Wish granted, but soon it's broken.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
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Wish granted, but you'll live the rest of your life depending on your allowance; you'll never get a job and become a shut-in forever
I wish I had a pet cow
I wish I had a pet cow
spoiler alert (Dot Kareshi reference)
Granted, but you did it in such a terrible way that the characters drag you in the game and give you an ass beating
I wish Ichigo would marry Rukia already
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but you forgot a week's worth of cup ramen groceries on the train along with your bag.
I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.
I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.
granted, but it deletes your system if you don't give a meme enough answer
i wish people could be more thoughtful
i wish people could be more thoughtful
Granted, we call it legal loopholes. Corporates have just taken your retirement money ;P
I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but it has fried cockroaches in it as topping :3
I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
You wish has been granted: "You're existence has been erased, meaning that you will never have been introduced to the hit circle."
I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
Wish granted, but in doing so, you lose your individuality and no longer have an original form or personality, making you nothing more than a mirror.
I wish I had better pipe weed
I wish I had better pipe weed
wish granted, but you would be arrested for having a better pipe weed than the police
I wish I was a better stalker
I wish I was a better stalker
Granted, you are stuck to your victim with Krazy Glue... Have fun with life; and the bathroom
I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
Wish granted, but now you have no right nostril
I wish I had the 400th post
I wish I had the 400th post
Granted, but everything became 10x more expensive so you are still behind in terms of the economy
< my avatar
< my avatar
wish granted, but no more avatar for you.
I wish I have more more more fun
I wish I have more more more fun
Granted, but you overdosed on LSD as a matter of fact. Happy tripping 
I wish for my wall of text at this post here to be noticed
I wish for my wall of text at this post here to be noticed
Doubleposting to save thread... Lol I'm a loser
OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster
I wish this thread could be saved
OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster
I wish this thread could be saved
Granted, but you ordered the wrong cup, and its the one you hate the most.
I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
Granted, but you weren't allowed to have any as you are denied priority
I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
Wish granted but it is extremely fragile and breaks into a million pieces if you touch it.
I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
Wish granted, but with a snake meat inside it.
I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
Wish granted, but the government takes all your money away via taxes
I wish I was cute
I wish I was cute
Wish granted, but everyone doesn't likes you.
I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
Granted, but you're stuck at Level 1
I wish Conor was unsilenced
I wish Conor was unsilenced
Granted, but she stays logged off
I wish for... what was it again?
I wish I remembered
I wish for... what was it again?
I wish I remembered
Granted, but Fergie makes a song about it and you don't get royalties
I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
Wish granted, but they don't online forever.
I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
Granted, but Mortal Kombat happened at the training center. Happy fatality
I wish penguins are an intelligent species
I wish penguins are an intelligent species
Wish granted, but they end up taking over the world
I wish I had good skin
I wish I had good skin
Wish granted, but sun's light can attacks 2x your skin
I wish i can breathe on sea water
I wish i can breathe on sea water
Granted !
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.
I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.
I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
Granted, but Nicki Minaj comes over with her Anaconda and rekts you
I wish for a pony ride to school
I wish for a pony ride to school
Wish granted, but all of your friends also disappear.
I wish to be at a peaceful place.
I wish to be at a peaceful place.
chaee
Wish granted but you feel her pain as you strangle her.
I wish to not be paranoid.
I wish to not be paranoid.
Your lack of paranoia leads to lack of caution. You're lack of caution leads to carelessness. You're carelessness leads to getting your diCk cut off while wAnking.
I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
Wish granted but then accept to kill you in accept to bring out your true form.
I wish for the ability to slow down time.
I wish for the ability to slow down time.
Granted, but is only relative to you. Everyone has left you behind
I wish for an DQ cake
I wish for an DQ cake
Wish granted but you eat them all so none are left
I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
Granted, but your forced to wear a hat wherever you go, and the breeze always knocks it off
I wish for a cookie
I wish for a cookie
Wish granted but you're too tall to enter your house or any building.
I wish for the perfect smile.
I wish for the perfect smile.
Granted, but
I wish all references were spongebob references
I wish all references were spongebob references
Wish granted but everyone on earth dies from the spOngebobness
I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
Wish granted but now normal Asians are extinct
I wish I was photogenic
I wish I was photogenic
Granted, but now, all guys are so envious, they literally want to kill you
I wish for a magical Donut
I wish for a magical Donut
Granted, but the donut had a power level OVER 9000. It disintegrated you the moment you ate it.
