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I wish my lip didn't bleed
I wish my lip didn't bleed
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Wish granted, but you'll wake up a week later
I wish I can find the perfect sky some day
I wish I can find the perfect sky some day
Wish granted, but it has no clouds nor stars. It doesn't have neither the Sun or the Moon. It's... blank.
I wish I wasn't so bored right now.
I wish I wasn't so bored right now.
Wish granted, but you'll be murdered by me right now.
I wish the temperature of my room is reduced.
I wish the temperature of my room is reduced.
Wish granted, but you aren't allowed to touch it using anything.
I wish the i had fried fish in my plate.
I wish the i had fried fish in my plate.
wish granted, but it's burnt
I want Conor to tuck me in so I can sleep
I want Conor to tuck me in so I can sleep
That's not a bad things :^)Conor wrote:
Wish granted, but I crawl into bed with you.
Wish granted but no milk
I wish I had the willpower to move to my bed and sleep
Wish granted but it corrupts itself when it's played once
I wish for an empty jar
I wish for an empty jar
Wish granted but the volume is set to 1 and you can't change it
I wish for a moderate amount of people to be active right now
I wish for a moderate amount of people to be active right now
Wish granted but they all have to do with weed.
I wish for more ask.fm questions
I wish for more ask.fm questions
Granted. However your twitter account has been suspended due to NSFW content.
I wish I have £5 right now.
I wish I have £5 right now.
Wish granted, but someone steals them from you.
I wish to be more productive.
I wish to be more productive.
wish granted, but you would overwork yourself then you ded
i wish I can find a better avatar
i wish I can find a better avatar
chaee
Wish granted but your enter key is no longer recognized as a keypress.
I wish to not choke as hard.
I wish to not choke as hard.
Granted but in the process you gain RSI from all them pp plays.
I wish for the second coming of Lord Gaben.
I wish for the second coming of Lord Gaben.
Wish granted but it is not during your life span
I wish I had more time to waste on FG.
I wish I had more time to waste on FG.
Granted, but you're traveling at the speed of light and therefore frozen in time...
I wish for BeyondTheRevolution (youtube channel) would do a video on more nutella cooking
I wish for BeyondTheRevolution (youtube channel) would do a video on more nutella cooking
chaee
Wish granted, but no ingredients
I wish for the knowledge of cooking
I wish for the knowledge of cooking
chaee
Wish granted but you'll sleep walk to a railway track
I wish for lucid dreaming
I wish for lucid dreaming
Wish granted but your fat percentage is over 1000%
I wish to be a cereal god
I wish to be a cereal god
Granted, but since you're a source of unlimited energy, humans have forever connected you to a treadmill generator (Smash reference w/ pikachu)
I wish exams were more interactive and fun, like an anime
I wish exams were more interactive and fun, like an anime
Wish Granted, but You cannot read as well
I wish I have more fun
I wish I have more fun
Granted, but that fun lasted for only 0.000000001 of a second
I wish Manny Pacquiao won the fight yesterday.
I wish Manny Pacquiao won the fight yesterday.
Wish granted, but they pass the washing job to you.
I wish Gravity Falls was real
I wish Gravity Falls was real
Wish granted but everyone around you can't see them/it
I wish for liquor
I wish for liquor
Wish granted, but you get drunk and backflip off a cliff
I wish senpai would notice me
I wish senpai would notice me
granted,but he only noticed you for your money
I wish my fan was faster
I wish my fan was faster
Wish granted, but soon it's broken.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
Wish granted, but you'll live the rest of your life depending on your allowance; you'll never get a job and become a shut-in forever
I wish I had a pet cow
I wish I had a pet cow
spoiler alert (Dot Kareshi reference)
Granted, but you did it in such a terrible way that the characters drag you in the game and give you an ass beating
I wish Ichigo would marry Rukia already
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but you forgot a week's worth of cup ramen groceries on the train along with your bag.
I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.
I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.
granted, but it deletes your system if you don't give a meme enough answer
i wish people could be more thoughtful
i wish people could be more thoughtful
Granted, we call it legal loopholes. Corporates have just taken your retirement money ;P
I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but it has fried cockroaches in it as topping :3
I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
You wish has been granted: "You're existence has been erased, meaning that you will never have been introduced to the hit circle."
