont make fun of me ;w;
Granted, but the teachers make fun of you
I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
I wish I had Rem as my Waifu (hope she doesn't mind a girl)
If that can give you a tiny hint of "who"...
You could make it so none of them can move from their respective world.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.
But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.
In other words, they can never see eachother, while Rem is fully aware of the granted wish.
But that's not the kind of thing I would do, so I intentionally skipped.
Granted, but it will waste 4 years of your life.
I wish for
Granted, but your "peace" is actually schizophrenia
I wish for more manga on my bookcase
I wish for more manga on my bookcase
Granted, but it's all Hentai Manga
I wish for a 900 pp play
I wish for a 900 pp play
Granted, but it was determined as cheating and you were banned
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)
I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
(OT: H Manga isn't a ruined wish for me)
I wish for every anime existing on my hard drive
Granted, all in 144p quality
I wish for a strawberry milk.
I wish for a strawberry milk.
Granted, but it's human milk. (What in whatever did I just do...)
I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
I wish for my Steam (short) wishlist to be cleaned for Christmas.
Granted, but after you cleaned that, a whole bunch of stuff added in your wish list.
I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
I wish I could FC blue zenith with HRHD.
Granted, but with an extremely low skill that you can't even kill an easy bot. I wish I could sleep properly.
Granted, but everytime you wake up, Danny Devito suddenly appears and stares at you deeply in the eyes and then jumps through your window.
I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
I wish i could get a beast PC and Beast Internet
Granted but you'll run for your life from that moment. {Bad joke, 0/100, thank you.}RunielVermell wrote:
get a beast PC and Beast Internet
I wish I could move to my next life right now.
Granted, but you have to live the same way your life is before
I want to corrupt a wish.
I want to corrupt a wish.
Granted, but you actually made his wish better
I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
I wish chatazfung99 followed rules properly
Granted. But now he won't post on the thread anymore so it's kinda useless anyways
I wish to have a kawaii neko as my waifu
I wish to have a kawaii neko as my waifu
Granted, but it's a male cat that's perverted
I wish I could fly
I wish I could fly
Granted, but your waifu won't love you back
I wish to have the power to make anything I write come to life
I wish to have the power to make anything I write come to life
Granted, but another person dies, to take place of that person
(Dark)
I wish I could fly
(Dark)
I wish I could fly
But you fly like Kurashina Masuka, so you crash too often, getting your bones broken.
I wish for a recursive manga
I wish for a recursive manga
Granted, but you would be the only fangirl/boy for that manga
I wish I could make money appear when I need it
I wish I could make money appear when I need it
Granted, but they're not worth anything.
I wish I could control fire
I wish I could control fire
Granted but you have no way of controlling your fire
I wish I could teleport
I wish I could teleport
Granted, but your clothes don't teleport (To LOVE-Ru style, Lala not included)
I wish I could control things with my mind
I wish I could control things with my mind
Granted but you get a really bad headache each time you use your power.
I wish I could shift into any animal I want
I wish I could shift into any animal I want
Granted, but you'll feel ill from your lunches as an animal.
I wish for a (greatly) better resistance to colds and other stuffs.
I wish for a (greatly) better resistance to colds and other stuffs.
Granted, you are now subject to experiments.
I wish for a cheese.
I wish for a cheese.
Granted, you are now a rat
I wish to meet my soulmate
I wish to meet my soulmate
Granted but they will forget you after a week (basically one week friends)
I wish I could kill people with one punch
I wish I could kill people with one punch
Granted, but you punched yourself.
I wish I could bring people back to life
I wish I could bring people back to life
Granted but they will need to survive the way a zombie does
I wish I was the king of the world
I wish I was the king of the world
Granted, you are now a lion
I wish I had a better phone
I wish I had a better phone
Granted, but the brightness is damn too high.
I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
I wish for a doppel' to show up and be friends.
Granted, but he took your soul and pretended to be you.
I wish for sleep
I wish for sleep
Granted but you will only go to sleep when you are the least tired
I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
I wish I could swim in a pool of peanut butter
Granted, but you will forever be stuck in the pool of peanut butter.
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
I wish I could kick Wall-ed out of my may
Granted, but Wall-ed is now in January, February, March, April, June, July, August, September, October, November & December.
I wish my cold was gone
I wish my cold was gone
Granted but now you have the black plague
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game
Granted, but it was very easy mode
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
I wish I could finish Hoshimemo
Granted but you will forget how it ends.