I wish I would look nice in a magical girl outfit.
I wish I would look nice in a magical girl outfit.
Granted, but that computer kickstarted all of Skynet. Good luck Conor...
I wish I had a life-size plush doll of NepGear
I wish I had a life-size plush doll of NepGear
granted, but the Plushie is possessed in the same fashion as the tails doll in the creeoypasta
I wish i was friends with Nep-Nep
I wish i was friends with Nep-Nep
Granted but you can never ever see that person or communicate with them.
I wish I could learn to play the guitar by myself.
I wish I could learn to play the guitar by myself.
granted, but you always break the strings when you play it
I wish my room light was brighter
I wish my room light was brighter
Granted, but it's brighter than the sun, so you'll die if you go into it
I wish i had a Magic Donut
I wish i had a Magic Donut
Topic Starter
Granted, but that donut turned into a waffle.
I wish Hitler was alive again.
I wish Hitler was alive again.
Wish granted but he converts himself to Christianity
I wish for a peaceful state of mind.
I wish for a peaceful state of mind.
Granted, but it only lasts for a brief second
I wish for a better computer setup
I wish for a better computer setup
Granted, but he's a ghost, and he's now gonna haunt you forever
I wish i knew how to Speak and Read/write Japanese
I wish i knew how to Speak and Read/write Japanese
Granted, but your accent was so horrible, all Japanese people thought you were offending them
I wish Nep-Nep was my little sister
Also, what happened to this:
I wish Nep-Nep was my little sister
Also, what happened to this:
GSG95 wrote:
EDIT: Planning on ways to make this FG more interesting. Maybe I would add the most creative/funny corruptions on the main page.
Granted, but now you're Arfoire, the person who got so power hungry, she almost killed herself, since she couldn't control it all
I wish i lived in Planeptune
I wish i lived in Planeptune
Wish granted but you live in a jail with no chance of ever getting out.
I wish to be fluffy
I wish to be fluffy
Granted, but you're so hairy, it pokes you in the eyes CONSANTLY! and, you can't even see through it
I wish to have a betetr battery on my POS Laptop
I wish to have a betetr battery on my POS Laptop
Granted however you can only post while standing up on your bedroom floor, if you do it anyhow or anywhere else your PC or other device will malfunction. Commas do not exist
I wish I could play tennis with Obama
I wish I could play tennis with Obama
Wish granted, you stand in irony instead.
I wish I could be good at this game.
I wish I could be good at this game.
Granted, but your life is dedicated to osu and osu only. Hello, peppy's new minion 
I wish I could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...
(Airplanes reference anyone?... Ha... ha.. I'm lame)
I wish I could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...
(Airplanes reference anyone?... Ha... ha.. I'm lame)
Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy and your parents send you to an asylum.
I wish Lev was my bae.
I wish Lev was my bae.
OT: Granted, but it also made you more susceptible to paper cuts due to the pictures being stored on film. They also don't last long.
I wish my kidneys would stop hurting after a map FC.
Granted, however after his 10000 pp breach, tentacles grew out of his arms and destroyed his eyes.
I wish that Aomi would make me a nice sig
I wish that Aomi would make me a nice sig
Granted, however it distracts you from your Taiko plays and your acc drops like mad.
I wish could draw what I see in my head perfectly.
I wish could draw what I see in my head perfectly.
Granted, but now there IS no community to be awful
i wish i had a decent rank for my skill-level in standard
i wish i had a decent rank for my skill-level in standard
Granted, but the community decides to move into forum gaming instead. Happy spamming.
I wish my news station didn't have to cover the Amtrak derailment. Seriously, my news station ran out of stuff to cover.
I wish my news station didn't have to cover the Amtrak derailment. Seriously, my news station ran out of stuff to cover.
Wish granted, but it has no cotton stuffing
I wish I was a fast runner
I wish I was a fast runner
granted, but a coyote starts trying to eat you
I wish i had an apple tree
I wish i had an apple tree
chaee
Granted, but for every person you make disappear, someone close to you also disappears.
I wish I wasn't so tired
I wish I wasn't so tired
Wish granted but you're forced to sleep
I wish for a new coat
I wish for a new coat
Wish granted, 5 uploads per day but Youtube closed it down due to copyright infringements.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
I wish I wish I was a fish.