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chaee
Wish granted but YouTube shuts down

I wish I could make macaroni at 4 am and not be yelled at
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but no ingredients

I wish for the knowledge of cooking
chaee
Wish granted but you're allergic to all the things you can cook

I wish I could sleep right now
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted but you'll sleep walk to a railway track

I wish for lucid dreaming
chaee
Wish granted but you experience sleep paralysis

I wish I could eat whatever I want
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted but your fat percentage is over 1000%

I wish to be a cereal god
chaee
Wish granted but no cereal ≠ cereal God

I wish I wasn't so tired
The Gambler
Granted, but since you're a source of unlimited energy, humans have forever connected you to a treadmill generator (Smash reference w/ pikachu)

I wish exams were more interactive and fun, like an anime
-SayaKai
Wish Granted, but You cannot read as well

I wish I have more fun
The Gambler
Granted, but that fun lasted for only 0.000000001 of a second

I wish Manny Pacquiao won the fight yesterday.
Conor
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The Gambler
Wish granted, but they pass the washing job to you.

I wish Gravity Falls was real ;)
Garpo
Wish granted but everyone around you can't see them/it

I wish for liquor
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted, but you get drunk and backflip off a cliff

I wish senpai would notice me
Renevant
granted,but he only noticed you for your money

I wish my fan was faster
Wind_14
Wish granted, but soon it's broken.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
FlyingNeko
Wish granted, but you'll live the rest of your life depending on your allowance; you'll never get a job and become a shut-in forever

I wish I had a pet cow
Conor
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The Gambler
spoiler alert (Dot Kareshi reference)
Granted, but you did it in such a terrible way that the characters drag you in the game and give you an ass beating

I wish Ichigo would marry Rukia already
Conor
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[Superstar]_old
Wish granted, but you get a bluescreen after

I wish for the train to be on time today on my way home
The Gambler
Granted, but you forgot a week's worth of cup ramen groceries on the train along with your bag.

I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.

-ryusakihatsue-
granted, but it deletes your system if you don't give a meme enough answer

i wish people could be more thoughtful
The Gambler
Granted, we call it legal loopholes. Corporates have just taken your retirement money ;P

I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but you will soon realize it is just a model with fake mags

I wish I had a spaghetti pizza right now
-ryusakihatsue-
Granted, but it has fried cockroaches in it as topping :3

I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
Conor
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Critical Dude
You wish has been granted: "You're existence has been erased, meaning that you will never have been introduced to the hit circle."

I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted, but in doing so, you lose your individuality and no longer have an original form or personality, making you nothing more than a mirror.

I wish I had better pipe weed
FillinFaye
wish granted, but you would be arrested for having a better pipe weed than the police

I wish I was a better stalker
The Gambler
Granted, you are stuck to your victim with Krazy Glue... Have fun with life; and the bathroom

I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted, but now you have no right nostril

I wish I had the 400th post
Conor
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gadrin
Granted, but everything became 10x more expensive so you are still behind in terms of the economy

< my avatar
-SayaKai
wish granted, but no more avatar for you.

I wish I have more more more fun
The Gambler
Granted, but you overdosed on LSD as a matter of fact. Happy tripping :)

I wish for my wall of text at this post here to be noticed
The Gambler
Doubleposting to save thread... Lol I'm a loser

OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster

I wish this thread could be saved
Conor
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The Gambler
Granted, but you ordered the wrong cup, and its the one you hate the most.

I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
Conor
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The Gambler
Granted, but you weren't allowed to have any as you are denied priority

I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted but it is extremely fragile and breaks into a million pieces if you touch it.

I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
Conor
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chaee
Wish granted but it replaces CTB

I wish I could eat tacos all day
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but with a snake meat inside it.

I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
Treekii
Wish granted, but the government takes all your money away via taxes

I wish I was cute
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but everyone doesn't likes you.

I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
The Gambler
Granted, but you're stuck at Level 1

I wish Conor was unsilenced
chaee
Wish granted but he logs out after


I wish faye wouldn't log in and out every 2 seconds
The Gambler
Granted, but she stays logged off

I wish for... what was it again?

I wish I remembered
chaee
Granted but you forget again soon after

I wish I wasn't so clumsy
The Gambler
Granted, but Fergie makes a song about it and you don't get royalties

I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but they don't online forever.

