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Corrupt a wish!

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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Doubleposting to save thread... Lol I'm a loser

OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster

I wish this thread could be saved
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but you ordered the wrong cup, and its the one you hate the most.

I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but you weren't allowed to have any as you are denied priority

I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but it is extremely fragile and breaks into a million pieces if you touch it.

I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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chaee
chaee
Wish granted but it replaces CTB

I wish I could eat tacos all day
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but with a snake meat inside it.

I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
Treekii
245 posts
Joined October 2012
Treekii
Wish granted, but the government takes all your money away via taxes

I wish I was cute
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but everyone doesn't likes you.

I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but you're stuck at Level 1

I wish Conor was unsilenced
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but he logs out after


I wish faye wouldn't log in and out every 2 seconds
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but she stays logged off

I wish for... what was it again?

I wish I remembered
chaee
chaee
Granted but you forget again soon after

I wish I wasn't so clumsy
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but Fergie makes a song about it and you don't get royalties

I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but they don't online forever.

I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but Mortal Kombat happened at the training center. Happy fatality

I wish penguins are an intelligent species
Treekii
245 posts
Joined October 2012
Treekii
Wish granted, but they end up taking over the world

I wish I had good skin
Ameth Rianno
515 posts
Joined November 2014
Ameth Rianno
Wish granted, but sun's light can attacks 2x your skin

I wish i can breathe on sea water
Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined December 2013
Critical Dude
Granted !
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.

I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but Nicki Minaj comes over with her Anaconda and rekts you

I wish for a pony ride to school
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but you only get one ride

I wish i could make all my enemies disappear
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted, but all of your friends also disappear.

I wish to be at a peaceful place.
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but that peaceful place turns to shit when you least expect it

I wish i could strangle a bitch
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you feel her pain as you strangle her.

I wish to not be paranoid.
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Your lack of paranoia leads to lack of caution. You're lack of caution leads to carelessness. You're carelessness leads to getting your diCk cut off while wAnking.

I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but then accept to kill you in accept to bring out your true form.

I wish for the ability to slow down time.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but is only relative to you. Everyone has left you behind

I wish for an DQ cake
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but I shove it in your face

I wish I could eat circles skillfully
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you eat them all so none are left

I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
Renevant
894 posts
Joined July 2013
Renevant
Granted, but your forced to wear a hat wherever you go, and the breeze always knocks it off

I wish for a cookie
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but you have to give me half

I wish i was taller
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you're too tall to enter your house or any building.

I wish for the perfect smile.
Renevant
894 posts
Joined July 2013
Renevant
Granted, but


I wish all references were spongebob references
Ochinchi-sama
178 posts
Joined April 2015
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but everyone on earth dies from the spOngebobness

I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but now normal Asians are extinct

I wish I was photogenic
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now, all guys are so envious, they literally want to kill you


I wish for a magical Donut
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the donut had a power level OVER 9000. It disintegrated you the moment you ate it.

I wish I would look nice in a magical girl outfit.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but you must now do exactly as the - Magic Girl - says


I wish for a better computer
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but that computer kickstarted all of Skynet. Good luck Conor...

I wish I had a life-size plush doll of NepGear
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
granted, but the Plushie is possessed in the same fashion as the tails doll in the creeoypasta


I wish i was friends with Nep-Nep
Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined December 2013
Critical Dude
Granted but you can never ever see that person or communicate with them.

I wish I could learn to play the guitar by myself.
Renevant
894 posts
Joined July 2013
Renevant
granted, but you always break the strings when you play it

I wish my room light was brighter
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but it's brighter than the sun, so you'll die if you go into it


I wish i had a Magic Donut
GSG95
406 posts
Joined October 2014
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted, but that donut turned into a waffle.



I wish Hitler was alive again.
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but he converts himself to Christianity

I wish for a peaceful state of mind.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but it only lasts for a brief second


I wish for a better computer setup
Factorial
691 posts
Joined August 2013
Factorial
Granted but it causes bsod

I wish for Larto to come back
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but he's a ghost, and he's now gonna haunt you forever


I wish i knew how to Speak and Read/write Japanese
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but your accent was so horrible, all Japanese people thought you were offending them

I wish Nep-Nep was my little sister

Also, what happened to this:

GSG95 wrote:

EDIT: Planning on ways to make this FG more interesting. Maybe I would add the most creative/funny corruptions on the main page.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now you're Arfoire, the person who got so power hungry, she almost killed herself, since she couldn't control it all



I wish i lived in Planeptune
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you live in a jail with no chance of ever getting out.