I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
Wish granted, but in doing so, you lose your individuality and no longer have an original form or personality, making you nothing more than a mirror.
I wish I had better pipe weed
I wish I had better pipe weed
wish granted, but you would be arrested for having a better pipe weed than the police
I wish I was a better stalker
I wish I was a better stalker
Granted, you are stuck to your victim with Krazy Glue... Have fun with life; and the bathroom
I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
Wish granted, but now you have no right nostril
I wish I had the 400th post
I wish I had the 400th post
Granted, but everything became 10x more expensive so you are still behind in terms of the economy
< my avatar
< my avatar
wish granted, but no more avatar for you.
I wish I have more more more fun
I wish I have more more more fun
Granted, but you overdosed on LSD as a matter of fact. Happy tripping 
I wish for my wall of text at this post here to be noticed
I wish for my wall of text at this post here to be noticed
Doubleposting to save thread... Lol I'm a loser
OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster
I wish this thread could be saved
OT: Granted, but said answer is completely irrelevant to the poster
I wish this thread could be saved
Granted, but you ordered the wrong cup, and its the one you hate the most.
I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
I wish tea had more caffeine than coffee.
Granted, but you weren't allowed to have any as you are denied priority
I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
I wish I had the title COOL DUDE
Wish granted but it is extremely fragile and breaks into a million pieces if you touch it.
I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
I wish my ice cream wouldn't melt.
Wish granted, but with a snake meat inside it.
I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
I wish i have many a lots of money that doesn't have any sins.
Wish granted, but the government takes all your money away via taxes
I wish I was cute
I wish I was cute
Wish granted, but everyone doesn't likes you.
I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
I wish i can live in Gensokyo. (touhou universe)
Granted, but you're stuck at Level 1
I wish Conor was unsilenced
I wish Conor was unsilenced
Granted, but she stays logged off
I wish for... what was it again?
I wish I remembered
I wish for... what was it again?
I wish I remembered
Granted, but Fergie makes a song about it and you don't get royalties
I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
I wish for Peppy to unban players for the most OP team
Wish granted, but they don't online forever.
I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
I wish i can go to the moon without fatality
Granted, but Mortal Kombat happened at the training center. Happy fatality
I wish penguins are an intelligent species
I wish penguins are an intelligent species
Wish granted, but they end up taking over the world
I wish I had good skin
I wish I had good skin
Wish granted, but sun's light can attacks 2x your skin
I wish i can breathe on sea water
I wish i can breathe on sea water
Granted !
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.
I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
You can breath only on the sea surface (due to your typo), go under or above and your body will collapse.
I wish that I could twerk like Miley Cyrus ._.
Granted, but Nicki Minaj comes over with her Anaconda and rekts you
I wish for a pony ride to school
I wish for a pony ride to school
Wish granted, but all of your friends also disappear.
I wish to be at a peaceful place.
I wish to be at a peaceful place.
chaee
Wish granted but you feel her pain as you strangle her.
I wish to not be paranoid.
I wish to not be paranoid.
Your lack of paranoia leads to lack of caution. You're lack of caution leads to carelessness. You're carelessness leads to getting your diCk cut off while wAnking.
I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
I wish everyone would see the truth and worship me.
Wish granted but then accept to kill you in accept to bring out your true form.
I wish for the ability to slow down time.
I wish for the ability to slow down time.
Granted, but is only relative to you. Everyone has left you behind
I wish for an DQ cake
I wish for an DQ cake
Wish granted but you eat them all so none are left
I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
I wish for there to be a cool breeze where ever I go.
Granted, but your forced to wear a hat wherever you go, and the breeze always knocks it off
I wish for a cookie
I wish for a cookie
Wish granted but you're too tall to enter your house or any building.
I wish for the perfect smile.
I wish for the perfect smile.
Granted, but
I wish all references were spongebob references
I wish all references were spongebob references
Wish granted but everyone on earth dies from the spOngebobness
I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
I wish ginger Asians weren't extinct.
Wish granted but now normal Asians are extinct
I wish I was photogenic
I wish I was photogenic