I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
The Gambler
Granted, but Mortal Kombat happened at the training center. Happy fatality

I wish penguins are an intelligent species
Treekii
Wish granted, but they end up taking over the world

I wish I had good skin
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but sun's light can attacks 2x your skin

I wish i can breathe on sea water
Critical Dude
Granted !
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.

I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
The Gambler
Granted, but Nicki Minaj comes over with her Anaconda and rekts you

I wish for a pony ride to school
chaee
Wish granted but you only get one ride

I wish i could make all my enemies disappear
Garpo
Wish granted, but all of your friends also disappear.

I wish to be at a peaceful place.
chaee
Wish granted but that peaceful place turns to shit when you least expect it

I wish i could strangle a bitch
Garpo
Wish granted but you feel her pain as you strangle her.

I wish to not be paranoid.
Ochinchi-sama
Your lack of paranoia leads to lack of caution. You're lack of caution leads to carelessness. You're carelessness leads to getting your diCk cut off while wAnking.

I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
Garpo
Wish granted but then accept to kill you in accept to bring out your true form.

I wish for the ability to slow down time.
The Gambler
Granted, but is only relative to you. Everyone has left you behind

I wish for an DQ cake
chaee
Wish granted but I shove it in your face

I wish I could eat circles skillfully
Garpo
Wish granted but you eat them all so none are left

I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
Renevant
Granted, but your forced to wear a hat wherever you go, and the breeze always knocks it off

I wish for a cookie
chaee
Wish granted but you have to give me half

I wish i was taller
Garpo
Wish granted but you're too tall to enter your house or any building.

I wish for the perfect smile.
Renevant
Granted, but


I wish all references were spongebob references
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but everyone on earth dies from the spOngebobness

I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
Garpo
Wish granted but now normal Asians are extinct

I wish I was photogenic
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now, all guys are so envious, they literally want to kill you


I wish for a magical Donut
The Gambler
Granted, but the donut had a power level OVER 9000. It disintegrated you the moment you ate it.

I wish I would look nice in a magical girl outfit.
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but you must now do exactly as the - Magic Girl - says


I wish for a better computer
The Gambler
Granted, but that computer kickstarted all of Skynet. Good luck Conor...

I wish I had a life-size plush doll of NepGear
WriggleNightbug
granted, but the Plushie is possessed in the same fashion as the tails doll in the creeoypasta


I wish i was friends with Nep-Nep
Critical Dude
Granted but you can never ever see that person or communicate with them.

I wish I could learn to play the guitar by myself.
Renevant
granted, but you always break the strings when you play it

I wish my room light was brighter
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but it's brighter than the sun, so you'll die if you go into it


I wish i had a Magic Donut
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but that donut turned into a waffle.



I wish Hitler was alive again.
Garpo
Wish granted but he converts himself to Christianity

I wish for a peaceful state of mind.
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but it only lasts for a brief second


I wish for a better computer setup
Factorial
Granted but it causes bsod

I wish for Larto to come back
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but he's a ghost, and he's now gonna haunt you forever


I wish i knew how to Speak and Read/write Japanese
The Gambler
Granted, but your accent was so horrible, all Japanese people thought you were offending them

I wish Nep-Nep was my little sister

Also, what happened to this:

GSG95 wrote:

EDIT: Planning on ways to make this FG more interesting. Maybe I would add the most creative/funny corruptions on the main page.
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now you're Arfoire, the person who got so power hungry, she almost killed herself, since she couldn't control it all



I wish i lived in Planeptune
Garpo
Wish granted but you live in a jail with no chance of ever getting out.

I wish to be fluffy
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but you're so hairy, it pokes you in the eyes CONSANTLY! and, you can't even see through it


I wish to have a betetr battery on my POS Laptop
Conor
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Critical Dude
Granted however you can only post while standing up on your bedroom floor, if you do it anyhow or anywhere else your PC or other device will malfunction. Commas do not exist

I wish I could play tennis with Obama
Conor
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otoed1
Wish granted, you stand in irony instead.

I wish I could be good at this game.
The Gambler
Granted, but your life is dedicated to osu and osu only. Hello, peppy's new minion ;)

I wish I could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...

(Airplanes reference anyone?... Ha... ha.. I'm lame)
Aomi
Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy and your parents send you to an asylum.

I wish Lev was my bae.
Conor
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The Gambler
Static Noise Bird, it's all yours ^^ Guess not

OT: Granted, but it also made you more susceptible to paper cuts due to the pictures being stored on film. They also don't last long.

I wish my kidneys would stop hurting after a map FC.
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