I wish to be fluffy
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but you're so hairy, it pokes you in the eyes CONSANTLY! and, you can't even see through it


I wish to have a betetr battery on my POS Laptop
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined December 2013
Critical Dude
Granted however you can only post while standing up on your bedroom floor, if you do it anyhow or anywhere else your PC or other device will malfunction. Commas do not exist

I wish I could play tennis with Obama
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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otoed1
639 posts
Joined May 2014
otoed1
Wish granted, you stand in irony instead.

I wish I could be good at this game.
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but your life is dedicated to osu and osu only. Hello, peppy's new minion ;)

I wish I could pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...

(Airplanes reference anyone?... Ha... ha.. I'm lame)
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Aomi
1,993 posts
Joined August 2013
Aomi
Wish granted, but everyone thinks you're crazy and your parents send you to an asylum.

I wish Lev was my bae.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Static Noise Bird, it's all yours ^^ Guess not

OT: Granted, but it also made you more susceptible to paper cuts due to the pictures being stored on film. They also don't last long.

I wish my kidneys would stop hurting after a map FC.
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Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, however after his 10000 pp breach, tentacles grew out of his arms and destroyed his eyes.

I wish that Aomi would make me a nice sig
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, however it distracts you from your Taiko plays and your acc drops like mad.

I wish could draw what I see in my head perfectly.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now there IS no community to be awful


i wish i had a decent rank for my skill-level in standard
The Gambler
1,307 posts
Joined September 2013
The Gambler
Granted, but the community decides to move into forum gaming instead. Happy spamming.

I wish my news station didn't have to cover the Amtrak derailment. Seriously, my news station ran out of stuff to cover.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Treekii
245 posts
Joined October 2012
Treekii
Wish granted, but it has no cotton stuffing

I wish I was a fast runner
Renevant
894 posts
Joined July 2013
Renevant
granted, but a coyote starts trying to eat you

I wish i had an apple tree
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but it's winter. No apples for you i'm afraid.

I wish i could make people disappear
Renevant
894 posts
Joined July 2013
Renevant
Granted, but for every person you make disappear, someone close to you also disappears.

I wish I wasn't so tired
Garpo
174 posts
Joined March 2014
Garpo
Wish granted but you're forced to sleep

I wish for a new coat
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined August 2010
Flanster
Wish granted, 5 uploads per day but Youtube closed it down due to copyright infringements.

I wish I wish I was a fish.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted but you have no water to breath


I wish LoliFlan played more FGs
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
But then I eat you as dinner.

I wish Conor could stop being mean.
HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
AHHAHAHAHA NINJa'd
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but all the other GMT's don't like you


I wish I could be a better FG Ninja
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Flanster
5,938 posts
Joined August 2010
Flanster
Wish granted, but I was poisonous.

I wish I could delete OT.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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HaruryuuSan
545 posts
Joined May 2013
HaruryuuSan
Of being a pussy? Fine.

I wish I was a banana.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
Granted, but now all Forum Gamers hate you, for deleting our home Losing my Ninja touch >.<
Granted, but you're a rotten Banana


I wish other Mods/Admins would play other FG's than the Users Vs. Mods (And Admins) FG
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug
granted, but now, you're choking since you ate it too fast


I wish there were more GMT's to screw around with
otoed1
639 posts
Joined May 2014
otoed1
Wish granted, but you eat your pizza so fast you burn yourself.

I wish Devin was dead.
WriggleNightbug
256 posts
Joined September 2013
WriggleNightbug


OT: Granted, but he killed you too


I wish there were more Forum Gamers to go around
chaee
chaee
Wish granted but they're all counting threads v.v

I wish my pears were soft
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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chaee
chaee
Wish granted but it's your least favourite colour

I wish new yaoi manga had more smex
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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chaee
chaee
Wish granted but you're asexual now

I wish I didn't need a blankie to fall asleep
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined December 2013
Critical Dude
Wish granted but you get shot whenever you mention the title.

I wish I could be known for something legendary.
chaee
chaee
Cuts deep man. Wish granted but you can't post anymore

I wish my hair was red
Critical Dude
189 posts
Joined December 2013
Critical Dude
Dafuq?
Wish granted however your hair is now extremely flammable, the slightest friction will cause it to light up in flames.

I wish I could outsmart Sherlock Holmes.
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