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
I wish I wasn't allergic to cherries
Granted, but now you're allergic to everything else (basically dead)
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
I wish for the most delicious chocolate
Granted but you will no longer be able to eat chocolate ever again
I wish I had a pet unicorn
I wish I had a pet unicorn
Granted. It died.
I wish to be less dark.
I wish to be less dark.
(Mah unicooooooorn ;-;)
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but you will be emotionless
I wish I could sing
Granted, but your voice kills people who hears it
I wish I had emotions
I wish I had emotions
Granted but you only have negative emotions
I wish I had some chicken strips
I wish I had some chicken strips
Granted, but it is poisoned
I wish I could not go to school
I wish I could not go to school
Granted, you're a laborer.
I wish for high speed internet.
I wish for high speed internet.
Granted, but with extremely unstable connection.
I wish for mania skills
I wish for mania skills
Granted, but you can effectively and perfectly draw a stick.
I wish for Re:Zero S2
I wish for Re:Zero S2
Granted, but he won't be able to save anyone.
I wish for beingthe Flash a very quick runner.
I wish for being
Granted, but your body gets horribly destroyed after you traveled at light speed.
I wish this thread sucked less
I wish this thread sucked less
Granted but you will never be able to eat it.
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
I wish I had Jake from State Farm as my husband
Granted but he will always disappear because of work. One day he becomes depressed because of the pressure of his job and commit suicide.
I wan't to rule the world.
I wan't to rule the world.
Granted, but you will be the only inhabitant.
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
I wish I could draw the second eye as good as I drew the first eye
Granted, but you can only do it on a "chibi" scale.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
I wish I could be paid for using the mathematics I learnt in high s'.
Granted, but 1 JPY per skill
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
I wish I could stop posting in Ot
Granted, but you'll keep receiving notifications for it.
I wish I had all the books in the world
I wish I had all the books in the world
Granted. They fell on you. You died for the reason: "Being crushed by Knawledge."
I wish I had more confidence
I wish I had more confidence
You became "too confident" and ended up being a reckless little girl that picked up a fight with the big guy on your school.Damn he literally graved you to the ground T_T
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
I want to become good as Jhlee0133
Granted. But Kao already quit osu!
I wish I swam so fast
I wish I swam so fast
Granted.You swimmed through the ocean and got eaten by a shark
I want a better inernet!
I want a better inernet!
Granted. It's so stable that it's kept at 12kbps
I wish to become taller
I wish to become taller
Granted.Your boyfriend broke up with you cuz he loves shorter girls for hugging them like a teddy bear
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
I want to get a new mouse and mousepad
OT: I have no boyfriend... Never did and not experienced
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but your mouse is so bad that you can't aim, and the mouse pad killed you
I wish I had better ideas in corruption
Granted, but the people you corrupted will lead the world to its end.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
I wish I had luck for at least one useful thing.
Granted, you can now silently fart every time. The smell kills anyone in vicinity
I wish for cookies
I wish for cookies
Wish granted.Omg I dont want to corrup the wish cuz I wish it too so badly right now ;w;
Cookies pleaseeee
Cookies pleaseeee
Topic Starter
Corrupt the wish.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Now.
OT:Granted, but your cookies have raisins in them.
I wish for drugs.
Granted. It didn't destroy your life. It made it better.
I wish for cookies with raisins
I wish for cookies with raisins
Granted, but the feeling of satisfaction from whatever you do with it will never exist.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
I wish mosquitos only feeded on other insects' body.
Granted, all other insects die and mosquitoes remain.
I wish i'm never ninja'd
I wish i'm never ninja'd
Granted but now you have to ninja others
I wish i could eat and never get fat
I wish i could eat and never get fat
Granted but all the food become tasteless
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
I wish I have an dea for new denk mem
Granted, but somebody has thought of that dank meme already
I wish for peace and quiet.
I wish for peace and quiet.
GRANTED BUT NOW YOU CAN ONLY SPEAK LOUDLY AND THINK LOUDLY
I wish I was a meme
I wish I was a meme
Granted but you, as a meme, will be stolen and made more famous by those accounts that steal memes without credit. *cough*not me*cough*
I wish for a nap time.
I wish for a nap time.
Granted but whenever naptime arises you will never be able to sleep
I wish I could have a huge house
I wish I could have a huge house
Granted but everybody you hate lives in that house with you.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
I wish I could gain peppy points.
Granted but they will be useless.
I wish I could beat this level in my game
I wish I could beat this level in my game