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Garpo
Wish granted, but you're #1 country ranking

I wish my posts would never be ninja'd
Conor
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Wuxo
Granted, but coke is experied last month
I wish to csgo become free
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but computer price increase by tenfolds.

I wish I have wings
Garpo
Wish granted, but you no longer have legs

I wish for a friend
FuZ
Wish granted but he's really annoying

I wish i could live without being sleepy 24/7
FillinFaye

Conor wrote:

Noticed, but I'm the Kayne God

I wish I would stop 100'ing finishers
But you're not my senpai *que x files music*

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wish granted, but you can never go to sleep again

I wish I can have an endless supply of ice cream
Conor
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FillinFaye

Conor wrote:

Wish granted, but your senpai isn't chaee anymore. It's me now.

I wish time would move faster.
my senpai isn't chaee either

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Wish granted, but time would be really fast and in a minute you ded

I wish I could have cookies
Conor
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Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted but they've been poisoned.

I wish there was no school tomorrow
FillinFaye
wish granted, but your wifi would be down

I wish my senpai (not conor or chaee) would notice me
Conor
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FillinFaye
wish granted, but you ded

I wish my dog could sleep so she can stop grabbing my tennis balls
Conor
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FillinFaye
wish granted, but your profile gets deleted

I wish I could have osu supporter so I could run the "become the kanye" event and post it in my profile
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but you get banned after you got supporter

I wish for wish.
Conor
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Treekii
Wish granted, but it's now chilled.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but you get ebola

I wish for potatoes
Conor
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Wind_14
done, eat that numerous amount of work. oh,and finish it in a day , okay !!!
i wish i can get a girl...
-ryusakihatsue-
wish granted, she's yandere and stabs you when you try to leave from her arms

i wish my avatar doesnt bring misunderstandings
Topic Starter
GSG95
Granted. But your intentions are evil anyway.

I wish I was creative.
Garpo
Wish granted, but the only way to show it is by acting it out.

I wish for a normal sleep schedule.
FillinFaye
wish granted, but you would never wake up

I wish kanye west could propose to kanye west because of their undenying love
Voodoo Girl
Wish granted. But Kanye will be so mesmerized by himself that Kim will hire assassins that will attempt to murder you for the rest of your life.

If we are wishing for celebrities to fall in love with people, I wish for the Foaming Mouth Guy to fall in love with water. So he will never foam again.
Wind_14
done. the water gets foam instead.
i wish that i can get a 75% discount for high spec pc for gaming.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted, however you still don't have enough money to buy all the necessary components.

I wish I had some bread for tomorrow's breakfast.
Conor
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Wind_14
wish granted. but you'll pooping when you sleep.
i wish somebody hug me now.
Garpo
Wish granted, but you hug a cactus

I wish for booty
FillinFaye
wish granted, but its a flat booty

I wish I could be inspired to make a map :/
Wind_14
Wish granted, but your map will moved to graveyard as soon as possible.
I wish someone clean my room.
Conor
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Rilene
Wish granted but the milk is actually expired

I wish I have a cup of hot chocolate right now.
Conor
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Rilene
Wish granted but the chocolate doesn't have any sugar any at all.

I wish for a phone.
Conor
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Rilene
Wish granted but it is just simply adjusting the clock's arm to noon.

I wish for edible cookies.
FlyingNeko
Wish granted, but you get a ninja instead

I wish my lip didn't bleed
Conor
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FlyingNeko
Wish granted, but you'll wake up a week later

I wish I can find the perfect sky some day
Aomi
Wish granted, but it has no clouds nor stars. It doesn't have neither the Sun or the Moon. It's... blank.

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.
Wind_14
Wish granted, but you'll be murdered by me right now.
I wish the temperature of my room is reduced.
Conor
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Wind_14
Wish granted, but you aren't allowed to touch it using anything.
I wish the i had fried fish in my plate.
Garpo
wish granted, but it's burnt

I want Conor to tuck me in so I can sleep
Conor
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Garpo

Conor wrote:

Wish granted, but I crawl into bed with you.
That's not a bad things :^)

Wish granted but no milk

I wish I had the willpower to move to my bed and sleep
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted but it corrupts itself when it's played once

I wish for an empty jar
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted but the volume is set to 1 and you can't change it

I wish for a moderate amount of people to be active right now
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted but they all have to do with weed.

I wish for more ask.fm questions
Conor
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a1l2d3r4e5d6
Granted. However your twitter account has been suspended due to NSFW content.

I wish I have £5 right now.
Aomi
Wish granted, but someone steals them from you.

I wish to be more productive.
FillinFaye
wish granted, but you would overwork yourself then you ded

i wish I can find a better avatar
chaee
Wish granted but they don't suit your taste

I wish I could just press enter instead of ctrl+enter
Garpo
Wish granted but your enter key is no longer recognized as a keypress.

I wish to not choke as hard.
The Gambler
Granted but in the process you gain RSI from all them pp plays.

I wish for the second coming of Lord Gaben.
Garpo
Wish granted but it is not during your life span

I wish I had more time to waste on FG.
The Gambler
Granted, but you're traveling at the speed of light and therefore frozen in time...

I wish for BeyondTheRevolution (youtube channel) would do a video on more nutella cooking
chaee
Wish granted but YouTube shuts down

I wish I could make macaroni at 4 am and not be yelled at
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted, but no ingredients

I wish for the knowledge of cooking
chaee
Wish granted but you're allergic to all the things you can cook

I wish I could sleep right now
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted but you'll sleep walk to a railway track

I wish for lucid dreaming
chaee
Wish granted but you experience sleep paralysis

I wish I could eat whatever I want
KokoaCrunch
Wish granted but your fat percentage is over 1000%

I wish to be a cereal god
chaee
Wish granted but no cereal ≠ cereal God

I wish I wasn't so tired
The Gambler
Granted, but since you're a source of unlimited energy, humans have forever connected you to a treadmill generator (Smash reference w/ pikachu)

I wish exams were more interactive and fun, like an anime
-SayaKai
Wish Granted, but You cannot read as well

I wish I have more fun
The Gambler
Granted, but that fun lasted for only 0.000000001 of a second

I wish Manny Pacquiao won the fight yesterday.
Conor
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The Gambler
Wish granted, but they pass the washing job to you.

I wish Gravity Falls was real ;)
Garpo
Wish granted but everyone around you can't see them/it

I wish for liquor
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted, but you get drunk and backflip off a cliff

I wish senpai would notice me
Renevant
granted,but he only noticed you for your money

I wish my fan was faster
Wind_14
Wish granted, but soon it's broken.
I wish that i can get my allowance faster.
FlyingNeko
Wish granted, but you'll live the rest of your life depending on your allowance; you'll never get a job and become a shut-in forever

I wish I had a pet cow
Conor
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The Gambler
spoiler alert (Dot Kareshi reference)
Granted, but you did it in such a terrible way that the characters drag you in the game and give you an ass beating

I wish Ichigo would marry Rukia already
Conor
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[Superstar]_old
Wish granted, but you get a bluescreen after

I wish for the train to be on time today on my way home
The Gambler
Granted, but you forgot a week's worth of cup ramen groceries on the train along with your bag.

I wish blue screen of death had memes appearing upon crashing Windows.

-ryusakihatsue-
granted, but it deletes your system if you don't give a meme enough answer

i wish people could be more thoughtful
The Gambler
Granted, we call it legal loopholes. Corporates have just taken your retirement money ;P

I wish I had a 1216 shotgun, loaded with several mags
[Superstar]_old
Granted, but you will soon realize it is just a model with fake mags

I wish I had a spaghetti pizza right now
-ryusakihatsue-
Granted, but it has fried cockroaches in it as topping :3

I wish I don't feel empty sometimes
Conor
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Critical Dude
You wish has been granted: "You're existence has been erased, meaning that you will never have been introduced to the hit circle."

I wish I could shape-shift and mimic others.
Ochinchi-sama
Wish granted, but in doing so, you lose your individuality and no longer have an original form or personality, making you nothing more than a mirror.

I wish I had better pipe weed
FillinFaye
wish granted, but you would be arrested for having a better pipe weed than the police

I wish I was a better stalker
The Gambler
Granted, you are stuck to your victim with Krazy Glue... Have fun with life; and the bathroom

I wish the music year 2008 was in this year.
Conor
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Garpo
Wish granted, but now you have no right nostril

I wish I had the 400th post
Conor
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gadrin
Granted, but everything became 10x more expensive so you are still behind in terms of the economy

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